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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Covering The Dirt Sheet
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

John Morrison, dressed in a gray silk shirt and tight fitting white pants,
looks right into the camera, "Hello I'm John Morrison. and I drive a hybrid."
Morrison then looks at his partner and co-host, The Miz. "Do you care about
the environment Miz?"

Miz, dressed in a gray 'Chick Magnet' t-shirt, jeans and a gray fedora,
raises an eyebrow, "Um."

Morrison then cuts Miz off, "I do. the environment is very important to those
in the palace of wisdom."

"Ok." Miz says as he shakes his head before he looks into the camera, "And
I'm THE MIZ. and this is the Dirt Sheet. we have quite a few things to go
through. like the romance everybody that's anybody is talking about."

"That's right Miz. the very public love life of World Champion Edge and
SmackDown General Manager Vickie Guerrero is proving that the old saying is
true." Morrison says.

"When you're screwing the boss. make sure the whole world knows!" Miz laughs
a bit at his own joke as Morrison gives him a look. Miz notices and shrugs
his shoulders, "What?"

"Miz. you're an idiot." Morrison says as he looks into the camera, "The old
saying is that romance is never dead and that opinions of others do not
matter in the palace of wisdom."

"Right." Miz says, "Anyway. I made arrangements for us to do a special
interview with the voice of ECW Joey Styles who should be calling in right
about." Miz pauses as the sound effect of a phone ringing is played.

"Um, um hi guys. it's me Joey Styles. oh my god!" says a very high pitched
voice through a speaker phone that at times sounds almost like the Miz's

"Joey. great to have you on the show. we need an honest answer from you."
Morrison says, "When you scream 'oh my god'. do you wet yourself?" Morrison
asks with a slight smirk.

"Oh my god! What a question! Of course I do! Oh my god!"

"I see. so the rumors are true." Miz starts to say before he's cut off by an
awkward sounding woman's false.

"Joey do your laundry!"

"But mom! I'm on the phone!" The squeaking voice of 'Joey Styles' says before
the sound of a dial tone is heard, signaling the end of the call.

"Gee. guess his mother didn't believe him." Miz says as he breaks out

"Nicely done as always Miz." Morrison says with a smirk,.

"I don't know why you're saying that." Miz says with a laugh as he calms
down, "Moving on! Have you see that smoking hot Katie Lea Burchill? Damn she
so FINE!"

"I think we all have taken notice of her." John Morrison answers, "But her
interactions with her brother Paul does raise some eyebrows?"

"What are you talking about? They made it clear. whatever she wants, Paul
does or gets for her." Miz says before he thinks for a moment and he looks
right into the camera. "Hey Katie. tell your brother you want a big hard dick
so he can hook you up with me. THE MIZ!"

Morrison shakes his head, "Miz. if she wants anything it would be me. The
Shaman of Sexy." Morrison says.

"She could ask her brother for both of us." Miz smirks.

Morrison thinks and nods his head, "Good point." Morrison says as he turns
his attention back to the camera. "Our next subject is a new feature on the
Dirt Sheet. called 'Easy / Not Easy'.. Where me and the Miz tell you who's
easy and who's not."

"That right and first up is. Victoria." Miz says as he holds up a picture of
Victoria, "And I can tell you she is not easy. in fact she's a total crazy

Morrison raises an eyebrow, "I have to agree. it took me 20 minutes to talk
my way into Victoria's hotel room. longer than usual." Morrison says as he
picks up a picture. "Second is. Mickie James.. Totally easy. she will spread
her legs in a flash."

"Yeah. Mickie has to be the easiest chick in the WWE. didn't she used to fuck
a male cheerleader?" Miz asks.

"Yes she did. thankfully she got beyond that." Morrison answers as he picks
up another picture, "Third is Ashley. she's extremely easy. but makes it up
with some extremely kinky surprises."

"Hey. I have to disagree. Ashley is not easy. it took me a long time to get
her in the sack." Miz says before he picks up the next picture, "Next is Beth
Phoenix.. Not east and I'll leave it at that."

"Agreed." Morrison says as he picks up the next picture, "Melina. I think we
all know she's easy. in fact she revealed that right here on the Dirt Sheet
not to long ago."

"Yeah. ok last one." Miz says as he picks up the last picture, "Mae Young ...
and I can tell you from personal experience that she's easy." Miz notices
John Morrison looking at him and says, "What?"

"That's disgusting Miz." John Morrison says as he snatches the picture from
Miz and flings it off camera. "On to something else. anything else."
Morrison says as he reaches behind himself on his seat to pull out a copy of
Playboy that features WWE Diva Maria.

"Hey I've been looking for that." Miz says.

"You left it behind at rehearsal." Morrison replies before he looks at the
camera, "The latest issue of Playboy has been a hot selling because of one
reason. WWE Diva Maria. and it shows that people in demand will send sales
through the roof. I have taken the pleasure of inviting Maria to the show to
see her opinion on I, the Shaman of Sexy, the Guru of Greatness, posing for
Playgirl in the future." Morrison says as the doors leading to the set of the
Dirt Sheet open.

WWE's latest Diva to pose of Playboy, Maria, smiles as she enters through the
opened doors to the set of the Dirt Sheet. Maria presses her adorable
together and waves at The Miz and Morrison "Hey guys..." Maria says as she
walks over to an empty seat reserved for her and sits down, while dressed in
a pair of black pants and a black top that shows off her smooth and tanned

Morrison smirks slightly, "Thanks for coming Maria.... we need you to help
save this show from Miz's sexual exploits with Mae Young..." Morrison says as
he shudders a bit.

The Miz looks at Morrison, "I thought you were changing the subject?" Miz

Morrison ignores his tag team partner and co-host and looks at Maria, "Anyway
Maria... your Playboy photoshoot was a big success... and quite eye catching
for those in the palace of wisdom."

Maria smiles and cutely lowers her shoulders "Oh well thank you..." Maria
cutely "You liked them? Really?" Maria asks as she looks at John Morrison and
then The Miz.

Morrison smirks, "Of course... in fact..." Morrison says as he starts to open
the magazine to show Maria his favorite picture, but the pages are stuck
together. Morrison raises an eyebrow and then looks at Miz, "Don't tell me

Miz smirks, "Hey... Maria's hot!"

Maria bites down on her bottom lip and laughs "Oh boy looks like you
had fun with it..." Maria laughs as she licks her lips a bit " both
liked my pictures then?"

"Yes... and apparently Miz really enjoyed them..." Morrison says as he holds
the Playboy magazine with two fingers and drops it on Miz's lap.

The Miz chuckles, "Hey... didn't you say you wanted to ask Maria something?"
Miz asks.

Morrison nods his head, "That's right I did... Maria... since you've posed
nude... what do you think of me... the Shaman of Sexy posing for Playgirl
magazine?" Morrison asks as he unbuttons his shirt to show off his incredibly
hot, rock hard abs.

Maria cutely laughs and smiles as she looks at John Morrison's incredibly hot
and tanned, rock hard abs "Oh...I think I would like it alot...I know a lot
of the other Divas would too!" Maria presses her lips together "All the girls
in the back talk about how hot you are!"

"Of course they do..." Morrison smirks as he takes off his shirt.

"Hey... what about me?" Miz says as he takes his hat off and starts pulling
off his t-shirt which gets caught on his head when he lifts it off. Miz
grunts slightly before he completely jerks the shirt off of him.

Maria glances over at The Miz and bites down on her bottom lip and blushes
"Well both could pose together..." Maria cutely laughs.

The Miz smirks, "Now that's not a bad idea...."

John Morrison raises an eyebrow, "Depends on what she means by together..."
Morrison says, "Now Maria... you also conducted a very revealing interview

Maria nods her head and smiles "Mmm...hmm...I did..." Maria smiles as she
turns to look at John Morrison.

John Morrison leans forward slightly, "And I just want to confirm... do you
really like giving oral sex?" Morrison smirks as he licks his lips.

Maria cutely lowers her head and laughs "Yeah...I do..."

"Would you care to give a demonstration?" Morrison asks as he casually
unbuttons his pants.

Miz laughs, "If Maria doesn't walk out of here I'll buy dinner for Big Daddy

Maria scrunches her nose up and cutely looks at John Morrison, before she
shrugs her shoulders "Ummm...ok!"

"No way!" Miz says.

"Looks like your buying dinner for Big Daddy V..." Morrison says as he stands
up and lowers his pants down to let out his long thick fourteen inch cock.
Maria licks her lips before she turns on her seat to face John Morrison and
his hardening, thick fourteen inch cock as he stands next to the newest
Playboy Covergirl. Maria leans closers to Morrison's cock and gently places
her hands around his shaft, gently brushing her hands against his cock,
before she gently brushes her tongue against the head of Morrison's cock.

"Mmmmmm...." Morrison moans and places his hands on his incredible waist as
Maria moves her tongue back and forth along the tip of his hardening cock.

"I'll get him dinner later... right now I want to see everything Maria likes
to do..." Miz says as he starts to unbuckle his belt so that he can undo his
jeans. Maria closes her eyes as she gently and happily flicks her tongue back
and forth against the head of John Morrison's cock, occasionally brushing her
tongue across the head of her mouth. Maria adjusts herself on the chair to
seat on her knees as she face Morrison before she opens her incredibly hot
and skilled mouth, taking Morrison's shaft eagerly into her mouth.

"Ohhhhh.... yeah..." Morrison moans as he looks down at Maria as she starts
to smoothly bob her head back and forth along the length of his rock hard

"Mmmmm..." Maria moans as she gently wraps her lips around John Morrison's
shaft as she smoothly lifts and lowers her head to suck on the Shaman of
Sexy's cock. Maria's gently slides her wet tongue against the bottom side of
Morrison's cock as she starts to suck on his shaft at a quicker pace.

"Ohhhh.... mmmm Maria... I can see you really love giving oral sex..." John
Morrison says with a moan as Maria takes up to nine inches of his dick into
her warm wet and soothing mouth.

The Miz smirks, "Sure looks like it..." Miz says as he lowers his jeans to
bring out his twelve inches of MizMeat. Maria smoothly bobs her head, lightly
rocking her head back and forth on his shaft as she continues to eagerly suck
the cock of the Shaman of Sexy. Maria twists her head, lightly grinding her
soft lips on his shaft, as she lowers her head to take a total of ten inches
into her sweet mouth.

"Ahhhh ohhh mmm fuck..." John Morrison moans as he tilts his head back as
Maria lifts her head slightly and then lowers it down to take the final four
inches of his huge cock into her mouth.

"Mmmmmm..." Maria moans as her soft, adorable lips press tightly around
Morrison's incredibly hard and thick cock. Maria holds his shaft deep inside
of her mouth, while her soothing saliva drips down on his cock. "Mmmmm..."
Maria moans as the head of Morrison's cock brushes against the back of her
hot mouth.

"Ohhhhh fuck.... damn... mmmm Miz... Maria will have a very easy time giving
you oral sex..." Jon Morrison moans as the latest WWE Diva turn Playboy
Covergirl lifts her head off of his long thick and stiff cock.

"Yeah right... you got like maybe two inches on me..." Miz says as he strokes
his harden cock slightly.

Maria licks her lips as she turns on the seat, still on her knees, and faces
the Chick Magnet The Miz. "Mmmm...another nice one..." Maria cutely laughs
before she leans down and playfully slaps her tongue against The Miz's shaft.
Maria closes her eyes as she gently slides her tongue against the bottom side
of Miz's cock, heading towards the head of his MizMeat.

"Nice? Ahhhh..." Miz moans as Maria drags her tongue around the head of his
rock hard foot long cock.

Morrison smirks, "Let's see what those Tiggers look like..." Morrison says as
he starts to lift up Maria's black top causing her to lift her head away from
Miz's dick for a moment. Maria laughs as her head moves away from The Miz's
cock as Morrison removes her black top to expose her nicely rounded and juicy
tits. Maria smiles before she turns back to The Miz's cock and takes the head
of his shaft into her adorable mouth. The new WWE Playboy Covergirl begins to
smoothly bob her head on The Miz's cock as Morrison reaches around and starts
to feel up her tits with his hands.

"Ohhh shit.... fuck..." The Miz moans as he places one hand on Maria's head
as she bobs her head up and down on his twelve inch cock.

John Morrison licks his lips as he squeezes Maria's round juicy tits with his
hands, "Mmmmm now these are nice..."

"Mmmmm...mmmm...." Maria happily moans as her soft lips massage The Miz's
cock while lifting and lowering her head at a perfect and quickening pace.
Maria lifts her beautiful eyes and locks them with The Miz as she lowers her
head and takes him deeper into her mouth.

"Ahhhh.... fuck..." Miz moans as he slides his hand through Maria's hair as
she deep throats his twelve inch cock. Morrison massages Maria's left tit
with his left hand while he lowers his right hand to push down her black
pants. Maria slowly lifts her head from The Miz's cock and smiles up at The
Miz before she guides her soft, wet tongue down his twelve inch cock while
her saliva drips down his cock. Maria reaches The Miz's ball sack and gently
takes his balls into her mouth to gently suck on his balls.

"Mmmm shit... she gives some great head..." Miz moans as he tilts his head
back as Maria twirls her tongue against his balls as sucks on them. Morrison
licks his lips as he inches Maria's pants down far enough to where he can
start rubbing her smoothly shaved pussy with his right hand.

"Mmmmmmm!" Maria cutely moans against The Miz's ball sack as she flicks her
tongue playfully against the Miz's large balls. Maria gently rocks back on
her knees as she feels Morrison's hand rubbing against her smooth, shaved

"Mmmm... Maria is getting excited..." John Morrison says as he rubs Maria's
smooth, shaved pussy while continuing to rub her left tit with his left hand.

"God damn..." Miz moans as Maria continues to suck on his balls.

Maria slowly lifts her head The Miz's cock and licks her lips "Mmmm...I want
both of you hot boys!" Maria moans with a cute laugh.

"That can be arranged..." Morrison smirks as he removes his hands from
Maria's body and goes back to his chair and sits down. "Come here..."
Morrison then says as he takes Maria's hand and pulls her off of her seat and
onto his lap so that her pussy is inches above his fourteen inch cock.

Maria cutely smiles and she places her hands against the rock hard, muscular
and tanned chest of John Morrison before she gently lowers herself down onto
her fourteen inch cock. "Mmmm...ohhhh yeah!" Maria moans as his cock enters
her warm, wet pussy. Maria closes her eyes and starts to gently rock back on
the hard cock of the Shaman of Sexy.

"Ahhhh... mmmmm fuck..." John Morrison moans as he places his hands on
Maria's waist as she rocks back and forth on his fourteen inch cock.

The Miz smirks, "Hey I'm not gonna stay on the sidelines..." Miz says as he
stands behind Maria and pushes his twelve inch cock into Maria's cute round
and juicy ass.

"Ohhhhhh!" Maria moans and laughs before she glances over her shoulder at The
Miz and gently pushes her cute ass back against The Miz's cock while she
rocks smoothly on Morrison's thick cock. Maria bites down on her bottom lip
as she gently moves her hands against Morrison's incredible chest as she
bounces on his cock from The Miz's thrusts to her ass.

"Ahhh... ohhhh yeah... fuck..." The Miz moans as he puts his hands on Maria's
hips as he pumps his twelve inch cock in and out of Maria's tight asshole as
she rocks between himself and Morrison.

"Ohhhh yeah...." John Morrison licks his lips as he puts his hands on Maria's
juicy tits while he thrusts his cock upward into the Playboy Covergirl's
tight wet pussy.

Maria tilts her head back and licks her lips as she rocks back against The
Miz's thrusting cock at a quicker pace, smacking her adorable ass against his
toned waist. "Ohhhhh...ohhhhh yeah!" Maria moans as she firmly bounces on
John Morrison's incredibly large cock as he deeply thrusts up into her tight
pussy. " two are definitely hot boys!"

"Ahhhh... uhhh damn.... fuck..." Miz moans ash is balls bang against Maria's
juicy ass cheeks as he pumps his cock deeply into her asshole. Morrison leans
his head forward and flicks his tongue against Maria's juicy tits while he
drive his cock into her tight wet pussy.

Maria glances over her shoulder and grits her teeth as she looks back at The
Miz while he rams his cock deeply and firmly into her adorable ass, causing
her to rock quicker on Morrison's cock. "Mmmmm...ohhhhh fuck!" Maria moans as
her tits smack against Morrison's face as he works his tongue against her

"Mmmmm!" Morrison moans as he smacks his tongue against Maria's tits as she
pushes her tits against his face while he and Miz fuck her harder and faster.

Miz licks his lips as he slows down his thrusts and pulls his cock out,
"Damn, I love Divas who do Playboy..." Miz smirks.

Maria presses her lips together and gently rakes fingernails against
Morrison's tanned, muscular chest as she slowly rocks back and forth on
shaft, grinding her pussy down on his cock. "Mmmm...ohhh...ohhh yeah..."

Miz lays down on the floor of the Dirt Sheet set and smirks, "How about
letting Maria get down here..."

"Sure... whatever..." Morrison says as he lifts Maria off of his huge
fourteen inch dick.

Maria bites down on her bottom lip and cutely laughs before she kneels down
onto the floor of the Dirt Sheet and gently straddles The Miz, lowering
herself onto his twelve inches of MizMeat. "Ohhhhh...." Maria moans as she
places her hands on The Miz's tanned and toned chest as she starts to
smoothly move on his shaft.

"Mmmm shit.... fuck yeah!" The Miz moans as he raises his hands and puts them
on Maria's tits as she bounces up and down on his cock. John Morrison licks
his lips and kneels behind Maria so that he can push his huge fourteen inch
dick into Maria's tight asshole.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh shoot!" Maria moans loudly as John Morrison's cock enters
her tight asshole, causing her to slow down her own movements on The Miz's
cock. "Ohhhhh shit...." Maria moans as Morrison's thrusts begin to move her
on The Miz's cock.

"Mmmmm... ahhh..." Morrison moans as he holds onto Maria's hips as he thrusts
his cock deeper into her tight asshole. The Miz thrusts his cock quickly up
into Maria's pussy, which makes Maria push back harder against Morrison.

Maria bites down on her bottom lip as she rocks back and forth between The
Miz and John Morrison at a quickening, rough pace while sweat drips off of
her beautifully tanned body. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah!" Maria moans as Morrison's
muscular waist smacks against her juicy ass.

"Ahhh... uhhh shit... fuck yeah..." Miz moans as he keeps pistoning his cock
upward into Maria's tight wet pussy. John Morrison smirks as he increases the
pace of his thrusts as he pumps his cock deeper and harder into Maria's juicy

"Ohhhh...mmmm...ohhhh shit!" Maria moans as her pussy tightens around The
Miz's cock and she begins to cum on his shaft while she quickly rocks back
against Morrison's cock.

"Mmmmm fuck... ohhh yeah shit!" Miz moans as he starts to cum inside of
Maria's pussy as her pussy juices soak his cock as she cums. John Morrison
continues to thrust his big hard cock in and out of Maria's asshole.

"Mmmm...ohhhh....ohhhh!" Maria moans as she sharply slams down on The Miz's
cock as his cum sprays up into her mouth. Sweat drips off of Maria's adorable
body as she moves back against John Morrison's impressive fourteen inch cock.

"Ahhh ohhhh yeah... mmmm..." John Morrison slams his cock all the way into
Maria's asshole as he starts to shoot his cum deep inside of her juicy ass.

Maria tilts her head back as she feels the throbbing cock of John Morrison
explode with cum inside of her adorable ass "Ohhhh...mmmm..."

"Mmmmm...." John Morrison licks his lips as he holds his cock inside of
Maria's asshole as he looks towards the camera, "That's all for Dirt Sheet...
I'm John Morrison."

Miz lifts his head up and looks at camera as Maria moves between him and
Morrison, "And I'm the Miz. remember there are winners and there are

Morrison then finishes what Miz is saying, "If you have to think about it...
you're a loser..."


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