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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Death Defying Diva
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

After introducing the main event match between John Cena and Mr. McMahon for
the March 8, 2010 edition of Monday Night RAW, 'The Mind Freak' Criss Angel
is returning to the backstage area of Portland, Oregon's Rose Garden Arena.
Wearing a black t-shirt, a black leather jacket, black baseball cap, gray
jeans and his familiar handcuffs chain. The musician, illusionist, hypnotist
and escapologist rubs his hands together as he makes his way back to his
office, but he is stopped by the WWE's resident wicked Diva Katie Lea
Burchill when she steps in front of him. "Hmmm... can I help you?" Criss asks
as he looks at Katie Lea, who is wearing tight fitting purple tights and a
black and purple top that shows off her cleavage and toned stomach.

Katie Lea Burchill slyly smirks at RAW's Guest Host, Criss Angel, as she
places her hands onto her wickedly curved hips. " dear
Christopher...I know you think you're so special with your silly little magic
tricks, however, my dear...I for one, don't believe in your silly little
magic tricks. I, however, believe in a darker form of magic..."

Criss pauses for a moment before he slightly smirks, "So... I take it you
think you're a mind freak?" Criss asks.

Katie Lea Burchill wickedly smirks at Criss Angel. "Actually quite the
opposite, my dear...those bloody little mind games are nothing,

"Please call me Criss..." Criss says, "So, what little tricks do you
specialize in?"

Katie Lea licks her lips "A true magician never reveals their secrets...."
Katie Lea says with a wicked hiss as she steps up close to Criss Angel.

Criss doesn't at all look uncomfortable, as Katie Lea gets closer to him.
"Then how about a demonstration? As you have seen tonight, I have shown how I
can freak with people's minds..."

Katie Lea raises an eyebrow and sinisterly smirks as she places her hands
against Criss Angel's t-shirt covered chest and slithers her wicked hands
against his covered chest. " want to get naughty, don't you my

Criss Angel smirks slightly as Katie Lea slides her hands up slightly and
begin to play with his handcuffs chain, "Way I'm seeing it my dear, it's you
who looks likes she wants to get naughty..."

Katie Lea wickedly laughs and tosses her dark haired head back. "Oh I love
being naughty..." Katie Lea says as she locks her wickedly seductive, lustful
eyes with Criss Angel. "Since we're on my turf, my dear, follow me..." Katie
Lea says as she lowers her hands and teasingly brushes them against the
crotch of his black pants. "That is if you're not afraid..."

Criss smirks, "I am many things... afraid isn't one of them..." Criss replies
as Katie Lea again teasingly brush her hands against his crotch.

* * *

A short time later inside of the Rose Garden Arena's boiler room, Criss Angel
has just finished undoing his gray jeans and is lowering them from his waist,
freeing his surprisingly thick and long cock. 'The Mind Freak' has his
jacket, hat and t-shirt off, but is still wearing his handcuffs chain around
his neck and the sinful Katie Lea has removed her black and purple top.

Katie Lea hungrily licks her lips as she glances down at Criss Angel's
impressive cock. " dear, I am quite impressed...let's just see if
you can use it..." Katie Lea says before the wickedly hot Diva slithers down
onto her knees, settling on the cold floor of the boiler room as Criss Angel
stands in front of her. Katie Lea wraps her right hand around his thick shaft
and begins to sinisterly move her hand against the Mind Freak's cock.

"Mmmmm.... you'll be impressed..." Criss Angel says with a slight moan as
Katie Lea moves her right hand back and forth along the length of his cock
that throbs slightly in response to her actions. Katie Lea raises an eyebrow
and wickedly smirks up at Criss Angel before she lowers her dark haired head
and slides her wet tongue against the head of his cock, while smoothly
stroking her right hand against his shaft.

"Mmm..." Criss moans slightly as Katie Lea smoothly strokes his cock with her
right hand while she teasingly slides her wet tongue around the head of his

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Katie Lea moans as she drags her wet tongue around the head
of Criss Angel's cock before she removes her right hand from his shaft and
guides her wet tongue down his long and rock hard shaft.

"Ahhh... mmm..." Criss Angel moans as he leans down and starts to feel up
Katie Lea's large tits as she twirls her tongue around the head of his cock
as she keeps her hand moving on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmm....ohhhh...." Katie Lea moans as she drags her wet tongue down his
shaft, coating it nicely with her saliva before she drops her tongue to his
swollen ballsack and begins to teasingly flick her tongue against his

"Mmmm nice trick..." Criss groans as Katie Lea bats his ballsack with her
wicked, wet tongue while she keeps her right hand moving on his cock. Katie
Lea closes her wicked eyes as she opens her mouth and gingerly takes his
ballsack into her sinisterly hot mouth. Katie Lea presses her lips against
his ballsack and begins to bob her head, sucking on his ballsack.

"Mmmmm..." Criss Angel licks his lips as Katie Lea sucks on his ballsack
while she pushes his cock in an upward angle to make it easier for her to bob
her head on his balls.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm..." Katie Lea lustfully groans as she sucks on his
ballsack, slapping her tongue against his balls, while she rapidly moves her
right hand against his shaft.

"Mmmm ahhh... awww..." Criss groans as Katie Lea sucks and slurps on his
ballsack while she rapidly pumps her right hand on his dick.

Katie Lea slowly pulls her head away from Criss Angel's cock, releasing his
ballsack from her mouth and looks up at him with a sly smirk. "'s
time to get naughty, my dear..."

"I have to agree with that..." Criss replies as the wicked Diva begins to
push her tight fitting purple tights from her hips. Katie Lea stands up from
the boiler room floor as she lowers her tight fitting purple tights down the
remaining way from her smoothly and sinisterly sultry legs before stepping
out of them to expose her deviously hot and stunning body, with her full and
juicy tits, and her smoothly shaved pussy. Criss Angel smirks slightly as
Katie Lea turns around after stepping out of her tights and she bends
forward, placing her hands on top of a crate. Criss steps behind Katie and
guides his thick, long and stiff cock into hot, tight and wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm....ohhhhhh bloody hell..." Katie Lea Burchill groans and grits her
teeth as she feels Criss Angel's long and thick cock entering her tight and
wet pussy from behind before she smoothly rocks back on her feet to push
against his cock.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Criss Angel grunts as he starts to pump his stiff cock in and
out of Katie's cunt as she rocks back against him.

"Ohhhhhhh naughty my dear....fuck that pussy!" Katie Lea
moans as she wickedly rocks back against his cock, pressing her juicy ass
against his toned waist.

"Ahhh... awww..." Criss groans as he places his hands on Katie's hips as he
drives his cock deeply into Katie's pussy while he increases the pace of his

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhh bloody fuck that pussy!" Katie Lea moans loudly as she
rakes her fingernails against the crate as she sharply rocks back on her
feet, grinding her sinisterly hot body against his rapidly thrusting cock.

"Ohhhh... ahhh... awww..." Criss Angel moans as he pounds Katie's hot pussy
with swift and deep thrusts. Criss's ballsack smacks against Katie's pussy
with each thrust.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhh yes! Ohhhhhh yes! Ohhhhhh fuck that naughty pussy!" Katie
Lea moans and leans her head back as she continues to rock back on her feet,
grinding her juicy ass back against his toned waist. Criss's handcuff chain
swings and smacks lightly against his well-toned chest as he continues to
fuck Katie Lea from behind.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmmm fuck!" Katie Lea groans and grits her teeth as she feels
Criss Angel's cock slamming deeply into her wet pussy from behind.

"Mmmm... ahhh..." Criss Angel pulls his cock out of Katie Lea's hot wicked
pussy. The Mind Freak turns Katie Lea around and she lifts herself up onto
the crate. Katie Lea narrows her eyes and licks her lips as she spreads her
sinisterly gorgeous legs apart as Criss Angel steps between her legs. Criss
guides his thick, long cock into Katie Lea's snatch as she places her hands
on his chest near his handcuffs chain.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Mmmmmm show me how naughty you can be..." Katie Lea moans as she
grabs hold of the handcuffs dangling from his next and pulls him towards her,
wrapping her sinisterly legs around his waist.

"Ahhhh awww.... ahhh...." Criss Angel grunts as he resumes pumping his large
cock in and out of Katie's pussy as she pulls him by his handcuffs chain.

"Ohhhhhhhhh!" Katie Lea moans loudly as she grinds her pussy against his
thrusting cock. Katie Lea pulls his head towards her with the handcuffs
around his need and devours him into a passionate, lustful kiss.

"Mmmmmm!" Criss moans into Katie Lea's mouth as they start to slide their
tongues against one another's. Criss Angel deeply rams his cock into Katie's
cunt as she rocks forward to match his pace.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Katie Lea moans as she works her sinister tongue against his
tongue as she deeply kisses the impressive illusionist known as the Mind
Freak. Katie Lea rocks on the edge of the crate, matching the speed that
Criss Angel is using to thrust his cock into her tight pussy. As he slaps his
tongue against Katie Lea's tongue, Criss Angel places his hands on Katie's
hips in order to pull her off of the crate. The wicked British Diva starts to
bounce on The Mind Freak's impressive cock.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh bloody hell! Ohhhhhhh!" Katie Lea moans as she rapidly
bounces on his cock, breaking the kiss, however she remains holding onto the
handcuffs dangling from his neck.

"Ahhh... awww... ahhh..." Criss Angel grunts and moans as he thrusts his cock
into Katie Lea's twat as she bounces on his cock while standing.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...mmmmm my naughty little freak..." Katie Lea moans as sweat
begins to drip from her body as she rapidly moves on his rock hard cock.

"Mmmm ahhh... awww... you're a naughty little freak yourself..." Criss grunts
as he starts to sweat as he pumps his cock into Katie's cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhh!" Katie Lea moans as she pulls on the handcuffs,
tightening them around his neck as she rocks wildly on his cock, feeling his
shaft ramming quicker and deeper. The dark haired illusionist drops to his
knees and lays Katie Lea on the ground as he continues to slam his cock into
her pussy while his cock starts to throb.

"Ohhhhhhhh....ohhhhhhhh yessss....ohhhhh fuck that naughty pussy!" Katie Lea
moans and licks her lips as she slides against the cold boiler room floor as
Criss Angel deeply pumps his cock into her wet and warm pussy.

"Awww.... ahhh... ahhh..." Criss Angel grunts as he keeps slamming his cock
into Katie Lea's pussy as she unwraps her legs from around his waist and lets
go of Criss's chain.

Katie Lea arches her back and grinds her pussy against his sharply thrusting
cock as she feels his shaft throbbing inside of her pussy. "Mmmmmmmm....
ohhhhhh yessss..."

"Awww.... ahhh..." Criss Angel grunts as he pulls his pulsating shaft out of
Katie Lea's pussy and he moves to straddle the dark haired British Diva.
Criss starts to rapidly stroke his cock as Katie Lea smirks at him with
anticipation. Katie Lea lifts her head off of the boiler room floor and opens
her mouth as she narrows her eyes, lustfully watching Criss Angel stroke his
pulsating cock.

"Awww.... ahhhh... ahhhh..." Criss Angel groans as he starts to shoot his
warm, thick cum towards Katie Lea's open mouth and onto her face.

"Mmmmmmmmm....ohhhhh that's bloody tasty..." Katie Lea moans as she licks her
lips as his warm cum sprays into her mouth and she swallows the thick load.

"Ahh... mmm you got some... mmm interesting tricks..." Criss groans as he
finishes shooting his warm jizz into Katie's mouth and onto her face.

Katie Lea raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks at Criss Angel. "My dear....
you've yet to see my best trick..."

"And that is?" Criss Angel asks.

Katie Lea slyly laughs and narrows her eyes seductively. "My dear should know that a good magician never shows off all of
their tricks at once..."

Criss smirks, "Very true... maybe we should arrange for a second


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