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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Barely Legal & Rated R
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

One day after being thrown out of RAW, the Rated R Hall of Famer Edge, dressed in a t-shirt and black jeans, is walking into Ottawa's Canadian Tire Center hours before the scheduled start time for the September 10, 2013 tapings of Main Event and SmackDown, "If I hear that god damn 'good for business' line... I'm gonna chuck my Hall of Fame ring into the Atlantic..." Edge says as he has clear frustration with how things happened the previous night in his home town of Toronto. As The Rated R Hall of Famer heads to the catering area, he sees the nineteen year old JoJo, dressed in black tight fitting pants with a gold belt and a black half top that shows off her toned stomach. "Hmmmm..." Edge licks his teeth and proceeds to walk towards JoJo, "Now I know everyone... but you... I'm not too familiar with..." Edge smirks

JoJo turns her head and then smiles at Edge, before blushing. "Are you...talking to me?" JoJo asks as she bites down on her bottom lip.

Edge smirks, "I don't see anyone else here... so I must be talking to you..." Edge says jokingly.

JoJo smiles and shyly looks down "Oh....well I guess not..."

"So when did you join the company... I'm not fully up to date on when new Divas came along..." Edge says.

"Oh...I joined back around WrestleMania time..." JoJo says with a smile.

"And you're all ready on the main shows like SmackDown... damn, you're going places quick..." Edge smirks.

"Well...being on Total Divas doesn't hurt..." JoJo says as she sways her adorable hips from side to side.

"Oh so you're on that show with that tall red-head....Eva something or other..." Edge says as he seems to not fully remember Eva Marie's name despite spearing her senseless the previous night at RAW.

JoJo nods her head and smiles "Yep! She's kind of my buddy..."

"Kind of?" Edge asks with a smirk, "So you're not like total buddy-buddy with her?"

"Well...yeah...no..." JoJo says, seeming unsure. "I mean she's nice and all, and I hang around with her a lot, but I don't really agree with everything she does..."

"I see... so you're like the sweet girl who hides that she's naughty?" Edge asks.

JoJo blushes and looks up at Edge "Oh gosh. I'm not naughty or anything like that..."

"Yeah sure... I can tell you're really naughty when you want to be..." Edge smirks.

JoJo raises an eyebrow and curiously looks at Edge. "How can you tell that?"

"Simple... I'm the Rated R Super... excuse me... Rated R Hall of Famer..." Edge replies, "I've seen girls so sweet turn out to be some of the naughtiest Divas of all time..."

JoJo presses her pouty lips together and innocently looks down. "Maybe it just takes the right guy to turn me naughty..."

"I shouldn't find that too hard..." Edge smirks.

JoJo smiles a bit "Maybe you should..."

"I think I will...' Edge says playfully as he looks down at the Diva that is twenty years younger than he is.

* * *

A short while later in one of the arena offices, JoJo is breathing heavily as she lays back on the office couch as Edge laps his tongue skillfully against her tight wet 19-year old snatch.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh...ohhhhh gosh..." JoJo moans and licks her lips as she pushes her petite body against his tongue.

"Mmmmm..." Edge moans as he works his tongue up and down against JoJo's pussy while he slides his hands against her gorgeous legs.

"Mmmmmmm..ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." JoJo moans as she grinds and bucks her hips slightly as she moves against his tongue.

"Ahhh.. mmm..." Edge moans as he munches on JoJo's sweet snatch while raising his eyes to look up at her.

Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh..." JoJo moans and nods her head as she eagerly pushes against his tongue.

Edge works his tongue inside of JoJo's cunt and begins to dart it in and out as she grinds against his face.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." JoJo moans and arches her back as she feels his tongue probing around inside of her snatch.

"Mmmm..." Edge moans as he 'spears' JoJo's wet pussy with his highly-skilled tongue as she bucks herself against his face.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh..." JoJo moans as her adorable body squirms as she feels his tongue skillfully thrusting and working over her pussy.

The Rated R Hall of Fame Superstar slides his hands up to JoJo's hips as he twirls his tongue around inside of JoJo's cunt for several moments before slowly lifting his head.

JoJo bites down on her bottom lip and innocently looks at Edge "Mmmmm...wow you're good!"

"Stole several girlfriends just based on that little talent of mine..." Edge smirks as he stands up between JoJo's legs so that he can guide his large Canadian cock into her tight wet cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." JoJo moans and tenses as she feels his Hall of Fame cock sliding deep into her wet pussy.

Edge licks his teeth as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of JoJo's hot wet snatch as she places her hands on his wrists.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...." JoJo moans as she hooks her gorgeous and smooth legs around Edge's waist as she pushes and grinds against his cock.

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." The former WWE Superstar moans as he spears JoJo's pussy with firm and deep thrusts of his cock.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh...mmmm..." JoJo moans as she moves on the surface of the couch against his deepening thrusts.

"Mmmm... ahhh...." Edge groans as he moves his hands up from JoJo's waist to the sides of her torso as he thrusts his cock harder into her.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." JoJo moans and licks her lips as she eagerly pushes against his cock.

"Ahhhh awwww..." Edge groans as JoJo grinds her pussy against his thrusting cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhhhhh!" JoJo moans and closes her eyes as she eagerly pushes against every inch of his spearing cock.

The former WWE and World Heavyweight Champion licks his teeth as he watches JoJo's perky tits bounce as he spears her pussy deeply and repeatedly.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh...ohhhhhh..." JoJo moans as she feels his cock ramming deeper into her pussy.

Edge licks his teeth as JoJo tightens her legs around his waist as he continues to fuck her with swift and deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh..." JoJo moans as she moves her hands onto his arms as she pushes against his cock.

"Ahhhh aww... mmmmm..." Edge moans as he pumps his cock balls deep into JoJo's pussy with each of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!" JoJo moans as her petite body moves against his thrusting cock.

Edge licks his teeth as he takes his hands off of JoJo's torso and uses them to peel her legs from around his waist. The Hall of Famer who has found a second career on the SyFy series 'Haven' pulls out of JoJo's pussy and sits on the couch where he then pulls her onto his lap and lowers her wet twat down onto his cock.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh..." JoJo moans as she places her hands onto his nicely tanned and toned chest as she bounces up and down on his cock, while he thrusts up into her.

"Ahhh.. mmmmmm fuck..." Edge moans as JoJo bounces easily up and down on his upward thrusting cock.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh gosh...ohhhhh..." JoJo moans.

Edge reaches behind JoJo and places his hands on her ass as she bounces and rocks on his stiff cock.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhh...ohhhh...ohhhhhh" JoJo moans and tilts her head back as she bounces up and down on his rock hard cock.

The Rated R Hall of Famer licks his teeth as one of the youngest Divas to ever be signed by the WWE bounces on his cock wildly.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." JoJo moans and licks her lips as she rocks forward on his cock as he spears up into her pussy.

"Ahhhh yeah... awww..." Edge moans as he slides his hands against her ass while she rocks and grinds her pussy down on his upward pistoning dick.

"Mmmmmmmmmm....ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." JoJo moans as her perky tits bounce up and down.

"Mmmmm shit... awww yeah..." Edge moans as JoJo rides his cock while at the same time pushing her ass back against his hands.

"Mmmmmmmm...Ohhhhhh..." JoJo moans as she rocks at a swift and smooth pace.

Edge licks his teeth and begins to push JoJo up off of his cock, letting her ride him for several more moments before she's totally off of his shaft. After positioning her on her knees next to himself, Edge turns on the couch to kneel behind JoJo and grinds his cock against her adorable ass.

"Oh...mmmm..." JoJo playfully moans as she pushes back on his cock.

Edge licks his teeth as he spreads JoJo's ass cheeks with his hands before guiding his large cock between them and into her very tight asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...mmmmm...ohhhhh gosh..." JoJo moans and presses her pouty lips together as she pushes back on his cock.

"Mmmm...' Edge moans and smirks in surprises as JoJo pushes her ass back against his invading cock. The Rated R Hall of Famer only pushes half of his dick into JoJo's backside and lets her rock on her knees to push back to take the rest of his tool.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh gosh..." JoJo moans as her nicely tight asshole stretches as she feels his cock starting to thrust into her.

"Ahhhh awww..." Edge groans as he spears the Mexican-Domincan Diva's ass while she rocks back to match his thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmmm..." JoJo moans as she rocks on her knees and eagerly pushes back against his spearing cock.

"Ahhhh awww mmmm..." Edge moans as he pumps his cock balls deep into JoJo's asshole with each of his thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhhh..." JoJo moans as she places her hands onto the armrest for leverage as she moves forward and takes Edge's spearing cock.

The 40-year old WWE Hall of Fame licks his teeth as he deeply fucks the 19-year old ass of the Diva Newbie as she rocks back and forth on her hands and knees.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." JoJo moans and lowers her head as she feels his cock ramming deeply into her adorable and nicely toned ass.

"Ahhhh mmmm shit... awww..." Edge moans as JoJo sways her hips in order to grind her ass back against his thrusting cock.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh...ohhhhhh!" JoJo moans as she feels his cock thrusting deeper and swifter into her adorable ass.

"Ahhhh fuck...mmmmm yeah... ahhhh..." Edge moans as he deeply spears JoJo's asshole while his cock starts to throb lightly.

"Mmmmmmm..ohhhhh..ohhhhh..." JoJo lustfully moans as her ass connects with his waist.

Edge's balls crash against JoJo's rear cheeks with each of his thrusts while the throbbing of his cock steadily builds up.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh yeah...ohhhhhh!" JoJo moans as she lustfully takes the Rated R Hall of Famer's cock.

"Ahhhh mmmmm fuck..." Edge moans as he starts to cum inside of JoJo's tight asshole.

JoJo bites down on her bottom lip and her petite body shivers as she feels the warm and sudden rush of his cum in her ass.

"Mmmmmm yeah..." Edge moans as he lightly thrusts his cock into JoJo's cum filled asshole as she looks back at him.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh that feels so good..."

"Well the WWE did put me in the Hall of Fame for a reason..." Edge says with a smirk as he pulls his cock out of JoJo's ass.

JoJo smiles and cutely laughs "Well you definitely deserve it..."

-END-


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