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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Dirt Sheet Exclusive
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

"Hello... I'm John Morrison... and People magazine offered me $15 Million
dollars of pictures of myself as a baby..." Morrison says with a smirk as he
looks at the camera by adding, "I passed..."

The Miz raises an eyebrow and looks at this co-host of the Dirt Sheet and
asks, "You turned them down?"

"John Morrison is not for sale..." Morrison answers

The Miz rolls his eyes before looking at the camera and saying "And I'm your
chick magnet, The Miz! Welcome to the number one show on host by
the greatest tag team of the twenty-first century... The Dirt Sheet!"

"This weekend on August 2nd, the WWE will be broadcasting Saturday Night's
Main Event on NBC that taped on Monday night without either of us, and quite
frankly that is a mistake..." Morrison says

"I was there..." The Miz says with a smirk as he interrupts Morrison.

"No you weren't..." Morrison says.

"Yes I was... in fact, I got an exclusive interview with Jenny McCarthy...
because, let's face it, she digs me..." The Miz says

"You did not get an exclusive with Jenny McCarthy..." Morrison says in
complete disbelief.

"Yes I did... roll it!" The Miz says.

* * *

"Welcome to an exclusive for's number one show, The Dirt Sheet, I am
The Miz, backstage at Washington, DC's Verizon Center... and yes you can hear
me now because I'm awesome," The Miz says to the camera before he walks
towards a door, "In this very room is the one and the only Jenny McCarthy,
who is here to promote her charity Generation Rescue which battles Autism...
and while that is a very good thing to do... I know for a fact she came to
the WWE to help promote it because she wanted to get an up close encounter
with the monk of mojo, The Grand Mizard of Lust..." The Miz says as he knocks
on the door with a smirk on his face

The former Playboy Playmate turned actress and author, Jenny McCarthy,
dressed in one-piece white and tan colored, single-shoulder strapped dress,
opens the door to her dressing room and raises an eyebrow at the sight of The
Miz standing out in the hallway. "Ummm...can I help you with something?"
Jenny asks.

The Miz grins, "I'm The Miz... I'm here to give you... some extra publicity
for your charity..." The Miz says as he points at the camera behind him.

Jenny McCarthy presses her lips together and crosses her arms against her
chest. "Ummm...I'm sorry..." Jenny pauses and shakes her head slightly. "What
did you say your name was?"

"I am... The Miz..." The Miz answers as he says his own name loudly as the
former Playboy Centerfold looks at him.

Jenny nods her head slightly and then laughs. "Right...and why are you here

The Miz smirks, "I told you... to help you bring my attention to your charity
by having you on the most watched show on, The Dirt Sheet..."

Jenny smiles a bit. "The Dirt Sheet?" Jenny presses her lips together and
shakes her head. "Never heard of it..."

"Really?" The Miz raises an eyebrow, "You have never heard of the show that
has been turning everyone's head... that has made the most popular
site to visit every Friday... that is seen by more people that have seen
Witless Protection..." The Miz says as he mentions Jenny's most recent film.

Jenny McCarthy raises an eyebrow and places her hands onto her perfectly
curved and slender hips. "Did you just insult me? Because...I kind of think
you did and if that's the case you can just leave..."

"Oh no... That was a big movie... I'm just saying more people watch my
show... more people are going to watch the Dirt Sheet than are going to watch
Saturday Night's Main Event this week... now wouldn't you, to bring awareness
to Generation Rescue, want to get the most exposure possible?" The Miz grins.

Jenny pauses for a moment to think about and then nods her head. "Well of
course I do."

"Of course you do... and by being on the Dirt Sheet I can guarantee that 24,
34.... hell 38 million people will see your message..." The Miz says as Jenny
raises an eyebrow when the Miz appears to say to the measurements for her
waist, hips and breasts.

Jenny suspiciously pushes her lips together and keeps her eyes locked on The
Miz. "So...what exactly happens on the Dirt Sheet? Do you like interview me?"

"It's little bit of an interview... and a lot of host-guest interaction..."
The Miz answers.

Jenny casually shrugs her shoulders and steps back from the doorway to allow
The Miz to enter her dressing room. "Alright...I suppose you can come on

The Miz smirks as the model and actress lets him into her dressing room,
"Hmmm the WWE has gone all out.." The Miz says as he comments on the well
decorated and furnished dressing room.

Jenny McCarthy smiles "Yeah, I was a bit surprised myself..."

The Miz smirks, "Now... how about you tell the viewers... about Generation
Rescue..." The Miz says as he and Jenny both go to sit on the large leather

Jenny presses lips together and places her hands down onto her lap. "Well
Generation Rescue is an amazing organization that assists children with
autism, which my son of course has..." Jenny begins to say.

"That's very interesting...." The Miz says as he looks down at Jenny's
gorgeous legs.

Jenny smiles and nods her head. "Yes it is and the goal of Generation Rescue
is to get awareness...." Jenny begins to continue on before being interrupted
by The Miz.

"So what type of stuff would you do to raise awareness?" The Miz asks as he
raises his eyes to look at Jenny's waist.

"Well..." Jenny pauses and glances at The Miz. "I was just going to talk
about that..."

"Really?" The Miz smirks, "By all means... tell us..."

Jenny nods her head. "Well as Generation Rescue gets more celebrity support
such as myself, the presence of the organization gets more stream attention
and thankfully the WWE was kind enough to invite me to join them. And I'll
tell you what, if it comes down to it, I wouldn't mind participating in a
bikini contest at Saturday Night's Main Event if need be..."

"Bikini Contests are so.... 2000... I think you should go all out to get more
attention for Generation Rescue..." The Miz says as he is blatantly checking
Jenny out.

Jenny laughs "Like what?"

The Miz smirks, "Show how dedicated you are to it... like... would you...
suck a dick to show just how important a cause Generation Rescue is?"

Jenny McCarthy raises an eyebrow and turns on the couch to face The Miz.
"Ummm...what did you just say?"

"I answered your question with an example... would you suck a dick to show
how important a cause Generation Rescue is?" The Miz smirks

"Ummmmm...I don't know...I suppose...maybe..." Jenny says before she shrugs
her shoulders.

"Would you.... get fucked in the ass to promote Generation Rescue?" The Miz

Jenny McCarthy raises an eyebrow and instantly looks at The Miz. "Ummmm...
excuse me?" Jenny says before she starts to stand up from the couch.

"It's just an honest question.... would you get fucked in the ass to promote
Generation Rescue?" The Miz smirks as he repeats his question.

Jenny presses her lips together. "This interview is over..." Jenny starts to
say before she pauses and then laughs slightly. " know what?
Miz...that's you're name right?" Jenny asks as she glances down at The Miz.
"You're stepping into a territory you're not ready for, kid..."

"Oh really?" The Miz asks as he starts to stand up from the couch.

Jenny McCarthy places her hands onto her hips and nods her head, looking
directly at The Miz as he now stands in front of her. "Yeah, kid...really!
You couldn't handle me...I would rock your world..." Jenny says and then
glances over The Miz. "I barely look like you're out of virgin
status..." Jenny says with sassy smirk.

The Miz laughs, "Listen I am a chick magnet... The Grand Mizard of Lust...
The Monk of Mojo... there is nothing I can't handle..."

Jenny laughs a bit and then smirks. "Yeah...I'm sure about that..." Jenny
says with sarcasm.

"Well considering you refused to answer my question... I'm sure you don't
really care about your charity..." The Miz says

"What do you think I'm stupid?" Jenny McCarthy asks with a smirk. "I knew
what was going on the whole time...and quite frankly...what's in it for me?
What would you do for me?"

The Miz smirks, "Give you more satisfaction than you have gotten from
sleeping with Jim Carrey for one..."

Jenny presses her lips together and raises an eyebrow. "Make a donation to
Generation Rescue...and then I'll rock your world.

"No problem..." The Miz smirks, "In fact I'll get my co-host to donate as

Jenny McCarthy nods her head and smiles. "Guess like we have a deal then..."
Jenny says as she takes a step closer toward The Miz.

"Need me to unzip you?" The Miz asks.

"No I can handle that..." Jenny says with a smirk before she reaches forward
to tug at The Miz's pants. "But you'll need to lose these..."

The Miz smirks at the camera before he looks at Jenny, "Right..." The Miz
says as he first unbuttons the top few buttons of his shirt in order to pull
it up over his head, giving Jenny a great view of his toned and tanned upper

Jenny nods her head approvingly before she lowers herself down onto her knees
in front of The Miz as she begins to work on unbuckling the belt around his

The Miz tosses his shirt behind himself as he looks down at Jenny as she
pulls his belt through the loops of his pants after unbuckling it.

Jenny casually tosses the belt over her shoulder and proceeds to unbutton and
then unzip his pants before she pulls them down from his waist.

The Miz smirks as Jenny pulls his pants down from his waist but she stops
halfway when Miz's long and extremely thick cock is freed. The Miz chuckles
at Jenny looks at it with a 'deer in the headlights' expression as she sees
how big it is, "Not to big for you is it?" The Miz asks with a cocky smirk as
Jenny keeps her eyes on his cock as she slowly pushes his pants all the way
to his feet.

Jenny shakes her head and smirks up at The Miz before laughing. "No...just
wasn't expecting it to be that big..." Jenny says with a lick of her lips
before she raises her left hand and wraps it around his shaft to start
stroking his shaft.

"Yeah that's what they all say..." The Miz says as Jenny slowly strokes his
cock with her left hand as it gradually hardens.

Jenny smirks a bit as she looks up at The Miz before she spits some saliva
down onto The Miz's cock, which she gathers with her left hand, using her the
saliva to lube up his long shaft.

"Mmmm..." The Miz moans as Jenny moves her left hand along the length of his
cock, spreading her saliva over every inch.

Jenny lowers her blond haired head and starts to drag her wet tongue around
the head of his cock, while continuing to move her left hand back and forth
on his shaft.

"Oh yeah..." The Miz groans as Jenny slides her tongue over and around the
swollen head of his cock while she continues to work her hand along the
length of his tool.

"Mmmmmm...." Jenny softly moans before she parts her stunning lips and takes
the head of The Miz's cock into her mouth. Jenny seductively glances up at
The Miz as she wraps her moist lips around his shaft and starts to steadily
bob her head to suck on his cock.

"Ahhhh..." The Miz moans as Jenny bobs her head at a nice and steady pace on
his thick cock.

Jenny raises her right hand and places her hand onto The Miz's thigh, while
keeping her left hand around the base of his shaft as she continues to
perfectly bob her head back and forth, with her lips smoothly sliding against
his shaft.

"Oh yeah... mmmmm..." The Miz smirks as Jenny slides her right hand over his
thigh as she sucks and slurps on his very thick cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Jenny moans around The Miz's cock as she starts to
bob her head at a quicker pace, with her tongue sliding against the bottom
side of his shaft teasing, while also guiding his cock deeper into her mouth.

"Ahhhh mmmmm..." The Miz moans as Jenny gets over half of his cock into her

Jenny presses her lips tighter around The Miz's cock as she deeply bobs her
head, causing her to slow down slightly on how quick she is moving her head
on his cock.

"Awww I bet you can take more..." The Miz groans as he places a hand on the
back of Jenny's blond haired head to press down slightly as the model and
actress has a slightly hard time of fitting more of his cock past her lips.

Jenny McCarthy's lips begin to loosen around The Miz's cock as he adds a bit
more pressure to the back of her hand with his hand to force her head down on
his cock, taking him deeper into her wet mouth.

The Miz starts to thrust his cock forward, and with a bit of effort, he gets
the head of his dick to lightly smack the back of Jenny's mouth as she gags
and slobbers on his big fat dick.

"Mmmmmmmmmm....gahhhhh...." Jenny moans and gags as her saliva heavily drips
down on his shaft as The Miz keeps her head down with his hand on the back of
her head.

"Mmmm..." The Miz moans as he fucks Jenny's mouth for a few moments before he
allows her to lift her head up from his cock.

Jenny removes her left hand from the base of The Miz's cock and wipes saliva
dripping from the sides of her mouth as she takes a few moments to breath
after gagging on his cock.

The Miz has a smug look on his face as he sees Jenny licking her lips as she
composes herself after gagging on his dick.

"Think you're all that now, don't you?" Jenny asks with a smirk as she
reaches over her shoulder to find the zipper of her dress as she proceeds to
unzip the back of her dress.

"I don't think... I know...' The Miz says as he watches Jenny start to push
down her dress after she unzips it.

Jenny raises an eyebrow and glances up at The Miz. "You're pretty cocky.."
Jenny comments as she slides the single shoulder strap down and pushes the
top portion of her dress down to expose her slender and curved, gorgeously
tanned upper body with her nicely large and juicy tits.

"What can I say... I'm awesome..." The Miz smirks as he looks at Jenny's
large and firm tits.

Jenny McCarthy laughs a bit as she stands up from the floor of her dressing
room and starts to push the dress down from her gorgeously shaped waist and
down her stunningly smooth, tanned legs.

"Mmmm.... now that's a Centerfold body..." The Miz smirks as he checks Jenny

Jenny nods her head and proudly smiles. "I've worked hard for it..."

"Let's see how hard you work it..." The Miz says as he sits down on the large
leather couch.

Jenny smirks and takes a step over toward the couch. "I told you already
babe...I'm gonna rock your world!" Jenny McCarthy says before the stunning
and spunky former Playboy Playmate moves to straddle The Miz's lap, lowering
herself down on his cock.

"Mmmmmm..." The Miz groans as Jenny takes his thick cock deep into her tight
wet pussy. The Miz places his hands on Jenny's thighs and starts to thrust
his dick upward into her.

"Mmmmmmmmm yeah....ohhhhhh..." Jenny McCarthy moans as she places her hands
gently onto his toned and tanned waist as she starts to bounce with each of
his upward thrusts, starting to rock on his shaft.

"Ahhhhh..." The Miz groans as he watches Jenny's large juicy tits sway as she
bounces on his upward thrusting cock.

"Ohhhhh yeah...mmmmmm you still think you can handle me?" Jenny asks with a
moan and a smirk as she continues to bounce at an increasing pace on The
Miz's cock.

"Mmmmm oh yeah..." The Miz says as he keeps his face steady as he pumps his
cock up into Jenny's cunt. The Miz moves his hands behind the former Playmate
of the Year and grabs her juicy round ass as she rides his thick tool.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Jenny moans as she rocks forward on The Miz's cock,
grinding her pussy as she perfectly works over the co-host of The Dirt Sheet.

"Mmmm you like that don't ya..." The Miz groans as he squeezes Jenny's ass
cheeks while he suddenly starts to sharply thrust his cock up into her twat.

"Ohhhhhhhhh yeah!" Jenny moans lustfully and nods her head as she bounces
quickly on The Miz's cock as he sharply starts to drive his cock upward.

"Ahhhhh awww...' The Miz licks his lips as Jenny wildly rides his pistoning
cock. The Miz moves his hands back to Jenny's waist and starts to lift her up
and down on his shaft, causing her ass to smack firmly against his thighs
every time he drops her down on his upward moving dick.

"Ohhhhhhh ohhhhhh yeah! Fuck!" Jenny moans and throws her head back as she
starts to firmly drop down on The Miz's cock as he thrusts up deeply into her
wet and tight pussy.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." The Miz smirks as he starts to turn on the couch to lay Jenny
on it while he gets on his knees.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm yeah..." Jenny moans and closes her eyes as she starts to
slide on the couch against his thrusts.

"Ahhhhh awww..." The Miz groans as he rams his cock swiftly and deeply into
Jenny's cunt.

Jenny hooks her smoothly and gorgeously tanned legs around The Miz's waist as
she starts to rock back against his cock, grinding as he thrusts into her.

"Mmmmmm fuck..." The Miz grunts as he thrusts his cock all the way into
Jenny's pussy. Miz's ballsack smacks loudly against Jenny's skin as he pounds
her twat.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...." Jenny McCarthy moans as she continues to slide
back and forth on the couch, but at a quicker pace with her large and juicy
tits bouncing as she moves against his thrusts.

The Miz licks his lips as he sits up on his knees while he continues to pump
his cock deeply and firmly into Jenny's pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh... mmmmmm yeah...mmmmm...damn you are good..." Jenny moans as she
feels The Miz deeply and swiftly hammering his cock into her pussy.

"Ahhhh I'm awesome..." The Miz smirks and as if to drive home his point, The
Miz slams his cock even harder into Jenny's pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhhh!" Jenny moans and bounces slightly against the couch as The Miz
deeply rams his cock into her following the hard thrust.

"Mmmmm you know.... you didn't answer my question earlier..." The Miz grunts
as he continues to deeply fuck Jenny's pussy.

Jenny raises an eyebrow and smirks. "Mmmmm what was that baby?"

The Miz smirks, "Would you get fucked in the ass for Generation Rescue?" The
Miz asks as he rams his cock sharply into Jenny's pussy.

Jenny laughs a bit "You really want to fuck that ass, don't you?"

"Mmmmm it's a sign to show... how dedicated someone is..." The Miz answers as
he pulls his cock out of Jenny's soaking wet pussy.

"You want to fuck my ass..." Jenny McCarthy says and then smirks "Go right

The Miz licks his lips and turns Jenny over onto her stomach where she pushes
herself up onto all fours. The Miz spreads Jenny's ass cheeks apart as she
braces herself as best as possible just before The Miz slams his extremely
thick cock into her asshole, stretching it further than she thought possible.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm ohhhhhhhh fuck!" Jenny groans and grits her teeth as she rocks
forward on her knees, with The Miz starting to thrust his cock into her
asshole at a firm and steady pace.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." The Miz groans as he grabs Jenny's waist and pulls her
backward as he thrusts his cock in and out of her asshole.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah...mmmmm fuck that ass..." Jenny lustfully moans as she rocks
back on her knees to push back against his cock.

"Mmmmmm yeah... ahhh...' The Miz grunts as he pounds Jenny's ass with harder
and faster thrusts. The Miz looks at the camera and licks his lips, "See how
important... Generation Rescue is? That's why you should support it!" The Miz
grunts as he slams his cock into Jenny's asshole after every word.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Jenny moans and closes her eyes as she rocks
forward sharply on her knees with The Miz firmly thrusting into her ass,
pulling her back by her hips.

"Ahhhh what you should do.... is make some donations....mmm fuck..." The Miz
says as he relentlessly fucks Jenny's ass, with his balls constantly crashing
against her ass cheeks.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm...ohhhhh!" Jenny McCarthy continues to moan and tilts her
head back as her gorgeously rounded, tanned ass smacks back against his

"Awwww ahhhh fuck.... forget those... lame ass charities other celebrities
promote... Jenny gets fucked in the ass for Generation Rescue..." The Miz
groans as Jenny's ass an unbelievable pounding from The Miz's pistoning cock.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh!" Jenny McCarthy moans loudly and lowers her head down
toward the couch as she rocks forward on her knees at a quick rate with The
Miz fucking her stunning ass.

"Mmmmm anything... you want to add Jenny?" The Miz smirks as he continues to
hammer her stretched out asshole with his cock as he drives Jenny over the
edge of ecstasy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm just fuck that ass!" Jenny moans lustfully as sweat pours
down her face.

The Miz smirks as sweat drips down his face as he grabs a firmer hold of
Jenny's hips and doubles the pace and force of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh!" Jenny moans and keeps her eyes closed as her
stunning ass continues to smack loudly against his waist as he drives his
cock deeply into her.

"Ahhhhhh mmmmm..." The Miz groans as his cock starts to throb noticeably
inside of Jenny's ass as he just continues to fuck her.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm fuck!" Jenny moans and licks her lips as she swiftly moves
on her knees as The Miz thrusts his throbbing cock into her stunning ass.

The Miz suddenly pulls his pulsating cock out of Jenny's asshole and sits on
the couch. After taking a few moments to recover, Jenny turns around on her
knees and wraps her right hand on Miz's throbbing meaty cock.

Jenny lifts her eyes and seductively looks up at The Miz before she lowers
her head to The Miz's cock and takes his throbbing shaft inside of her mouth.
Jenny wraps her moist and luscious lips around The Miz's cock and starts to
bob her head to suck on his pulsating cock.

"Mmmmm look at that.... from ass to mouth.... don't you think you should
support Generation Rescue too?" The Miz says to the camera as Jenny bobs her
head lustfully on his pulsating cock.

Jenny McCarthy presses her lips firmly around The Miz's cock to prevent his
cock from leaving her mouth as she bobs her head with ease.

"Mmmmm fuck.... awwww...." The Miz groans as his cock starts to erupt with
warm thick cum inside of Jenny's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm..." Jenny softly moans and turns her head on The Miz's cock as his
warm cum sprays into her mouth. Jenny continues to bob her head on his shaft,
while swallowing his cum at the same time.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmmm fuck..." The Miz groans as Jenny turns her head slightly
to look at the camera as The Miz unloads within her mouth.

Jenny McCarthy gradually unwraps her lips from around The Miz's shaft and
proceeds to lift her head, licking her lips clean.

"Now.... Jenny... you think any one now has a doubt how important Generation
Rescue is after that?"

Jenny smirks. "Well it proves I'm willing to do whatever it takes..." Jenny
says with a nod of her head as she glances at the camera, before turning her
attention back to The Miz. "Now you better donate a whole hell of a lot..."

"Oh I will.... " The Miz smirks before he looks at the camera, "But how much
I'll donate... that's a private matter.... for now... I am The Miz... one
half of the greatest tag team of the 21st Century... I have fucked Jenny
McCarthy and raised more awareness for Generation Rescue... and I'm
awesome... meaning... you can all... Be Jealous!"


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