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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Banging Off The A-List
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

After seeing MNM lose the WWE Tag Team Championship to Batista and Rey Mysterio to conclude the taping of December 16, 2005 episode of SmackDown, Melina, wearing a red top and short purple top, is storming her way over to the locker room that is shared by Batista and Rey Mysterio. Gritting her teeth, Melina opens the door and boldly walks in, "Okay was a fluke... we want a rematch... and we want... it...." Melina trails off as she sees that Batista is naked with a towel on his shoulder was heading to the shower area while Rey Mysterio, still wearing his black mask, is in the process of lowering his tights.

"Hey... don't you know how to knock?" Batista asks as he turns to fully face Melina while Rey steps out of his tights, which gives the self-proclaimed A-List Diva a full view of his cock in addition to seeing Batista's manhood.

Composing herself but with her face reddening and eyes wandering, Melina places her hands on her hips, "You two aren't real champions, you're not even a real tag team... my boys want their rematch right away!" Melina says.

"That's fine... but it will be after Armageddon since we're going to face Kane and Big Show..." Rey says as he refers to the World Tag Team Champions of the RAW Brand.

"No, right away, we can go back to the ring..." Melina says.

"Tonight's show is over... it'll have to wait until after this Sunday..." Batista says.

"You two are cowards!" Melina screams while stamping her foot, "You rather face a couple of old fossils than face the greatest tag team on SmackDown!"

"We'll give your boys a rematch, no problem..." Batista says casually, "So how about you drop the attitude and do what you did earlier to get me try and get me to back out of the match..."

Melina glares at The World Heavyweight Champion before looking at Rey Mysterio, "Only if he joins in..." Melina says as she looks down at Rey's shaft which despite his height is much larger that Batista's impressive tool.

"You in?" Batista asks as he looks at Rey.

"Yeah sure... can celebrating winning the tag titles this way..." Rey says with a smirk.

Melina sneers after hearing Rey's remark even as she eagerly lifts up and removes her top, revealing her large round tits, "It was a fluke victory!" Melina snaps bitterly while proceeding to lower her skirt from her waist, exposing her neatly shaven pussy and incredible ass.

"Just keep telling yourself that..." Batista says cockily.

Melina just flips Batista the bird before she moves to kneel in front Rey Mysterio and promptly grabs his cock. Stroking if briefly, Melina leans her head forward and flicks her tongue against the head of his cock, "Mmmmm..." Melina moans as she tastes Rey's Hispanic cock and promptly starts to drags her tongue all over the bell-end.

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." Rey moans as Melina coats the head of his cock with her saliva before she starts to take his shaft into her mouth.

"Ohhhh mmmm..." Melina moans as she wraps her lips around Rey's cock and starts to bob her head at a brisk, vigorous rate.

"Ahhh awww..." Rey groans as Melina grinds her lips against his meat stick as she rocks her head back and forth.

"Mmmmm mmmm..." Melina moans on Rey's cock as she sucks him off and looks up at him as she drools on his cock while placing both hands on his waist.

"Ahhhh yeah... mmmm aww..." Rey Mysterio moans as the manager of MNM grinds her lips on his dick while she twists and turns her head from side to side.

"Mmmm mmmmm ohhhhh.." Melina moans as she sucks, slurps and slobbers on Rey's cock while the man she attempted to seduced, Batista, watches with a smirk on his face as he steps closer just as she swallows the full length of Rey's cock.

"Awww ahhh shit... mmmm..." Rey moans as Melina suddenly deep throats his cock and holds his tool within her mouth for several moments before she lifts her head form his cock.

"What a joke of a dick..." Melina says with a lustful smirk while winking up at Rey before she turns on her knees to face Batista. Grabbing his cock, Melina starts to slap her tongue all over the head of the World Heavyweight Champion's fuck stick.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Batista groans as Melina drools on his shaft for several moments before taking his cock into her oral hole for the second time that night.

"Ohhhh mmmm..." Melina moans as she takes over half of Batista's shaft into her mouth before she starts to bob her head on his dick while placing her free hand on his waist.

"Awww mmmmm..." The World Heavyweight Champion groans as Melina bobs her head smoothly on his cock while keeping a firm grip at the base of his shaft. Meanwhile Rey Mysterio has moved behind Melina and is in the process of guiding his cock towards her tight wet twat.

"Mmmmmm ohhhhh...." Melina moans on Batista's cock as Rey's cock invades her pussy followed by him starting to fuck her from behind.

"Ohhhh man that's tight..." Rey groans as he proceeds to grip Melina's waist as he plows his cock stiffly into her fuck hole as she begins to rock back against him.

"Mmmmmm mmmm ohhhh..." Melina moans with desire on Batista's cock as she continues to bob her head on his shaft while Rey thrusts his long hard tool into her pussy.

"Ahhhh mmmmm shit..." Batista groans as Melina swallows more of his cock even while she is pushing back against the man he just won the Tag Team titles with.

"Ohhhh mmmm... mmmm ohhhh..." Melina whorishly groans as she removes her hand that she had on Batista's cock in order to take the full length of his pole into her mouth while feeling Rey's waist smacking against her incredible ass while he pounds her pussy.

"Ahhh... ahhhhh ohhhh..." Rey licks his lips as she slides his hands against Melina's backside as he quickens the pace of his thrusts.

"Mmmmmm... mmmmm...." Melina rubs her lips and slobbers heavily on Batista's cock while feeling Rey's ballsack slapping between her thighs. With Rey's thrusts causing her to jolt forward, Melina keeps every inch of Batista's cock in her mouth with her nose against his crotch, forehead against his waist and chin against his ballsack.

"Awwww shit... mmmmm..." Batista groans as Melina deep throats his cock with no signs of gagging while Rey pulls out of her pussy.

"Ohhhhh mmmm..." Melina moans on Batista's shaft before lifting her head up from his dick and turning around to face Rey as he stands up, "Mmmmm got to suck that dick again..." Melina says as she proceeds to selfishly take Rey's shaft into her mouth.

"Ohhhh mmmm yeah..." Rey moans as he places a hand on Melina's head as she starts to rapidly bob her head on his dick.

"Mmmmm ohhhh... mmmm ohhhh..." Melina moans whorishly on Rey's cock while Batista pulls her head. Choosing to bend at the waist instead of lifting her head from Rey's cock, Melina places both hands on Rey's thighs as Batista soon stuffs his cock into her twat.

"Awww mmmm.... tight... Rey.... she's loose..." Batista says with a chuckle as he grabs Melina's hips as he starts to plow his cock into her.

"Ohhhh mmmm was tight for me... maybe I loosened her up too much..." Rey says as Melina presses her lips tightly on his dick as she sucks him off.

"Ahhhh no fucking way..." Batista grunts as he slams his cock deeply into Melina's vaginal cavity.

"Mmmmmm ohhhh mmmm ohhhh..." Melina moans lustfully on Rey's cock as Batista hammers her mouth with stiff thrusts from behind, causing her rock on her feet.

"Awww ahhh mmmm..." Rey Mysterio groans and tilts his masked head back as Melina sucks and slurps on his dick that was just inside of her snatch.

"Ohhhh mmmm..." Melina groans as she takes the full length of Rey's cock into her mouth while she pushes back against Batista who propels his cock deeply into her fuck hole.

"Awww ahhh... mmmm..." Batista grunts as he slams his cock continuously into the A-List Diva's pussy while she bucks back against him, causing her ass to smack against his waist.

"Mmmmm mmmm ohhhhh..." Melina moans on Rey's cock as Batista squeezes her waist his strong hands as he keeps his cock pistoning into her cunt.

"Ohhhh awww mmmmm..." Rey moans as he begins to move his hips to thrust his cock in and out of Melina's eager mouth while she beats her tongue against the bottom side of his meat stick.

"Mmmmm ohhhhh mmmm ohhhh..." Melina groans with desire on Rey's thrusting cock while the head hits the back of her throat while she drools heavily on it as Batista continues to pounds her cunt.

"Awww ahhh ahhhh fuck..." Batista grunts as he repeatedly drives his cock into the depths of Melina's pussy while keeping hold of her waist.

"Ohhhh mmmmm mmmmmmm ohhhh ahhhh..." Melina moans vibrate against Rey's cock as he continues to fuck her mouth for a few more moments before he pulls out.

"Ahhhh mmmm ahhh... ahhhh..." Batista clenches his teeth as he maintains his intense pace of driving his cock into the A-List quality snatch of Melina.

"Mmmmm ohhh ohhhh shit... mmmm yes..." Melina licks her lips and tosses her hair back as Batista continues to hammer her hole for a bit more before he pulls out. Standing up straight, Melina turns to watch as Batista moves to sit on the locker room couch. Glancing at Rey, Melina smirks, "Fuck my ass..." Melina says before she moves over to straddle Batista's lap and lowers her twat down onto his cock.

"Ohhhhhh fuck..." Batista moans as Melina begins to rock back and forth on his dick while placing her hands on his chest.

"Mmmmm ohhhh... ohhhh yes... mmmmm..." Melina moans and tilts her head back as she rides the cock of the World Heavyweight Champion while Rey Mysterio gets behind her and proceeds to shove his cock into her incredible ass.

"Awww yeah... mmmmmm ahhh..." Rey licks his teeth as he starts to fuck the A-Lister's juicy ass, plunging his cock deeply into her anal cavity.

"Ohhhhh ohhh yes... mmmmm ohhhh..." Melina groans as she slides her hands against Batista's chest while she moves between him and Rey Mysterio.

"Ahhhh ahhh..." Batista grits his teeth while he starts to drive his cock upward into Melina's snug wet pussy.

"Mmmmm ohhhhh yes... ohhhh ahhh mmm..." Melina licks her lips and looks back over her shoulder at Rey as he plows his cock deeply into her ass while she bounces on Batista's pistoning shaft.

"Awwww ahhh.... ohhh awww... mmmm..." Rey Mysterio licks his lips while he slams his cock balls deep into the ass of MNM's voluptuous Hispanic manager.

"Ooooo mmmm yes... ohhh fuck... mmmmm ohhhh..." Melina moans as she bounces on Batista's upward thrusting cock in order to buck back against Rey's thrusting pole.

"Ahhhh mmmm awww..." Batista groans as he watches Melina's large tits bounce and sway as she eagerly rides his cock while it starts to throb within her wet and snug pussy.

"Ohhhhh mmmm yes... ohhhh fuck yes.... mmmm ahhhh..." Melina gasps as she starts to cum on Batista's heavily throbbing shaft while Rey continues to deeply drill her juicy ass.

"Awww... mmmmm yeah ahhhh aww..." Rey Mysterio moans as he slams the full length of his fuck stick into Melina's asshole with every one of his thrusts.

"Ahhhhh mmmmm ahhhh awww..." Batista grunts deeply as he starts to cum inside of the A-List Diva's pussy as her juices flow over his shaft.

"Ohhhh mmmm yeah... ohhh fuck..." Melina leans her head back as sweat drips off of her body while she feels Batista's jizz flooding her snatch while starting to feel Rey's Hispanic meat stick starting to throb within her anal cavity.

"Mmmm ahhhh... awww ohhhh..." Rey clenches his teeth as he slams his dick balls deep into Melina's juicy round ass several times in a row before pulling out. Rey begins to stroke his cock and steps back as Melina moves off of Batista's cock and moves to kneel in front of him.

"Yeah... give me that cum..." Melina licks her teeth and cups her breasts in anticipation as she watches as Rey jerks off. The A-List Diva tilts her head back slightly and holds her mouth open while sticking her tongue out lewdly.

"Ahhh... awwww...." Rey groans as he rapidly pumps his hand along the length of his shaft until he starts to cum, shooting thick wads of cum towards Melina's waiting mouth.

"Mmmmmm ohhhh..." Melina groans with satisfaction as streams of Rey's spunk lands in her mouth. Once Rey is spent, Melina promptly swallows his cum and squeezes her tits before saying, "Keep my boys' belts nice and shined... cause they'll be back where they belong sooner than you think..."


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