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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

CR.A.J. In Lust
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

It was all too easy... actually no, it was exactly as she expected, after all, being petite and being able to look oh so innocent and sweet makes it quite easy to get what one wants, particularly from star struck hotel employees who would do anything for an autograph and a photo. In fact, it makes her laugh, particularly with how since her love life is on displayed on national television, getting sympathy and pity for being dumped like garbage by a self centered jerk has resulted in her being able to get more of things that she wanted. Reduced rates on car rentals, upgrades on hotel accommodations, and even a complementary late night meal have just been some of the perks she's been able to get, not to mention learning about the things of that has happened in this very Louisiana hotel that got her interest the most

Ooops, got to remember to stay quiet, she thinks as she kneels in the small closet and peaks through the key hole, watching as WWE Champion CM Punk enters the hotel room and dumps his luggage on the floor, due to being on an exhausting tour of South America for the past several days. Licking her lips, she watches as Punk strips out of his clothing as he makes his way to the bathroom. Now where was she, oh yes, the things she learned, there was first the psychotic couple of Victoria and Stevie Richards broken into the room when Trish Stratus had it back in 2003 just for a bit of Stratusfaction regardless if Trish wanted to give it or not, and word was, she was more than willing to give it after a bit of convincing.

Hmm what's he up to... oh, no shower for him as usual... she smiles as she continues to peak through the keyhole as a naked CM Punk comes out of the bathroom and goes to the bed. Licking her lips as she gets a good view of Punk's cock, she can't help be think about some of the other Superstars and Divas on the roster who have been overly sympathetic towards to her the past couple of months. From John Cena's massive hole-stretching fuck stick to the Diva and Superstar taming strap-on of Beth Phoenix to the big black tool of Kofi Kingston to the white as snow Irish hammer of Sheamus, being so dejected has certainly worked out to her advantage in terms of people wanting to 'cheer her up'.

Of course, realizing this, figuring out the best way to get back at her now ex-boyfriend was to of course try and work her way into being with another World Champion and while she liked Sheamus, she knew how much it would eat at her ex if she pursued CM Punk. Granted Punk has been very uncertain of her motives because of his intense championship rivalry with her ex, but she knows that like everyone else, Punk would love to fuck her silly and regardless of how reluctant... she was going to give him that chance...

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At 2 AM, CM Punk groans as he lays asleep on his hotel room bed as one by one his arms are tied tightly to the cheap wooden head board of the bed by AJ, who takes a long moment to admire the tattooed naked body of the reigning WWE Champion. Dressed in one of CM Punk's gray 'Best in the World' t-shirts that she cut to show off quite a bit of her own cleavage, AJ moves to kneel on the bed between CM Punk's legs where she gets an up close look at his flaccid cock, which even in its current state, is very mouth watering with how long and thick it is.

AJ bites down on her bottom lip and her slightly crazed eyes lighten up at the sight of CM Punk's cock. AJ jumps forward with her petite body and drops down onto his stomach.

"OOOOF!" Punk lets out a groan and his eyes fly open as the 90-plus pound Diva lands on his midsection, "What... the fuck..." Punk groans as AJ knocked the air out of him.

AJ smiles excitedly as she presses her shoulders up. "Hey Punk!" AJ says with a laugh.

Punk raises an eyebrow as he looks up at the WWE's resident Geek Goddess, "Ummmm hi AJ... what the hell are you doing on top of me?" Punk asks.

AJ presses her perky lips together and places her hands onto his bare toned and tattoo covered chest. "Oh...well I didn't get a chance to talk to you after the show tonight...but like I really wanted to say how hot and awesome it was with what you did to Daniel Bryan..." AJ says with a laugh before she looks at him with a crazed smirk.

"Okay... and... you broke into my hotel room to tell me that?" Punk asks as he starts to sit up, and only now does he realize that his arms are tied wooden head board, "What the..."

AJ laughs and pats her hands against his chest. "You're like so cool Punk..." AJ pauses and quickly turns her head, cocking her head slightly to look at CM Punk. "Do you like candles, Punk!?"

"Ok... what the fuck is going through that crazy little head of yours?" Punk asks as he tries to pull his arms free while not answering AJ's question.

AJ scrunches her nose up " Crazy?" AJ asks as she leans forward while on top of CM Punk and reaches toward the nightstand. "I'm not crazy!" AJ says with a slightly crazed laugh as she begins her hand back toward her, holding a white wax candle.

"Right..." Punk says as he gives AJ his trademark 'unimpressed' look before the glances at the candle that she's holding, "And what are you going to do with that..."

"Oh nothing..." AJ says with as she reaches in her low-cut CM Punk t-shirt and removes a lighter. "Did I tell you know cool it was that you beat Daniel Bryan...I mean I got like so wet!" AJ says with a laugh as she proceeds to light the candle.

"Okay... and... what does that have to do with you lighting a candle... while sitting on top of me while I'm tied to the bed?" Punk asks as he keeps his eyes on the now lit wax candle.

AJ casually shrugs her shoulders and laughs. "I don't know...I just thought this would fun...and you know...crazy..." AJ pauses and look directly at Punk. "But I'm totally not crazy..." AJ says while the wax of the candle begins to drip from the heat of the flame. AJ holds the candle out and watches intently as the wax drips off of the candle and down onto his chest.

"AHHHHH FUCK! You CRAZY BITCH! HELP!" Punk screams out as more of the hot wax drips down onto his tattoo covered chest.

AJ tilts her head back and psychotically laughs as she holds the candle above his chest letting the wax continue to drip down.

"AWWW! SHIT! HELP! FOR FUCKS SAKE!" Punk screams out.

AJ's adorable, but mischievously crazed eyes lower and she pouts her lips in concern. "Oh gosh...are you ok, Punk?" AJ asks.

"NO I'm not OKAY you SICK FUCK!" Punk snaps at the kooky Diva.

AJ frowns and sadly lowers her head. "Oh...gosh, I'm sorry Punk..." AJ says as she leans forward and sets the candle back onto the surface of the nightstand. "Should I make you feel better?" AJ asks as she turns her head and looks at him with her crazed widen eyes.

"You should fucking untie me that's what you should do!" Punk yells.

AJ scrunches her nose up cutely and shakes her head. "No...that won't be any fun..." AJ says before she slides down CM Punk's body and positions herself on her knees between his legs, placing her left hand around his cock.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Punk says as he lifts his head up but can't see what AJ is doing but does feel her hand around his limp shaft.

AJ looks up at CM Punk with a sweet smile. "I'm gonna blow you...duh! What did you think!?" AJ says with a slightly crazed laugh before she lowers her head and takes his limp cock into her mouth.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Punk lets out a moan as AJ wraps her soft lips around his cock and begins to bob her head on it as his shaft begins to rise to occasion.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm!" AJ moans, wrapping her perky lips around CM Punk's cock as she eagerly bobs her head back and forth.

"AHhhhh ahhh..." Punk moans as AJ rapidly lifts and lowers her head up and down on his his now fully harden cock.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" AJ moans as she psychotically bobs her head and lowers her head further down on his cock.

"Ahhh god damn... awww..." Punk moans as AJ swallows more of his cock as she relentlessly sucks, slurps and slobbers on it.

AJ lifts her beautifully crazed eyes and looks at Punk as she wickedly and psychotically slaps her tongue against the head of his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Punk groans as AJ lifts her head off of his cock only to hold it firmly with her right hand as she drags her tongue up and down the sides of it as if it was a popsicle.

AJ psychotically laughs and smiles as she slides her tongue against his meaty shaft, while lapping her tongue over the head of his cock.

CM Punk grits his teeth as AJ can tell he's clearly enjoying what she's doing to his long, hard and meaty cock.

AJ lifts her head away from CM Punk's cock and excitedly sits up on her knees between CM Punk's legs. "Do you want your hands free?" AJ asks with a smile, while turning her head to look at him with her widely crazed eyes.

"Yes!" CM Punk replies, almost shouting as he nods his head.

"Ok!" AJ says with an excited smile before she jump forward again and drops down with a good amount of force on his stomach and midsection.

"OOOF! You crazy slut..." Punk groans as for the second time in fifteen minutes AJ knocks the wind out of him.

AJ presses her perky lips together. "You know...I really don't like it when people say that I'm crazy..." AJ begins to say as she leans forward while on top of CM Punk and reaches underneath the pillow next to Punk.

"Hey I dig crazy chicks... but you're taking this a bit far..." Punk relies as he looks up at AJ.

AJ raises an eyebrow and looks at CM Punk, creepily giving him an identical facial expression of when CM Punk does his unimpressed look. "But...I'm like totally not crazy at all..." AJ says as she pulls a knife out from underneath the pillow and sits straight up on his midsection and stomach.

"What the FUCK?! GET THE FUCK OFF ME WITH THAT!" Punk yells as he sees the knife that AJ is holding and he starts to frantically trying to pull himself free.

AJ presses her pouty lips together. "You really need to calm down, Punk..." AJ says with a laugh. "I mean...with you yelling like that people are going to think you're crazy..." AJ says as she carelessly swings the knife around with her hand while talking.

"I'm tied to this fucking bed and you're swinging a knife around... OF COURSE I'M GOING TO FUCKING YELL YOU NUT! HELP!" CM Punk shouts.

AJ scrunches her nose up. "Well you said that you wanted to be free...duh!?" AJ says with a laugh as she continues to carelessly swing the knife.

"You are insane!" Punk says as he looks at the knife as AJ seems to be getting even more careless with it.

"Now that isn't very nice Punk..." AJ says as she leans forward with the knife and starts to cut away at the left restraint.

"What?!" Punk asks as he AJ takes her time using the knife to cut through the rope that binds his left wrist to the headboard.

"Here I'm trying to help you and you're being very, very rude, mister..." AJ says with a laugh before she turns her attention to the right side.

Punk just stares at AJ as she cuts through the rope that's around his right wrist.

AJ smiles excitedly once she finishes cutting away the rope and sits up on him. "See! There we go!" AJ says before she carelessly raises the knife and throws it blindly over her shoulder.

The sound of the knife hitting the hotel room floor sends a sigh of relief through CM Punk before he grabs AJ by her arms and turns over on the bed to pin her down on it.

AJ's adorable, but creepily crazed eyes widen as she looks up at CM Punk. AJ begins to nervously laugh. "Oh...gosh're kinda scaring me're really getting crazy!"

"You break into my hotel room... tie me to my bed.... and nearly drop that knife on me... and you're calling ME crazy!?" Punk asks as he holds AJ down.

AJ presses her perky lips together and innocently looks up at CM Punk. "But I didn't drop the knife on you..."

"I said nearly..." Punk says as he looks down at the kooky Diva.

"I just wanted to tell you how awesome I think you are though..." AJ begins to say.

"You couldn't do that without acting crazy?!" Punk asks.

AJ narrows her eyes and glares up coldly at CM Punk. "I'm not crazy!" AJ snaps while she remains held down on the bed by Punk.

"Then what are...AWWW!" Punk starts to say before AJ brings her right knee up between his legs and into his crotch, causing Punk to roll off of her which allows AJ to push him onto his back so she can get back on top of him.

AJ presses her lips together and looks at CM Punk with her perky eyes. "Did I tell you that you are like the coolest guy ever?" AJ asks as she proceeds to lift her CM Punk t-shirt.

"Awww shit..." Punk groans after being kneed in the balls by AJ as she rocks back and forth on his torso.

"We're gonna have so much fun Punk!" AJ says as she licks her lips and places her hands down onto his toned, tattoo covered chest.

"What the..." Punk groans as AJ moves her hands all over his tattooed covered chest to his shoulders and then his arms before bringing her hands back to his chest.

AJ licks her lips and moves to lift herself off of CM Punk as she starts to push down her shorts.

Punk locks his eyes on AJ as she lowers her shorts down from her waist and legs.

"Are you ready to get crazy!? Huh!? Are you Punk!?" AJ asks excitedly before she moves back and drops down on his cock.

"Ahhhh fuck!" Punk moans as he feels AJ's snatch squeeze down on his cock as she impales herself on his large meaty tool.

"Mmmmmmmm that feels so good Punk! Doesn't it!?" AJ asks with a psychotic moan as she begins to eagerly rock back and forth on his cock.

"Ahhhh fucking crazy chicks...." Punk groans as he places his hands on AJ's slender hips as begins to thrust his cock upward into her cunt.

"Mmmmm...ohhhhh Punk...I'm not crazy...nope! Not at all!" AJ moans with a laugh as she tilts her head back, while rocking back and forth, grinding down on his cock.

"Mmmm crazy like a fox..." Punk moans as he thrusts his cock up into AJ's cunt as she bucks her hips back and forth as she rides him.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...ohhhhhh!" AJ moans as she eagerly bounces up and down on his cock, taking him deeper into her pussy.

"Ahhh... mmmm.... fuck..." Punk moans as he pumps his cock up into the kooky Diva's twat as she bounces up and down on his tool.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh gosh...Ohhhhhhh!" AJ moans as she rocks back on his cock, with her pussy lowering swiftly down on his cock.

"Awwww ahhhh..." CM Punk grunts as he thrusts his cock firmly and repeatedly into AJ's twat.

" like that like that?!" AJ asks excitedly as she swiftly bounces and rocks on his cock.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmm fuck..." Punk moans as AJ bounce and rocks repeatedly on his large meaty cock before she suddenly hops off of his shaft and gets on her hands in knees in one smooth motion. Taking the hint, CM Punk gets to his knees behind AJ, "This is for that knife... "Punk says as he proceeds to force his cock into AJ's asshole as she slyly smirks when she knows Punk can't see her face.

"Mmmmmmmmm....ohhhhh gosh..." AJ moans and licks her lips slyly as she rocks forward on her knees, with her petite body bouncing forward.

"Ahhhhhh..." CM Punk groans as he grabs AJ's hips as he starts to plow his cock in and out of her asshole.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh gosh...ohhhhhh!" AJ moans and closes her eyes as she rocks back and forth swiftly on her knees with his cock plowing deeply into her.

"Gotta love crazy chicks..." Punk groans as he drives his cock deeper and harder into AJ's juicy round backside as she rocks back against him.

"Mmmmmmm...gotta love guys who love crazy chicks..." AJ moans with a laugh as she rocks on her knees to eagerly push her adorable ass back against his waist and cock.

"Awwww... ahhhh mmmmm..." Punk moans as he hammers AJ's ass with firm and deep thrusts. Punk pulls AJ backwards as he leans to lay back on the bed, resulting in the petite, kooky Diva once again being mounted on his cock.

AJ eagerly sits up on top of Punk and places her hands behind her onto his chest as she starts to bounce up and down.

"Ahhhhh... awwww fuck..." CM Punk groans as AJ works her ass up and down on his meaty cock and Punk places his hands against AJ's lower back while again not seeing the sly smirk the kooky Diva has on her face.

"Mmmmmmmmm....ohhhhhh...ohhhhh gosh!" AJ moans and quickly rocks on his cock.

"Ahhhh mmmmm awww..." Punk groans as he appears to have forgotten all about AJ's actions earlier as he drives his cock up into her asshole.

"Ohhhhh gosh Punk! You are hot!" AJ moans as she swiftly drops down on his cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh... awwww fuck... mmmmm..." Punk moans as he plows his cock repeatedly up into AJ's ass before lifts herself off of his cock. Punk rolls to the side of the bed and stands up as AJ lays on it in front of him with her legs spread. Grabbing AJ by her legs, Punk pulls her to the edge of the bed so that he can easily ram his cock into her cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh...mmmmmm..." AJ moans as she slyly looks up at CM Punk as he pumps his cock into her pussy.

"Awwwww fuck... ahhhh..." CM Punk groans as he drives his cock into AJ's pussy as he pulls her towards himself, causing her to slide on the surface of the bed.

"'re so crazy Punk..." AJ groans.

"Ahhhh you're call me crazy?!" Punk asks with a groan as he drives his cock in and out of AJ's pussy.

AJ smiles and excitedly nods her head. "Oh yeah! You're like super duper crazy!" AJ says as she moves against his cock.

Punk shakes his head as he briskly thrusts his cock in and out of AJ's cunt as he lifts her hips higher up so that he's driving his cock at an angle into her twat.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhhh!" AJ moans as she rocks back and forth against the bed, grinding on his cock.

"Ahhhhh awww mmmm ahhh... " Punk groans as he leans his knees against the side of the bed as he holds AJ's lower body up and pumps his cock into her pussy at the same time.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh gosh...ohhhhhh!"

Punk pulls out of AJ's pussy and lets go of her hips, causing her lower body to drop back down on the bed. As AJ scoots back towards the middle of the bed, Punk kneels on it and grabs her legs in order to lift them up onto his shoulders. Leaning forward so that AJ is almost bent in half, Punk plunges his cock back into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhh gosh..." AJ groans and slyly smirks as she feels his cock begin to hammer into her ass.

"Ahhh fuck.... ahhh..." Punk groans as he pumps his cock in and out of AJ's asshole as she crosses her legs behind his head.

" you like me, Punk? Mmmmmm do you!?" AJ eagerly moans.

"Yeah... but you're... mmmm fucking nuts..." Punk grunts as he drives his shaft balls deep into AJ's ass.

"Mmmmmmm....but I thought you...ahhhhh like that?" AJ moans as she feels his cock slamming deeply into her.

"Ahhhh I do dig... crazy chicks..." Punk moans as he pounds AJ's ass as his cock begins to throb slightly.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm...gosh Punk you're so awesome..."

"Ahhhh awwww fuck... ahhhh mmmm..." CM Punk moans as he plows his throbbing cock repeatedly into AJ's ass.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhh Punk! I love you! Mmmmmm I fuckin' love you!"

"Ahhhh you're crazy AJ..." Punk moans as he pulls his cock out of AJ's ass as she unwraps her legs from around his head. Rising up to squat over AJ, Punk strokes begins to stroke his cock as he aims it down at AJ.

AJ widely smiles and looks directly up at CM Punk as she watches him stroke his throbbing cock.

"Ahhhh.... awwww fuck..." CM Punk moans as he soon begins to cum, and his warm thick load rains down on AJ's face.

AJ tilts her head back slightly and psychotically laughs as his warm cum drips down on her face.

"Ahhh shit... ahhh..." Punk groans as he keeps stroking his erupting cock until he's finished cumming at which time he moves to sit on bed.

AJ licks her lips and seductively looks at CM Punk with his cum dripping down her face.

"You're not hiding any other sharp objects around are you?" Punk asks.

AJ scrunches her nose up and innocently looks at CM Punk. "No...why would I have that?" AJ says with a cute laugh. "I'm not like crazy..." AJ says with a shake of her head before she stands up. "Can I use your shower?" AJ asks and then continues before Punk has a chance to respond. "Thanks!" AJ says as she presses her lips together and begins to skip in a perky manner toward the bathroom.

As AJ enters the bathroom and closes the door behind herself, Punk raises an eyebrow and smirks, "Gotta love crazy chicks..."


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