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For a time frame reference: this story takes place in January-February 1997

Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Behind The Curtain
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

The enigmatic Superstar known as Goldust, wearing a gold colored robe, stands
next to his personal director Marlena as she sits on a directors chair,
wearing a short one piece gold dress and smoking a cigar. Goldust looks into
the camera, "I'm all man... I even fought in World War II... of course I was
wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.... Ed Wood... 1994..."
Goldust says with a slightly smirks.

"Hunter Hearst-Helmsley... you my friend... have made the mistake of judging
a book by it's cover...the male mind has a fear... a fear of the unknown...
you tried to add my dear sweet Marlena to your trophy case of beauties... not
knowing everything... not knowing that behind the curtain I am more than
capable to put such an Academy Award winning performance that it would shock
the world..." Goldust chuckles.

"Hunter Hearst-Helmsley... when we next meet... you will find out not to
judge what you do not understand..." Goldust then turns serious, "I am gonna
get medieval on your ass... Pulp Fiction.. 1994..."

Marlena, with her pouty and luscious lips wrapped around her cigar, takes a
puff of the cigar before she seductively blows the smoke out of her mouth and
smirks at the camera. "Yeah...any one...whether it be Hunter Hearst
Helmsley...or Jerry Lawler...or whoever it may be, I can assure you that my
star, Goldust, is more man than any of them will or you will ever be!"
Marlena says directly into the camera before she turns and glances to Goldust
beside her. "Isn't that right, baby?"

"That's right..." Goldust says with a smirk as he starts to untie the belt of
his robe, revealing his gold and black colored jumpsuit that is already
unzip, showing his toned upper body, "Now Helmsley... Fasten your seatbelt...
it's going to be a bumpy night... All About Eve... 1950..." Goldust says as
he takes a deep breath before snapping his teeth at the camera.

Marlena licks her luscious and pouty lips as she turns slightly to face
Goldust, placing her left hand onto his exposed, toned upper body.
"Baby...why don't you unveil your Academy Award to the entire world..."

"All right Mr. DeMille... I'm ready for my close-up.... Sunset Boulevard...
1950..." Goldust says as he lets his robe fall to the floor before he starts
to slide his arms out of the sleeves of his jumpsuit. Goldust then pushes his
jumpsuit downward and soon reveals his large, thick and hardening cock.

Marlena licks her lips and seductively narrows her eyes as she glances down
at Goldust's large and thick cock. "Mmmmm...such a motion picture quality
dick..." Marlena says before she hands Goldust her cigar with her right hand.
"Honey...take care of this for me..." Marlena says before she lowers herself
down onto her knees in front of the bizarre one.

Goldust smirks, "Marlena... before you start... why not show the world
your...' Goldust takes a deep breath and grins, "Golden Globes..."

Marlena glances up at Goldust and smirks "Excellent idea, baby..." Marlena
says as she turns on her knees to face the camera and reaches with her hands
to her shoulders to slide the golden straps of her gorgeous, tight fitting
gold gown off of her tanned shoulders, lowering the front of her gown to
expose her large and juicy, rounded, tanned tits.

"Look at them Hunter... you will never have them..." Goldust says with a
smirk as Marlena shows off her incredible body to the camera. Marlena rubs
her luscious and pouty lips together as she moves her hands against her
large, tanned, rounded and juicy tits, pinching her erected nipples with her
fingers as she lets her golden gown slide down to rest on her curved hips.

Goldust steps out of his jump suit and stands next to Marlena as she turns to
face him again. Marlena lifts her head to look up at Goldust with her
beautiful and seductive eyes as she wraps her left hand around his shaft and
begins to move her hand back and forth his nicely hardened shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Goldust moans slightly as Marlena moves her left hand along the
length of his cock. Marlena presses her lips together and lightly kisses the
head of Goldust's cock as she moves her hand skillfully back and forth on his
hard shaft.

Goldust licks his lips before he glances at the camera, "Jealous Helmsley....
frankly my dear, I don't give a damn... Gone with the Wind... 1939..."
Goldust says with a moan as Marlena continues to stroke his cock.

Marlena closes her eyes and starts to gently slide her wet, sultry tongue
around the head swollen head of Goldust's cock as she moves her left hand
briskly against his shaft. Goldust lays his right hand on Marlena's blond
haired head as she slides her tongue over and around the head of his big fat

"Mmmmmmmmmm..." Marlena seductively moans as she slides her tongue in a
circular motion on the head of his cock as she quickly jerks her hand back
and forth on his shaft. Goldust licks his lips and strokes Marlena's hair as
she pumps her left hand briskly on his cock while she perfectly works her
tongue over the head of his shaft.

Marlena soon parts her moist and luscious lips as she takes the head of
Goldust's cock into her mouth, pressing her lips lightly around, just below
the head, and starts to bob her head back and forth to lightly suck on his
shaft, while working her hand on the lower portion.

"Mmmmm.... ahhh..." Goldust moans as Marlena skillfully and teasingly sucks
on his cock as she pumps her left hand over the lower half of his cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm....mmmmmm..." Marlena moans and presses her lips tighter against
his shaft, lowering her blond haired head further down as she briskly bobs
her head. Goldust tilts his head back as Marlena sucks and slurps on his cock
as she crams more of his dick into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Marlena seductively moans as she lowers her hand to
the base of his long shaft as she rocks her head back and forth on his long
member, using smooth, but quick head bobs.

"Ahhhhh... mmmm.... can you handle the truth Hunter..." Goldust groans as
Marlena lustfully bobs her head on his cock. "You can't handle the truth... A
Few Good Men... 1992..."

Marlena raises her right hand and places her hand onto his toned waist as she
leans forward on her knees, stunningly bobbing her head to suck on his long
shaft, taking him perfectly deeper into her wet mouth. Goldust takes his hand
off of Marlena's head as he looks up at him and the camera as she repeatedly
takes his cock deep into her moist mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Marlena seductively and loudly moans around Goldust's
cock as she brilliantly deep throats his cock with her head swiftly bobbing
back and forth.

"Mmmmm Marlena... it's time... for scene two..." Goldust groans as Marlena
swallows every inch of his large thick cock. Marlena lifts her seductive eyes
to glances up at Goldust as she slowly lifts her head off of Goldust's cock,
letting her luscious lips slowly slide against his shaft. Goldust helps
Marlena up from the floor and guides her to kneel on her director's chair.
Goldust then stands behind Marlena and guides his cock right into her hot wet
and tight snatch.

Marlena presses her luscious lips together and slyly glances over her
shoulder to look back at him as she feels his long shaft sliding into her wet
pussy. "Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah baby..."

Mmmmm ahhhh..." Goldust groans as he places his hands on Marlena's hips as he
starts to pump his cock in and out of her cunt.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm yeah baby..." Marlena moans as she starts to rock forward
on her knees while on the director's chair.

"Ahhhh I know what you're thinking Hunter... I could share Marlena..."
Goldust grunts as he hammers Marlena's pussy with firm and deep thrusts, "But
I am greedy... and greed, mmmm for lack... of a better word... is good....
Wall Street... 19...87..."

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...mmmmmmmm give me that Academy Award, baby...."
Marlena moans and leans her blond haired head back as she moves back and
forth on her knees with his cock deeply slamming into her wet snatch. Goldust
takes one hand off of Marlena's hip as he thrusts his cock at a quicker pace
into her hot wet twat while she pushes back against him.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh fuck! Mmmmmmm baby!" Marlena moans loudly and licks her
lips as she grinds her sultry body back against his cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh.... I feel the need.... the need for speed... Top... Gun...
1986..." Goldust grunts as he swiftly thrusts his cock in and out of
Marlena's pussy, causing the director's chair she's kneeling on to rock under

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm the world how much of a man you are!"
Marlena moans loudly as she starts to push back against his cock, using her
own momentum to smack her gorgeously tanned ass against his waist. Goldust
licks his teeth as he slams his cock balls deep into Marlena's pussy as she
rocks back to match his pace.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmm...." Marlena moans as she places her hands onto the
armrests of the director's chair as she continues to move back and forth,
following his deep and firm thrusts.

Goldust smirks at the camera as he pumps his cock at a brisk and firm pace
into Marlena's pussy. He continues for a while before he pulls out, "Wait a
minute... wait a minute Hunter.... You ain't heard nothin' yet.... The Jazz
Singer... 1927..." Goldust says as he lifts his petite director off of the
director's chair so that he can sit down. Goldust brings Marlena onto his lap
with her back facing him as he lowers her tight ass down onto his big fat and
rock hard cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh baby....your Academy Award is so huge..." Marlena groans
as she places her behind onto his shoulders and starts to sharply and quickly
bounce on his shaft. Goldust places his hands on Marlena's hips and helps her
bounce up and down on his cock that's impaled within her ass.

"Ohhhhhhh baby....mmmmmmm...." Marlena moans and closes her eyes as she
smoothly, but quickly lifts and lowers herself on his shaft with a majority
of his help.

"Ahhhh mmmmm... awwww..." Goldust groans as he thrusts his cock up into
Marlena's asshole while bouncing her on his large tool.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm fuck...fuck....yeah...." Marlena moans as she grinds
back on his cock as Goldust easily lifts and lowers the sultry Diva on his

"Ahhhh mmmmm Marlena... is a like.. a martini Hunter... she needs to be..."
Goldust groans as his cock pistons up into Marlena's asshole, "Shaken... not
stirred.... Goldfinger... 1964...."

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm baby...ohhhhhh!" Marlena moans as she sharply rocks back
and forth on his cock. Goldust licks his lips as he lifts and lowers Marlena
on his cock before he lifts her off of it completely. As he remains sitting
on the director's chair, Goldust turns her to face him so that he can lower
her wet pussy down onto his dick. Marlena locks her beautiful and seductive
eyes with Goldust as she sharply rocks back and forth on his shaft as he
pumps up into her wet pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Goldust groans as Marlena grinds her hot wet pussy as he
thrusts his shaft up into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmmmmmm!" Marlena moans as she leans her head back as she
smoothly bounces up and down on Goldust's cock as he deeply works his shaft

"Ahhhh mmmm.... awww..." Goldust groans as his cock starts to throb lightly
inside of Marlena's cunt as she rides his dick.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...." Marlena moans as she arches back slightly and continues to
rock back and forth on his shaft as her firmly thrusts his cock up into her.
Goldust flicks his tongue against Marlena's lips as his cock throbs and
pulsates more heavily within her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" Marlena moans as she slides her tongue against his tongue as
she rocks forward on his cock, bouncing up and down on his shaft.

"Mmmmmm.... ahhh...." Goldust groans as he starts to cum inside of Marlena's
wet pussy as she bounces on his rock hard cock.

"Mmmmmmmm.....ohhhhh...the big finish..." Marlena moans as she slides her
hands against his toned chest as she feels his cum flooding her wet pussy.

"Ahhhh mmmmm..." Goldust groans as Marlena rocks on his cum erupting cock.

Marlena licks her lips and turns her head to look back at the camera.
" you've seen how much of a real man my star, Goldust, is...don't
be jealous because you aren't the one...the one known as Goldust..."

Goldust licks his lips, "As Mae West said in 1933's She Done Him Wrong... Why
don't you come up sometime and see? Because Hunter... I guarantee... you will
not forget the name...." Goldust takes a deep breath before huskily saying
"Gold... dust..."


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