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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Backstage during the September 2, 2001 WWF Live Event at Halifax, Nova
Scotia's Metro Centre, Lita is watching Jeff Hardy challenge WCW United
States Champion Kanyon. As she watches, the WWF European Champion and
Alliance's self-proclaimed Superhero, The Hurricane, jumps behind her as if
he's landed from flying. "Evil doer Lita... I trust you have learned your
lesson that Citizen Ivory and I have taught you and that vile Matt Hardy
earlier tonight in the ring..."The Hurricane says.

Lita, dressed in a pair of slightly baggy black pants with her white thong
clearly visible and hot pink top, raises an eyebrow and turns around to face
The Hurricane, pressing her lips together trying not to laugh. "Apparently
Batman was busy tonight?"

"Batman? He's a second rate hero... a grown man in a rubber suit hanging out
with a young boy... Whatsupwitdat?!" The Hurricane asks as he throws his
hands out to his sides.

"Right...." Lita says with a nod of her head as she looks at The Hurricane
for a moment. "And...a grown man dressed up in a ridiculous outfit, well like normal?"

The Hurricane looks at Lita as if she is speaking in tongues, "You are not
gonna fool me with your twisted words... I fight for truth and justice, your
lies are nothing to my Hurri-ears."

Lita raises an eyebrow and licks her teeth. "If you ask me, you're just a
grown man living in a fantasy world..." Lita pauses and then laughs. "I bet
you still live in your mother's basement...and I bet you're still a virgin

"If gambling was legal, you would have lost..." The Hurricane says, "And no
woman on the side of good and truth can resist my Hurri-cock!" The Hurricane

"I'm sure I could..." Lita says with a sly smirk.

"That sound suspiciously like a challenge..." The Hurricane says.

"Oh really? That's what you think?" Lita asks with a smirk.

"The Hurricane does not turn down any challenge... if you think you can
handle my mighty Hurri-cock then put up or shut up..." The Hurricane says.

"To the Hurri-cave?" Lita playfully suggests before she pauses and sees the
serious look on The Hurricane's face. "Oh my really do have a
Hurri-cave?" Lita says before she shakes her head in disbelief.

"The Hurri-cave comes with me wherever I go evil-doer..." The Hurricane says
as he slightly snaps at Lita.

* * *

A short time later in light-green lit locker room, Lita is naked and on her
knees with a look of shock on her face as she's 'face to face' with The
Hurricane's long, meaty Hurri-cock.

"'re much bigger than I would have thought..." Lita says with a
smirk as she places her left hand around his shaft and starts to work her
hand against his nicely thick and long shaft.

"That's because evil-doers are use to small things..." The Hurricane replies
with a smirk as Lita works her left hand back and forth on his cock.

Lita smirks back up at The Hurricane before she lowers her head and slides
her sultry wet tongue against the head of his Hurri-cock.

"Mmmmm..." The Hurricane moans as Lita slides her tongue over the swollen
head of his large stiff cock.

Lita playfully and slyly looks up at The Hurricane before she parts her lips
and takes his cock into her mouth, wrapping her lips perfectly around his
cock and begins to bob her head.

"Awwww..." The Hurricane groans as he places his hands on Lita's red haired
head as she sucks and slurps on his cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm" Lita moans as she bobs her head steadily on
The Hurricane's cock, working her sultry lips back and forth on his shaft.

The Hurricane begins to move his hips, thrusting his Hurri-cock in and out of
Lita's mouth as she eagerly sucks his dick.

Lita places her hands onto The Hurricane's toned waist and lightly rocks
forward on her knees as she bobs her head swiftly and smoothly, taking him
deeper into her mouth as he pumps into her stunning mouth.

"Ahhh..." The Hurricane groans as he fucks Lita's mouth with brisk and deep
thrusts, pushing the head of his cock all the way forward so that the head of
his shaft taps the back of her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm!" Lita moans as she turns her fiery red haired head
on The Hurricane's cock to grind her lips and lower her head further down on
his shaft.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmmm..." The Hurricane moans as Lita deep throats his entire

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh!" Lita moans as her wet saliva drips down his cock,
while she teasingly slaps the bottom side of his shaft with her sultry

"Awwww..." The Hurricane groans before he pulls his cock out Lita's mouth,
causing Lita to moan in a bit protest.

"I wasn't finished..." Lita says with a smirk.

"Who said we were finished?" The Hurricane asks in reply as he pulls Lita up
to her feet, turns her around and bends her over a table. As Lita looks back
at him with an approving smirk, the Alliance's resident Superhero rams his
cock into the WWF's smoking hot redhead's twat.

"Mmmmmmmmm...fuck..." Lita groans as she feels his cock entering her wet,
tight pussy as he starts to intensely thrust his cock into her.

"Ahhhh mmmmm..." The Hurricane moans as he places his hands on Lita's hips as
he pumps his meaty and long Hurri-cock in and out of her snatch

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck...ohhhhhhh!" Lita moans and grits her teeth as she
rocks on her feet, feeling him deeply pumping into her.

"Awwww mmmmm yeah..." The Hurricane grunts as he drives his cock harder and
faster into Lita's cunt as she rocks back against him.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhhh shit...ohhhhhhhh!" Lita moans as she rocks back, with her
nicely juicy, tanned, sultry ass smacking against his waist as she pushes
back against his cock.

The Hurricane licks his lips as he swiftly hammers Lita's wet and tight pussy
from behind. "Mmmm like that evil-doer?" The Hurricane asks with a grunt as
he rams his cock balls deep into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...I love it..." Lita groans as she eagerly pushes
against his thrusting shaft.

"Awww... mmmm ahhhh..." The Hurricane grunts as he repeatedly slams his
entire cock into Lita's snatch. The wanna-be Super Hero suddenly pulls out of
Lita's pussy, turns her around and lifts her up onto the table where Lita
eagerly spreads her legs to allow him to ram his Hurri-cock back into her

"Mmmmmmmmm....fuck..." Lita groans as she wraps her seductively smooth,
tanned legs around his waist and starts to grind against his cock as he pumps
into her.

The Hurricane places his hands on Lita's thighs as he thrusts his cock in and
out of her pussy while she places her hands behind herself on the table's
smooth surface.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh!" Lita moans as she rocks on the surface of
the table as The Hurricane deeply pumps his mighty cock into her.

"Mmmmm awww..." The Hurricane moans as he drills Lita's pussy with sharp,
quick and deep thrusts of his Hurri-Cock.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck...ohhhhhh!" Lita moans as she eagerly rocks forward
against his cock.

The Hurricane licks his lips as sweat begins to drip down his lean and toned
body as he pounds the pussy of the WWF's extreme redheaded Diva.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh fuck!" Lita groans and arches her body as she moves
eagerly against his thrusting cock.

"Awwww yeah... mmmmmm..." The Hurricane groans as Lita bumps and grinds her
pussy against his pistoning cock.

Lita narrows her eyes and seductively looks at The Hurricane as she moves
against his thrusting cock. "Ohhhhh yeah...mmmmm..."

As he shows off his impressive stamina, The Hurricane lifts Lita up off of
the table in order to bounce her on his cock as he keeps pumping it into her.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh fuck!" Lita moans as she places her hands onto
his shoulders, while swiftly bouncing up and down on his cock.

Wrapping his arms around Lita's body, The Hurricane grits his teeth as Lita
bounces up and down on his cock as he fucks her while standing.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh shit!" Lita moans as she rocks back on his cock, while
swiftly dropping on his cock.

"Ahhhhh awww...." The Hurricane groans as he sharply thrusts his cock into
Lita's cunt, causing her to moan louder each time she drops down on his dick.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh!" Lita moans as her pussy tightens around his shaft and she
starts to cum on his cock.

"Ahhhh mmmmm..." The Hurricane moans as his cock begins to throb as Lita cums
on his shaft as he continues to fuck her.

Lita throws her head back with lust and licks her lips as she feels his cock
pumping upward into her soaking wet pussy.

"Ahhhhh mmmmm fuck..." The Hurricane groans as he lifts Lita off of his cock
and eases her down to the floor. As Lita gets comfortable on her knees, The
Hurricane begins to stroke his mighty throbbing Hurri-cock as she looks up
lustfully at him.

Lita hungrily licks her lips and looks up at The Hurricane as she watches him
work his hand along his throbbing cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhhh..." The Hurricane grunts as he begins to shoot and amazing
amount of cum from his cock as he continues to stroke his shaft.

Lita closes her eyes and holds her mouth open as she eagerly catches his warm
cum as it splatters down onto her face and into her hungry mouth.

"Mmmmm for an evil doer... I'm ahhhh surprised you could handle my Hurri-
cock..." The Hurricane groans as he stops stroking his cock when he's
finished cumming.

Lita raises an eyebrow and smiles up at The Hurricane. "Oh...I handled it


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