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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Double Date Night
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

At a restaurant in Nashville, Tennessee on January 10, 2011, Daniel Bryan,
wearing a black sweater over a light purple button collared shirt and black
pants, is following his NXT Rookie Derrick Bateman, wearing a black suite
jacket, a white button shirt, black tie and stars & stripes pants. "Whoa
Derrick hold up..." Bryan says as he catches up to his rookie who is upset
that Nikki Bella, who's wearing a yellow one piece dress, spilled her drink
on his pants.

"Man I'm sorry but dude... she ruined my pants!" Derrick Bateman says.

"Relax Derrick, it was just an accident, and I'm sure Nikki is sorry about
that," Daniel says as he motions back towards the table where Nikki is
talking to her sister Brie Bella, who is wearing a white one piece dress.

"And another thing, those two are like total fish, I mean I'm laying out the
charm like a worm on a hook and they ain't biting," Derrick says.

"Well I think maybe if you relax a bit it would help out," Daniel says before
he lowers his voice, "And trust me when I say, the Bellas are easier than you

Derrick looks at his WWE Pro for a long moment before he grins, "Oh you sly
stud, you totally slept with them..."

"You said it... I didn't..." Daniel Bryan says, "But listen come back to the
table and we'll smooth things over with them..."

"Yeah... totally smooth it over..." Derrick Bateman nods his head before he
follows Daniel back to the table where the Bellas are sitting.

"Hey girls... are you ready to leave?" Daniel asks as Bellas look up at him.

Nikki and Brie Bella both turn their heads to look at Daniel Bryan and
Derrick Bateman, however, the clearly unimpressed expressions form on both of
their faces at the sight of Derrick Bateman. "Yeah! We are ready to leave!"
Nikki says as she stands up, looking at Brie Bella, clearly indicating that
it is her and Brie that are leaving, but not with Bryan and Bateman.

"Hold on now... maybe this evening can be saved you know..." Daniel Bryan
starts to say as he tries to smooth things over.

"I think everyone here was just a bit nervous..." Daniel says as he looks at
his NXT Rookie.

Derrick Bateman nods his head, "Oh yeah... totally... you know how it is,
trying to impress a couple of hotties," Derrick says with a grin.

Nikki presses her lips together and looks at Daniel Bryan. "Daniel...I'd be
happy to leave with you...." Brie Bella narrows her eyes and glares slightly
at Nikki.

"But I'd be more happy to Daniel..." Brie says as she moves next to Daniel
Bryan and takes hold of one of his arms.

"How about we all go..." Daniel says as he looks at Nikki, "You'll really
like Derrick..."

Nikki raises an eyebrow and glances at Derrick Bateman, before glancing down
at his stars and stripes pants. "I doubt it..."

Derrick Bateman grins at Nikki, "Hey just give me a chance... I'll totally
rock your world..."

* * *

An hour later at the hotel, on the couch Daniel Bryan is making out with Brie
Bella while she is sitting on his lap. Meanwhile, Nikki Bella is sitting on
the bed, with a bored and completely unimpressed look on her face as she
listens to Derrick Bateman, "You know my pants are still wet from earlier...
maybe I should get into yours..." Derrick says as he tries one of numerous
pick-up lines on Nikki.

Nikki Bella crosses her arms and looks over at Derrick Bateman with a
disgusted look on her face before she turns her head to glance away from him.
"Oh my god...what a loser..." Nikki says under her breath as she looks over
at Brie Bella lustfully kissing the reigning United States Champion, Daniel
Bryan with her tongue sliding in and out of his mouth.

Daniel Bryan slides his tongue against Brie's tongue while he slides a hand
over her thigh. Bateman grins as he nudges Nikki slightly, "Hey babe... I bet
you worked for UPS... cause I could have sworn I saw you checking out my
package back at the restaurant."

Nikki turns her head and looks back at Derrick Bateman with a sigh. "Oh my you always talk this much?" Nikki says as she slightly glares at the
NXT Rookie. Meanwhile, Brie Bella is busy lifting Daniel Bryan's shirt as she
breaks the kiss for a moment to remove his shirt, lifting it over his head,
to expose his toned upper body.

Daniel lifts his arms so that Brie can remove his shirt. After she tosses his
shirt aside, Brie slides her hands over Daniel's chest as she leans forward
to lustfully kiss him again. Derrick Bateman grins at Nikki, "Hey babe, no
need to be sour... you do meet all the requirements cause you have to be hot
to ride me..." Bateman says.

Nikki rolls her eyes and shakes her head, clearly still unimpressed with
Derrick Bateman. "That's the best you've got?" Nikki asks. Brie, meanwhile
lowers her hands and starts to unbuckle Daniel's belt as she continues to
kiss him.

"Oh no babe I got a lot more..." Bateman grins. Daniel Bryan swirls his
tongue against Brie's tongue while she pulls his belt through the loops of
his pants.

"Oh my god..." Nikki groans and leans her head back slightly. "Alright..."
Nikki says before she turns to face Derrick Bateman. "Listen's
pretty obvious to me that you really want to fuck me, but I don't really want
to fuck you...but I will on one condition..."

"And what's that?" Bateman asks with a grin.

"You be quiet..." Nikki says in a firm tone.

Derrick Bateman smirks, "I can do that..."

Meanwhile, Brie Bella slides off of Daniel Bryan's lap and positions herself
down onto her knees on the floor as he sits on the couch. Brie playfully
looks up at Daniel Bryan as she unzips and unzips his pants, pulling them
down from his waist.

"You're on fire tonight Brie..." Daniel says as Brie pulls his pants from his
waist, freeing his hardening cock in the process.

"Oh....Daniel...I was so hot for you tonight at handsome you
looked!" Brie says as she places her right hand around his hardening shaft
and begins to move her hand up and down his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Daniel moans as Brie strokes his cock at a brisk pace with her
right hand while she uses her left hand to pull his pants from his legs. Brie
Bella adorably looks up at Daniel Bryan before she flicks her wet tongue
against the head of his cock, while she continues to move her hand up and
down his shaft.

"Ahhhh..." Daniel moans as Brie flicks her tongue over the head of his shaft
as she strokes it at the same time. "Ahhhh..." Daniel moans as Brie flicks
her tongue over the head of his shaft as she strokes it at the same time.

Meanwhile on the bed, Nikki is laying with her head on the pillows and her
legs straight up in the air while Derrick is laying on his stomach lapping
his tongue against Nikki's pussy as he places his hands on the bottom side of
Nikki's legs to help her keep them up. "Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh.." Nikki moans
and bites down on her bottom back as she feels Derrick Bateman's talent
tongue working against her wet, tight pussy.

"Mmmmm mmmmm!" Derrick moans against Nikki's snatch as he laps his tongue at
a brisk pace over Nikki's twat. Nikki arches her back and closes her eyes as
she feels Bateman's tongue darting in and out of her wet and warm snatch,
occasionally circling around the inside of her snatch.

Meanwhile, Brie Bella is kneeling on the couch with her hands on the back of
it while Daniel Bryan stands behind her thrusting his cock in and out of her
pussy. "Mmmm... ahhhh..." Daniel moans as he holds onto Brie's hips as he
fucks her with deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah Daniel...ohhhhh..." Brie Bella lustfully moans and
cutely glances back over her shoulder at Daniel Bryan as she rocks back and
forth on her knees with his shaft sliding deeply into her.

"Ahhhh... awww..." Daniel groans as he firmly thrusts his cock into Brie's
pussy while she rocks back against him so that her cute round ass hits
against his waist.

"Ohhhhh...Daniel...mmmmm you're so hot!" Brie moans as she rocks back on her
knees to adorably push her ass back against his cock and toned waist.

Back on the bed, Derrick Bateman is on his back as Nikki rocks back and forth
on his man-tastic cock. "Ahhhh ohh yeah..." Derrick groans as he grabs
Nikki's waist and starts to firmly and swiftly thrust his cock up into her

Nikki presses her lips together and glares down at Derrick Bateman as she
rocks back and forth on his shaft, bouncing as he thrusts up into her wet
pussy. "I said you had to be quiet..." Nikki groans with little to no passion
or excitement in her voice.

"Mmmm I am being quiet.." Derrick grins as he lifts and lowers Nikki on his
cock as he thrusts his shaft up into her tight wet twat.

"Mmmmmm....whatever..." Nikki groans as she grinds her wet pussy down on
Bateman's shaft.

Meanwhile, Daniel is sitting on the couch as Brie bounces up and down on his
cock while she slides her hands all over his chest. "Mmmmm ahhhh..." Daniel
groans as he lays his hands on Brie's thighs as she rides his dick. Brie
Bella licks her lips and adorably looks down at Daniel Bryan as she rocks
back and forth on is shaft, bouncing steadily as he thrusts up into her wet

"Ohhhh ahhhh..." Daniel moans as he leans back on the couch as Brie Bella
grinds herself on his upward thrusting cock.

"Ohhhhhhh Daniel...ohhhhh!" Brie happily moans as she rocks back and forth on
his cock, grinding her pussy down and feeling him constantly thrusting up
into her.

Back on the bed, Nikki Bella is on all fours watching her sister ride
Daniel's cock as Derrick Bateman is busy pumping his large dick in and out of
her pussy. "Ahhhh awwww..." Derrick grunts as he hammers Nikki's twat with
firm thrusts that causes Nikki to rock forward.

"Fucking bitch,..." Nikki says as she keeps her eyes locked on Brie as she
bounces on Daniel Bryan's cock, with Derrick Bateman her thrusting his cock
into her from behind, causing the more devious Bella Twin to rock forward on
her knees.

"Ahhhhh ohhh yeah..." Derrick grins as he watches Brie bounce up and down on
his pro's cock. Bateman grabs Nikki's hips and pulls her backward suddenly as
he slams his cock into her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Nikki Bella moans before she glances over her shoulder and
glares at Derrick Bateman. " Pull out..."

"All right.." Derrick grins as he proceeds to pull his large cock out of
Nikki's wet snatch. Nikki Bella presses her lips together and sits up on her
knees before she moves off of the bed and starts to approach Brie Bella, who
has her back to the identical twin sister as she bounces on Daniel Bryan's

"Ahhhhh mmmmm..." Daniel groans as he doesn't notice Nikki approaching the
couch while Brie is eagerly bouncing on his dick.

Nikki Bella grits her teeth and places her hands onto Brie's shoulders before
she roughly pushes her own sister off of Daniel Bryan's cock. "It's my turn
Brie!" Nikki snaps.

"Whoa... easy..." Daniel says as he catches Brie before she falls to the
floor. Brie stands up and turns to face her identical twin as Nikki is
already in the process of mounting Daniel's rock hard cock.

"What the hell Nikki!?" Brie Bella asks as she stands up from the floor and
balls her hands into fists as Nikki proceeds to already move on Daniel Bryan.

"You have to share Daniel, Brie..."

"Ahhh hey Brie... Nikki was having fun with Derrick..." Daniel says with a
grin as Nikki is grinding herself sharply on his cock.

Nikki makes a face down at Daniel Bryan as she rocks on his cock. "Uhhh...
yeah Brie...go hang out with Derrick..."

"I just bet he was bored with you..." Brie snaps at Nikki before she turns to
walk over to the bed.

"Ahhhh awwww..." Daniel groans as he thrusts his cock upward into Nikki's

Brie Bella smiles as she approaches the bed and climbs onto the bed to join
Derrick Bateman. "Hey Derrick..."

"Oh hey..." Derrick grins at Brie as she places her hands on his chest and
pushes him to lay on the bed.

"Have you ever been with twins, Derrick?" Brie asks with an adorable smile as
she holds her hands against his chest and eases herself down onto his cock.

"Ohhhh yeah... but not identical..." Derrick replies with a smirk as Brie
takes his cock into her pussy. Derrick lays his hands on Brie's thighs as she
begins to lightly bounce on his cock.

"Identical are the best ones...Derrick..." Brie moans slightly as she rocks
back and forth on his cock, smoothly bouncing up and down on his cock,
feeling him start to thrust up into her pussy.

"Ohhhh I can tell that..." Derrick grins as he thrusts his cock up into
Brie's pussy.

Meanwhile on the couch, Nikki is laying on her side with Daniel laying behind
her, thrusting his cock deeply into her pussy as he holds her right left up
to make it easier for himself to fuck the mischievous Bella twin.
"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah Daniel... ohhhhhh fuck!" Nikki Bella moans lustfully
as she feels Daniel Bryan's cock swiftly hammering into her wet snatch.

"Ahhhh... mmmm awww..." Daniel Bryan moans as he pumps his cock in and out of
Nikki's twat, which causes her to rock back and forth on her side.

Nikki Bella glances back at Daniel Bryan and slyly smirks as she grinds back
seductively against his cock. "Ohhhhhh yeah're so fucking hot!"

Back on the bed, Brie is now on her back with Derrick on top of her, swiftly
thrusting his big thick cock in and out of her pussy as Brie wraps her legs
around his waist. "Ohhhhhhhh....mmmmm yeah...Derrick..." Brie moans as she
places her hands onto Derrick's strong arms, moving against his thrusts,
clearly enjoying Bateman more than Nikki did.

"Ohhhh yeah.... mmmm fuck man you're the hotter twin..." Derrick Bateman
groans as he pounds Brie's cunt with hard and fast thrusts.

"Oh yeah! I am!" Brie moans and cutely laughs as she feels his cock deeply
ramming into her wet pussy.

Meanwhile on the couch, Nikki is laying on it as Daniel stands and holds her
legs up as he thrusts his cock in and out of her pussy. "Mmmmmm ahhh..."
Daniel moans as he pushes Nikki's legs towards her head as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhhhhh Daniel...mmmmm yeah fuck me, babe!" Nikki moans and grits her
teeth as she feels Daniel Bryan smoothly, but deeply and quickly thrusting
his cock into her. Daniel Bryan licks his lips as he deeply thrusts his cock
all the way into Nikki's snatch with each of his thrusts as he holds her legs
in a position that causes her feet to hang over Nikki's head. Nikki bites
down on her bottom lip as she purposely tightens her pussy around his shaft
and sharply grinds back against his cock as he thrusts into her. Nikki
bites down on her bottom lip as she purposely tightens her pussy around his
shaft and sharply grinds back against his cock as he thrusts into her.

Meanwhile on the bed, Brie Bella is on all fours and tightly holding onto a
pillow with both hands as Derrick Bateman rapidly fucks her ass with hard,
swift thrusts as his cock starts to throb. "Ahhhhh.... awwww... yeah!"
Derrick groans as he fucks Brie's juicy ass.

"Ohhhhhhhh Derrick...ohhhhh yeah!" Brie moans and presses her lips together
as she rocks back and forth on her knees rapidly as the NXT Rookie deeply
thrusts his large cock into her.

"Ahhhhh.... ahhhhhh!" Derrick Bateman moans as he begins to cum inside of
Brie's asshole as he continues deeply thrusts his cock into her. Brie presses
her lips together and looks over her shoulders to look back at Derrick
Bateman as she lightly rocks back on her knees to push back against his
throbbing cock as his warm cum floods her pussy.

Meanwhile, Daniel Bryan is standing in front of the couch as Nikki sits on
the couch as she strokes his throbbing cock with both of her hands.
" are so fucking hot....I love it when you fuck me..."
Nikki says as she slyly looks up at Daniel Bryan as she spits some saliva
down onto his shaft, while stroking him.

"Ahhhh... ahhh damn Nikki..." Daniel moans as his cock pulsates in Nikki's
hands. As the mischievous Bella twin strokes his cock it begins to unload
thick streams of white spunk from the piss slit. Nikki closes her eyes and
opens her mouth as she aims Daniel Bryan's cock toward her mouth and the warm
streams spray perfectly into her mouth.

"Ahhhh awww..." Daniel moans as Nikki continues to stroke his cock as he
fills her mouth with his spunk.

Nikki licks her lips as she glances up seductively at Daniel as she slowly
moves her hand on her cock. "Mmmmm...I'm your favorite, right Daniel?"

"I like you and Brie the same..." Daniel says with a smile as Nikki strokes
his cock.

Nikki presses her pouty lips together. "But and I have so much
more in a know I'd love to stay the night..."

Daniel glances over his shoulder at the bed where Brie is making out with
Derrick. Daniel looks at Nikki, "Well looks like Brie is gonna be staying the
night so it makes sense that you stay too..." Daniel smiles.

Nikki Bella presses her lips together "Actually..." Nikki says as she takes
Daniel's hand. "Why don't you come back to my room.."

"I don't know..." Daniel Bryan says.

"Oh come on Daniel..." Nikki says as she lightly pulls him. Brie Bella slowly
breaks the kiss and glances over at Nikki and Daniel Bryan.

"Seems more fun here..." Daniel Bryan says with a smile.

"But Daniel..." Nikki says as she innocently looks at him.

"Nikki..." Brie says as she crosses her arms. "We really should be going...
we have an early flight...remember!?" Brie Bella says, glaring at her twin

"Yeah and Derrick and I have a bit of a drive tomorrow for NXT," Daniel says.

Nikki crosses her arms and glances at Brie Bella. "I don't have an early

"Yes YOU do..." Brie says as he motions with her head slightly towards

"Daniel and I are going to hang out in OUR can stay with him..."
Nikki says motion back to Bateman.

"Hey I didn't say I was..." Daniel Bryan says with a laugh.

"Bro it's all good," Derrick says with a wide grin.

Nikki smirks and looks tauntingly at Brie. "See Brie...Daniel wants to come
with me..."

"Ummm hey how about I order us some room service..." Daniel says as he tries
to move from between Brie and Nikki.

"Great idea! But lets go back to my room and order..." Nikki says before she
makes a face. "We don't want to eat here in front of Brie...if she has food
late, she gets really bad gas..."

"No I don't... you're the one who gets all farty!" Brie snaps back.

"Whoa... if this leads to a catfight I can die happy..." Derrick Bateman

Nikki laughs and steps up to Brie. " least I'm not the fat
one!" Nikki says getting into her twin sister's face.

"You are the fat one! You had two bowls of ice cream at the restaurant
earlier!" Brie says as she pushes Nikki.

"Like the place even served ice cream! That place was worse than Denny's who
the hell would take us to such a tacky place like that!" Nikki yells to Brie
before she gives her a push

"Derrick picked it..." Daniel Bryan says with a laugh.

"Hey that place wasn't tacky... it was awesome," Derrick Bateman says.

Nikki rolls her eyes and laughs "Oh was so tacky...and who the
hell pays for dinner with a bag of change?" Nikki asks as she looks at
Derrick Bateman with disgust. Nikki then turns her attention back to Brie.

"Daniel and I are going back to the room..." Nikki says before she turns and
takes Daniel Bryan's hand. "Come on Daniel..."

"I think it's getting a bit late..." Daniel Bryan starts to say.

"Yeah Daniel....we should probably get heading back to my room then..." Nikki
says as she turns and pulls Daniel Bryan with her slightly.

"That's not at all what he means..." Brie says as she grabs Nikki's hand to
take it off of Daniel's, "He's busy having to deal with that..." Brie says as
she points at Derrick, "And he has no time for games cause he's a
professional..." Brie adds with a smile.

Nikki Bella turns her head to look at Derrick Bateman and laughs. "Yeah...
good point Brie..." Nikki says as she takes Brie's hand "Lets get our stuff
and go..."

* * *

A short time later out in the hallway, the Bellas are making their way back
to their hotel room, "Oh my god... what a pair of dorks..." Brie says while
laughing and shaking her head.

Nikki turns her head and laughs. "Yeah...and what about Derrick's god awful
pants....did you see those?" Nikki asks with a smirk as she walks side by
side with Brie.

"I want to forget them... how can someone with that good a body dress like
such a tool... Michael Cole has better fashion sense," Brie says as she rolls
her eyes.

Nikki laughs "Brie...Michael Cole makes more sense when he talks than Derrick
Bateman..." Nikki replies "Can you believe that gross place they took us to?"

"Oh totally... and it's no surprise Daniel went along with it, I can't
believe he was backing out of every advance you made... well I can believe it
cause I'm hotter, but still, even a fat hick from North Carolina would want
to go fuck the hell out of you," Brie says.

"Oh god...don't remind me...remember when we fucked that loser?" Nikki laughs
and shakes her head. "That was a major mistake..."

"Don't remind me...remember how he ran out of breath just from a hand job?"
Brie Bella laughs.

Nikki laughs. "And how he blew his load as we were just getting started with
him..." Nikki says and presses her lips together. "But you know who would
have treated us to a great restaurant tonight and a perfect date?"

"John Morrison..." Brie Bella says with a grin

"Well...yeah him...but I was thinking more of that hunk Cody Rhodes..." Nikki
says as she licks her lips.

"Yeah... Cody was hot and would have treated us perfectly... but I heard his
face is now totally messed up now," Brie says before she smirks, "But I bet
Alberto Del Rio would have treated us right, can you imagine how much money
he would spend just to please us?"

Nikki Bella slyly smirks. "Oh Brie...I'm getting hot just thinking about

"Maybe we should go to where SmackDown is tomorrow..." Brie licks her lips

Nikki nods her head. "Oh yeah...and I bet Alberto loves twins..."


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