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READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988).

Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen!

Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Awesome... Not Boring
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden
(diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

During the third hour of the October 8, 2012 broadcast of RAW, Talk Show Legend Larry King and his wife Shawn King, dressed in a pair of black pants and a black top beneath a loose green, chiffon blouse, are in the backstage are of Sacramento, California's Power Balance Pavilion. "Now this was fun...and the fans, oh, I never would have thought they would have responded the way they did..." a very pleased Larry King says to his gorgeous wife of seventeen years.

The stunning 52-year-old, former singer smiles and nods her head "That was so much fun. I am so happy we agreed to do this!"

The talk show legend smiles, "You certainly got caught up in the action... did you hear how the people cheered when you threw water in..." Before Larry King can finish, a wet and battered Miz, dressed in a torn button shirt and pants, approaches them.

"Into my face? Is that what you were going to say?" The Miz asks Larry even as he's glaring at Shawn.

Shawn King raises an eyebrow and places her left hand onto her hip as she looks at The Miz. "You have something to say?"

"How dare you disrespect me like that..." The Miz replies before he glares at Larry King, "And you... how dare you call me boring... I am... the most must see Superstar in WWE history..."

"Listen, I'm sure that's a nice 'catch phrase' but... come on, you are boring... and to make it worse... you're self-centered too..." Larry King says.

"As if your opinion matters... I'm in my prime... you're on death's door..." The Miz says smugly.

"Oh no!" Shawn King says loudly and shakes her head as she steps in front of her husband and stands directly in front of The Miz. "You don't talk to my husband like that!"

"Shawn...now calm down..." Larry starts to say.

"I can talk to him, you and everyone else however I want... because I'm The Miz... and I'm Awesome!" The Miz says to former country singer.

Shawn King places both of her hands onto her hips and smirks. "You didn't seem so awesome when I splashed that water if your face...if you asked me, you looked embarrassed..."

The Miz frowns and then smirks, "You're a nobody but a desperate has-been who is only famous for sleeping with the Crypt Keeper..."

"Shawn... I think maybe we better..." Larry King starts to say as he tries to keep calm down the situation.

Shawn turns her blond haired head back and looks at her husband, Larry King, with a soft smile. "I can take care of this, hon...why don't you go talk with some of the more entertaining wrestlers...like that guy Brodus Clay..."

"Brodus isn't entertaining... he's just fat..." The Miz says as the Kings ignore him for a moment.

"Alright... only if you're absolutely sure..." Larry King says. When Shawn nods her head, Larry steps around them and walks away.

Shawn presses her lips together and turns attention back to The Miz, narrowing her eyes "You know, you really do have an attitude problem..."

"Oh really?" The Miz asks with a smirk.

Shawn King nods her head and removes her hands from her hips in order to cross her arms below her chest. "You heard me right, you think that you are much more important than you truly are...my husband has interviewed thousands of people who think that the world revolves around them, when really it doesn't...you're no different..."

"That's where you're wrong... because I am awesome..." The Miz smirks, "I am a former WWE Champion, I have headlined WrestleMania, I made the Real World what it is for MTV, I'm a movie star, I hosted TMZ, I have my own radio show on Sirius XM... hell Howard Stern can retire because I am the king of all media!"

Shawn King shakes her head and laughs at the arrogant nature of The Miz. "You're really something...don't you realize that people like my husband and people like Howard Stern paved the way for no-talented people like yourself?"

"So what? All that matters is that I'm awesome... and you clearly have no idea how awesome I am..." The Miz smirks.

Shawn casually shrugs her shoulders "Maybe you're right, but all I see is a bunch of talk..."

The Miz smirks, "Oh you want action... I'm not surprised... considering you're married to a fossil that's 30 years OLDER than you..."

Shawn raises an eyebrow and smirks "Action? Boy, you sure have a high opinion of yourself..."

"I have very big reasons to have a high opinion of myself..." The Miz says with a cocky smirk. "And they are that I'm very well hung and I know how to use it..."

Shawn laughs a bit and shakes her head "I highly doubt that..."

"If you doubt it why don't you feel how big I am when I'm not hard..." The Miz says as he steps closer to the wife of Larry King.

Shawn King narrows her eyes and glares at The Miz as he moves closer to her. "You're disgusting..."

The Miz smirks, "Wrong... I'm awesome..." The Miz says as he takes Shawn's right hand and has her press her palm against his crotch. While clearly not hard, the feel of the size of what Miz has in his pants causes Shawn King's eyes to widen.

Shawn presses her lips together and closes her eyes for a moment as she lightly presses her fingers around the sides of his barely hard cock.

The Miz smirks, "Still doubt it?" The Miz asks as he lets go of Shawn's hand, letting her freely feel his crotch.

Shawn King slowly pulls her hand back and removes it from the crotch of his pants. "You're still all talk..."

"If you think that... there's only one way you can confirm it...follow me..." The Miz says with a cocky tone before he turns and proceeds to walk towards the locker room area.

"And you just think I will follow?" Shawn King replies.

The Miz looks back over his shoulder at Shawn and smirks, "Oh you'll follow... because you would want to know just how big I really am..."

Shawn shakes her head and casually starts to follow The Miz. "I still think you're all talk..." Shawn says, not really processing that she is indeed following him.

"Just keep thinking that..." The Miz says with a smirk as he looks forward as he leads Shawn King to his private locker room.

"You're just a little boy, who needs his attitude changed..." Shawn comments as The Miz opens his locker room and she casually walks in.

The Miz smirks, "Yak... yak... yak..." The Miz replies as he enters his locker room once Shawn has stepped all the way in. Closing the door and locking it, The Miz removes what remains of his shirt revealing his gorgeous upper body as Shawn turns to face him.

Shawn lifts her eyes and looks at the exposed tanned and nicely toned upper body of the former reality star turned WWE Superstar, who main evented WrestleMania. Shawn King licks her lips slightly. "Listen...this is all a nice joke, but you're too young..."

The Miz doesn't answer verbally, instead he chooses to reply by unbuckling his belt followed by undoing his pants. The Miz smirks at Shawn King as he lowers his pants from his toned waist, freeing his cock. Despite not being close to hard yet, the length and thickness of The Miz's shaft gets Shawn's attention.

Shawn presses her lips together and nods her head "Alright...I'll give you the credit...it's big..."

The Miz cockily smirks at Shawn as he wraps a hand around his cock and begins to slowly stroke it, causing it to harden.

Shawn King innocently raises her hands "I don't think this is a good idea..."

"If you really believed that, you wouldn't be staring at my cock..." The Miz says as he continues to stroke his shaft.

Shawn clears her throat and starts to shake her head "I am not staring..."

"Yeah you are..." The Miz says as he steps out of his pants and approaches the former country singer.

Shawn King looks up and locks her eyes with The Miz before she takes a step closer.
"You seem to know everything..."

"That's because I'm awesome..." The Miz replies as he lets go of his rock hard cock.

Shawn King rolls her eyes and starts to lower herself down onto her knees in front of The Miz and takes the arrogant Superstar's cock into her left hand.

"Mmmm..." The Miz moans as Shawn begins to slowly stroke his cock.

Shawn King licks her lips lightly and works her hand on his shaft, casually turning her hand on his shaft, as he grows and hardens.

"Bet you haven't ever had a cock this big before..." The Miz says with a cock smirk as Shawn continues to work her hand along the length of his tool.

Shawn shakes her head at The Miz's comment before she leans her blond haired head down and gently works her tongue against the head of his cock.

"Mmmm..." The Miz moans as Shawn King slide her tongue over the head of his stiff pole.

Shawn closes her eyes as she perfectly slides her tongue over the head of his cock, while gently moving her hand against his shaft.

"Ahhhh..." The Miz moans as Shawn circles her tongue around the head of his cock while she continues to jerk him off.

Shawn gently flicks her tongue against the tender head of The Miz's cock before she parts her lips and takes him into her mouth.

The Miz licks his lips as Shawn King wraps her lips around his meaty shaft before she begins to bob her head on it.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...." Shawn moans as she bobs her head back and forth, letting her lips rub back and forth on his shaft as she talentedly maneuvers her head.

"Ahhh yeah..." The Miz moans as Shawn smoothly bobs her head on his cock, taking it half way into her mouth while she keeps stroking the remaining half of his cock with her hand.

Shawn places her soft hand onto his waist as she smoothly moves her head further in toward his cock, letting her saliva drip on his cock.

"Ahhhh..." The Miz groans as Shawn King continues to bob her head on his shaft while letting her tongue massage the bottom side of his tool.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm...." Shawn moans as she keeps her blond haired head moving at a smooth, steady pace.

The Miz smirks as Shawn glances up at him each time she pulls her head back on his cock as she repeatedly takes it fairly deep into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Shawn King moans before she turns her head on his cock to grind her lips before bobbing her head at a quick pace.

"Aww yeah... suck that big fat awesome cock... mmmmm..." The Miz moans as the wife of Larry King becomes bolder as she takes his cock deeper into her mouth with every passing moment.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...." Shawn moans more lustfully as she swiftly moves her head on his cock, feeding him deeper into her mouth.

The Miz licks his lips as Shawn sucks and slurps on his cock as she comes close to deep throating his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Shawn moans and smoothly slides her nicely wet tongue against the bottom side of his cock.

"Mmmm doesn't matter if you're twenty years older than me... I can tell you love my awesome cock..." The Miz groans as Shawn King lustfully moves her tongue against the bottom side of his cock when she begins to lift her head.

Shawn unwraps her lips from around his cock and lifts her head with the top of his cock falling from her stunning mouth.

The Miz wraps a hand around his cock as Shawn removes her chiffon blouse followed by her black time, exposing her firm and nicely sized tits.

Shawn King raises an eyebrow and smirks at The Miz as she catches him transfixed on her perfectly rounded and still firm tits.

"Not bad..." The Miz says as he comments on Shawn's tits while he strokes his saliva coated cock. The Miz smirks as Shawn rises to her feet and begins to lower her black pants from her waist.

Shawn King lowers her pants down her gorgeously tanned and smooth legs, followed by her panties before she steps out of them and the wife of Larry King stands stunningly naked in front of the "Awesome One".

The Miz licks his lips as he checks out the gorgeous body of Shawn King, "For a woman who had three kids... not bad...' The Miz says as he steps around Shawn to check out her round yet toned ass.

Shawn places her hands onto her hips and raises an eyebrow to look at The Miz. "What's that suppose to mean?"

"That most women use giving birth to kids as an excuse not to stay in shape..." The Miz says before he proceeds to guide Shawn King over towards the locker room's couch. After she kneels on the middle cushion, The Miz stands behind her and guides his cock into Shawn's warm and wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Shawn moans and presses her lips together as she feels his cock entering her nicely wet and tight pussy from behind as he begins to thrust into her.

"Ahhhh..." The Miz groans as he thrusts his cock deeply into Shawn's cunt as she places her hands on the back of the couch to push back against him.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh...." Shawn King moans as her nicely toned body moves back with her pushing back on her knees.

"Ahhhh yeah..." The Miz groans as he places his hands on Shawn's hips as he thrusts his cock in and out of her snatch.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh shit..." Shawn moans as she steadily moves forward while on her hands and knees against his thrusting cock.

"Mmmmm fuck..." The Miz groans as he thrusts his cock deeper and harder into Shawn King's wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh..." Shawn moans and tilts her head back as she moves swiftly on her hands and knees.

"Awwww fuck..." The Miz moans as he hammers Shawn's twat with firm and deep thrusts as she pushes back against him.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh!" Shawn King moans as her nicely toned ass smacks against his waist as he pulls her back, deepening with each thrust.

"Ahhhhh... mmmm..." The Miz groans as he rams his cock balls deep into Shawn's twat.

"Mmmmmmmm...just like that...ohhhhhh yeah..." Shawn King moans and licks her lips as she eagerly pushes against his cock, encouraging him to thrust quicker and deeper.

"Mmmm fuck..." The Miz moans as he slams his cock all the way into Shawn's pussy with each thrust.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmmmm just like that....just like that..." Shawn moans and breaths heavily as she moves against his cock.

The Miz lifts Shawn up from the couch and holds her as he turns to sit down on the couch, resulting in Shawn being perfectly mounted on his cock that is within her pussy. The Miz then begins to lift Shawn up and down on his shaft as he thrusts his cock upward into her.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...." Shawn moans as she places her hands behind her onto his shoulders as she smoothly bounces on his cock.

"Ahhhh yeah... mmmmm..." The Miz moans as Shawn King bounces up and down on his cock as he thrusts it up into her twat.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh god..." Shawn moans and licks her lips as she drops down increasingly on his cock.

The Miz keeps his hands on Shawn's waist as she briskly bounces repeatedly on his large and hard shaft.

"Ohhhhhhh....awwww....awwwww..." Shawn moans as sweat starts to drip down her stunning body.

"Awww yeah... mmmm fuck yeah..." The Miz moans as Shawn King grinds her snatch down against his upward thrusting shaft.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm...you like that, Mr. Awesome?" Shawn King moans with a smile as she grinds down on his cock.

"Mmmmm yeah I do... and I know you're loving it..." The Miz replies with a grunt as he firmly thrusts his shaft up into Shawn's pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh...." Shawn King moans as she lowers herself down on his cock, smoothly rocking back.

The Miz leans to his right so that both he and Shawn are laying on their sides with him thrusting his cock in and out of her pussy from behind.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh..." Shawn King moans as she pushes down against his cock, feeling him deeply pounding into her.

"Awwww mmmmm fuck..." The Miz groans as he thrusts his shaft deeply into Shawn's pussy as she pushes back against him.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm..." Shawn moans and smoothly grinds her wet snatch down on his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhh yeah... mmmm..." The Miz moans as he hammers Shawn's twat from behind as they lay on their sides.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh....." Shawn moans and turns her head, looking back at The Miz as sweat drips down her face.

"Ahhhh yeah... you know I'm awesome..." The Miz grunts as he deeply drives his cock into Shawn's snatch even as his shaft begins to throb.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhh...." Shawn King moans as her nicely rounded and firm tits sway as she moves on her side with his cock slamming into her.

The well hung Triple Crown Winner continues to drive his throbbing cock into Shawn's tight wet pussy as they move on the couch.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Shawn moans and grits her teeth as she grabs onto the couch cushion and squeezes with her hand, feeling his cock repeatedly slamming into her.

"Mmmmm you want to throw water in my face... guess what... I'm gonna return the favor..." The Miz grunts as he pulls his throbbing cock out of Shawn's twat. Miz moves over Shawn and off the couch as she lays face up on the couch's soft cushions. Standing near her head, The Miz begins to stroke his shaft as Shawn looks up at him.

Shawn raises an eyebrow and smirks up at The Miz. "All talk..."

"Oh yeah?" The Miz groans as he soon begins to cum, spraying an impressive load of jizz down onto Shawn's sweat coated face.

Shawn King closes her eyes and presses her lips together as the warm and thick cum rains down on her face.

"Mmm yeah... mmm fuck...' The Miz moans as he continues to stroke his erupting shaft until he's finished cumming. "As I said... I'm not boring... I... am... AWESOME!"

Shawn King opens her eyes and looks up at The Miz as cum drips down her face. "The jury is still out on that one..."

"Not as far as I'm concerned..." The Miz smirks.

"Continue to think that..." Shawn says with a smirk.

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