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D-Generating A Straightedge
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following the tapings of the January 29, 2010 episode of SmackDown, Rey Mysterio, wearing a blue mask and baggy blue pants, Shawn Michaels, wearing camo-styled wrestling pants, and Triple H, wearing wrestling trunks, are in the backstage area of the US Bank Arena. "You mind telling me what your buddy is doing causing a no-contest between me and short round here?" Shawn Michaels asks as he refers to Triple H's well-publicized friend Batista who interrupted a match between himself and Rey Mysterio.

"Hey... I'm not Chinese and you're not Indiana Jones..." Rey says as he takes a jab at HBK.

Triple H shrugs his shoulders, "How the hell am I supposed to know, he's been moody as hell since Rey tried to win that title match a few months back..."

"It's not my fault, Dave was a great guy, but I think he's taken one too many chair shots..." Rey says, "And it's not like he was the only one who kicked our asses... The Undertaker showed up too and choke slammed the hell out of me and Shawn..."

"He's just mad that he knows I have his number his year at WrestleMania and that you nearly beat him the Rumble for the World Championship..." Shawn says.

"Either way, it's the road to WrestleMania... everyone is doing crazy things..." Triple H says, "Just wonder when someone is going to try and play the game..." Triple H says as Straightedge Society Member Serena, wearing a black top and pants, walks towards them.

"You! You think you're a real man?! Threatening to super kick me?!" Serena yells as she walks up to Shawn Michaels and slaps him

"Owww!" Shawn says with an exaggerated tone while he rubs the side of his face.

"Man everyone's pissed at you tonight..." Triple H smirks.

"Don't you act all smug... my leader, CM Punk, had you defeated until he was wrongly disqualified..." Serena snaps as she glares at The Game before looking at Rey Mysterio, "And weren't there but you are clearly inferior to my savior..." Serena says.

"Man you're one delusional Diva..." Rey says.

"Yeah and I didn't give you Sweet Chin Music... trying to super kick bald people never worked out for me..." Shawn says jokingly.

"And it would've backfired if you did actually do it... I am Straightedge... and degenerates like the three of you could not handle anyone like me..." Serena says boldly.

Triple H raises an eyebrow, "That's a pretty big claim you're making..."

"Nothing is superior to being Straightedge..." Serena answers.

"Care to put to that to test?" Triple H asks.

The bald Diva raises an eyebrow, "I'll back up my claim because it's the truth!"

" about the three of us... fuck you... to see if that's true..." Triple H says with a smirk.

Serena's eyes widen after hearing Triple H's suggestion, "What?!"

"That's a good idea... if this Straightedge nonsense has any merit... she'd accept the challenge..." Shawn says.

"I'm down with this..." Rey says with a grin, "If she has the guts..."

Serena looks at the trio of Superstar and grits her teeth, "I'm Straightedge and loyal to CM Punk... I will prove our superiority over the likes of you!"

* * *

A short while later in the locker room for D-Generation X, Serena is naked, on her knees and looking wide-eyed at the three huge cocks of Triple H, Shawn Michaels and Rey Mysterio. The Straightedge Society member licks her lips as she looks at Shawn and Triple H's shafts, but when she focuses on Rey's impressive tool which looks gigantic on his rather 5'5" body. "Oh my..." Serena says in a low tone as squeezes her large tits before she narrows her eyes, "Those aren't as.... big... or thick...." Serena trails off as her hands on Shawn and Triple H's cocks before she opens her mouth wide for Rey Mysterio to guide his cock into her mouth.

"That's a bit of a two-faced reaction..." Shawn says as Serena begins to stroke his cock with her right hand.

"Mmmmm you're telling me..." Triple H groans as Serena moves her left hand on his cock.

"Aww... mmmmm.... shit..." Rey Mysterio moans as the bald-haired Diva rocks her head back and forth on his cock once it enters her mouth.

"Mmmmm... mmmm..." Serena moans while she eagerly increases the pace of her head's movements as she sucks the dick of the masked luchadore at the same time she's stroking the cocks of Triple H and Shawn Michaels.

"Ahhhhh..." Shawn moans as Serena works her right hand back and forth on his dick.

"Mmmmm..." Triple H moans as Serena pumps her left hand on his cock.

"Ahhhhh awww..." Rey groans as Serena sucks and slurps on his long hard shaft.

"Mmmmm ohhh..." Serena moans as she rubs her lips on Rey's meaty Hispanic cock as she takes it further into her mouth while she continues to jerk off both members of D-Generation X.

"Awww mmmm shit..." Rey moans as he places his hands on Serena's bald head as she takes his large cock further into her lustful mouth.

"Mmmm ohhhh.... Serena groans as she slaps her tongue up against the bottom side of Rey Mysterio's cock as she takes her hands off of Shawn and Triple H's shafts.

"Ohhhh ahhhh..." Rey groans as Serena's lips drag against his dick as she bobs her head swiftly on his tool.

"Ohhhh mmmm... mmmm..." Serena slobbers on Rey's cock as he lifts his hands from her head. The Straightedge Diva glares up at Rey even as she rubs her lips against his tool for several moments before lifting her head and turning on her knees so that she is directly facing Shawn Michaels. Serena places her hands on HBK's waist and greedily takes his pole into her mouth.

"Mmmmm shit... ahhhh.... guess this is an addiction she can't quite quit..." Shawn moans as Serena starts to whorishly bob her head on his dick.

"Too bad she's bald...' Triple H says with a smirk.

"I'm not complaining..." Rey Mysterio says as he moves to kneel behind Serena where he guides his saliva coated cock into her snug and moist pussy.

"Mmmmm.... ohhhh...' Serena moans as she feels Rey's cock penetrating her twat as she bobs her head eagerly on Shawn's dick.

"Awww.... awww..." Shawn Michaels moans as Serena slaps her tongue up against the bottom side of his shaft while its in her mouth.

"Ahhhh.. awww..." Rey grunts as he places his hands on Serena's hips and pulls her backward was he drives his cock into her cunt.

"Ohhhh... mmmm..." Serena moans as she feels her juicy ass smacking against Rey's waist while she takes Shawn's shaft completely between her lips.

"Ohhhh shit... aww... ahhh..." Shawn groans as Serena deep throats his long hard tool.

"Ahhhh awww... ahhh..." Rey moans while he steadily drives his dick firmly into Serena's cunt as while she rocks back and forth between himself and Shawn Michaels.

"Mmmm... mmmm..." Serena moans as she slobbers heavily on Shawn's stiff cock while Rey delivers a few more firm thrusts into her pussy before he pulls out. The Straightedge Diva lifts her head from Shawn's cock and licks her lips as he lays on the floor, "You can't.... handle a woman who is Straightedge..." Serena says as she moves to straddle HBK and lowers her pussy down onto his cock.

'Awwww... mmmm...' Shawn moans as Serena takes his shaft into her snatch while he places his hands on her waist.

"Lady I got two word for you..." Triple H says as he moves in front of Serena only for her two lean forward as she starts to ride HBK's shaft in order to take The Game's dick into her mouth.

"Ohhhhh mmmmm!" Serena moans as she wraps her lips around Triple H's cock as she grinds herself on Shawn's dick.

"Ohhhhh ... I hate getting cut off..." Triple H moans as Serena bobs her head lustfully on his cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhh I doubt she needed to hear them..." Shawn groans while he thrusts his shaft upward into her twat.

"With how eager she is, she probably ain't getting fucked by Punk and Gallows.." Rey says as he repositions himself behind Serena so that he can stuff his cock into her juicy ass.

"Ohhhh! Mmmmm!" Serena moans as her asshole is stuffed with Rey's cock as she bobs her head on Triple H's dick and rides Shawn's upward thrusting tool.

"Ahhhh ahhhhh..." Triple H moans while Serena sucks and slurps on his sledgehammer like cock.

"Awwww... ahhhh..." Shawn Michaels groans as he briskly thrusts his shaft upward into Serena's tight wet pussy.

"Ohhhh yeah... ahhhh..." Rey grunts as he again grabs Serena's hips and pulls her backward while he drives his thick cock deeply into her gorgeous backside.

"Mmmmm ohhhh ohhh mmmmm..." Serena moans are barely muffled by Triple H's huge shaft as she moves back and forth as Shawn and Rey drive their dicks into her cunt and rear end.

"Awww... awww..." Triple H licks his lips as Serena crams every inch of his cock into her mouth.

"Ahh... ohhhh shit..." Shawn grunts while he drives his cock sharply up into Serena's hot wet pussy.

"Ohhhh awww... mmmmm fuck..." Rey moans as he pumps his cock balls deep into Serena's asshole.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmm!" Serena moans whorishly on Triple H's cock for several moments before she lifts her head from his dick while Rey and Shawn continue to pump their cocks into her.

"Ahhhh... ohhhh aww..." Shawn Michaels moans as Serena rocks between himself and Rey Mysterio.

"Ahhh aww... ahhhh..." Rey Mysterio moans as he rams his cock firmly into Serena's backside until he chooses to pull out.

"Ohhh ohhhh fuck... ohhhh..." Serena moans as she bounces and grinds herself on Shawn's dick.

"Let's see if you can play the game..." Triple H says as he proceeds to lift Serena up off of Shawn's cock, hoisting her up to where he can lower her onto his own dick.

"Ahhhh shit... ohhhhh!" Serena moans as she wraps her legs around Triple H's muscular waist as he begins to pump his cock into her tight cunt.

"Aww ahhh..." Triple H groans while he holds Serena up as he plows his cock into her cunt.

"Mmmm ohhh awww fuck..." The Straightedge Diva moans as she bounces in response to Triple H's firm thrusts. Shawn Michaels gets to his feet behind Serena and guides his long hard shaft into Serena's juicy ass.

"Ohhhh ahhh..." Shawn groans as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of Serena's backside.

"Awwww ahhhhh fuck..." Triple H moans as he thrusts his cock repeatedly into Serena's wet snatch.

"Ohhhh fuck... ahhhh awww..." Serena moans as she gets double-teamed by both members of D-Generation X.

"Ahhhh ahhh..." Shawn Michaels moans as he thrusts his cock sharply into Serena's asshole.

"Ahhhh awww... mmmm..." Triple H grunts with every one of his firm thrusts into Serena's soaking wet pussy.

"Ohhhh fuck... mmmm ohhh shit..." Serena licks her lips and looks over towards Rey who is steadily stroking his large dick while she bounces between Shawn and Triple H.

"Ahhhh aww... ahhhh fuck..." HBK grits his teeth as he repeatedly drives his entire cock into Serena's juicy round ass while his tool begins to throb.

"Ohhhh ahhh mmmmm..." The Game groans while he pounds Serena's cunt as she squeezes his waist with her legs at the same time his cock begins to pulsate heavily.

"Ahhhh... mmm fuck... ohhhh..." The Straightedge Diva moans as she bounces between the pair of legendary WWE Superstars.

"Awww ahhh ohhh..." Shawn Michaels's moans as his cock begins to erupt with cum inside of Serena's asshole.

"Ahhhh... ahhh fuck... awww..." Triple H groans loudly once he starts to cum inside of Serena's twat.

"Mmmmm ohhhh shit... ohhh..." Serena moans as she feels the cum of Triple H and Shawn Michaels flooding her pussy and asshole.

"Ahhhh ohhh... guess getting my ass beaten by Batista and Taker took a bit out of me." Shawn says as he pulls out of Serena's asshole while Triple H lifts her off of his cum spent cock.

"Mmmmm and I was getting blown by the LayCool earlier..." Triple H says with a smirk.

Serena licks her lips as she doesn't seem interested as she quickly gets onto her back with her legs spread for Rey Mysterio, "Come on! Fuck me with that huge dick!" Serena says as she grabs her large round tits.

"Guess we found out her addiction..." Rey says as he moves to kneel between Serena's thighs and guides his cock into her pussy.

"Ohhhhh ohhh..." Serena moans as Rey begins to pump his cock in and out of her cunt at a swift pace.

"Ahhhh... awww... ahhh...' Rey Mysterio groans as he lays his hands on Serena's hips while he drives his cock deeply into her twat.

"Mmmmm ahhhhh fuck ohhh..." Serena groans lustfully as she moves against the floor as a result of the masked Superstar's thrusts.

"Awww... ahhhh... mmmm fuck..." Rey grunts while he pounds Serena's hot wet pussy.

"Ohhh yes... mmmm fuck... ohhh so much better than... ohhhh..." Serena moans as she squeezes her tits as sweat drips off her athletic body.

"Mmmmm shit... ahhh... awww..." Rey groans as he rocks on his knees while he rams his cock repeatedly into Serena's cunt.

"Ohhhh... ohhh fuck... mmm..." Serena moans as her pussy starts to tighten on Rey's thrusting cock and she arches her back once she begins to cum.

"Ahhhh awww..." Rey Mysterio grunts as he feels Serena's juices flowing over his meaty cock as it starts to throb.

"Ohhh... ohhhh..." Serena groans lustfully as a Rey drives his cock balls deep into her twat.

"Ahhhh... ahhhh ohhhh..." Rey moans as he continues to pump his throbbing cock into Serena's pussy for a few moments before pulling out. The masked luchadore straddles Serena's torso and lays his throbbing dick between her large tits, which she promptly presses against his shaft.

"Ohhhh yeah fuck my big fucking tits... he never does!" Serena moans as Rey begins to pump his throbbing tool between her tits as she holds them against his dick.

"Ahhhh... awww... ahhh..." Rey groans as he rapidly thrusts his shaft between Serena's large and soft tits.

"Ohhhh mmm yeah... ohhhh.." Serena moans as she lifts her head and flicks her tongue against the crown of Rey's throbbing dick.

"Mmmmm ahhh awww..." Rey Mysterio groans while he thrusts his cock a few more times between Serena's tits before pulling it up. Rey starts to stroke his cock and within a matter of moments, he starts to cum, spraying his thick load onto Serena's face and tits.

"Ohhh mmmm yes... ohhh..." Serena moans as she feels thick wads of Rey's spunk landing on her face and tits for several moments. The Straightedge Diva closes her eyes and lays her head on the floor as she smiles contently.

"Looks like she sees that her opinion was wrong..." Shawn says.

"Rey must not get laid much to last that long..." Triple H replies with a smirk.

"Hey, I ain't no stranger to giving bitches a good fucking to set them straight..." Rey says.

* * *

A short while later, Serena is entering the locker room for the Straightedge Society where CM Punk is impatiently waiting, "What took you so long.... what's that on your face?" Punk says as he spots something dripping from Serena's cheeks.

Serena, dreamingly smiles, "Oh... that's... Rey's jizz... didn't have a shower over there..."

"What? You're supposed to keep your body pure! That means no fucking has-been Superstars like Rey Mysterio!" Punk snaps.

"Umm you see..." Serena begins to say.

"Rey's crossing a line...and he's going to pay for that... no one taints the society I'm trying to save..." Punk says as he grits his teeth.


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