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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Bourne To Stratusfy
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

As Batista and Randy Orton go head to head during the main event of the
September 14, 2009 edition of Monday Night RAW that is taking place in the
Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the guest host for the night,
former seven-time Women's Champion Trish Stratus wearing a white top that
reveals her flat, toned stomach and reveals part of her cleavage, and black
pants, is picking up a bottle of water from the catering table after
competing in a six-person tag team match with Mark Henry and MVP against Beth
Phoenix, Big Show and Chris Jericho. As she turns to head back to her office,
she spots Mark Henry talking to the high-flying Evan Bourne, wearing blue
wrestling pants and blue boots. Evan earlier in the night teamed with the
WWE's resident leprechaun Hornswoggle to defeat Carlito and Chavo Guerrero.
"Man and Wogs really stuck it to Chavo tonight." Mark laughs.

"Yeah. but you and MVP were so lucky to team up with Trish Stratus. not to
mention that you got to hug her kinda jealous on that." Evan says with a
smile, as he doesn't notice Trish standing nearby.

Mark laughs, "Well you know. I'm not just the World's Strongest Man. they
used to call me Sexual Chocolate around here." Mark says.

Evan nods his head and laughs, "Oh yeah I forgot about that."

"Hey man me and Montel are gonna hit a few clubs tonight. you want to come?"
Mark Henry asks as Trish continues to listen in on their conversation.

"Thanks but no. I got an early flight back home to St. Louis," Evan replies
just as Trish steps towards him and Mark Henry.

The Guest Host for Monday Night RAW, former seven-time WWE Women's Champion
and RAW Diva of the Decade, Trish Stratus smiles as she places her hands onto
her nicely toned and tanned hips "Hello gentlemen...I hope I'm not
interrupting anything here..." Trish says with a cute laugh as she flicks a
strand of her now brunette colored hair out of her face.

"Oh naw Trish you're not..." Mark Henry says with a big smile, "I got to get
going before MVP leaves without me..." Mark says, "Before I forget, I really
dig your new look Trish..." Mark says.

Trish smiles and nods her head, blushing slightly. "Well thank you Mark...and
I hope you and Montel have a blast tonight..." Trish says with a good natured
wink. "And...thanks again for your help tonight. Definitely appreciated it!"

"It's no problem Trish... see you around," Mark Henry says before he turns to
walk down the hallway. Evan bites his bottom lip as he shyly looks at Trish
as she starts to turn her head to look at the hot high-flying Superstar.

Trish Stratus presses her moist and luscious lips together as she glances at
Evan Bourne, before sweetly smiling at him. "And...I don't believe we've
met..." Trish says with her incredibly irresistible laugh. Trish removes her
left hand from her hip and extends it toward Evan Bourne. "Trish Stratus...
and you must be Evan Bourne?" Trish asks with a raised eyebrow, clearly
evident that she is familiar with the high-flyer.

"Ahh..." Evan opens his mouth to speak and he proceeds to clear to his
throat, "Um yeah that's me I mean... yes I'm Evan Bourne..." Evan says as he
extends his left hand to shake Trish's outstretched hand.

Trish nods her head as she gently shakes the hand of Evan Bourne. "Well it
sure is a pleasure to meet you..." The gorgeous and accomplished Guest Host

"Likewise..." Evan says as he keeps shaking Trish's left hand, which cause
the formerly blond haired Trish Stratus to giggle slightly.

" can let go now..." Trish says with an innocent laugh as Evan
Bourne remains shaking Trish's hand with his eyes transfixed on the
incredible beautiful former WWE Diva standing in front of him.

"Ohhh sure sorry about that..." Evan says as he lets go of Trish's left hand
as he starts to blush.

Trish shakes her brunette head slightly and laughs "Oh don't worry about
it..." Trish then smiles at Evan Bourne, locking her beautiful eyes with him.
"You know I happened to watch a little bit of that match I put together
tonight involving you..."

"You... you did?" Evan asks nervously as he looks into Trish's gorgeous eyes.

Trish nods her head and smirks. "You bet I did! And I must say that you got
some definite moves." Trish says with a wink before she rubs her pouty lips
together. "Say...Evan...seeing that I'm still technically in charge tonight,
would you mind seeing me in my office?"

Evan bites his bottom lip, "Um sure... sure no problem Trish..." Evan nods
his head.

Trish nods her head and licks her lips slightly. "Good..." Trish replies
before motioning her brunette head down the hallway. "This way..."

"Ok..." Evan nods his head as he starts to walk with Trish down the hallway
towards her office.

* * *

A short time later inside of Trish Stratus's private office, Evan is sitting
on the couch as Trish lights a few incense candles that are on a shelf, "This
is a great office..." Evan says nervously as Trish lights the last candle.

Trish Stratus turns her head to glances back at Evan Bourne and smiles
"Thanks..." Trish says before she takes a step over toward the couch and
notices Evan Bourne's state of nervousness. "Is something wrong, Evan?" Trish
asks as she stands just mere inches away from him.

"Um no... it's just... that..." Evan bites his bottom lip, "It's just that...
you're... you're Trish Stratus! The most beautiful Diva of all time..." Evan

Trish laughs a bit and slowly nods her head "Well thank you for compliment
Evan...but you know what?" Trish asks as she sits down on the couch next to
Evan Bourne.

"Ummm... what/" Evan asks as he looks at Trish as she sits close to him.

Trish presses her soft and moist lips together as she lowers her brunette
head slightly "Well...I was talking with some of the new girls around here
and you know who they were talking about?"

"Um who?" Evan asks nervously.

Trish bites down on her bottom lip and seductively glances at Evan Bourne
before she points a finger at him. "You..."

"Me?" Evan swallows a bit, "Um... what... what were they saying?" Evan asks
as his face turns a bit red.

Trish shrugs her shoulders lightly "Oh you know...the usual girl talk..."
Trish replies with a laugh before placing her left hand down onto his upper
thigh "It got me a little curious..."

"It... it did?" Evan asks as Trish gently rubs his upper right thigh while
pushing her hand a bit towards his crotch.

Trish nods her head and licks her lips lightly as her fingers delicately
caress the crotch of his wrestling tights. "Yeah...I want to know if it's all
hype or not..."

"Hype?" Evan asks as he clears his throat as Trish's now traces her fingers
around his crotch as she gets an idea of how large Evan is.

Trish nods her head, impressed as she lightly feels Evan Bourne's crotch.
"Hmmm...maybe it isn't all hype..."

"Ohhhhh... you're talking about...." Evan Bourne moans a bit as Trish feels
his crotch before she finds out where the head of his cock is within his
wrestling pants and she gives it a light squeeze.

"What do you say, Evan, care you impress your boss for the evening?" Trish
asks with a seductive, sweet laugh.

Evan nods his head, "Um sure... sure..." Evan says as Trish slowly removes
her hand from his crotch. Evan leans down to undo his wrestling boots in
order to take them off before he stands up from the couch. Trish smiles and
follows Evan Bourne with her beautiful eyes as he stands up from the couch.
Trish comfortably sits back on the leather couch, sliding her left hand
through her brunette hair, watching Evan untying the strings of his wrestling
tights. Evan blushes as he smiles at Trish as she watches him lower his
wrestling tights from his waist down to his feet. Evan steps out of his
tights and as he stands up straight, Trish gets her first look at Evan
Bourne's cock. The first thing she notices is that Evan's dick is clearly one
of the longest and thickest cocks she has seen without it being fully

Trish licks her lips and narrows her beautiful slightly as she stares at the
impressive cock of Evan Bourne. "Damn..." Trish says with a laugh before she
moves to scoot to sitting on the edge of the couch cushion. "Why don't you
come here Evan..." Trish sweetly suggests.

"Ok Trish..." Evan says as he steps closer to Trish until he's standing right
in front of the former seven time Women's Champion.

Trish extends her left hand and places it gently around Evan's cock which
immediately tenses upon her gentle touch. Trish cutely laughs "Relax
Evan...everything is cool. Just relax." Trish says as she starts to lightly
move her hand against his hardening shaft.

"I'm relaxed... I'm just... stunned..." Evan Bourne moans as Trish gently
strokes his cock with her left hand while she gets a closer look at it. Trish
moves her right hand and gently cups Evan Bourne's large ballsack, lightly
massaging them while she moves her left hand up and down his continuing to
harden shaft.

"Ohhhh wow..." Evan moans as Trish strokes his cock with her left hand while
she lightly squeezes his balls with her right hand. Trish lifts her beautiful
eyes and playfully glances up at Evan Bourne before pursing her lips together
and spitting some saliva onto the thick head of his shaft. Trish brings to
right hand up to lather her palm with saliva before working the hand back
down his shaft.

"Ahhhhh ohhhh man..." Evan moans as he watches Trish lather up the head of
his cock with her warm saliva as she keeps her left hand moving along his
shaft. Trish moves her right hand up again, this time placing it onto Evan's
muscular, waist before she lowers her brunette head and flicks her tongue
against the head of his shaft, working her left hand smoothly on his shaft.

"Ahhh..." Evan moans as Trish flicks the tip of her tongue against the saliva
coated swollen head of his cock. Trish closes her eyes as she gently works
her wet tongue around the thick head of Evan Bourne's cock before she stops
moving her left hand on his shaft, however, keeps it steady on the base of
his cock.

"Ohhhhh.... ahhh wow Trish..." Evan moans as Trish Stratus laps her tongue
around the head of his cock as she firmly holds the base of his dick with her
left hand. Trish opens her mouth and Evan feels her warm breath against the
head of his cock before she then takes his cock into her mouth, wrapping her
perfectly moist and pouty lips around his shaft. Trish perfectly traps Evan
Bourne's cock inside of her mouth and the Guest Host of that evening's Monday
Night RAW proceeds to bob her head to suck on his impressive cock.

"Awww.... awww whoa..." Evan moans as he puts both of his hands on Trish's
shoulders as she bobs her head smoothly on his large, thick and rock hard

"Mmmmm...mmmmm" Trish Stratus softly moans as she bobs her brunette head on
Evan Bourne's cock, her wet and soothing mouth slurping up his shaft.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh man...I can't believe this.... ohhh..." Evan moans as he keeps
his eyes on Trish Stratus he watches the formerly blond haired Diva suck and
slurp on his shaft. Trish's soft lips brush up and down against Evan's shaft
as she smoothly bobs her head, working her wet tongue against his shaft.

"Ohhhh man.... you're awesome Trish...." Evan moans as he licks his lips
while he watches Trish bob her brunette haired head back and forth on his
long and thick cock. Trish presses her soft lips tighter around Evan Bourne's
cock as she turns her head lightly on his shaft and begins to lower her head
further down, her saliva dripping down on his impressive cock.

"Ohhhhh whoa.... ohhhhh..." Evan moans as Trish opens her mouth wider in
order to fit more of his thick cock into her warm, wet and simply
Stratusfying mouth. Trish lifts her brunette head slightly on Evan Bourne's
cock, locking her lips around the swollen head of his shaft and begins to bob
her head solely on the thick tip.

"Ahhhhh... ohhhh..." Evan Bourne licks his lips as Trish sucks on the large
thick head of his cock as if it was a lollipop. Trish slowly slides her
tongue across the thick head of Evan's shaft before lifting her head
completely and tosses her brunette colored hair back.

"Wow.... Trish.... ohhhh man you're...." Evan starts to say as Trish gives
him a smirk as she lifts up her white top.

Trish removes her white top completely and exposes her nicely rounded and
perky, tanned tits to Evan Bourne. Trish tosses her white top aside before
she laughs, glancing up at Evan Bourne. "I'm what? Stratusfying?" Trish asks
with a laugh.

Evan blushes as he looks at Trish's tits and he nods his head, "Yeah...
exactly..." Evan says as Trish puts her hands on his waist and easily pulls
him forward to have him sit on the couch as she stands up. Trish presses her
moist and perfectly pouty lips together as she stands in front of Evan
Bourne, locking her beautiful eyes with him as he watches her places her
hands onto her hips before moving her right hand to unbutton her black pants
and then lowering the zipper.

"Wow..." Evan says as he watches Trish teasingly lower the zipper of her
black pants. Evan licks his lips as he watches at Trish puts her hands on her
hips as she pushes her pants down from her gorgeous waist. Trish bites down
on her bottom lip as she cutely sways her hips from side to side, inching her
black pants down from her gorgeously tanned waist and down her smooth, tanned
legs before she steps out of her pants and kicks them to the side.

"Holy... moley..." Evan says as he looks at Trish's perfectly tanned legs.
Trish, remaining in a pair of hot black panties, cutely laughs as she steps
closer to Evan Bourne as he sits on the couch, his eyes widened with
amazement. Trish places her hands onto his shoulders and moves to straddle
his waist. Trish's black panties covered pussy rubs against his bare cock.

"Ohhhhh..." Evan moans as he feels the material of Trish's panties grind
against his cock. Evan slowly raises his hands up and places them on the
sides of Trish's tits as she rocks on his lap.

Trish sweetly smiles at Evan Bourne as she grinds her panties covered pussy
against his cock, smoothly rocking on his lap. " you want some
Stratusfaction, Evan?"

"Ohh yeah..." Evan nods his head as Trish grinds her panties covered pussy
against Evan's rock hard cock. Evan gently rubs Trish's beautiful tits with
his hands.

Trish playfully laughs as she places her hands onto his tanned chest and
smiles down at Evan. "Well...I'm sure you know what to do...."

"I do...." Evan says as Trish raises herself from his waist so that Evan can
pull her panties to the left to expose her pussy. Evan grips his cock with
his left hand holding it steady as Trish places her hands on his shoulders
before she begins to lower her hot tight and wet pussy onto his shaft.

"Mmmmm...ohhhh shit Evan..." Trish Stratus groans as she feels his cock
entering her tight pussy while she lowers herself down.

"Mmmmmm ohhhh man.... you're so... tight..." Evan groans as he feels the
warmth and tightness of Trish's pussy on his cock as she lowers herself all
the way down to where Evan's left hand is at the base of his dick. Trish
bites down on her bottom lip as she moves her hands from his shoulders back
to his chest and begins to smoothly rock on his shaft, working her wet pussy
against his cock.

"Mmmmm...." Evan moans as Trish rocks back and forth on his cock while he
holds it's steady with his left hand as he uses his right hand to keep
Trish's panties pulled to the right.

"Ohhhh...ohhhh that feels good Evan..." Trish moans as she smoothly moves her
hands against his tanned and toned chest, working her gorgeous body on his
cock, bouncing swiftly, feeling his cock working up into her pussy.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh.... ohhh yeah..." Evan moans as he lets go of the base of his
shaft so that he can put his left hand on Trish's waist as she bounces up and
down on his dick.

"Ohhhh...ohhh Evan..." Trish moans and tilts her brunette head back as she
rocks back and forth on his cock, working her wet pussy against his shaft.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh yeah... mmm..." Evan moans as he begins to thrust his cock
upward into Trish's pussy. Evan slides his left hand on Trish's waist as she
rocks back when she lifts herself on his cock before she rocks forward when
she drops down on it.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhh yeah..." Trish moans as her juicy tits begin to bounce as she
moves smoothly on Evan Bourne's cock, feeling him thrusting up into her pussy
as well.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Evan groans as Trish leans towards him as she bounces on his
pistoning cock. Evan lets go of Trish's panties so that the material grinds
against his cock as she rides him. Trish leans her head down and softly
kisses the side of his neck while she bounces up and down on his cock,
grinding herself smoothly.

"Mmmmmm... " Evan moans as Trish kisses the side of his neck. Evan places
both of his hands behind Trish on her ass cheeks as she grinds herself on his
stiff, thrusting cock.

"Mmmmmm! Ohhhhh Evan..." Trish groans as she rocks forward on his cock,
feeling his hands resting on her nicely tanned and juicy ass.

"Ahhhh mmmm.... this is... awesome..." Evan moans as gropes Trish's ass with
his hands as grinds her hot wet pussy on his large cock. Trish leans back
slightly and grits her teeth as she bounces quickly on his cock, matching the
pace of him thrusting upward into her pussy.

"Ohhhhh.... you're so... Stratusfying..." Evan moans as Trish keeps bouncing
on his cock as she leans back on his shaft. Evan moves his hands to Trish's
waist and lifts her up off of his long, fat and rock hard cock.

"Hey!" Trish says with a laugh as Evan removes her from his cock. "That
wasn't very nice Evan..." Trish says with a playful smile. "You just remember
who's in charge tonight..."

"I know..." Evan smiles, "I just... well you know..." Evan says as he leans
forward once Trish stands up. Evan puts his hands on Trish's waist and slides
her panties down from her beautiful hips. Trish presses her soft lips
together as she steps out of her black panties once Evan lowers them down to
her feet. Evan brings his hands back up to Trish's waist and guides her back
onto the couch before he lays on his side. Trish lays on her side in front of
Evan and raises her left leg up to allow the high-flying Superstar to easily
guide his cock back into her pussy.

"Ohhhhh...mmmm that's good Evan...know how to please the boss..." Trish
Stratus replies with a cute laugh as she closes her eyes and enjoys the
feeling of Evan Bourne pumping his shaft into her pussy.

"Ahhhh.... mmm..." Evan moans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Trish's
pussy from behind. Evan reaches over Trish with his left hand and he places
it on her left tit as he fucks her. Trish grits her teeth and leans her head
back against Evan Bourne's shoulder as she moves her body smoothly against
Evan's toned body and his thrusting cock.

"Ohhhhhh ahhhh mmmm..." Evan moans as he firmly drives his cock into Trish's
pussy as she arches her left leg back over Evan's legs. Evan flicks his left
hands fingers against Trish's left nipple as he drills her on the couch.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhh shit..." Trish Stratus lustfully moans as she grinds her
nicely toned and tanned, juicy ass against his waist as he pumps deeply into
her pussy.

"Ahhhhhh ohhhhh man.... mmmm..." Evan moans as he pumps his cock deeper into
Trish's wet pussy as her juicy ass hits against his waist when she pushes
back against him. Evan slides his left hand from Trish's tit and places it on
her hip as he speeds up his thrusts.

"Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh Evan!" Trish moans loudly as she moves on the couch against
Evan Bourne as he drills his cock quickly into her wet pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhhh ohhhh... ahhh..." Evan Bourne moans as Trish pushes against him
as he fucks her. Gradually Evan starts to turn onto his back and Trish turns
with him so that she's mounted on top of the hot young high-flyer. Trish
leans her brunette head back as she is now completely on top of Evan Bourne,
with her back facing him. Trish places her hands onto his toned chest as she
starts to freely bounce on his cock, sweat dripping from her gorgeously
tanned body.

"Ohhh yeah Trish... mmm...' Evan moans as places his hands on Trish's lower
back in order to keep her steady as she bounces up and down on his cock. Evan
bends his legs so that his feet are flat against the couch cushion as he
starts to drive his cock sharply up into the ex-blond haired now brunette
Trish Stratus's pussy.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhh yeah!" Trish moans louder as she lowers herself completely
and firmly on his cock, feeling his entire shaft up inside of her wet pussy.

"Ahhhhhh.... ahhhh awww..." Evan moans as he feels Trish's juicy ass smacking
down on his waist as she bounces on his pistoning dick.

"Ohhhhh...Evan...ohhhhh you're not all hype! You're the fucking real
thing..." Trish groans as she lowers her quickly on Evan's shaft, sweat
dripping from her golden brown tanned body.

"Ohhhhhh wow Trish.... ahhhh mmmm..." Evan moans as keeps herself lowered on
Evan's cock as he quickly pumps it in and out of her pussy as she lays back
on top of him.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh..." Trish moans and licks her lips as her pussy begins to
tighten around Evan Bourne's cock.

"Ohhhhhh ahhhh..." Evan moans as Trish lays on top of him as he keeps his
cock thrusting into her tightening wet pussy. Trish grits her teeth tightly
as she begins to cum on Evan's cock as she lays perfectly on his body. Evan
grits his teeth as Trish cums on his cock as he keeps pumping it in and out
of her hot pussy while his shaft begins to throb.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhh Evan...ohhhh..." Trish moans as she grinds against his
pulsating shaft as he deeply drills her tight pussy. Evan keeps his pace
quick and with Trish now grinding herself on his throbbing cock, Evan's shaft
pops out of her pussy when she slides a bit too far back on his toned, tanned
and sweaty body. Trish licks her lips as she moves to straddle Evan Bourne's
sweat coated chest and lays down onto of him, now facing the opposite
direction, taking his cock with her left hand and hungrily guiding it to her

"Mmmmmmm...." Evan moans as the gorgeous brunette starts to eagerly bob her
head up and down on his cock. Evan places his hands on Trish's ass cheeks as
she scoots back further on his body so that her soaking wet pussy is above
his face. With Trish sucking his throbbing cock, Evan lifts his head up to
lap his tongue against Trish's pussy and he can taste some of her sweet
delicious cum.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmm" Trish gently moans against Evan Bourne's cock as she feels
his tongue flicking against her wet and warm pussy. Trish turns her head
gently on Evan's cock, teasing his pulsating shaft with her tongue.

"Mmmmm.... mmmm!" Evan moans against Trish's pussy as he collects her cum
from it as she whips her tongue against his throbbing cock. Evan lowers his
head and grits his teeth as his cock starts to erupt with thick streams of
cum shooting out of the piss slit.

"Mmmmmmmm!" Trish Stratus moans as she tightly presses her soft lips on his
cock as his warm cum sprays into her incredible soothing mouth.

"Ohhhhh.... ahhhh..." Evan moans as his cock throbs and pulsates with each
burst of cum that shoots from his dick. Evan pumps so much cum into Trish's
mouth that her mouth is nearly over-flowing. Trish slowly lifts her head from
Evan Bourne's cock as her lips are coated with cum. Trish moves to sit up on
Evan's chest and slowly licks her lips.

"Ahhhhh how did I do.... boss?" Evan asks as he doesn't see Trish tilting her
head down to spit some of Evan's cum onto her perfectly tanned tits before
she swallows the rest.

Trish glances over her shoulder and smiles back at Evan Bourne. "I'm pretty
damn impressed..."

"Really?" Evan asks with a smile.

Trish nods her head and smirks " have a bright future..."


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