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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Blond: The Mission Of Kelly Kelly - Live Another Straightedge Day Part 1
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

On a Saturday afternoon at the Oil Palace in Tyler, Texas, The Straightedge
Society, consisting of its leader CM Punk and his two disciples Luke Gallows
and Serena are talking. "I find the lack of faith in these weak minded fools
disturbing... they do not appreciate what we are offering them... a life of
clean living with no drugs or alcohol..." Punk says, "But they will soon
enough... when they see their heroes fall to us... The Straightedge

The massive Luke Gallows nods his head, "Yes we'll make them see the light!"

Punk smirks, "That we will, but first we must build up our numbers... we must
break more people from their prisons of addiction, to show them why we are
better than them and how we'll save them from themselves..." Punk says before
he looks at Serena.

Serena smiles and seductively looks at CM Punk before she nods her shaved
head and takes hold of one of CM Punk's hand. "You are so right my Savior! I
know that I would be lost without your guidance and acceptance of me..."
Serena says proudly as she looks at CM Punk and then Luke Gallows with her
cleansed eyes. "We must make others join the Straightedge movement...whether
by will or force!"

CM Punk smirks, "That is exactly right Serena... and with WrestleMania in 29
days... that will be our stage to show the world why Straightedge makes us
better than everyone else..." Punk says.

Serena licks her lips and eagerly nods her shaved head "You will guide us to
sobriety, my Savior..." Serena says.

"Should make example of Rey Mysterio..." Luke Gallows says as he refers to
what happened a few days earlier at the SmackDown television tapings where
Rey cost CM Punk's chance to be in the Money in the Bank match.

"All in due time Luke... all in due time..." CM Punk says with a smirk as the
Official Consultant of SmackDown, Vickie Guerrero comes down the hallway.

Vickie Guerrero smirks slightly as she approaches CM Punk, Luke Gallows and
Serena, who comprise the sober Straightedge Society. "Excuse me....excuse
me..." Vickie Guerrero says in her confident tone as she makes her approach
toward the three SmackDown stars, particularly the Straightedge Savior, CM

CM Punk casually turns his head to look at Vickie, "Hello Vickie..." Punk

Vickie Guerrero widely smiles and extends her hand toward CM Punk. "It's
always a pleasure...." Vickie says before shaking CM Punk's head before she
nods her head at Serena and Luke Gallows.

"Yes it is..." CM Punk says as he folds his arms as Serena and Luke move to
stand behind him. "What can we do for you? Other than helping you improve
your life..."

Vickie Guerrero presses her lips together and narrows her eyes as she firmly
looks at the Straightedge Society before shaking her head in disapproval.
"Well...CM Punk, I have been meaning to speak with you about your little
crusade on SmackDown...and as the Official Consultant of SmackDown, I cannot
allow it to continue..." Vickie Guerrero begins to say.

CM Punk narrows his eyes as Luke Gallows yells, "You can't stop us!"

"Punk is here to save you!" Serena adds quickly.

Punk raises his hands to stop them from a further outburst, "Vickie... you
cannot be serious about stopping us..."

Vickie smirks slightly "You didn't let me finish talking...." Vickie Guerrero
says as she places her hands onto her rounded hips. "As I was saying...."
Vickie says with a proud smile on her face. "If you want to succeed, there is
no way you can at the pace you are need the force of someone who
can pulls the strings of SmackDown....someone that can make the decisions!
It's quite clear that Teddy Long has no clue what he is doing...he is leading
the SmackDown Roster and the WWE Universe to the path of addiction!"

"That's very true... but Teddy Long is the General Manager of SmackDown...
and RAW is run each week by those who come from the biggest drug invested pit
of the world, Hollywood..." Punk replies before asking, "What are you

Vickie Guerrero laughs "Punk...with someone as intelligent as you are, I
thought you would have guessed! My suggestion is allowing me, Vickie
Guerrero, into the Straightedge Society and with my allegiance and devotion,
your movement of Straightedge will only excel"

CM Punk smirks, "That might work out very well... but to let you into the
Straightedge Society you must first be cleansed... Luke... if you will go
retrieve your little black bag..." Punk says as he makes reference to the bag
Luke Gallows carries that contains the trimmers Punk has used on those who
has chosen to be saved.

Vickie Guerrero raises her hands up and steps back away from CM Punk. "Whoa!
Excuse me! Wait just a minute..." Vickie Guerrero says before she shakes her
head. "You're not seeing the whole picture here Punk..."

CM Punk raises an eyebrow, "And what is the big picture? You have to be saved
just like everyone else..."

Vickie Guerrero nods her head and smirks wickedly "I know that...but there is
no way I can work undercover for the Straightedge Society with my head's a dead giveaway!" Vickie nods her head as she looks at CM Punk.
"Trust me on this...and I promise along with me, the Straightedge Society
will not only rule SmackDown, but the entire WWE!" Vickie says before
releasing her high-pitched, cackle laugh.

CM Punk chuckles slightly, "That sounds perfect..." Punk says with a smirk.

* * *

Meanwhile inside of a penthouse hotel suite across town, the gorgeous, blond
haired and sweat covered Kelly Kelly is with her latest fling, the Shaman of
Sexy and sweat soaked John Morrison, bouncing up and down on his long, thick
and rock hard cock while he lays on the bed. "Ahhhh shit... mmm fuck..."
Morrison groans as he holds onto Kelly's thighs while he thrusts his shaft
upward into her wet pussy.

Kelly Kelly bites down on her bottom lip as her eyes are closed as she
smoothly rocks back and forth on his cock, perfectly moving her gorgeously
tanned body. "Ohhhh John...ohhhh!"

"Ohhh yeah.... ahhh... mmmm!" Morrison moans as he drives his cock up into
Kelly's pussy as she rocks back and forth on his shaft. Kelly gently moves
her soft hands against John Morrison's incredibly muscular and tanned, sweat
covered chest as she rocks forward on his shaft, her sweat soaked blond hair
swaying as she moves on his cock.

"Ohhh damn Kelly... mmm you're so hot..." Morrison moans as the gorgeous
blond haired diva slides her hands on his chest as he moves his hands to her
waist. The Guru of Greatness licks his lips as he begins to lift Kelly up off
of his long, hard dick. Kelly opens her beautiful and sweet eyes as she bites
down on her bottom lip, innocently looking at John Morrison as he lifts her
completely off of his cock, gently setting her onto the bed beside him. John
Morrison sits up and smiles at Kelly as he gets on his knees. He leans
forward and gives Kelly a kiss but before he can deepen it, Kelly breaks the
kiss and smiles cutely at him as she starts to move to get on her hands and
knees. Kelly adorably laughs as she tosses her sweat dampened blond hair back
and glances over her shoulder as she perfectly arches her tanned body, while
settled onto her hands and knees.

"Love how you think..." Morrison says to Kelly as he moves behind the
gorgeous Diva. Morrison places his hands on Kelly's waist as he guides his
large thick cock into Kelly's hot tight and wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Kelly softly moans and presses her lips together as she feels
Morrison's long and thick cock entering her tight and warm pussy from behind.

"Ahhh.... mmmm..." Morrison groans as he starts to pump his cock in and out
of Kelly's pussy while she starts to rock back against him,

"Ohhhhhhhh....ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Kelly Kelly moans and licks her lips
lightly as she rocks back and forth on her knees, lightly pushing back
against Morrison's cock.

"Ahhh.... awww..." John Morrison moans as he increases the pace and force of
his thrusts as he fucks the gorgeous blond haired Diva from behind.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhh John....ohhhhh yeah..." Kelly moans as she rapidly rocks
back and forth on her hands and knees as sweat drips from her petite and
gorgeous body while Morrison deeply thrusts his cock into her tight and wet

"Mmmmm... ahhh... awww..." Morrison grunts as he drives his cock swiftly into
Kelly's pussy as he deeply pushes his shaft into her. Kelly lightly grits her
teeth and glances over her shoulder to look back at John Morrison as her
adorable, tanned ass lightly smacks against his muscular waist as he lightly
pulls her against his cock. John Morrison tosses his sweat dampened hair back
as his large cock begins to throb inside of Kelly's hot pussy. Kelly licks
her lips as she gently eases her body back against his cock, smoothly rocking
on her knees before Morrison deeply buries his cock inside of her tight, warm
and wet pussy.

"Ahhh... ahhh... awwww...." Morrison groans loudly as he starts to cum inside
of Kelly Kelly's tight and wet pussy.

Kelly leans her sweat dampened blond haired head back and her petite, tanned
and sweat covered body tense as she feels his warm cum rushing into her tight
pussy. "Ohhhhhh John..." Kelly moans as she lightly rocks back on her knees
against his pulsating shaft.

"Mmmm... ahhh... ohhh fuck..." Morrison moans as he holds his cock inside of
Kelly's pussy as he fills her with his warm load. Kelly licks her lips
lightly as she glances over her shoulder to sweetly smile back at John
Morrison as he gently pulls his cock out of her soaking wet pussy.

"You... are incredible..." John Morrison says as he tosses his long hair back
after his cock leaves Kelly's pussy.

Kelly scrunches her nose up and blushes "Awww...thanks John..."

"So.... after the show tonight..." John Morrison starts to say as Kelly
Kelly's cell phone begins to ring, and both know instantly who's calling as
they hear the caller ID tone playing 'No Chance In Hell'.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and looks at John Morrison. "Duty
calls..." Kelly says with a sweet smile before she leans over to the
nightstand and picks up the cell phone before answering it. "Hello..."

"Kelly... I need your here are the arena... immediately..." The voice of Mr.
McMahon says in a serious tone.

Kelly scrunches her nose up. " mean...right now?" Kelly asks.

"Yes right now..." Mr. McMahon replies before he pauses, "Is Morrison with

Kelly nods her head "Yeah...he is...ummm why?" Kelly asks into the cell

"Bring him with you, he needs to be here as well..." Mr. McMahon answers.

"We'll be leaving right now, Mr. McMahon..." Kelly replies

"Good... I expect you to be here shortly...' Mr. McMahon replies before he
hangs up.

John Morrison smirks slightly, "I'm guessing the big boss man wants us..."

Kelly smiles at John Morrison and nods her head before she closes her cell
phone. "You got that right..." Kelly says with an adorable laugh before she
moves to stand up from the bed. "What were you saying about later tonight?"
Kelly asks

"I was going to ask if you wanted to have dinner..." Morrison replies as he
gets off of the bed a moment later.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and nods her blond haired head "That would
be nice..." Kelly says with a sweet smile.

"Awesome... cause I know this great place..." John Morrison replies.

* * *

A short time later at the Oil Palace, Michael Cole is escorting John Morrison
and Kelly Kelly into the office of Vince McMahon. "Mr. McMahon... Kelly and
Morrison are here..." Michael says as he closes the door. Morrison and Kelly
see Eve Torres, the new head equipment designer.

"Congrats on the promotion Eve..." Morrison says.

"Now's not the time to socialize, you can congratulate Eve later..." Mr.
McMahon says as he sits behind his desk.

Eve Torres, dressed in a short black skirt and white long-sleeved buttoned
top, smiles and waves at John Morrison and Kelly Kelly. The gorgeous secret
agent of the Chairman, Kelly Kelly, places her hands onto her hips and
presses her pouty lips together, placing her hands onto her nicely shaped
hips as she looks attentively at Mr. McMahon. "What's the issue at hand now,
Mr. McMahon?" Kelly asks, dressed in a pair of nicely fitted jeans and a
light pink tank top.

"The issue at hand is a handful of social miscreants using the opportunities
I gave them to make life miserable for everyone in the WWE," Mr. McMahon says
angrily, "According to my top informant, Jim Ross, your former associate CM
Punk and his little Straightedge Society are aligning themselves with Vickie
Guerrero to spread their little message on MY television programs."

"Why don't you just fire them?" John Morrison asks.

"Because they do have their uses," Mr. McMahon snaps at Morrison before he
looks at Kelly. "Your job is to stop them."

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip and innocently lowers her blond haired
head "Punk? I...I can't do that..." Kelly begins to reply.

"I don't want to hear that word..." Mr. McMahon narrows his eyes, "You work
for me... and Punk is growing a problem... and your job is to eliminate
problems before they get out of control. And if you can't do it I will find
someone who will!" Mr. McMahon yells.

Kelly innocently looks up at Mr. McMahon "I can do it!" Kelly slightly snaps
back at the Chairman, before taking a deep breath "It's just...Punk and I
used to be close..."

"No excuses..." Mr. McMahon says before he looks over at Eve, "Give them
their equipment..."

"Boy... someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today..." John Morrison
says under his breath as Eve picks up a box that's on the couch and brings it
to Mr. McMahon's desk.

Eve Torres sweetly smiles at Kelly Kelly and John Morrison as she set the box
filled with the newest gadgets specially designed for Kelly to use at her
disposal. "Now Kelly... before I go over your new equipment, I want you to
know that even though Maria resigned from her duties, she has trained me very
well and I will continue to create the latest gadgets that you will need to
complete your missions."

"Oh I'm sure you'll do great... some of Maria's stuff kinda backfired from
time to time..." Kelly Kelly laughs a bit.

Eve bites down on her bottom lip "Well I'm crossing my fingers that it would
happen..." Eve says with a laugh before she tosses her brunette hair back and
places her left hand onto her hips "And also...I'd like you meet my new
assistant..." Eve begins to say before calling out. "Chris! Can you come in?"

The door to the office opens and Chris Masters, wearing just a pair of jeans
walks in. He flexes his pecs as he walks towards Eve and after seeing it,
Michael Cole says, "Ohhh my..."

John Morrison and Mr. McMahon both look at Cole with raised eyebrows while
Kelly checks out Chris and then looks at Eve, "He's a great looking assistant
Eve..." Kelly says with a smile.

Eve laughs and nods her head "My thoughts exactly Kelly!" Eve says before she
turns to the equipment box and reaches inside to remove one of Kelly's newest
gadgets. "Now Kelly...I think you might like this..." Eve says before she
hands the gadget over to Kelly.

Kelly looks at the gadget which looks a pair of $300 sunglasses, "These look
great... what do they do?"

Eve presses her lips together proudly and nods her head "Well Kelly...if you
put them you will see that they contain x-ray vision!"

"Oh really?" Kelly Kelly smiles as he puts them on and looks at John Morrison
and she can see right through his clothing. "Mmm... these are cool..." Kelly
says as she then looks at Chris Masters, and she's able to see through his
jeans. Just as she's about to take off the sunglasses Kelly catches a glimpse
of Michael Cole and she makes a face before she quickly pulls the sunglasses
off. "Ewww... vintage Michael Cole..." Kelly says.

"What did you see?" Morrison asks.

"You don't want to know..." Kelly says.

"You know you liked what you saw..." Michael Cole replies with a slightly
smug look.

Eve Torres raises an eyebrow and glances at Michael Cole, before looking at
her assistant and boyfriend, Chris Masters. "Ok...ummm anyway...moving on..."
Eve says with a slight cough before she reaches back into the equipment box
and retrieves another new gadget.

"Hey... just wondering, are you ever going to make something for me?" John
Morrison asks.

Eve smiles a bit "Actually John...I have something in the works for
you...just making a few adjustments." Eve says with a wink before she hands
Kelly compact make-up container.

"Sweet..." John Morrison says with a grin.

"Hmm a new compact..." Kelly Kelly says as she examines it after Eve hands it
to her.

Eve smiles "It may look like a compact Kelly, however, it actually works as a
boom-a-rang..." Eve says with a nod of her head "Try it out...."

"Just press the button on the bottom of it..." Chris Masters adds.

"Oh thanks Chris..." Kelly says as she presses the button on bottom of the
compact, and from the sides of the compact make-up container, two flat pieces
of metal slide out from it. Kelly turns around and lightly tosses the boom-a-
rang, but in the direction of Michael Cole.

"Oh my!" Michael Cole yells as he tries to get out of he way, but when he
turns to dodge to the left, the boom-a-rang hits him right on the side of his

"Oh no!" Eve Torres comments as Michael Cole falls unconscious to the floor
of Mr. McMahon's office. Eve weakly smiles and glances over at Mr. McMahon.
"It's all back to you boss..."

Mr. McMahon smirks slightly as he looks at the knocked out Michael Cole but
the smirk disappears when he looks at Kelly. "Now before you go on your
assignment... My wife Linda..." Mr. McMahon groans unhappily, "Due to my
wife's insistence... you are required to receive some special training."

Kelly Kelly smiles widely "Oh, really? Linda! That is so sweet of her! Oh my
god! I just love her so much...." Kelly begins to cutely say.

"We'll see how much you'll enjoy it... tomorrow morning, Jim Ross will be
picking you from your hotel before tomorrow's event in Abilene," Mr. McMahon

Kelly scrunches her nose up and looks at Mr. McMahon. "What for?" Kelly asks.

"For your training," Mr. McMahon answers.

Kelly bites down on her bottom lip "Training?"

"That's right... as I said... it was Linda's idea..." Mr. McMahon says

* * *

After the live event at Oil Palace, CM Punk is in his hotel room, sitting on
the edge of his bed as the Anti-Diva Serena bobs her head up and down on his
cock. "Mmmmm yes... show me your dedication..." Punk moans. Serena
seductively looks up at CM Punk with her beautifully cleansed eyes and her
pouty lips pressed firmly around his shaft. Serena's shaved head steadily
lifts and lowers as she moves her head on her Savior's cock.

"Mmmm yes.... ahhhh..." Punk moans as he places his right hand on top of
Serena's head as she sucks on his cock. Punk places his left hand behind him
on the bed and leans back slightly.

"Mmmmmmm....mmmm..." Serena lustfully moves as the Mistress of the
Straightedge Society devotedly bobs her head on CM Punk's cock, sucking him
perfectly as she lowers her head further down and takes his cock deeper into
her mouth.

"Mmmm yes... ahhhh yes...." CM Punk moans as holds Serena's head down on his
cock as she deep throats his long, thick shaft.

"Mmmmmmmmmm" Serena moans deeply as she slaps her soft tongue around CM
Punk's cock as she incredibly bobs her head on his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhhh fuck... get up on the bed..." Punk moans as he pulls the shaved
head of the Mistress of Straightedge up off of his saliva coated, rock hard

Serena narrows her eyes and lustfully looks at CM Punk. "Mmmm...I want to be
saved, Punk...I really do..." Serena says before she stands up from kneeling
on the floor and eagerly climbs onto the bed. Once Serena is laying on the
bed and has her legs spread, Punk moves to position himself on top of her and
impales her hot, tight pussy with his stiff, long cock.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh save me Punk..." Serena groans and hooks her gorgeously
smooth and tanned legs around CM Punk's toned waist as he begins to pump his
shaft deeply and steadily into her tight and wet pussy. "Ohhhhh save me!"

"Mmmm yeah... ohhh I'm going to save you Serena... ahhh..." CM Punk groans as
he places his hands on Serena's large, soft and round tits. Each time he
thrusts his cock deeply into Serena's snatch, Punk squeezes Serena's tits
while she starts to move against him.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm I want to be saved real bad Punk!" Serena moans loudly and
lustfully as she moves back and forth on the bed with CM Punk ramming his
Straightedge cock deeply into her wet and tight pussy.

"Ahhh awww of course you do... mmmm yeah... ahhh..." Punk grunts as he drives
his cock repeatedly in and out of Serena's pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm I owe you everything my Savior..." Serena moans as she
begins to grind her pussy back against his thrusting cock as she feels him
deeply forcing his cock into her pussy.

"That's right... mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Punk moans as he slams his cock into
Serena's snatch. The greasy haired Straightedge Savior turns over on the bed
and pulls Serena with him so that she's mounted on his large cock. Serena
licks her pouty lips and looks down at CM Punk with her cleansed eyes as she
places her hands on CM Punk's hair covered chest and begins to rock back and
forth on her Savior's large cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." CM Punk licks his lips as he watches Serena rock back and
forth on his large cock as he thrusts it upward into her hot tight pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhh Punk...mmmm I love being saved..." Serena groans as she
moves swiftly on his cock, causing her large and rounded tits to sway as she
rocks and bounces on his shaft.

"Ahhh you have to be saved repeatedly Serena... mmmm yes... ahhh..." Punk
moans as the shaved head Anti-Diva bounces straight up and down on his cock
while grinding her pussy on his shaft. Serena grits her teeth and leans her
shaved head back as she sharply lowers her body on CM Punk's cock as he
deeply rams his cock upward into her wet, tight and warm pussy.

"Ahhh... ohhh yes... mmmm fuck..." CM Punk moans as Serena eagerly rides his
cock. Punk places his hands on Serena's thighs as she drops down firmly on
his large cock over and over again.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh Punk...mmmm save me! Save me!" Serena loudly moans as she
wildly rocks on CM Punk's cock as if under an erotic trance of purity.

Punk smirks as he suddenly grabs Serena by her hips and lifts her up off of
his cock and drops her next to him on the bed. The Straightedge Savior sits
up on his knees, "Assume the position to be saved..." Punk orders.

Serena smirks slyly and nods her shaved head. "Of course my Savior..." Serena
says with a laugh before she turns and sits up onto her knees, before placing
her hands down onto the bed in front of her, getting on all fours. CM Punk
gets closer to Serena and guides the head of his cock back into Serena's
pussy. Punk then grabs Serena by her waist and pulls her back ward as he rams
his cock forward into her.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh Punk...ohhhh yeah...Save me! Mmmmm save me!" Serena groans
and closes her eyes as she rocks back and forth on her knees, feeling CM
Punk's cock working deeply into her wet and tight pussy.

"Ahhh.... ahhh..." Punk grunts as he sharply pumps his cock in and out of
Serena's wet cunt from behind while pulling her back against himself.

" feels so good being saved..." Serena moans lustfully
as she rocks back on her knees, pressing her juicy ass back against CM Punk's
toned waist.

"Ahhhh ahh... mmmm... you have to be saved Serena... ahhh..." Punk groans as
he pounds Serena's hot pussy with swift, deep and firm thrusts.

"Ohhhhhh yesss...mmmmmm I do, my Savior!" Serena groans as she rocks back on
her knees, pushing her body back against his rock hard cock.

"Mmmm.... ahhh.... awww.... aww..." CM Punk grunts as he slams his cock into
Serena's pussy over and over again as his shaft starts to throb.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhh Punk! Ohhhhhh!" Serena moans as she rapidly rocks forward on
her knees as he slams his cock quickly and deeply into her pussy.

"Ahhh... awwww... ahhhh!" CM Punk moans as he starts to cum inside of
Serena's hot, wet snatch.

Serena licks her lips and turns her shaved head back to look seductively at
CM Punk. " Savior..."

"Mmmm.... ahhh... awww..." Punk groans as he holds his cock inside of
Serena's cunt as he fills her with his cum.

Serena presses her lips together "Mmmmm...I'm so honor to be devoted to you

Serena slowly nods her head and smirks at CM Punk "Anything for
Savior..." Serena says as she turns to face CM Punk and licks her lips as she
looks at the Straightedge Superstar.

CM Punk smirks, "Before the revolution can begin... I need you to take care
of the one person who blatantly promotes a self-indulgent 'rock star' life
style. John Morrison..."

Serena places her hands onto CM Punk's hair covered chest and gently rakes
her fingernails. "Consider it Savior"

CM Punk slyly smirks, "Excellent..."

* * *

Later in the night at the hotel's spa, John Morrison, wearing a black thong
and eye protectors, is laying face up on a tanning bed while listening to
some music playing on a portable CD player he brought with him. As he
relaxes, Serena quietly enters the spa. Serena, dressed in a short black
skirt and a tight fitting black tank top, with black heeled boots quietly
walks over toward the tanned bed as John Morrison lays inside. Serena
narrows her eyes and smirks as she turns to CD player and roughly jerks the
cord out of the wall socket, causing the music playing to suddenly stop.

John Morrison raises an eyebrow after hearing the music suddenly stopping.
Morrison then opens the lid of the tanning bed, "Okay... who killed the
music?" Morrison asks as he starts to sit up.

Serena smirks slyly as she turns to face the tanning bed as John Morrison
sits. Serena proudly presses her lips together and fold her arms against her
large chest. "I did..." Serena says with her cleansed eyes narrowed.

"Oh great... CM Punk's latest puppet..." Morrison says as he sees Serena
after taking off the eye protectors. "What do you want?"

Serena shakes her shaved head "You must be disgusted with yourself...being
one of the reason why this society is falling into despair..."

John Morrison raises an eyebrow, "Last I check I was not the one in the White
House..." Morrison replies with a smirk.

Serena grits her teeth slightly and steps toward John Morrison. "If you would
just allow Straightedge into your life John...things would be better..."

John Morrison laughs, "Listen... as the Shaman of Sexy... life cannot get
much better than it is now for me..."

Serena glances down at the large sized bulge of John Morrison's thong and
licks her lips " could be better..." Serena says with a mischievous

Morrison notices Serena glancing down at his crotch and smirks, "How so?"

Serena takes a step closer to John Morrison and places her hands onto his
well-defined, tanned and muscular stomach, allowing her fingers to linger
against the indentations of his abdominal muscles "Just allow Straightedge
into your life..." Serena says in a soft, seductive voice as she locks her
mischievous, but beautifully cleansed eyes with Morrison.

John Morrison smirks, "It's starting to look to me that you want
something..." Morrison says as Serena lowers her fingers from his perfectly
defined abs towards his waist.

Serena laughs as she slides her hands down toward his waist. "What gives you
that idea?"

"Where your hands are going is giving me that idea..." Morrison replies as
Serena slides her hands on his waist before she moves her hands to his thong
covered crotch.

Serena raises an eyebrow and licks her lips "Would that be a problem?" Serena
asks as she begins to lower the thong from Morrison's tanned and gorgeously
muscular waist.

"Nope... always willing to please someone who wants to visit the Palace of
Wisdom..." John Morrison answers as Serena slides down his thong, freeing his
massive long and thick cock.

Serena licks her luscious and pouty lips before she slides his thong the
remaining way down his muscular legs "Just give in to Straightedge and we'll
be fine..." Serena says before she proceeds to kneel down in front of John
Morrison, gripping his cock with her left hand.

"Mmmm... " John Morrison moans as Serena starts to stroke his long, hardening
cock with her left hand. Serena smirks and narrows her eyes as she licks her
lips hungrily, transfixed on the impressive cock of John Morrison. Serena
lowers her shaved head and slyly slaps her wet tongue against the head of his
cock while she moves her left hand up and down his long shaft.

"Ahhh... no harm in seeing what you have to offer..." Morrison says with a
moan as Serena beats the head of his cock with her tongue. Serena closes her
eyes and begins to gently slide her wet and soft tongue around the swollen
head of his shaft before opening her mouth and lowering her shaved head,
beginning to bob her head immediately on his cock. Morrison places his hands
behind him on the tanning bed as Serena bobs her head up and down on his
long, meaty cock.

Serena presses her lips firmly around Morrison's cock and bobs her head at a
smooth and easy pace as she works over his cock with her pure mouth.
"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Serena softly moans.

"Ahhh... mmmm..." John Morrison moans as Serena steadily lifts and lowers her
head on his cock while she strokes the lower half of his shaft with her left
hand. Serena places her right hand up onto Morrison's gorgeous muscular waist
and lightly twists her left hand against his shaft as she moves her shaved
head on his cock, perfectly sucking it.

"Mmmmm... ahhh..." Morrison licks his lips as Serena continues to suck and
stroke his cock while slapping her tongue against his shaft. Serena bobs her
head back and forth on his cock, taking his long shaft deeper into her wet,
warm mouth.

"Mmmm.... ahhh guess it's safe to say... Straightedge can really suck..."
Morrison moans as Serena attempts to deep throat his long cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm....gahhhhhh...." Serena moans as she starts to gag slightly on
John Morrison's cock as she forces him deeper into her mouth, until the head
of his shaft rubs against the back of her cleansed mouth. John Morrison
smirks as he hears Serena gag on his long thick cock as she holds his cock
inside of her mouth before lifting her shaved head off of it.

Serena smirks as she stands up from the floor and walks over to the tanning
bed before she hikes her short black skirt over her hips to expose her juicy
ass. Serena looks at Morrison before she leans forward over the top portion
of the tanning bed.

John Morrison gets off of the tanning bed and steps behind Serena, "Hmmm
guess Straightedge means no panties..." Morrison says as he guides his huge
cock into Serena's hot tight and wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Serena groans and closes her eyes as she feels Morrison's
incredibly long and thick cock entering her tight and warm pussy from behind.
Serena licks her lips as she begins to rock forward on her feet with Morrison
thrusting his cock into pussy from behind

"Ahhh.... ahhh..." John Morrison groans as he pumps his cock in and out of
Serena's cunt. Morrison places his hands on Serena's hips to guide her
backward towards himself as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhh..." Serena moans as she rocks back on her feet
against John Morrison as he rapidly pumps his cock into her tight pussy from
behind. Morrison licks his lips as he increases the force of his thrusts as
he quickly drives his cock into Serena's tight pussy while her juicy round
ass smacks against his gorgeous waist. Serena leans her shaved head back and
grits her teeth as her juicy ass grinds against his muscular and tanned waist
as he deeply fucks her tight pussy.

"Ahhh yeah.... ahhh...." Morrison groans as he hammers Serena's pussy with
his large cock while she's bent over the tanning bed.

Serena glances back over her shoulder and slyly smirks at John Morrison
"Mmmmmm... yeah... doesn't Straightedge feel great..."

"Ahhhh... awww I've had better..." Morrison smirks at Serena as he pumps his
cock deeply into her. Serena narrows her eyes into a glare before she roughly
rocks back on her feet and pushes back sharply against Morrison's cock.

John Morrison licks his lips after Serena slams herself back against him,
"Mmmm why don't you show me what you got..." Morrison says as he pulls his
impressively large and thick cock out of Serena's snatch.

Serena turns around to face John Morrison before she lifts her tight fitting
black tank top to expose her large and juicy tits "I'd love to..."

"Hmmm nice... "Morrison says as he takes a good look at Serena's tits as she
places her hands on his muscular chest and pushes him enough to guide him to
lay back on the tanning bed.

Serena smirks slyly as she somewhat forces John Morrison's body to lay down
on the tanning bed before she climbs onto the tanning bed in order to join
him. "Don't worry...I'll be gentle..." Serena says before she smoothly
straddles Morrison's muscular body and lowers herself down onto his
impressive cock.

"Mmmmm... I'm the Shaman of Sexy... I can handle anything..." Morrison says
as Serena takes every inch of his cock into her pussy. Before she starts to
rock on his cock, Serena grabs Morrison's hands and has him place them on her
large tits.

"Mmmmmmmmm..." Serena moans and closes her eyes as she starts to sharply rock
back and forth on Morrison's cock as he gropes her large and juicy tits with
his hands.

"Ahhh.... ahhh..." Morrison moans as he gropes Serena's large tits as she
rocks on his cock. Gradually the Guru of Greatness begins to thrust his cock
upward into Serena's hot tight pussy.

" like that don't like what being
Straightedge can do..." Serena moans as she rocks back and forth aggressively
on John Morrison's cock as he pumps up into her pussy.

"Ahhhh I'm not convinced yet...." Morrison replies as Serena grabs hold of
his wrists as she wildly rocks on his upward pushing cock.

"Ohhhhhhhhh....ohhhhh yeah!" Serena moans as she places her hands onto John
Morrison's strong arms as he holds onto her large tits. Serena leans her
shaved head back and smirks as she sharply rocks forward on his large cock.

"Ohhhh... ahhh... awww..." Morrison moans as he pumps his cock upward into
Serena's pussy while he continues to grope her tits.

"Ohhhhhhh....believe in Straightedge,'ll be much better..."
Serena moans as she grinds her curved and purified body on Morrison's cock
while she bouncing rapidly on his shaft.

"Mmmm... ahhh..." John Morrison moans as Serena bounces swiftly on his cock
and her juicy ass smacks down against Morrison's legs as she rides him.

Serena licks her lips as she sharply rocks forward on his cock, feeling him
deeply thrusting his shaft up into her tight and wet pussy. "Ohhhhhhh...
ohhhhh yeah...

"Ahhh awww... mmmm..." Morrison licks his lips as his cock starts to throb
inside of Serena's hot tight cunt as she keeps rocking on his thrusting
shaft. Serena raises an eyebrow and smirks as she feels his cock pulsating
within her tight pussy. Serena slides her hands from his strong arms and
moves her hands to his muscular, tanned chest and uses that as leverage to
lift herself completely off of his cock.

"What are you up to?" Morrison asks as Serena slides her hands from his chest
to his abs as she moves to straddle his legs. Serena smirks wickedly at John
Morrison as she locks her cleansed and beautiful eyes with him. Serena places
her right hand at the base of his cock, holding his shaft steady before she
lowers her head and takes his cock into her mouth.

"Mmmm fuck..." Morrison moans as Serena starts to bob her head up and down on
his pulsating cock while she firmly holds it with her right hand.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...." Serena moans around John Morrison's cock as she
expertly bobs her shaved head to suck on his cock. Serena's soft and pure
lips rub back and forth against his meaty shaft as she steadily sucks on his
pulsating cock.

"Ahhhh... mmmm... ahhh..." John Morrison moans as Serena sucks firmly on his
cock as he starts to cum inside of her lustful mouth. Serena smirks wickedly
around John Morrison's cock as she presses her lips tightly around his cock
and bobs her head back and forth rapidly to milk the cum from his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhh.... mmmm..." Morrison moans as Serena firmly sucks on his cock as
more of his cum shoots into her mouth. Serena slowly lifts her head off of
Morrison's cock and licks her lips before she easily slides off of the
tanning bed and proceeds to stand up.

"Mmmm that wasn't half bad..." John Morrison says as he starts to sit up on
the tanning bed.

Serena presses her lips together and smirks as she folds her arms against her
large and juicy chest "You know John...what the worst thing about not being
Straightedge is?"

Morrison raises an eyebrow, "No... what?" Morrison asks.

Serena raises an eyebrow and laughs "Well John...because your mind is so
clouded and dark, not pure and sober like mine, like my Savior' are
easily tricked..." Serena says before laughing.

"What are you..." Morrison starts to say before the lid of the tanning bed is
suddenly shoved down and it smacks the back of Morrison's head, causing the
Shaman of Sexy to fall forward and he hits his head on the floor. The huge
Luke Gallows steps from behind the tanning bed, while Serena makes sure
Morrison is unconscious.

"That was enjoyable..." Luke smirks.

Serena raises an eyebrow and looks at Luke Gallows "What was my fellow
Disciple? Watching me with Morrison or you knocking him out?" Serena asks
with a smirk.

"I'd be lying if I didn't say both was enjoyable..." Luke says as he bends
down to pick up the unconscious John Morrison.

Serena nods her shaved head "Lets get him back to Punk...our Savior has plans
for him..."


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