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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Cryme Tyme Victims Part 35: All About Those Homegirls...Yeah, Yeah!
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Shad Gaspard, wearing jeans and a black tank-top, and JTG, wearing baggy
black jeans and a red leather jacket with matching baseball cap, are walking
around the backstage area of the TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts following
the ending of the Decade of SmackDown celebration taking place on October 2,
2009. "Yo dawg, did you see what Truth did to that guy who loves to wear a
dress..." JTG laughs.

"Yeah... I saw it... and I think that thing is called a kilt..." Shad says
with a laugh.

"Really? Cause I thought Truth kilt'ed him..." JTG laughs

"Ok Jay... that's the last time you're having a drinkin' game with
Hornswoggle..." Shad laughs before he and JTG stop walking as they stand near
the entrance to one of the arena's skybox. "Okay... Easy-Eve said to meet her
right here cause she has a surprise..." Shad says as he looks around.

As the powerful and tall Shad leans against the door, it casually opens and
smacks into his back, causing him to look over his shoulder to see his and
JTG's number one homegirl, the sultry Eve Torres, stepping out of the skybox
with a laugh on her face. "There you guys are!" Eve says with a laugh as she
dressed in a pair of leather styled shorts and tight fitting black top. "I
definitely knew it was you two talk way too loud!" Eve playfully

"Yo homegirl... you know you love it loud..." JTG says with a grin while Shad
rubs his back after getting hit with the door.

Eve presses her lips together and raises an eyebrow of concern as she glances
at Shad "Yo...big ok?"

"Yeah... just stood too close to the door.." Shad laughs a bit, "So what's
this surprise?" Shad asks.

Eve smirks and places her hands onto her nicely shaped hips. "Well Big know how I like to show the new girls around in the
SmackDown hood?"

Shad and JTG both look at each other and then at Eve as they say at the same
time, "Word?"

Eve nods her head and smiles as she sees the look of interest on the faces of
JTG and Shad. " know that cute little blond on ECW, Courtney?"

"Awww yeah... she is FINE!" JTG says with a smirk.

Eve laughs "Well...I'm glad you think that Jay..." Eve says before she leans
back against the closed door slightly. "Because...her and I were talking and
she happens to really dig both of you"

Shad smiles, "Well we are charming..."

JTG nods his head, "And sophisticated..."

"And fly..." Shad adds.

"Plus we're two big bad mother..." JTG starts to say before Shad stops him.

"Shut your mouth..." Shad says. JTG grins "I'm just talking about us Shad..."

Eve laughs and cutely shakes her head. "You two homeboys are crazy! two want to me her now?" Eve asks as she places her hand against
the doorknob behind her and starts to turn it.

"Awww yeah..." JTG smirks as Eve opens the door to let him and Shad into the
skybox. The first thing both members of Cryme Tyme see are Courtney's legs as
she sits on one of the leather couches.

"Damn..." Both members of Cryme Tyme says as he look at Courtney's legs as
Eve enters the sky box.

Courtney Taylor slowly turns on the couch to face Eve, Shad and JTG, dressed
in short white skirt that shows of her gorgeously smooth and tanned legs as
well as a white buttoned top. Eve steps past Shad and JTG. "Courtney...I'd
like you to meet my homeboys...Shad and Jay, and guys this is Courtney..."
Eve Torres says with a sweet smile.

Courtney bites down on her bottom lip as she stands up from the couch to
completely face Shad and JTG. " Ummm hey..." Courtney says with a cute laugh.

JTG smiles as he moves to stand next to Courtney, "Sooo Easy-Eve says you're
new to the hood..." JTG says as he starts to check out Courtney.

Courtney raises an eyebrow and laughs "New to the hood?" Courtney asks.

Eve folds her arms against her chest as she stands next to Shad and casually
glances up at him "Why did I have a feeling Jay would make the first

Shad smiles at Eve, "Well you know..." Shad says as Eve smirks at him.

"Yeah you know... you're new around here..." JTG says to Courtney.

Courtney bites down on her bottom lip and nods her head "Well...that would be
correct, I am new and I'm hoping to make a good impression around here..."

JTG grins, "Well a great way to make a good impression is to show that you
can get loose..." JTG says.

Courtney laughs a bit nervously. "Get loose?" Courtney asks before she looks
over at Eve Torres and Shad Gaspard.

Eve raises an eyebrow and smirks at Shad Gaspard. "He must not be fronting
the full charm yet...I remember the last time I introduce someone to him, she
was down and ready to go within minutes..."

"Give Jay a few minutes... he's just getting the feel for her..." Shad says
to Eve as he puts an arm around her.

JTG nods his head, "Yeah get loose you know... get down in the hood... have a
lot of fun with the nearest homeboy..." JTG says as Courtney turns her head
to look at him.

Courtney blushes a bit. "I guess you're referring to yourself?" Courtney asks
as she innocently lifts and lowers her beautiful eyes to check out the
charming gangster known as JTG.

JTG nods his head, "You got it homegirl..." JTG smiles.

" are pretty cute..." Courtney says as she cutely sways her hips
from side to side.

"Cute? Homegirl I'm the hottest thing to come out of the hood since Beyonce's
cabooty..." JTG says as he takes off his jacket to reveal his nicely toned
upper body.

Shad smirks at Eve as she bumps up against him, "She didn't have all that
great a music video..." Shad says before Eve playfully elbows him.

"So...Big Shad...what do you say and I..." Eve says with a smile
on her beautiful face as she moves her hands against tank top covered
muscular chest.

"Ohhh I say we should homegirl..." Shad says as Eve starts to lift up his
tank top.

"Good..." Eve says with a smirk as she completely removes his tank top and
tosses it over her shoulder, moving her hands against his powerful black

Meanwhile, JTG and Courtney are sitting on the couch, kissing as JTG is
pushing down her short white skirt from her waist as she is lightly feeling
his crotch through the material of his baggy jeans. "Mmmm..." Courtney softly
moans as she presses her soft and moist lips against JTG's firm lips,
occasionally brushing her tongue against his lips while kissing him. Courtney
lightly pulls at the crotch of his baggy jeans before she guides her hands to
his waist and proceeds to unbuckle his belt.

"Mmmm... mmm..." JTG moans as he slides his tongue against Courtney's lips as
he lifts himself slightly in order to push his baggy jeans down from his
waist once Courtney unbuckles his belt. He and Courtney break the kiss when
Courtney feels JTG's hardening black cock with her hands.

Courtney bites down on her bottom lip and cutely laughs. "Wow...that's huge!"
Courtney says as her soft hands move smoothly against his hardening black
cock and he pushes his baggy jeans further down his legs while Courtney
strokes his cock.

"MmmmM yeah you got that right homegirl..." JTG says as Courtney strokes his
cock with both of her hands as he kicks off his baggy jeans. Courtney licks
her pouty lips as she lowers her head and lightly flicks her tongue against
the head of JTG's black cock.

"Mmmm awww yeah..." JTG moans as Courtney flicks her soft tongue around the
head of his large cock. Courtney slides her soft, wet tongue along the head
of JTG's black cock before she parts her mouth and happily takes his black
cock into her soothing mouth.

Meanwhile, Shad Gaspard is leaning against the skyboxes bar as Eve Torres is
kneeling in front of him bobbing her head smoothly along the length of his
massive black dick. "Ahhhh mmmm..." Shad moans.

Eve places her right hand around Shad's meaty black cock as she smoothly bobs
her head on it. "Mmmmm..." Eve softly moans as her sultry lips press
perfectly against his shaft.

"Ahhhhh.... mmmm..." Shad moans as he places on hand on Eve's head as she
bobs her head at a nice easy pace along the length of his big hard black
dick. Eve lifts her beautiful eyes and glances up at Shad as she works her
dark haired head back and forth on his shaft, lightly slapping her tongue
against it while she perfectly sucks.

Meanwhile, Courtney is kneeling on the couch with her hands on the right-side
arm rest as JTG smoothly pumps his cock in and out of her pussy from behind.
"Mmmmm... ahhhh..." JTG moans as he steadily fucks Courtney from behind as he
puts his hands on her waist.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh yeah..." Courtney Taylor moans, leaning her blond haired
head back as she rocks steadily back and forth on her knees while JTG swiftly
thrusts his black cock into her tight pussy from behind.

"Ohhhhh yeah... mmmm fuck..." JTG moans as he pulls Courtney back towards
himself as he drives his thick black dick deeper into her smoothly shaved and
tight pussy.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhh....that feels so good!" Courtney moans as her juicy ass
smacks against JTG's black waist as he drives his cock swiftly into her from

Over at the skybox's bar, Eve is sitting on one of the bar stools with Shad
standing between her legs as he pumps his massive cock in and out of her
pussy. "Ahhhhh... ahhh..." Shad moans as he pushes his cock deeper into Eve's
pussy as she leans back top lace her arms on top of the bar.

"Ohhhh Shad...ohhhh yeah..." Eve moans and lightly grits her teeth as she
wraps her gorgeously smooth legs around Shad's muscular waist as he drives
his black cock into her pussy deeply.

"Mmmm ahhh yeah.... ahhhh..." Shad grunts as he pumps his large cock firmly
into Eve's hot pussy. Shad places his strong hands on the sides of Eve's
thighs as she rocks on the bar stool in order to push against him.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah Shad!" Eve moans as she starts to smoothly rock forward
against Shad Gaspard's deeply thrusting shaft.

Meanwhile, JTG is laying on the floor near the couch as Courtney Taylor is
bouncing and rocking on his cock. "Mmmmm ahhh yeah homegirl...' JTG moans as
he places his hands on Courtney's tits as she rides his rock hard cock.

"Ohhhhh...mmmm you like that Jay?" Courtney asks with a cute smile on her
face as she slides her soft hands against his toned black chest while
smoothly rocking back and forth to lightly grind her pussy on his shaft.

"Awww yeah homegirl... ohhhh you're bangin'..." JTG moans as he thrusts his
cock upward into Courtney's hot wet and tight pussy. Courtney bites down on
her bottom lip as she smoothly drops on his cock, taking him deeply inside of
her wet pussy before she rocks back on his shaft.

Meanwhile Eve is now bent over the bar as Shad pushes his massive cock into
her asshole, "Awwww shit..." Shad moans as Eve pushes back against him to get
more of his huge dick into her juicy ass.

Eve glances over her shoulder and smiles back at Shad as he pumps his cock
into Eve's incredibly tight, hot ass. "Ohhh yeah big guy...mmmm..."

"Ahhhhh... mmmm... ahhh..." Shad Gaspard moans as he thrusts his cock in and
out of Eve's tight ass. Shad puts both of his strong hands on Eve's shoulders
as he drives his dick faster into her asshole.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh Shad!" Eve Torres moans loudly as she moves back against his
massive cock in her tight asshole as he powerfully pulls her back.

Meanwhile, Courtney is laying on the floor with JTG on top of her pumping his
cock in and out of her pussy while her legs are wrapped around his waist.
"Mmmmm ahhh yeah... ahhhh... awww..." JTG moans as his cock starts to throb
inside of Courtney's hot wet pussy.

Courtney closes her eyes and places her hands onto JTG's strong arms as he
drives his shaft quickly into her, pressing his body down on top of her body.

"Ahhhhhh awwwww c'eah!" JTG grunts as he starts to cum inside of Courtney's
hot wet pussy.

"Ohhhhh Jay...." Courtney moans as she lightly rocks forward against JTG's
cock as his warm cum rushes into her wet pussy.

Meanwhile, Shad Gaspard is leaning against the bar as Eve Torres is stroking
his massive throbbing cock as she swirls her tongue around the swollen head
of his dick. "Mmmmm ohhh yeah Easy-Eve..." Shad moans as Eve skillfully
strokes his cock.

Eve moves her wet tongue around the thick head of Shad's cock as her soft
hands move up and down his throbbing shaft. "Mmmmm..." Eve moans as she
presses her lips against the swollen head.

"Awww.... ahhhh..." Shad moans as he starts to cum, shooting his load right
into Eve's mouth as she sucks on the large head of his big black dick. Eve
slowly bobs her head on the cum spraying cock of Shad Gaspard as it sprays
deeply into her mouth. Eve slowly lifts her head and smirks up at him while
she swallows his load.

"Awww damn... mmm yo Shad... Homegirl here really belongs in the hood," JTG
says as he and Courtney are now sitting on the couch again.

Shad smiles, "Not surprised... Eve knows what girls fit in..."

Courtney smiles and sweetly looks over at the powerful Shad Gaspard. "You
know...I would really like to give you a try as well..."

Shad smiles for a moment before Eve stands up and playfully elbows him, "Hey
what was that for... I'm gonna give her a try..." Shad says as he sees the
mischievous look Eve is giving him.

Eve laughs and shakes her head. "You're just jealous Jay got her..."

"No I'm not..." Shad laughs.

"Hey Eve... you comin' on over here?" JTG asks with a grin.

Eve nods her head and smirks at JTG. "You bet! I'm ready to visit the hood
any day."


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