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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Classy Preparations
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

At his lavish home in Greenwich, Connecticut just days before his encounter
with the Ultimate Warrior at WrestleMania 12, the 'Connecticut Blueblood'
Hunter Hearst Helmsley is standing in his den, wearing black pants, a button
shirt and a smoking jacket, sipping on a glass of wine while listening to
Beethoven's 9th Symphony as his butler enters. "Master Helmsley... your guest
has arrived..." The butler says.

Hunter takes another sip of wine, "Show her in..." The snobbish WWF Superstar
says without even glancing at the butler.

"Very well sir..." The butler says and he leaves the room. A short time later
the butler returns, escorting a gorgeous blond haired woman into Hunter's den
and then leaves again, this time closing the door that leads into the room.
The woman looks around as Hunter does not immediately acknowledge her

Hunter finishes his wine and sets the glass down on a side-table before he
glances at the woman, "Welcome to my home Sable..." Hunter says.

Sable, dressed in an elegantly long and lavish black dress that perfectly
clings to her slender, seductively curved body, takes a moment to survey the
den of Hunter Hearst Helmsley. "Why Hunter...when you described this place
you certainly did not live up to the hype you portrayed of it. This places is
absolutely breath taking..." Sable comments.

"As you are..." Hunter says with a slight smirk.

Sable places her hands onto her gorgeously curved hips. "Now Mr.
Helmsley...or may I call you Hunter? You said that you had a business
proposition for me over the phone?"

"Hunter is fine... and yes we should get down to business," Hunter says
before clearing his throat. "For several weeks I have been escorted to the
ring by all types of gorgeous women, models, Playboy playmates, want-to-be
actresses... and this Sunday is the biggest event of the World Wrestling
Federation calendar. I am looking for a woman who will not only stun the
world, but also be able to prepare me properly for my match with a so
called legend."

Sable raises an eyebrow and laughs. "Wrestling? You must not be serious,
Hunter. Wrestling is for those bottom dwellers...not for people such as
us...not for the upper class of society..."

"Do not be so sure of that comment Sable, what better way to show the common
man that I am better by defeating them soundly at their own game," Hunter
smirks, "Besides, it is very amusing to watch them weep as I defeat their
heroes one by one..."

Sable pauses for a moment and presses her luscious, pouty lips together as
she steps closer to Hunter. "What would my benefit be, Hunter? If I were to

"Instant fame..." Hunter simply replies.

Sable raises an eyebrow and smirks as she looks at Hunter. "I have always has
a desire for that devil known as fame...." Sable says as she walks past
Hunter Hearst Helmsley before she turns back to face him.

"Which is why your services have came so highly recommended... but before you
will have to show me if your are qualified for the position..." Hunter says.

Sable softly laughs and crosses her hands below her chest. "Hunter, I can
assure you....I am more than qualified for any position you deem necessary"

"Many have made such assurances..." Hunter Hearst Helmsley says, "I will need
to see everything you have to offer otherwise I will find another..."

"How will you test my qualifications, Hunter?" Sable says as she moves to
step closer to Hunter Hearst Helmsley.

Hunter smirks, "I am positive a woman of your nature... already knows..."
Hunter says as he raises his left hand up to Sable's left cheek.

Sable slowly and elegantly licks her luscious, pouty lips as she feels his
fingers brush against her cheek. "I am more than prepared to show you all of
my qualifications..."

"Then show me...' Hunter says as he moves his left hand towards Sable's mouth
and brushes the tips of his fingers against her soft, pouty lips. Sable
gently brushes her soft, wet tongue against the tips of his fingers before
she places her hands onto his waist and begins to unbuckle his belt. Hunter
smirks slyly as Sable slides her tongue gently against the tip of his fingers
while she does his belt. Hunter then lowers his left hand and removes his
smoking jacket, which he proceeds to casually toss perfectly onto the armrest
of the leather armchair that is near the fireplace. Sable unhooks the belt
and smoothly slides the belt from the loops of his pants before she casually
sets the belt down. Sable leans her elegant and curved body in toward Hunter
and leans up to kiss his firm lips with her moist, pouty lips.

"Mmmm..." Hunter starts to return Sable's kiss as the gorgeous blond haired
woman proceeds to slide her tongue into his mouth. Sable places her hands
onto his muscular shirt covered chest and moves her hands delicately against
his expensive shirt, as her tongue slides against his strong tongue, moaning
softly into his mouth and kisses him. Hunter places his hands on Sable's
waist as she slides his tongue against her tongue as she continues to kiss
him. Sable seductively looks at Hunter as she gently breaks the kiss and
gives him a teasing smile before she takes a step back and elegantly lowers
herself down onto her knees in front of him.

"I see you know your place..." Hunter Hearst Helmsley says as Sable begins to
slide down his pants while he starts to unbutton his shirt.

Sable smirks as she glances up at Hunter and she pulls his pants down his
muscular legs and to his feet, where he then kicks his shoes off and steps
out his expensive pants. "Is that such a wrong thing?" Sable asks as she
seductively places her hands onto his knees as he stands and moves her hands
up against his muscular legs, moving towards his thighs.

"Not if you always remember where you belong..." Hunter says as Sable's hands
go up from his thighs towards his large, thick and semi-harden cock. Hunter
finishes unbuttoning his shirt, revealing his muscular and toned upper body.
Sable rubs her pouty and lusciously moist lips together as she places her
right hand around the base of Hunter's cock and smoothly guides her hand
along his shaft, feeling him begin to instantly harden. Hunter removes his
shirt and tosses it perfectly on top of his smoking jacket as Sable moves her
right hand back and forth along the length of his cock. Sable leans her blond
haired head forward and delicately brushes her wet, soft tongue against the
head of Hunter's cock, closing her eyes as she perfectly works her tongue
against the large head of his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Hunter Hearst Helmsley moans as Sable glides her tongue over the
head of his now fully harden cock. Sable flicks her wet tongue tenderly
against the head of Hunter's cock before she slides her wet tongue down from
the head to his long shaft, keeping her right hand on the base of his cock.
Hunter licks his lips as Sable tilts her head slightly as she slides her
tongue down the length of his cock until her tongue reaches her own hand at
the base of Hunter's cock.

"Ahhh..." Hunter moans as Sable's tongue travels back up to the head of his
cock. Once Sable reaches the head of his cock once again, she opens her mouth
and proceeds to lower her head to smoothly take his cock into her wet and
soothingly warm mouth. Sable presses her elegant lips around his shaft and
begins to gently bob her head back and forth.

"Mmmmm..." Hunter moans and he closes his eyes as Sable bobs her head
smoothly on his cock while keeping her right hand wrapped around the base of
his tool.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Sable lightly moans as her pouty, moist lips brush back
and forth gently against his rock hard cock as she moves her blond haired
head at a smooth pace, lightly rocking forward on her knees.

"Ahhh yes..." Hunter moans as Sable places her left hand on his waist as she
sucks and slurps lightly on his rock hard cock. Sable turns her head smoothly
on his cock to grind her pouty lips before she lowers her head further down
on his rock hard shaft, taking him deeper into her skilled mouth. Hunter
places his right hand on Sable's blond haired head as she works on swallowing
more of his impressive cock.

"Mmmmmmmmmm..." Sable moans around Hunter's cock as she perfectly takes his
cock deeper into her soothingly wet and warm mouth as she continues to
briskly bob her head back and forth.

"Ahhh... mmmm..." The Connecticut Blueblood continues to moan as Sable
swiftly bobs her head on his cock as she manages to deep throat his tool.
Sable removes her right hand from the base of his shaft and places both of
her hands onto his muscular waist as she starts to briskly and steadily bob
her head on his shaft, forcing him deep into her stunning mouth.

"Ahhhh... mmmm...." Hunter moans as he now places his left hand on Sable's
head as she bobs her head nonstop on his cock, taking his tool all the way
down to the base each time.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm...gahhhhh...gahhhhh...." Sable moans and slightly gags as
she rapidly moves her blond haired head, taking him as deep as possible while
briskly moving her head. Hunter smirks as Sable practically fucks her own
mouth with his cock as she continues to rapidly bob her head on his dick.

"Mmmmmmmm....mmmmmmm...." Sable moans and gently slaps her wet tongue against
the bottom side of Hunter's thick shaft, as she rapidly and smoothly moves
her head back and forth on his cock.

"Mmmmm impressive so far..." Hunter moans as Sable gradually lifts her head
up off of his saliva coated dick. Sable raises an eyebrow and looks up at
Hunter Hearst Helmsley with an elegant, but sly smirk on her face. Sable
scoots back on her knees and raises her hands to her slender, tanned
shoulders to lower the straps of her gorgeous and elegantly, perfectly
fitting black dress. Hunter wraps his right hand around his cock and strokes
his shaft lightly as he watches Sable slowly lower her black dress.

Sable seductively lowers the upper portion of her black dress down from her
chest to expose her incredibly large and juicy, tanned tits. Sable presses
her luscious lips together and looks up at Hunter before she stands up from
the floor and pushes the remains of her dress down from her hips.

"Magnificent..." Hunter says as he continues to stroke his cock as Sable
steps out of her dress. Sable steps over to the leather armchair near the
fireplace and places her right foot on the foot rest that is in front of the
chair. When Sable sticks her ass out and looks back at him with an enticing
smirk, Hunter walks behind Sable, places his left hand on her hip and uses
his right hand to guide his cock into her perfectly shaven, warm and wet

" excellent that feels..." Sable groans as she looks back
over her shoulder and looks gazes back at Hunter as she smoothly pushes back
while he starts to thrust into her.

"It feels perfect..." Hunter moans as he thrusts his cock firmly into Sable's
pussy. Hunter places his left hand on Sable's waist as Sable pushes back
against him.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Sable moans and licks her lips lightly as
she leans her head back and reaches forward to place her hands onto the back
of the leather arm chair as she smoothly pushes back against his long and
thick thrusting cock.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Hunter moans as he starts to increases the pace of his
thrusts as he drives his cock into Sable's tight wet snatch.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmm your ability is quite exquisite, Hunter..." Sable moans as
she begins to push back so that her gorgeously rounded and nicely toned,
tanned ass smacks back against his muscular waist.

"Of course it is..." Hunter replies arrogantly as Sable bends downward,
sliding her hands from the back of the leather armchair down to its armrests.
Sable rocks back and forth with one foot on the floor and the other on the
footrest as Hunter continues to fuck her.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...ohhh Hunter..." Sable moans and closes her eyes as
she feels his cock slamming into her wet pussy at quicker and firmer pace.
Hunter licks his lips as he drives his large cock harder and deeper into
Sable's pussy as he continues to ram himself into her repeatedly.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yes....ohhhhhh...." Sable moans as she lightly digs her
fingernails into the armrests of the leather arm chair as she feels his
firmly ramming into her wet pussy, causing her to rock quicker on her feet.
Hunter smirks as he watches Sable's perfectly round ass smack against his
waist as she rocks back to match his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh...ohhhhh....mmmmm that feels so perfect...mmmmm keeping fucking
that pussy!" Sable groans and moans louder as she pushes back at a quicker

"Mmmmmm ahhh..." Hunter groans as he pounds Sable's cunt with his cock for a
few more moments before he pulls out. The arrogant, blue-blooded Superstar
moves to sit on the couch that is just across from the leather arm chair and
sit down. "Come here..."

Sable stands straight up and tosses her gorgeous blond hair back, before
sliding her left hand through her flowing and smooth hair, as she turns to
face Hunter Hearst Helmsley. The sultry and elegant woman proceeds to walk
over to the couch and places her hands onto his strong shoulders before she
gracefully moves to straddle his lap and smoothly lower down on his cock.

"Mmmmm...." Hunter moans as Sable's legs rest against his legs as the
gorgeous blond haired beauty starts to rock back and forth on his dick. Sable
locks her beautifully elegant, but sultry and seductive eyes with Hunter as
she places her hands onto his muscular, tanned chest and begins to smoothly
rock back and forth while teasingly grinding herself down on his rock hard
shaft. Hunter places his hands on Sable's large firm tits while he starts to
thrust his cock up into her tight pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmm Hunter...mmmm how does that feel? Does that feel
magnificent?" Sable asks as she smoothly bounces up and down on his cock,
feeling him start to thrust upward.

"Ahhhh it is meeting my expectations..." Hunter replies as he pumps his cock
up into Sable's pussy as she bounces up and down gracefully on his shaft.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh..." Sable moans and closes her eyes as she tilts her head
back while she smoothly and steadily bounces up and down on his rock hard
cock, feeling him thrust his cock upward into her wet and warm pussy

"Ahhh... awww..." Hunter groans as he thrusts his cock faster and harder up
into Sable's pussy as she bounces and rocks on his shaft.

Sable moves her hands against Hunter's muscular, tanned chest as she rocks
back and forth on his cock, smoothly grinding down on his shaft. "Ohhhhhhh...
ohhhhhh...." Sable moans.

"Mmmmmm.... ahhh..." Hunter grunts as he drives his cock quickly up into
Sable's pussy as his cock starts to throb. Sable licks her lips and
seductively moves her hands up to Hunter's shoulders as she continues to
bounce and grind on his cock, feeling him start to sharply drive his cock up
into her wet snatch.

"Ahhhh.... mmmmm fuck..." Hunter Hearst Helmsley groans as he starts to cum
inside of Sable's hot wet cunt.

"Ohhhhhhh yes....mmmmmm...cum in that pussy..." Sable moans as she sharply
grinds her pussy down on his cock as she feels his warm cum spraying into
her. Hunter grits his teeth as Sable grinds herself elegantly on his cum
shooting shaft.

Sable comes to a stop on Hunter's cock and slyly looks at him. "I am sure we
will both agree that I am more than qualified..."

"You certainly are... this Sunday... you'll escort me to the ring at
WrestleMania... where I will crush the Ultimate Warrior..." Hunter says

"And you will look even more amazing with my elegance beside you..." Sable
says with a confident smile.


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