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Dysfunctionally RAW
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (


The audience members in attendance chant loudly and energetically in the mock
studio setup, consisting of a stage, with three chairs arranged on the center
of the stage, reminiscent of a popular day-time talk show, located in the
backstage area of the Wells Fargo Arena in Des Monies, Iowa during the
February 15, 2010 broadcast of Monday Night RAW.

"Monday Night RAW proudly presents The Jerry Springer Show!" WWE Hall of
Famer and long-time Ring Announcer, Howard Finkel's, voice booms over the
sound system setup backstage in the mock studio. "...And now please welcome
the host of The Jerry Springer Show and the Guest Host of Monday Night


The audience members begin to loudly and energetically chant once again as
the Guest Host of Monday Night RAW, the controversial and iconic talk show
host, Jerry Springer, stands in the middle of the audience section, with a
microphone in his left hand and holding his trademark blue note card in his
right hand.

"Thank you...thank you...thank you! Welcome to the Jerry Springer Show! I'm
Jerry Springer and I am proud to be your Guest Host of Monday Night RAW this
evening!" Jerry Springer says into the microphone as he steps out of the
audience isle he was standing in and begins to make his way toward the stage.

"Today's show deals with dark relationship secrets that could potentially be
fatal to those involved when the significant other finally comes clean with
their partner...which brings me to my guest..." Jerry Springer says as he
walks to stand in front of the stage in front of the audience and glances
down at his blue note card. "I'd like everyone to well to the show...he is
the All-American American...Jack Swagger!" Jerry Springer says, introducing
his guest, as the camera turns to face the stage, revealing Jack Swagger
sitting on the stage, in the middle chair setup, leaving a chair vacant of
each side of him.

Jerry Springer raises his right hand up and adjusts his glasses before
speaking into the microphone. "Jack, I would like to welcome you onto the
show and I understand that you have a deep, dark secret that you would like
to share with your girlfriend today...."

Jack Swagger, wearing slacks and a gray long sleeved button shirt, leans back
in his chair, "Well Jerry... I've been dating this girl Brie.... and she has
an identical twin sister Nikki... and one time Nikki pretended to be Brie and
I slept with her..." Jack says.

"Ooooo..." The audience says as they listen to the details of Jack's secret.

Jerry Springer nods his head "I see...I see..." Jerry says as speaks into the
microphone, before motioning to Jack Swagger with his left hand. "And I
suppose this incident only happened one time?" Jerry Springer asks.

"Are you kidding? After realizing how hot that was and finding out that it
was Nikki and not Brie... I wanted more..." Jack Swagger smirks, "So Nikki
and I have been seeing each other behind Brie's back ever since..." Jack adds
as the audience gives a mix reaction to Jack's revelation.

Jerry Springer shakes his head "Double dipping, my friend, that will get you
into some trouble...." Jerry Springer says with a smirk before he passes
slightly in front of the stage. " let me get this straight,'ve been sleeping with your girlfriend's twin sister behind her
back for the past couple of months...and your girlfriend absolutely has
no idea..."

"That's exactly right Jerry... and don't get me wrong, Brie's a great fuck...
but Nikki is hotter..." Jack Swagger says with a chuckle.

"Well...why don't we bring out the twin sister of your girlfriend..." Jerry
Springer says before glancing down at his trademark blue note card. "Let's
welcome to the show...Nikki Bella!"

"Booo..." The audience jeers Nikki Bella as she walks out from the back with
a smirk on her face. Jack licks his lips as he watches Nikki walk in front of
him before she sits down on the chair to his left.

Nikki Bella, dressed in a single-piece, stunning red skirt and top, slyly
smirks at Jack Swagger as she presses her lips together and looks attentively
at Jerry Springer, while placing her left hand onto Swagger's knee. "Well
Nikki...welcome to the show..." Jerry Springer says.

"Hey Jerry..." Nikki says with a mischievous smirk.

"'ve been in an affair with your twin sister's girlfriend...
don't you think that is wrong?" Jerry Springer asks.

Nikki Bella shakes her head and smiles "Absolutely not, Jerry!" Nikki Bella
proudly replies and glances at Jack Swagger. "I gave Jack everything that
Brie couldn't and more!" Nikki Bella says with a smile as an audience members
shouts "SLUT!"

Nikki narrows her eyes and stands up "Shut up! You don't know me!" Nikki says
as she opens her arms ready to fight.

Jack smirks, "See Nikki doesn't hold back Jerry... she's awesome..." Jack

"She's a whore... she's a whore!" Several members of the audience chant
before some of Jerry Springer's security guards motions for them to settle

Jerry Springer raises his hands up towards the audience "Alright...
alright....settle down...let's hear what Nikki has to say...." Jerry Springer
says before he turns his attention back to Jack Swagger and Nikki Bella.
"Now, were saying that you gave Jack what your sister

Nikki Bella nods her head "That's right Jerry...Brie could never suck Jack's
dick like I can..."

"And that's very true Jerry... Nikki is a pro at sucking cock..." Jack
Swagger smirks.

Nikki Bella proudly nods her head and licks her lips as she slyly looks at
Jack Swagger, before she sits back down on the chair, next to Swagger. "Let's
show him babe..."

Jack Swagger smirks, "All right..." Swagger says as he stands up from his
chair and he unbuckles his belt as he steps in front of Nikki.

Nikki Bella licks her lips and hungrily glances up at Jack Swagger before she
places her hands onto his waist and proceeds to push his pants down from his
waist. "Whoa...whoa...whoa...this is family program, you can't do that!"
Jerry Springer says with some sarcasm. Jack Swagger's long thick cock comes
out of his slacks after Nikki lowers them far enough as the audience is
actually stunned at what they are seeing. Nikki grits her teeth together as
she places her left hand around his long and thick cock before she starts to
stroke his shaft, before leaning her head down to slyly kiss the swollen tip
of his cock.

"Mmmm..." Jack smirks as Nikki moves her left hand up and down on his cock as
she presses her lips on the head of his cock.

"Suck his dick! Suck his dick!" The audience chants to motivate Nikki despite
taunting her a few minutes earlier.

Nikki smirks before glancing up at Jack Swagger before she begins to open her
mouth and eagerly lowers her head to take Jack Swagger's cock into her sultry
and mischievous mouth. Nikki wraps her perfectly pouty and moist lips against
Swagger's cock as she starts to smoothly bob her head. "Well I must say...out
of everything that has happened on this show before...this is a first!" Jerry
Springer says in surprise.

"Ahhhh.... ohhh shit..." Jack Swagger moans as Nikki bobs her head eagerly on
his long, thick cock in front of a live studio audience. Nikki places her
right hand onto Jack Swagger's muscular waist as she lightly moves her left
hand against the bottom half of his shaft, while she perfectly and
impressively bobs her head on his long shaft.

"Ahhhh... yeah.... mmm..." Jack groans as he starts to unbutton his shirt
revealing his muscular upper body while Nikki sucks and strokes his cock at
the same time.

After Jack takes off his shirt, the audience can see that only the front of
his upper body is tanned and they begin to chant, "Learn to tan!" to insult

Nikki briefly lifts her head off of Swagger's cock. "Mmmmm...don't listen to
them babe..." Nikki replies before she returns to bobbing her head on
Swagger's cock, perfectly and seductively moving her head to suck on his
cock, slapping her mischievous tongue against his shaft. Jerry Springer's
eyes are widened and he shakes his head in disbelief as he watches Jack
Swagger getting his dick sucked by Nikki Bella.

"Ahhhh... awww ohhh yeah baby suck that cock..." Swagger moans as Nikki takes
his cock deep into her mouth each time she lowers her head on his shaft.

Nikki seductively turns her head on Jack Swagger's cock, grinding her pouty
and luscious lips on his shaft, as she continues to move her head along his
thick cock. "Ok...ok...ok...before this becomes anymore out of control...Jack
and Nikki...if I could please have both of your attention..." Jerry Springer
says into the microphone.

"Ahhhh sure Jerry..." Jack moans as Nikki continues to suck and slurp on his
long hard dick.

Nikki Bella slowly lifts her head from Jack Swagger's cock and slyly tosses
her dark hair back before she sits straight up on the chair. "What is it
Jerry?" Nikki asks.

" see...Jack and Nikki...I know that the reason you are both here
to reveal a secret, however, we have a secret to reveal to the both of
you..." Jerry Springer begins to explain.

"What are you talking about?" Jack Swagger asks as he moves to sit down in
his chair.

"Well knew that your girlfriend, Brie, was here...however, what
you didn't know was that Brie has been able to not hear, but see all that has
been going on!" Jerry Springer says with a nod of his head.

"What?" Jack Swagger asks with total surprised look on his face.

"Let's bring out Jack's girlfriend and Nikki's own twin sister...BRIE BELLA!"
Jerry Springer announces with excitement as Brie Bella, dressed in the same
tight fitting, single-piece, red skirt and top, comes storming onto the

"Jack! What the hell!" Brie shouts as comes rushing at the All-American
American, while Nikki Bella stands up from her seat, with her eyes narrowed
into a glare.

"Whoa calm down..." Jack Swagger says before Brie slaps him hard with her
right hand.

"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience cheers as Brie slaps him again.

"How could you do this to me!" Brie Bella yells before the security guards
come onto the stage to calm down the situation. Brie Bella grits her teeth
and turns her attention to Nikki "You bitch!" Brie yells before she starts to
charge toward her twin sister, just as the security crew blocks her entry at

"Jerry! Brie is just jealous!" Nikki says.

"Whoa...whoa...whoa, jealous?" Jerry Springer asks. "How can you say that,
when you slept with your sister's boyfriend?" Springer asks, while adjusting
his glasses.

Nikki slyly smirks "You want to know the real reason why Jack wants me? It's
because Brie is a man!" Nikki yells.

"Brie's a man! Brie's a man!" The audience chants before some of them realize
what that could mean about Jack Swagger and they then begin to chant "Jack
likes dick! Jack likes dick!"

"Whoa hold on assholes! Brie is not a man!" Jack shouts. Brie Bella shakes
her head and pushes back the security crew to tackle her twin sister, Nikki,
down onto the stage floor and starts pulling at her hair.

"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience chants loudly as Brie and Nikki roll on
the floor as the security guards struggle to pull Brie and Nikki apart. When
they do so, some of them take Nikki to the far left side of the stage, while
the rest keep Brie near Jack.

"Ok...ok...ok...we already know Brie is a man!" Jerry Springer says, which
causes Brie Bella to open her mouth in shock. "But Brie...your sister has
been sleeping with your boyfriend behind your back, what do you have to say
about that?" Jerry Springer asks.

Brie Bella glares at Nikki before smirking. "Well Jerry....I think maybe I
should show everyone how a 'man' treats Jack!" Brie says before she suddenly
drops down onto her knees in front of Swagger, grips his cock with her left
hand and shoves his All-American cock into her mouth.

"Mmmmm fuck!" Jack moans loudly as Brie shocks him by swallowing nearly his
entire cock with one gulp. Brie smirks around Jack's cock and glances up at
him as she starts to steadily and rapidly bob her head up and down on his
cock, slapping her wet tongue against his fully hard shaft.

Jack places his right hand on Brie's head as he starts to thrust his cock in
and out of Brie's mouth.

"Suck that dick! Suck that dick!" The audience chants as they watch Brie bob
her head on Jack's shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm...." Brie Bella moans as she bobs her head back and forth
on Swagger's long and thick cock as he pumps his cock into her nicely warm
and wet mouth.

"This is crazy! Even for my show!" Jerry Springer says as he watches Jack
Swagger getting his dick sucked now by Brie Bella.

"Ahhh yeah Brie.... mmmm fuck..." Jack moans as he thrusts his cock in and
out of Brie's mouth, which makes it easy for Brie to deep throat his entire

"Mmmmmmmm...gahhhh...gahhhhhh..." Brie Bella moans and lightly gags against
Jack Swagger's cock as the head of his long shaft taps against the back of
her sweet and talented mouth.

"Gag that slut! Gag that slut!" Some of the audience members in the front row
chant as they hear Brie's gags as Jack Swagger fucks her mouth. Brie Bella
manages to lift her head off of Jack Swagger cock for a moment, as Nikki
Bella happens to break free from being held back by the security guards and
charges onto the stage where Brie and Jack Swagger are. Nikki grits her teeth
as she shoves Brie Bella off of the stage and proceeds to lift her single-
piece skirt and top from her curved and stunning body.

"You're a bitch! You're a bitch!" Some of the audience chants towards Nikki
Bella while the rest of the audience takes a moment to check out the stunning
mischievous twin.

Nikki Bella smirks and places her hands onto her hips before glancing slyly
at Jack Swagger. "Babe...lets show those losers how hot we are together!"

Jack smirks, "Sounds good to me..." Jack says as he grabs Nikki and has her
kneel on one of the chairs. Nikki then leans forward and places her hands on
the back of the chair, Jack grabs her hips and forces his large cock into her
pussy from behind.

"Ohhhhhhh...." Nikki moans and slyly glances over her shoulders as she feels
Jack Swagger's cock thrusting deeply into her tight pussy from behind. Jack
grits his teeth as he pulls Nikki backwards as he drives his cock swiftly
into her hot tight pussy.

"Mmmmmmm yeah baby....fuck that pussy..." Nikki groans as she rocks back on
her knees, pushing back against Swagger's cock as he deeply drills his shaft
into her tight pussy.

"Now don't have any remorse for doing this to your girlfriend?"
Jerry Springer asks and shakes his head.

Jack glances at Jerry as he continues to slam his cock into Nikki's pussy,
"Ahhhh... mmm hey I fuck them like this all the time..." Jack grunts before
he turns his full attention back to plowing Nikki's twat with his dick.

"Ohhhhhh....ohhhh yeah!" Nikki moans and leans her head back as she grinds
her juicy ass back against his waist as he drives his cock deeply into her

"Fuck that cunt! Fuck that cunt!" The audience chants as Jack Swagger
increases the pace and force of his thrusts as he fucks Nikki Bella from

"Ohhhhhh....ohhhhh yeah...ohhhh Jack!" Nikki Bella moans as she rocks rapidly
on her knees while on the chair, feeling Swagger deeply slamming his cock
into her tight pussy.

"Ahhh... ohh shit... mmm fuck..." Jack Swagger groans as he keeps fucking
Nikki as Brie Bella is stripping out of her clothes. Brie Bella tosses her
single-piece, red skirt and top onto the floor and storms back onto the
stage, before she forces Jack Swagger to pull out of Nikki, and proceeds to
push Nikki out of the chair, causing her to fall down onto the stage.

"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience cheers as they watch Nikki almost land on
her face after Brie pushes her off the chair.

"Hey Brie..." Jack says as he turns his attention to Brie just before she
angrily pushes him to sit down on the chair.

Brie Bella narrows her eyes and glares at Jack Swagger before she places her
hands onto his strong shoulders and straddles his waist, before she lowers
herself down onto his cock as he sits in the chair. "Mmmmmm...." Brie moans
as she begins to rock back and forth on his cock.

"Ahhh shit..." Jack Swagger moans as Brie rocks back and forth on his large
cock. Jack places his hands on Brie's tits and gropes them as she rides his
impressive shaft.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...." Brie Bella moans as she rocks back and forth on
his cock, grinding her tight pussy on his shaft as she feels him start to
thrust up into her pussy.

"Ahhh ohhh yeah... mmm fuck..." Jack moans as he leans back on the chair in
order the more easily thrust his large cock up into Brie's cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhh....ohhhhh yeah...." Brie moans as she places her hands onto his
muscular chest as she bounces up and down on his thrusting cock.

"Ride that dick! Ride that dick!" The audience chants as Brie bounces
straight up and down on Jack Swagger's cock and her round ass cheeks smack
down on Jack's powerful legs.

"Ohhhhhhh....ohhhhhhh..." Brie Bella moans as she drops rapidly on Swagger's
cock as he deeply pumps his shaft up into her pussy, causing the chair to
rock slightly.

"Ohhh fuck yeah Brie... mmmm..." Jack Swagger moans as he swiftly thrusts his
cock up into Brie's cunt as she keeps bouncing on his dick. Nikki Bella
stands up from the floor and slides her hands through her gorgeous hair to
compose herself before she approaches Jack Swagger and her sister Brie. Nikki
places her hands on Brie and roughly shoves her off of Jack's cock, causing
Brie to fall down onto the stage floor.

"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience chants as Brie lands on the stage floor.
Before Nikki can jump onto Jack's lap, Jack stands up, grabs her by the hips
and lifts her up so that he can impale her pussy with his large cock.

"Ohhhhhhhh!" Nikki moans and slyly looks out at the audience while she hooks
her gorgeously smooth legs around Swagger's waist and begins to rapidly
bounce up and down on his cock as he drills his cock upward into her pussy.

"Mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Jack grunts as he holds onto Nikki's hips as he drives
his cock into Nikki's hot tight snatch as she bounces on it.

Nikki Bella hooks her arms around the back of Swagger's neck as she rapidly
bounces up and down on his cock as he deeply pumps his shaft into her.

"Fuck that slut! Fuck that slut!" The audience chants as they watch Nikki
bounce on Jack's pistoning cock while no one notices Brie Bella is getting up
from the stage floor. Brie Bella crawls up behind Jack Swagger as he stands,
bouncing Nikki Bella on his cock, before Brie pushes all of her weight into
the back of his legs.

"Whoa shit!" Jack yells as he falls backward over Brie and down to the stage
floor with Nikki on top of him. Nikki Bella turns her head and glances over
her shoulder just as Brie comes at her twin sister, knocking her off of
Swagger's cock. Brie smirks at Nikki before she climbs onto Jack Swagger,
lowering herself down onto his rock hard cock.

"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience chants as Brie Bella begins to rock back
and forth on Jack Swagger's cock as he recovers from Brie tripping him.

Brie places her hands down onto Swagger's muscular chest as she starts to
rock back and forth on his cock, grinding her wet pussy down on his shaft.
"Ohhhhh...ohhh yeah..." Brie moans as Nikki Bella begins to recover.

"Ahhhh fuck... mmmm..." Jack Swagger moans as he starts to thrusts his cock
upward into Brie's pussy as she rocks sharply on his shaft. Nikki moves over
to where Jack Swagger is laying on the floor with Brie Bella bouncing on his
cock before she mounts herself onto his face, rubbing her pussy down against
his mouth.

"Mmmm..." Jack moans as he starts to lap his tongue against Nikki's pussy as
she rubs it on his face while Brie rides his upward thrusting cock. Brie and
Nikki make eye contact almost instantly as the two identical twin sisters
face each other, while each are rocking on Jack Swagger. Brie rocking on his
cock as he thrusts up into her pussy and Nikki, rocking on his face as she
grinds her pussy against his flicking tongue.

"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience chants as the two hot twins rock on top
of Jack Swagger, with Brie riding Jack's cock and Nikki riding Jack's face.
Nikki reaches forward and grabs hold of Brie's hair, roughly yanking on her
sister's hair as she rocks on Jack Swagger's face.

"Oh you bitch!" Brie says as she grabs hold of Nikki's hair and begins to
pull as well, as she rocks of Swagger's cock inside of her wet pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhh mmm!" Jack Swagger moans as he laps his tongue against Nikki's
twat while he sharply pushes his cock up into Brie's pussy as the two twins
pull each other's hair.

Nikki and Brie starts to rock sharply on Jack Swagger as the two sisters pull
on the other's hair. Jerry Springer shakes his head and throws his hands up
"This is insane!"

"Mmmmmm! Mmmm!" Jack moans as he darts his tongue into Nikki's twat while his
large cock starts to throb inside of Brie's pussy as the twins have a
catfight while on top of him. Nikki grits her teeth as she manages to shove
Brie Bella off of Jack Swagger's cock and rolls off of Swagger as well as the
twin sisters begin to roll on the stage floor, pulling the other's hair.

"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience chants as Nikki and Brie roll back and
forth on the on the floor as Jack Swagger stands up. The handsome, sweat
coated All-American American starts to stroke his cock as he watches the
twins pull each other's hair. Brie Bella manages to roll on top of Nikki and
pulls on her hair before slapping Nikki in the face. Nikki tries to kick Brie
off, while Jack watches on.

"Damn... you two are hot..." Jack Swagger says as he strokes his cock while
he moves closer to get a better look of the catfight the Bella Twins are
having. Brie and Nikki manages to push apart from each other and glance up at
Jack Swagger as he strokes his throbbing cock. Nikki and Brie both hungrily
tilt their heads upward toward his cock.

"Ahhh damn... mmmm..." Jack moans as he begins to cum, and he tries to shoot
his large warm load over both of the twins' faces.

"Mmmmmmmm.....ohhhhhh...." Brie and Nikki both moan as they open their
mouths, managing to catch Swagger's cum in either of their mouths.

Jerry Springer shakes his head and he continues to watch in utter disbelief.
"This is unbelievable..."

"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!" The audience chants as Jack Swagger strokes his cock
until he shoots every drop of his cum into both Brie and Nikki's mouths.

"Ok...ok...alright...." Jerry Springer says as he glances down at his note
card. "I understand we now have some comments from the audience..." Jerry
Springer says as Brie and Nikki take their respective seats on the stage,
leaving the middle chair open for Jack Swagger. As Jack Swagger sits in the
middle chair, Jerry walks over to one audience member who is Michael Cole.

Jerry Springer steps up next to Michael Cole and professionally shakes
Michael Cole's hand "And you apparently have a comment to make?" Jerry asks.

"Yes I do Jerry..." Michael nods his head, "I want to know when Nikki is
going to give me change from last night when I picked her up! You owe me
five-dollars you cock sucking hussy!" Michael says.

Jerry Springer raises an eyebrow "Whoa...apparently something happened, do
you care to explain?"

"Yeah I picked her up last night at the airport and she offered to give me
head for fifteen dollars... I gave her a twenty and she didn't give me my
change!" Michael says.

"Where's my change! Where's my change!" The rest of the audience starts to
chant to try and mock Nikki Bella.

Nikki Bella rolls her eyes and raises her hands up in defense "I took the
extra five dollars....because I had a heck of time sucking that limp dick of
yours!" Nikki fires back.

"Wow!" Jerry Springer replies.

"AHHH AHHHH AHH!" Hornswoggle, who's sitting near Michael Cole reaches over
to tug on Jerry's suit jacket to get his attention.

Jerry Springer turns around and looks vacantly around the studio before
lowering his head to glance down at Hornswoggle. "Oh you have something to

Hornswoggle nods his head as he climbs onto his seat. He then points at
Nikki, Jack and Brie, "Ahh-ahh-rehhh-ahh-reah acting friendly ahh-rehh-ahh-
ahhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as Jerry Springer figures out Hornswoggle is
pointing at how civil Brie, Nikki and Jack are after fucking on the stage.

Jerry Springer nods his head and glances down at Hornswoggle, as if he
completely understood him. "You know, my little friend, that is a very good
point!" Jerry Springer says before moving on to another audience member.

"Wait you understood that?!" Jack Swagger asks from the stage.

Jerry Springer nods his head "Yes...he thinks you're a jackass!" Jerry
Springer replies before he steps up to the beautiful Eve Torres and Chris

"Hey Jerry..." Chris Masters says as he shakes Jerry's hand before Jerry
shakes Eve's hand.

"Jerry... me and my boyfriend want to know what in the world those two see in
that guy who doesn't even have a good tan..." Eve Torres says.

"Hey screw you lady! I know I look good!" Jack Swagger says.

"But can you do this?" Eve asks before Chris Masters takes off his shirt and
starts to flex his large pecs.

Jerry Springer's eyes widen as he looks at the tanned and muscular chest of
Chris Masters as his large pecs begin to arithmetically move. "That...that's need to put on a bra!"

Eve sees the somewhat hurt look on Chris's face, "Don't worry babe I love it
when you do that..." Eve says with a smile.

Jack notices that both Brie and Nikki are looking at the muscular Chris
Masters, "What are you two looking at?" Chris asks.

Jerry Springer shakes his head. "This is ridiculous! Moving on!"

"Oh Maury! Maury!" Santino Marella says as he's standing at the end of the
row that Jerry is walking down.

"Oh...son of a bitch..." Jerry Springer groans as he walks down to where
Santino Marella and rolls his eyes "What possibly could you have to say? And
my name is Jerry...Jerry Springer!"

"Oh right..." Santino says, "Maury... she..." Santino points at Nikki before
he pauses and then points at Brie, "Or was it she... I don't know... one of
them said that the other was a man... but I see no pene... " Santino says.

"Once's Jerry...and it's quite obvious to me that Brie's a man!"
Jerry Springer says before he starts to walk away from Santino. "And...moving
on..." As Jerry Springer shakes his head he looks up and sees in the next row
Ron Simmons raising his hand in order to make a comment.

"Yes....sir you have a comment?" Jerry Springer asks as he approaches Ron
Simmons. Once, Jerry Springer reaches Ron Simmons, he directs the microphone
toward him.

Ron nods his head and then motions towards the stage where Jack, Brie and
Nikki are sitting. He takes a deep breath before simply saying in a loud
voice, "DAMN!"

Jerry Springer nods his head "My thoughts exactly!" Jerry Springer says
before he steps away from Ron Simmons and begins to walk toward the stage. "I
want to thank my guests for being here today...this was certainly an
interesting this was a complete mess!" Jerry Springer shakes his
head "I'm Jerry Springer and I'm out of here!"


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