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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Bourne For Lift Off
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Following the mix tag team match between Evan Bourne and Gail Kim against
Zack Ryder and Alicia Fox during the May 17, 2010 episode of RAW airing from
Toronto's Air Canada Centre, the evening's guest host NASA's legendary
astronaut Buzz Aldrin is talking with the victorious tag team of Evan and
Gail. "Man Buzz it's so great you hosted RAW tonight," Evan says with a big
smile on his face and he's wearing red wrestling tights and black boots while
Gail is wearing yellow wrestling bottom, a yellow top that shows off her
toned stomach, and knee high wrestling boots.

Buzz Aldrin claps his hands together as he stands with Gail Kim and Evan
Bourne. "Kids...I was so happy to be the Guest Host here tonight...I had one
heck of a time!" The legendary astronaut replies.

Gail Kim smiles and places her left hand onto Buzz's arm. "And don't forget
you have some really awesome dance moves too..." Gail adds as she refers the
moonwalk Buzz Aldrin performed in the ring moments ago.

"Yeah that's something I'm gonna to remember seeing for a long time..." Evan
adds with a smile.

"Whoa... whoa... whoa..." an angry Zack Ryder says as he comes from the
trainer's room and heads for Buzz, Evan and Gail. "You ain't nothin bro..."
Zack says as he pushes past Evan and Gail and steps right up to the legendary
astronaut.

Buzz Aldrin glances at Zack Ryder and raises an eyebrow as he slides his
hands into the pockets of his slacks. "You got a problem there son?" Buzz
asks.

"The only problem here is you... bro you know you're a fraud and a has
been..." Zack replies.

Evan looks at Gail, "At least Buzz has been something..."

"Hey shut up bro!" Zack snaps after over hearing Evan's comment, "I'll deal
with you later... but you..." Zack says as he turns his attention back to
Buzz, "You're a joke... and there's no way you've been to the moon..."

Gail Kim shakes her head as she looks at Zack Ryder and places her hands onto
her hips. "Zack...leave him alone..." Gail says.

Zack glances at Gail, "Hey you had your chance..." Zack says before he looks
at Buzz, "Bro, you're totally like NASA... a joke!"

Buzz Aldrin removes his hands from the pockets of his slacks and motions with
his left hand toward Gail Kim and glances at the beautiful RAW Diva for a
moment. "Thank you young lady...but I can handle this..." Buzz Aldrin says
with a nod of his head before turning back to face Zack Ryder. "Now listen
here you son of a bitch!" Buzz Aldrin yells as he points at Ryder with his
right index finger. "I showed you earlier what happened when someone called
me a fraud....so I'm warning you one last time, son...you call me a fraud
again, I'm knocking you on your ass!" The patriotic legend Buzz Aldrin
replies firmly.

Zack steps closer to Buzz Aldrin, "You're a fraud... woo... woo... woo... you
know..." Buzz Aldrin presses his lips firmly together and shakes his head
before he slightly clenches his right hand into a fist and swings his closed
fist upward, connecting cleanly with Zack Ryder's jaw. "It..." the word
barley escapes Zack's lips after Buzz's punch connects with his jaw, sending
the cocky Long Island native stumbling backwards, and Zack ends up falling on
his ass.

Gail Kim opens her mouth in shock and then laughs before glancing at Evan
Bourne "Holy shit!"

"WOW! What a punch!" Evan says wit ha wide-eyed look of surprise on his face.
Zack Ryder sits on the ground holding his jaw, but soon he gets up and walks
back to the trainer's room with the proverbial tail tucked between his legs.

Gail Kim smiles as she walks back over to Buzz Aldrin and pats him on the
back. "Nice one Buzz!" Gail says before the Guest Host of Monday Night RAW,
Buzz Aldrin, playfully takes a swing at Gail Kim.

"Whoa...you better watch out young lady..." Buzz says with a laugh.

"That was awesome! Nice to see someone shut him up for once," Evan smiles.

Gail Kim smiles and looks sweetly at Evan Bourne. "Did you still want to go
out tonight Evan?"

"Oh yeah I sure do," Evan nods his head and smiles.

Buzz Aldrin chuckles slightly and shakes his head. "I won't keep you kids
waiting....you both go out and have some fun tonight!" Buzz Aldrin says as he
pats both Gail Kim and Evan Bourne on the back before he starts walking away.

"Bye Buzz!" Gail Kim says.

"See ya Buzz!" Evan adds before he looks at Gail, "Man he's awesome!"

Gail nods her head "Oh absolutely! I mean...what he did to Zack Ryder?
Awesome!" Gail says with a laugh before she places her hands onto her hips
and rubs her pouty lips together. "So...ummm...about tonight, you said you
still wanted to go somewhere?"

"Yeah..." Evan says with a smile as he sees how Gail is rubbing her lips
together, "Unless you have something in mind..."

Gail blushes slightly and shakes her head "No you wouldn't like it...we can
just go somewhere..."

"Wait... what were you thinking?" Evan asks with a curious look on his face.

"Well....I was thinking maybe you could come to my hotel room...we could
order room service and order a movie on pay-per-view..." Gail says with a
shrug of her shoulders.

"That sound like fun..." Evan smiles as he nods his head.

Gail smiles "Are you sure...I mean we can do something else.."

"I'm sure..." Evan smiles.

* * *

A little over an hour after RAW has ended, Evan Bourne, now wearing jeans and
a short sleeved collared shirt, is with Gail Kim inside of her hotel room,
and they have just finished a late night dinner. "Whew... man that was
good..." Evan says with a smile on his face as he looks at Gail who is
finishing up her dessert.

Gail Kim blushes slightly and pushes her dessert plate away. "Yeah it was
good...although you promised if I got the dessert you would split it with
me...but you didn't even take a bite" Gail replies with a laugh as she is now
dressed in a pair of nicely fitted jeans and a white tank top.

"You started on the dessert before I finished..." Evan laughs a bit, "But
that did look good..."

Gail lowers her head slightly and laughs "You still could have pushed your
fork over..."

"Ehhh last time I did that the girl I was with whacked my hand with the
spoon..." Evan laughs.

Gail shakes her head and smiles at Evan Bourne "Well I don't think I would do
that..."

"That's good to know..." Evan smiles, "So what movie are we going to watch?"
Evan asks.

Gail shrugs her shoulder and picks up the remote control for the television
set. "Ummm...I don't know..." Gail says as she turns on the television and
starts to scroll through the list of movies that are available to order for
pay-per-view.

"I'm sure you'll pick something good... hey I'll be right back... got to use
the rest room real quick..." Evan says as he gets up from his seat and walks
to the hotel room's bathroom. Gail Kim presses her lips together as she leans
back slightly on the bed and focuses on the television set while she
continues to scroll through the list of movies. After Evan enters the
bathroom and closes the door, Gail bites her bottom lip slightly as she
scrolls through the list of movies that includes films such as My Sister's
Keeper, Up, District 9 and Land of The Lost. Not satisfied with the selection
so far, Gail keeps scrolling until she reaches the bottom of the list that is
highlighted 'for more mature audience only'.

Gail bites down on her bottom lip slightly and raises an eyebrow as she
glances at the adult themed movies. "Hmmmmm....maybe Evan and I can have our
own adult fun..." Gail says to herself as she quietly sits up from the bed
and proceeds to lift her white tank top from her body, leaving her white bra
on which conceals her nicely rounded and firm tits. Gail then stands up from
the bed to unbutton her jeans before she pushes them down from her waist to
expose her white panties. After stepping out of her jeans, the sultry RAW
Diva lays back on the bed, waiting for Evan Bourne to return.

Gail hears the toilet flush and the sound of the water flowing from the
bathroom sink's faucet. A few moments later, the bathroom door opens and Evan
walks out, drying his hands on a hand-towel, "So what are we... WHOA!" Evan
says as he stops in his tracks and drops the hand-towel when he sees Gail
laying on the bed in her bra and panties.

Gail seductively glances over at Evan Bourne and raises an eyebrow "Is
something wrong, Evan?" Gail asks with a smile.

"Ummm no..." Evan shakes his head as Gail sees that he's looking at every
inch of her barley-clothed body as he starts to step towards the bed.

Gail bites down on her bottom lip as she watches Evan approaching the bed.
"Good...I hope you're not uncomfortable or anything..." Gail comments as she
playfully pulls at the straps of her white bra.

"I'm not... I'm just... stunned...." Evan smiles a bit as he proceeds to sit
on the bed next the gorgeous Korean Diva. Evan glances at the TV and sees
that the movie Gail was considering on ordering before he smiles at her,
"Asian Chicks and White Dicks?" Evan asks as Gail teasingly pulls at the
straps of her white bra.

Gail laughs as she sits up slightly on the bed. "I was thinking we could do
our own version..." Gail says with a smirk as she moves to sit on her knees,
leaning toward Evan Bourne. "What do you say Evan? Ready for lift off?"

"Ummm sure... I mean yeah!" Evan smiles and nods his head as Gail places her
hands on his chest and starts to lift up his shirt. Evan raises his arms,
allowing Gail to pull his shirt off of his body, revealing his muscular and
toned upper body. Gail Kim licks her lips as she places her hands against his
muscular, toned and nicely tanned chest before leaning in and softly pressing
her pouty lips against his lips, sensually kissing the high-flying Superstar.

"Mmmm..." Evan moans as he returns Gail's sensual kiss. Evan and Gail both
part their lips at almost the same time to slide their tongues against each
other's and Evan reaches behind Gail to release the clasp of her white bra.
Gail closes her eyes as she slides her wet tongue against Evan's tongue,
gently moving her hands against his chest, while she feels the material of
her white bra being removed from her body and her nicely rounded, firm tits
being exposed.

"Mmmm..." Evan moans as he circles his tongue against Gail's while he pulls
Gail's bra away from her tits. Evan places his hands on Gail's firm tits and
gently caresses them as he and Gail continue to kiss. Gail lightly laughs
into Evan Bourne's mouth as she continues to kiss his lips and slap her
tongue against his tongue inside of his mouth, while his gently gropes her
perfectly rounded and juicy tits. Evan gently squeezes Gail's tits with both
of his hands as the gorgeous Diva lifts her head up slightly to break the
kiss with him. Gail lightly tosses her gorgeous and smooth dark hair back and
smiles at Evan as she lowers her hands down to his waist. Gail starts to
unbuckle the belt around his jeans before she slides it through the loops and
tosses the belt aside. Evan scoots on the bed to where he's sitting with his
back against the headboard while Gail starts to unbutton and unzip his jeans.
However before she starts to tug them from his waist, Gail cups his crotch
with her right hand to get an idea of what Evan is packing.

Gail smirks and glances up at Evan Bourne. "Very nice...." Gail says as she
feels his impressive bulge underneath the material of his jeans before she
finally pulls his jeans down from his waist, leaving his boxers in place.

"I can say the same thing..." Evan smiles as he pulls his legs towards
himself one at time as Gail pulls his jeans off. As Gail tosses Evan's jeans
off the bed, she can see that his boxers are fitting snugly against his
bulging cock within them. Gail Kim leans down, positional herself between
Evan Bourne's legs as she places her hands against the front of his boxers,
moving her hands teasingly against the solid bulge of his cock underneath.

"Mmmm..." Evan moans as Gail slides her hands against his bulging crotch. The
former Women's Champion then slowly moves her hands to the waistband of
Evan's boxes and begins to slowly pull them downward. Evan lifts himself
slightly on the bed, making it easier for Gail to pull down his boxers, and
once the waist band is past his crotch, Evan's rock hard, deliciously thick
and, long cock springs upward like a rocket after being freed.

Gail licks her lips and slyly smirks at Evan Bourne as she takes his cock
into her left hand, spitting some saliva onto his shaft as she moves her hand
smoothly against his shaft. "Damn Evan....you're really packing!"

"Mmmm.... thanks..." Evan moans as Gail spits some more saliva on his cock to
make sure she has enough on it to coat his shaft as she strokes it with her
left hand. Gail lowers her head and gently flicks her wet tongue against the
head of Evan Bourne's cock, teasingly working the tip of her tongue against
his tender piss-slit. Gail continues to move her left hand up and down his
shaft, using her saliva to massage against it.

"Ohhhh mmm..." Evan moans as he leans back against the head board as Gail
flicks her tongue against the tip of his shaft while she pumps her left hand
smoothly up and down his saliva coated shaft. Evan licks his lips as he sees
Gail reach between her own legs with her right hand to rub her panties that
are gradually becoming damp from the wetness of her own pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Gail softly moans as she opens her mouth, taking the head of
Evan Bourne's cock into her mouth. Gail wraps her pouty and luscious lips
around his nicely long and thick shaft as she starts to perfectly bob her
head, starting to suck on his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Evan licks his lips as he watches Gail bob her head up and down on
his cock as she now holds it firmly at the base with her left hand.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm..." Gail moans and groans as she moves her head
smoothly on his shaft, taking him slightly deeper into her mouth as her wet
saliva perfectly drips onto his shaft. As she sucks on his upper shaft, her
hand slightly twists against the base of his cock, as she continues to rub
her own right hand against the front of her panties, feeling the moistness
underneath.

"Ohhh ahhh..." Evan groans as he watches Gail lower her head further down
onto his fat, long cock. Evan tilts his head back and raises his hips
slightly to push his shaft upward into Gail's mouth. Gail closes her
beautiful eyes as she takes his cock deeper into her soothingly wet mouth.
Gail lightly turns her head to grind her pouty lips against his shaft
as she rocks her head back and forth.

"Ahhhh.... ohh yeah... mmm!" Evan moans as Gail deep throats his cock and he
can feel her warm saliva dripping down his shaft as she holds her head down
on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh!" Gail moans around Evan's cock as she steadily and
smoothly bobs her head on his cock, splashing her wet tongue against it as
she lapping slaps her tongue against this shaft.

"Mmmm ahhh wow Gail... mmm..." Evan bites his tongue as he sits up on the bed
as Gail quickly bobs her head on his cock and when he looks over her head, he
can see Gail's panties covered ass rising when she lowers her head on his
cock before going down when she lifts her head up. Gail slowly lifts her head
off of Eva Bourne's cock, leaving his shaft dripping with her wet saliva
before she sits up on her knees and Evan is able to clearly see the front of
her white panties soaking wet.

"We better get those off of you..." Evan grins as he sees how damp Gail's
panties are. Evan leans forward and guides Gail to lay down as he shifts to
sit on his knees. The hunky high flyer slides his hands upward against Gail's
thighs until he reaches her panties. Hooking his fingers inside of the
waistline, Evan slides Gail's panties down from her waist. Gail bites down on
her bottom lip as she looks her seductive eyes with Evan Bourne as he pulls
her white panties down from her waist, exposing her smoothly shaved and wet
pussy. Evan slides Gail's panties off of her gorgeous legs and drops them
near the edge of the bed. As Gail spreads her legs, Evan moves between then
and guides his huge cock into her soaking wet, warm and tight pussy with a
firm thrust.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh Evan..." Gail Kim groans as she feels his large cock
entering her tight and warm pussy. Gail closes her eyes as she gently hooks
her gorgeously smooth legs around his waist as he starts to pump his shaft
into her.

"Mmmmm.... ahhh..." Evan groans as he places his hands on Gail's hips and he
guides her against himself as he thrusts his cock at a steady pace into her
pussy.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhh yeah Evan..." Gail moans as she places her hands onto his
strong arms as she moves against his cock, feeling him firmly thrusting into
her pussy. Evan rocks on his knees as he pumps his cock deeper into Gail's
pussy. Evan loosens his grip that he has on Gail's hips, allowing her to pull
his arms to slide his hands further up on her body.

"Ohhhhhhhh ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh Evan..." Gail moans as she slightly arches
her body, smoothly moving against his body as he thrusts his shaft into her.

"Mmmm... ahhh... ahhh..." Evan groans as he thrusts his cock quicker into
Gail's pussy. When Gail lets go of his arms, Evan leans back and places his
hands behind himself on the bed as he keeps thrusting his cock into Gail's
pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh....ohhhhh Evan! Ohhhhh!" Gail moans as she pushes back against his
cock, her breathing beginning to heavy.

"Ahhhh ahhh too much?" Evan asks as he slows down his thrusts slightly,
giving Gail an opportunity to pull herself up towards him to push him to lay
down on the bed with herself on top.

Gail smiles down at Evan Bourne and shakes her head "Oh no...not at all..."
Gail moans as she places her hands onto his muscular chest as she rocks back
and forth on his cock.

"Ohhhhh... good..." Evan grins up at Gail as she rocks back and forth on his
cock. Evan reaches behind Gail and grabs her juicy ass with both hands as he
starts to thrust his cock up into her.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh shit Evan..." Gail groans as she rocks back on his cock,
grinding her tight and wet pussy down on his shaft while she smoothly bounces
on his cock.

"Ohhh... ahhh..." Evan grunts as Gail slides her hands over his lightly sweat
coated chest as she bounces up and down on his upward thrusting cock.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah Evan...ohhhhhh!" Gail Kim moans as she grinds her
pussy down on his shaft while she smoothly rocks back and forth, feeling Evan
thrust up into her pussy.

"Ohhh yeah... mmmm!" Evan moans as he drives his cock upward into Gail's cunt
while he digs his fingers into her juicy ass cheeks.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah Evan...mmmmmm...." Gail lustfully groans as she
lowers herself swiftly on his cock as she rocks back, grinding her tight
pussy on his shaft. Evan licks his lips and he moves his hand to Gail's hips
where he proceeds to lift her up off of his thick cock. Gail moves to her
left to get off of Evan's body, allowing him to sit up on the bed. Gail gets
on all fours as Evan moves behind her. Evan grabs her ass and spreads her
cheeks before he lowers his head to spit his warm saliva right onto Gail's
asshole. Gail Kim licks her lips and glances back over her shoulder as she
feels his warm saliva dripping down against her tight asshole.

"Mmmm...Evan..." Gail moans as she seductively sways her ass back and forth.
Evan licks his lips as he lowers his head further and he laps his tongue
around Gail's asshole as she sways her ass against his face.

"Ohhhhhhhh...." Gail moans as she feels his tongue brush against her tight
asshole. Evan laps his tongue against Gail's ass before he lifts his head up.
The hot highflying Superstar holds Gail's ass cheeks apart as he guides his
cock against her asshole. With a firm thrust, Evan pushes the head of his
cock into Gail Kim's tight Korean ass.

"Ohhhhhhhhh fuck..." Gail moans softly as she rocks forward on her knees as
Evan starts to thrust his cock into her tight asshole.

"Ahhh... mmm..." Evan grunts as he uses slow, easy thrusts to pump his cock
in and out of Gail's asshole while Gail begins to push back at a quicker
pace.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah Evan...ohhhhhh..." Gail rocks back on her knees,
perfectly guiding her rounded ass back against his cock. Evan grits his teeth
as he Gail rocks back on his cock that's pumping in and out of her ass. Evan
licks his lips and starts to pick up the pace so that he's rapidly thrusting
his dick into her asshole. Gail smirks as she glances back at Evan Bourne,
rocking back on her knees and grinding her gorgeous ass back against his
waist and cock.

"Ahhhh yeah... ahhh fuck..." Evan Bourne groans as he pounds Gail's juicy
Korean ass deeply with his thick rock hard cock.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh Evan..." Gail moans as he sweat coated body continues to
rock back and forth against his cock while he pumps his shaft into her tight
ass.

"Ahhh mmmm... ahhh..." Evan groans as he deeply fucks Gail's asshole
relentlessly. Their sweat coated bodies collide repeatedly against each other
as Gail rocks back at the same pace Evan is using to fuck her as his
impressive shaft starts to throb. Gail presses her lips together as she grits
her teeth, feeling Evan firmly thrust his cock into her ass at a quick pace
with her rocking back and forth on her knees.

"Ahhh.... mmmm come on Gail.... ahhh..." Evan moans as he pulls his throbbing
cock out of Gail Kim's perfectly fucked ass. Gail turns around on her knees
to face Evan Bourne and gently places her right hand around his shaft and
takes him into her stunning mouth as she starts to lightly suck on his
pulsating cock.

"Mmm..." Evan moans as Gail sucks on his throbbing cock. Evan uses both of
his hands to push Gail's sweat dampened hair back so that he can watch suck
on his meaty, pulsating shaft. Gail lifts her sultry and beautiful eyes as
she bobs her head lightly back and forth, lapping her tongue gently against
his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Evan moans as his cock starts to erupt inside of Gail's mouth
with thick streams of cum. Gail presses her lips tightly around Evan's cock
as his warm cum sprays into her mouth as she lightly continues to bob her
head, milking the cum from his shaft.

"Ahhh... awww..." Evan Bourne moans as Gail milks every drop of cum from his
cock to the point that her mouth is over flowing with his spunk by the time
he's spent. Gail Kim lifts her head off of Evan Bourne's cock and tilts her
head back to swallow the majority of the cum that was inside of her mouth.
With Gail's head tilted back, Evan can see some of his own cum dripping from
the side of her mouth and on her lips. Evan leans down and kisses Gail's
lips, tasting his own cum in the process while catching Gail by surprise.
Gail moans as she slides her tongue into his mouth, lustfully kissing him
back as she places her hands up onto his tanned, muscular, sweat coated
chest. Evan slides his tongue against Gail's tongue as they lustfully kiss
for several moments before they break the kiss.

Gail licks her lips and looks seductively at Evan Bourne. "Mmmmm...I know
from now on I'm always ready for lift off..."

Evan grins at Gail, "I can blast off again right now... unless you want to
watch a movie first..."

Gail rubs her lips together. "Ummmm...the blast off sounds good to me..."
Gail says with a laugh.

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