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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Brooke Knows Best: Hulk Approved Date
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

In early July 2006, second generation wrestler Harry Smith is shaking his
head at the drama that was an arranged date between him and Brooke Hogan,
which was set up by Hulk Hogan and was filmed for a season 3 episode of
'Hogan Knows Best'. "Man... this was nuts..." Harry says as he puts on his
jacket while he stands in foyer of the Hogans's new home in Miami, Florida.
"I should've just gone back to Tampa..." Harry says as he checks to make sure
he has his car keys as Brooke Hogan comes down the stairs.

Brooke, dressed in a pair of black pants and a hot pink top, shakes her head
as she reaches the bottom of the stairs. "Sorry about that..." Brooke begins
to apologize before she pauses and looks at Harry Smith. "Are you leaving

"Well yeah..." Harry nods his head as he looks at Brooke, "Since you didn't
like me, there's... kinda no point in me hanging around..." Harry adds with a
bit of a laugh.

Brooke raises an eyebrow and laughs a bit. "What? Why would you think that?"

"The apparent cold shoulder you gave me during dinner..." Harry replies.

Brooke shakes her head. "Oh...that?" Brooke then smiles. "It's not you..."

"Oh?" Harry asks with a confused look on his face.

Brooke nods her head "Yeah...I was just a little pissed about my mother and
dad doing this bet over my dating life..."

"A bet over your dating life?" Harry asks as he tries not to laugh, "No
offense, but... that's kinda messed up..."

Brooke crosses her arms and starts to laugh, with a sweet smile directed at
Harry Smith. "Yeah...well that is nothing compared to some of the other
things my dad has done when it comes to me dating..."

"Um yeah I saw the GPS thing he did to you during season one..." Harry says
with a nod of understanding.

Brooke nods her head "Yeah..." Brooke pauses for a moment. " parents
and Nick are going out soon to make an appearance for the new season...if you
want...maybe you could stay and...I don't know...hang out..."

"Um sure..." Harry nods his head, "Could be fun..."

"Cool..." Brooke smiles and then shrugs her shoulders. "Maybe we could hang
out in the pool."

"Cool... but um... I don't have any swim trunks with me..." Harry laughs

"You could borrow one of Nick's..."

"You sure he won't mind?"

"Nah...and if he does, I'll just kick his butt!"

"Okay sounds good to me then..." Harry laughs.

* * *

A short time later after Hulk, Linda and Nick Hogan have left, Harry Smith is
exiting the back of the house wearing a pair of Nick Hogan's swim trunks that
are clearly too small for him. "Your brother really needs to fill out..."
Harry says as he approaches Brooke as she waits by the pool.

Brooke laughs and turns her head to look at Harry Smith. "It's kinda hot..."
Brooke says as she stands up from her seat and removes her towel to expose
her gorgeously toned, tanned body while sporting a white bikini top and

"Fuck..." Harry says under his breath as he takes a look at Brooke, "Speaking
of hot..."

Brooke presses her lips together and looks at Harry Smith with a raised
eyebrow. "Did you say something?" Brooke asks as she starts to move over
toward the luxurious pool.

"Yeah you look great..." Harry says as he steps towards the pool as well
while trying not to stare at Brooke.

"Oh...well thanks..." Brooke says with a smile before she sits down on the
edge of the pool, sticking her nicely smooth, tanned and long legs into the
cool water. Brooke turns her head and looks up at Harry Smith as he
approaches, squinting her eyes to block the sun. " were saying at
dinner that you are going into wrestling like your dad did?"

"Well I'm kinda already in... been wrestling a couple of years... and just
signed with the WWE back in the spring..." Harry says with a proud smile.

"Oh cool!" Brooke says with a nod of her head. "Yeah, my dad keeps telling me
that Vince McMahon is always bugging him about me joining, but...I just don't
think wrestling is really my thing..." Brooke says before she pats her hand
at the spot next to her. "You can sit down..."

"Thanks..." Harry says as he carefully lowers himself to sits down on the
edge of the pool without causing Nick's trunks to rip. Once he's successfully
seated, Harry lowers his legs into the pool water. "Wrestling is strange
business... I've learned that being just from a famous family, a lot of
people get jealous easily..."

Brooke shrugs her shoulders. "I don't know...I just don't think I
know the look..."

"Oh you got the look... you're a total babe..." Harry blurts out before
quickly saying, "Sorry..."

Brooke smiles and turns slightly to face Harry Smith. "Babe?" Brooke asks
with a laugh.

"Um yeah..." Harry says as his face reddens slightly, "You got a great
look... killer body... great hair..."

Brooke smiles and looks into Harry's eyes. "Shut up..." Brooke says softly.

"All right..." Harry replies with a nod of his head.

Brooke leans closer to Harry Smith before she leans her head forward and
presses her soft lips against his firm lips as she starts to kiss the son of
the British Bulldog.

"Mmmm..." Harry Smith moans as the daughter of Hulk Hogan kisses him. At
nearly the same time the two part their lips to slide their tongues into the
other's mouth.

"Mmmmmm..." Brooke softly moans as well as she moves her tongue gently around
inside of Harry's mouth as she feels his hand on the small of her back.

Harry moves his tongue against Brook's tongue while he uses his hand to help
scoot her closer to himself.

Brooke places her hands onto Harry's arms as she slides her tongue smoothly
against his tongue, while her lips gently rub and press against his lips.

"Mmmm..." Harry moans as he and Brooke's kiss gradually becomes more
lustfully as she leans more towards him which allows Harry to slide his hand
from her lower back to her bikini bottom covered ass.

Brooke starts to gradually breath heavily as she moves her tongue between his
tongue and the inside of his mouth, while she continues to kiss him, while
feeling his hand rubbing against her bikini bottom covered ass.

Harry bats his tongue against Brookes as he returns her kiss while he lightly
rubs her bikini bottom covered backside before giving it a slight squeeze.

Brooke slowly moves her hands from Harry's arms to his nicely muscular and
tanned chest as she pushes her tongue further into his mouth.

"Mmmmm..." Harry moans as Brooke probes his mouth with her rather skillful

Brooke slowly leans her head back and breaks the kiss before she looks at
Harry and blushes. "Oh my god...I...ummm...I'm sorry..." Brooke apologizes
with her hands still on his chest.

"It's... ummm no problem..." Harry says as he keeps his hand on Brooke's ass.

Brooke laughs a bit. "I'm not normally like that..." Brooke says.

"It's cool Brooke... it was hot and surprising..." Harry smile as he rubs her
ass as she slightly moves her hands against he chest.

Brooke blushes against and lowers her head slightly as she notices the bulge
of the fairly tight swimming trunks that his wearing. "Oh gosh..." Brooke
says and then laughs.

"What's so funny?" Harry asks.

"Ummmm...I don't know how to say this..." Brooke replies before she pauses
and looks down.

Harry looks down and he sees the swimming trunks he's wearing is straining
against his bulging crotch, "Oh... ummm well... if you need further proof you
have 'the look'...." Harry says jokingly as he blushes a bit.

Brooke presses her lips together and nods her head. "Ummm...maybe we should
do something about that..." Brooke says before she shrugs her shoulders. "My
friend Ashley said that it's real unhealthy for guys to just let it happen
without doing anything about it..." Brooke explains.

"Oh really?" Harry asks.

Brooke nods her head. "Yeah, that's what she said!" Brooke nearly exclaims.

"Well if it's true... I guess we better follow your friend's advice..." Harry

" we do that?" Brooke asks, clearly showing her inexperience.

Harry licks his lips, "Well... first... we get naked... but... do you... want
to out here... or go inside?" Harry asks.

Brooke shrugs her shoulders. "Ummm...what do you want?"

"Ummm let's go we're comfortable..." Harry says with a smile.

"Ok...." Brooke replies with a smile.

* * *

A short time later in Brooke Hogan's bedroom, Brook is sitting on her large
bed with wide-eager eyes as Harry Smith proceeds to carefully lower the her
brother's swim trunks from his muscular waist. Gradually, Harry's large,
meaty and nearly fully harden Canadian cock and his equally impressive balls
are freed and Harry lets out a slight groan with his equipment being freed
from the swim trunks.

Brooke smiles. "Wow...that's huge!"

"Thanks..." Harry grins as he steps out of the swimtrunks before he
approaches the bed. "You're going to get out of that bikini?" Harry asks

"Of course!" Brooke replies with a laugh as she sits up on the bed and starts
to untie her white bikini top from her upper body to expose her nicely
rounded, perky and tanned tits.

"Damn..." Harry says with a grin as he looks at Brooke's round, perky tits.

Brooke laughs a bit as she sits up on her knees on the bed and starts to push
her bikini bottoms down from her waist to expose her nicely shaved and moist

Harry licks his lips as he checks out Brooke's snatch, "Lay back..." Harry
says as Brooke slides her bikini bottoms off of her legs. When she does,
Harry gently spreads her legs apart and leans down to flick his tongue
against her pussy.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh gosh..." Brooke moans and takes a quick breath as she feels
his tongue against her wet pussy.

As he flicks his tongue against Brooke's cunt, Harry kneels next to the bed
to that he can taste more areas of her sweet pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh gosh..." Brooke Hogan moans and arches her back slightly.

Harry places his hands on Brooke's thighs as he darts his tongue against her

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh gosh...ohhhhhh..." Brooke moans and bites down on her bottom
lip as her stunning body squirms as she feels his tongue plunging deeper into
her snatch.

Harry bobs his head a bit as he tongue-fucks Brooke's hot wet pussy as she
grinds her hips and pushes herself against his face.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh!" Brooke groans and leans her head back against the

"Mmmmm...mmmmm..." Harry moans as he works his tongue in and out of Brooke's

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhhh damn...ohhhhhhh!" Brooke moans.

Harry Smith lifts his head up from Brooke Hogan's pussy and grins, "Like
that?" Harry asks.

Brooke opens her eyes and looks at him before she smiles and nods her head
"Oh yeah..."

Harry moves on to the bed as Brooke scoots back a bit so that he can kneel
between her gorgeous legs. Gently, Harry guides his large thick cock into
Brooke's pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Brooke moans and grits her teeth and closes her eyes
as she feels his large cock sliding into her nicely warm and wet pussy.

"Ahhh shit..." Harry groans as he feels how tightly Brooke's pussy squeezes
his invading cock. Gradually, Harry begins to thrust his cock in and out of
Brooke's cunt as she places her hands on his arms.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Brooke moans softly as she moves back and forth on the
surface of the bed as she sits up slightly with his cock thrusting into her.

"Mmmmm ahhhh fuck..." Harry groans as he slowly builds up momentum as he
fucks the daughter of Hulk Hogan.

Brooke moves her legs and wraps her smooth, tanned legs around his muscular
waist as she moves smoothly against his cock.

As he pumps his cock in and out of Brooke's cunt, Harry leans down a bit and
flicks his tongue against her lips, getting Brooke to part her lips before he
proceeds to kiss her.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Brooke moans and closes her eyes as she slides her tongue
against his tongue starting to kiss the son of the British Bulldog once again
as he steadily pumps his cock into her.

"Mmmmm..." Harry moans into Brooke's mouth as he drives his cock deeply and
firmly into her hot wet and tight twat.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmm..." Brooke moans and slaps her tongue against Harry's tongue
as her gorgeous body moves against his body as he thrusts into her.

Harry slaps his tongue against Brooke's tongue and continues to do so as he
breaks the kiss as he hammers her pussy.

Brooke groans and arches her back, leaning her head back against the bed's
pillows as she feels his cock deeply thrusting into her.

"Awww fuck... mmmm damn..." Harry moans as he keeps driving his cock into
Brooke's pussy as she unwraps her legs from his waist. Harry pulls his large
thick cock out of Brooke's cunt and turns her over onto her stomach. Harry
then smirks as Brooke raises herself up to all fours and as she looks back at
him, Harry guides his cock back into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Brooke moans and bites down on her bottom lip as she
rocks back on her knees, lightly pushing against his rock hard cock.

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." Harry groans as he lets Brooke control the pace as she
pushes back against him

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh...ohhhhh..." Brooke moans and gradually pushes back at a
quicker pace, with her nicely tanned ass lightly smacking against his waist.

"Ahhhh... mmm..." Harry moans as he increases his speed to match Brooke's

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Brooke moans as she places her hands in front of her
on the bed, as she rocks forward on her knees with his cock pumping into her.

"Ahhhh yeah... mmmm fuck..." Harry groans firmly rams his cock into Brooke's
cunt, causing his balls to smack between her thighs with every thrust.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Brooke lustfully moans.

Harry keeps a steady pace of briskly and firmly driving his cock deeply into
Brooke's cunt, causing her to jolt forward in response.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhhhh!" Brooke Hogan moans as her nicely rounded ass
smacks loudly against his waist as he pulls her back.

The son of the British Bulldog repeatedly plows his cock into Brooke's cunt.
"Hold... ahhh... on..." Harry grunts as he pulls Brooke on top of himself as
rolls over onto his back.

Brooke sits up on his cock and places her hands behind her onto his muscular
chest and begins to smoothly bounce up and down on his cock.

"Mmmm ahhhh yeah ride that dick Brooke..." Harry moans as Brooke surprises
him with how quickly she takes to bouncing on his large Canadian dick.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...." Brooke moans as she nods her head and obediently
bounces up and down at a quicker pace, while rocking smoothly forward.

Harry licks his lips as he places his hands against Brooke's lower back,
giving her extra support as she bounces and rocks on his large cock before he
starts to thrust it up into her.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh!" Brooke moans loudly as she starts to
bounce swiftly with his cock ramming firmly up into her wet pussy.

"Mmmm ahhhh fuck..." Harry groans as Brooke bounces on his upward thrusting
cock as if it was a trampoline.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh!" Brooke Hogan moans and closes her eyes as
her pussy starts to tighten around his shaft.

Harry's cock begins to throb slightly as he keeps thrusting it up into
Brooke's tightening snatch as she continues to eagerly bounce on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh..." Brooke moans and sharply grinds down on his cock as
she starts to cum.

"Ahhhh yeah... awww..." Harry groans as he feels Brooke's juices flow over
his throbbing cock.

Brooke turns her head and looks back at Harry Smith, while she continues to
bounce up and down on his cock, feeling more force.

"Mmmmm... you ever sucked cock Brooke?" Harry asks with a moan as Brooke
bounces and rocks on his cock which throbbing more noticeably with every
passing moment.

Brooke cutely blushes and shakes her head. ""

"Mmmm it's easy... just... take my cock in your mouth and suck on it like a
lollipop..." Harry moans as he lifts Brooke up off of his cock.

Brooke laughs a bit "Ok..."

Moving off of the bed to stand up, Harry grins at Brooke as she moves to sit
at the edge of the bed where she comes 'face to face' with his large and
thick throbbing cock that is dripping with her cum.

Brooke places her right hand around Harry Smith's large cock and parts her
soft, pouty lips to open her mouth and takes him into her nicely wet and warm

"Mmmmm..." Harry moans as Brooke takes only a few inches of his cock into her
mouth before she begins to bob her head on it.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...mmmmmmm...." Brooke Hogan moans as she places her hands
gently on his waist as she bobs her head at a smooth pace, with her lips
moving on his shaft.

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." Harry moans as Brooke smoothly bobs her head on his dick.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh...." Brooke moans as she steadily works her head back
and forth on his cock, working her head further down on his cock. Despite her
lack of experience, the daughter of Hulk Hogan is pleasingly impressing Harry

"Awwww shit... mmmm..." Harry Smith moans loudly as Brooke Hogan takes to
sucking cock like a duck takes to water.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh..." Brooke moans as she turns her blond haired head lightly
on his cock, before lowering her head further down which results in her
slightly gagging.

Harry grits his teeth as his cock tenses sharply when the head of his tool
hits the back of Brooke's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmm! Gahhhhhhhhh!" Brooke moans and gags more loudly as the head
of his cock reaches the very back of her mouth.

"Awwww fuck... mmmm damn..." Harry moans as Brooke completely swallows his
large and fat cock.

Brooke lifts her beautiful eyes up and looks at Harry as she presses her lips
tightly around his cock, dropping her head just a bit further.

"Ahhhh fuck Brooke...mmmm..." Harry moans as his cock is throbbing so heavily
within Brooke's mouth, the shaft is practically bouncing onto her tongue.

Brooke gently slides her tongue against the bottom side of his shaft as she
softly bobs her head back and forth.

"Mmmmm damn Brooke... ahhh keep that up... and I'm gonna cum in your
mouth..." Harry moans as he clenches his teeth as Brooke works her tongue
against the underside of his pulsating cock as she bobs her head repeatedly.

Brooke lifts her head slightly off of Harry's cock, however, she keeps the
head of his shaft inside of her mouth as she continues to bob her head

Harry breathes heavily as Brooke sucks on the top portion of his cock as she
brings her left hand to his shaft and begins to stroke it slightly.
"Ahhhhhh..." Harry groans loudly as he suddenly begins to cum inside of
Brooke Hogan's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Brooke moans as his warm cum floods her mouth and she smoothly
bobs her head, letting the sweet load travel to the back of her mouth and
then swallows.

"Ahhh fuck... mmmmm shit..." Harry moans as Brooke keeps the upper portion of
his erupting cock within her mouth while she gently strokes the bottom half
until she is certain he is finished cumming.

Brooke slowly lifts her head off of Harry's cock and tilts her head back to
swallow the remainder of the cum, which leaves a single drop on her bottom

"Mmmmm fuck... incredible..." Harry says with a moan.

Brooke smiles and looks at Harry Smith as she moves to lay back on the bed.
" enjoyed it?"

"Oh yeah I did...for sure..." Harry nods his head as he sits on the edge of
Brooke's bed.

"I hope know...makes up for earlier..."

"It does... but I got a question..."

Brooke presses her lips together and looks at Harry. "Yeah?"

"Did your friend really say it was unhealthy for guys to get hard without
doing anything about it?" Harry asks.

Brooke nods her head "Yeah...she said that..." Brooke says before she shrugs
her shoulders. "Ashley also said it takes 24 hours for a guy to get hard

"No offense... but your friend is wrong about that.." Harry grins.

"She is?" Brooke asks curiously.

"Yeah... a guy can get hard again after a few minutes if they are in really
good condition..." Harry says.

"Oh...." Brooke replies with a nod of her head.

"If you want... I could show you..."

Brooke bites down on her bottom lip and smiles a bit. "Well...I wouldn't want
you to feel weird or anything..."

"Oh it's not a problem for me... if you want to enter wrestling.. it probably
helps if you know what guys are capable of..."

Brooke shakes her head. "Wrestling isn't my thing....but I guess I could find
out if Ashley is wrong...if you want to..."

"Sure..." Harry nods his head as he turns a bit on the bed so that Brooke can
see that he is indeed getting hard again.

Brooke smiles and sweetly looks at Harry. "I guess there's just one thing
left to know..."

"What's that?"

" do you want me?" Brooke asks with a laugh.

"Hmmm how about you get on top... but this time face me..." Harry replies and
he smirks as Brooke eagerly nods her head.


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