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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Five Star Score
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following his victory over Damien Sandow during the April 8, 2014 SmackDown television tapings, Rob Van Dam, wearing his usual wrestling singlet, has returned to the backstage area and passes by the interview set where Renee Young, dressed in a black dress, has finished filming an exclusive segment for the WWE App. "See... that was no sweat for R...V...D...." Rob says with a grin.

Renee smiles and nods her head "Yeah I saw, calm and cool like always too!" Renee says as she looks at RVD.

"That's right... I'm not going to sweat a guy who last won a match last year before I went on my break..." RVD says.

Renee laughs. "You know the interview we had a little bit ago was great, but I want to get more in-depth.." Renee says and then crosses her arms below her chest "You know, get to know the real RVD..."

"That's cool... cause everyone knows I can get very deep..." RVD says with a nod.

"So...would you mind then?" Renee asks with a soft smile.

"Nope, I don't mind at all..." RVD replies with an easy going smile.

Renee nods her head "Alright, cool..."

"So what do you really want to know?" RVD asks.

"Well... Let's just go somewhere so we can be a bit more comfortable..." Renee says with a sweet smile.

"Sure... lead the way..." RVD replies with a nod and a wave of his hand.

* * *

A short time later in a small office, Rob Van Dam is sitting down on a decently sized couch as Renee Young closes the door, "Nice comfortable place..."

After closing the door, Renee walks over to the couch and sits down next to him, crossing her gorgeously smooth legs. Renee turns to face RVD and folds her hands on her lap "So I want to get a real in-depth look at RVD, the ultimate inside scoop..." Renee begins to explain.

"Gotcha... totally cool with me..." RVD says with a nod of his head as he glances at Renee's legs.

"It's no secret that you are a known recreational user of marijuana... and studies have been shown to suggest that it can cause stunting of growth to certain areas..." Renee says before pausing for a moment. "How accurate do you think those studies are?" Renee asks and casually glances at the crotch of his singlet.

RVD sees where Renee's gaze is focused and shrugs, "Personally... I'd say that's pretty damn wrong... I've smoke some grass for years, and it didn't stunt anything..."

Renee nods her head and lifts her eyes to look back up at RVD "Now you come from the land of hardcore, ECW... I'm sure that mindset has transitioned to other parts of your life..."

" wife sure benefited from it... and didn't hurt that Bubba Ray Dudley... had some connections with some hardcore entertainment that helped me practice that 'hardcore' mentality..." RVD says.

Renee smiles with interest "Care to give an example or two?"

"Hmmmm well... as I said, Bubba had connections with some hardcore entertainment... in fact back in the day he directed some stuff... and what he saw, he passed along to all the boys in ECW... such as... when a girl loves to suck dick, just sit back and let her... and take a girl from behind, grab her hips and slam it in good..."

Renee licks her lips slightly "So... You're pretty good at it then."

"Well I am called the 'whole fucking show' for a reason..." RVD grins.

Renee blushes a bit "Well I wouldn't know that for sure..."

"Dude... if I didn't know better, I'd say you're trying to ask me to give you a 'five star fucking'..." RVD says.

Renee laughs a bit and innocently raise her hands "Those are your words, not mine."

"So how would you say it?" RVD asks.

Renee smirks a bit "Now you're putting me on the spot..."

"Just going with what you asked me..." RVD says innocently.

"Well you may be right ..." Renee casually replies.

"Oh yeah?" RVD asks.

Renee nods her head "Yeah..."

RVD smirks a bit, "Well... to borrow a line from a hot ex-worker of mine... why not lose the dress and show me how hardcore you can be?"

Renee smiles and moves closer to RVD and places her left hand onto his crotch covered singlet.

"Mmmmm..." RVD moans as Renee gently moves her hand against his crotch which is starting to bulge a bit.

Renee moves off of the couch and positions herself on her knees between his places and caresses her hands over his singlet covered crotch.

"Mmmmmm... damn..." RVD moans as Renee gently rubs his crotch while he lowers the straps of his singlet.

Renee looks up at RVD and laughs "Ok... How the hell do I get you out of this?"

"Simple... just pull my singlet down once it's at my waist..." RVD says as he pushes down his singlet, revealing his toned upper body and firm stomach and he leaves his singlet around his waist.

Renee smiles "Don't let the blond hair fool you..." Renee says as she reaches up and grabs the bunch up singlet at his waist and starts to pull the singlet down.

"Was just answering your question..." RVD replies with a chuckle as Renee pulls his singlet down from his waist, freeing his large and meaty cock. RVD lifts his legs out of his singlet once Renee lowers his singlet down to his ankles.

Renee locks her beautiful eyes on RVD's exposed cock and licks her lips as she places her right around his cock, working it smoothly on his shaft and watches it harden.

"Mmmmmm..." RVD moans as Renee gently moves her hand along the length of his hardening dick.

Renee smiles at RVD before she leans her head and gently slides her tongue over the thick head of his cock.

"Ahhhh..." RVD moans and smirks down at Renee as she guides her tongue against the swollen crown of his dick.

"Mmmmm..." Renee moans and lightly spreads her saliva around the head of his cock.

"Ohhhh ahhh...." RVD moans as Renee's tongue moves around the bell-end of his dick while she strokes the shaft.

Renee lowers her hand to the base of his cock before she parts her lips and takes his cock into her soothing mouth.

"AHhhhhh fuck..." RVD groans and tilts his head back as Renee wraps her lips around his thick tool.

Renee presses her lips lightly around his cock and begins to bob her head back and forth on RVD's cock, with her saliva starting to drip down on his shaft.

"Ahhh.... yeah... mmmm..." RVD moans as Renee smoothly rocks her head on his shaft.

Renee smoothly begins to bob her head back and forth on RVD's cock, with her lips brushing on his shaft and spreading her saliva on his cock.

"Ohhhhhh ahhhh awww..." RVD groans while Renee gently grinds her lips on his tool as she bobs her head repeatedly.

"Mmmmm...mmmmm" Renee Young moans as she bobs her blond haired head on his cock and gradually takes him deeper into her mouth.

"Ahhh mmmm... awww..." RVD moans as the WWE's top backstage correspondent sucks and lightly slurps on his dick.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Renee moans as her head bobs down on RVD's cock, with her pouty lips rubbing over his shaft.

"Ohhhh awww... mmmm..." RVD groans as Renee lifts and lowers her head on his fully harden cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Renee moans as she bobs her head back and forth, moving her head at a quicker pace.

"Ahhhhh yeah... ahhhh..." Rob Van Dam moans as Renee's lips drag against his shaft as she blows him.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Renee moans as her saliva drips down on his cock, bobbing her head at a smooth and quickening pace.

"Ahhhhhh fuck...." RVD moans as he watches Renee's blond haired head rise and fall on his cock.

"Mmmmmmm...." Renee moans and turns her head to grind her lips on his shaft, while she continues to lower her head.

"Ahhhhh damn.... mmmmm fuck... good stick work..." RVD groans as he turns the usual compliment about Renee's interview skills around to comment on her cock sucking ability.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmm..." Renee moans and softly slaps her wet tongue against the bottom side of RVD's cock, while bobbing her head back and forth.

"Ohhhhh ahhh..." RVD moans as Renee beats the under-belly of his cock with her tongue as she keeps bobbing her head on it.

Renee slowly begins to ease her head off of RVD's cock, with her lips smoothly moving along his shaft.

"Awwwww fuck... mmmm..." RVD groans as Renee grinds her lips around the crown of his cock before it leaves her mouth.

Renee smiles up at RVD before she moves to stand up from kneeling in front of him.

The only Superstar to hold both the ECW and WWE Championships at the same time grins as Renee reaches behind herself to unzip her dress in order to start removing it.

Renee lowers the dress down her gorgeous body, with her nicely rounded and perky tits becoming exposed.

"Nice tits..." RVD says with a grin.

Renee smiles "Thanks..." Renee replies as she pushes the dress down from her hips and down her gorgeously smooth legs.

As Renee steps out of her dress, RVD stands up and moves to stand behind her where he places his hands on her back to have her bend forward. Once Renee has her hands on the couch cushions, RVD guides his cock towards her pussy at which time he grabs her hips and rams his saliva coated tool into her while pulling her back.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh shit..." Renee moans as she moves forward on her feet as RVD begins to thrust his thick cock into her pussy.

"Ahhhhhh..." RVD groans as he keeps a good hard grip on Renee's waist as he thrusts his meaty dick in and out of her snatch.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh yes...ohhhh..." Renee moans as she moves back on her feet to push on his thrusting cock.

"Awwww mmmm ahhhh..." RVD groans as he pumps his cock deeply into Renee's cunt.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh..." Renee moans as she pushes back on his cock, making his shaft go deeper into her pussy.

"Mmmmmm this is the kind of in-depth interview I like..." RVD moans as he shoves his cock as far as possible into Renee's pussy.

"Mmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh..." Renee moans and bucks her hips to eagerly push back on RVD's cock, grinding back lightly.

Rob Van Dam keeps his pace steady even if it is a combination of swift and deep thrusts while Renee shows she can more than handle it as she rocks on her feet.

"Mmmmmm...mmmm...ohhhhh fuck..." Renee moans as she feels his thick cock deeply working into her nicely wet and tight snatch.

"Ahhhhhh..." RVD groans a she takes his hands off of Renee's hips, allowing her to buck her hips backward more freely.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh Rob...mmmmm..." Renee moans as she pushes back on his cock, closing her eyes.

"Ahhhhh yeah awww..." RVD moans as he pounds Renee's pussy from behind with deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...mmmm" Renee Young moans and eagerly pushes back on his deeply thrusting cock.

RVD continues to pump his cock deeply into Renee for several more moments before he pulls of her. After Renee sits on the couch and spreads her legs, RVD steps between them and guides his cock back into her twat,

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah..." Renee moans and locks her beautiful eyes with RVD and keeps her legs apart as RVD pumps his cock into her pussy.

"Ahhhh... mmmmm yeah..." RVD moans as he lays his hands on Renee's thighs while he pumps his dick in and out of her cunt.

"Mmmmmm...mmmm..." Renee moans as she moves on the surface of the couch, feeling his thick shaft ramming forward.

"Awwwww ahhhh mmmmmm fuck...' RVD moans as pumps every inch of his cock into Renee's pussy as she perfectly keeps her legs spread for him.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh fuck...ohhhh fuck..." Renee moans and tilts her head back as she feels his cock ramming into her wet pussy.

"Ahhhhh mmmmmm awwww..." RVD groans while he repeatedly drives his cock into Renee's wet pussy.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh yeah...ohhhh..." Renee moans as she feels his cock deep with each thrust, while she starts to grind back on his shaft.

"Ahhhhh ahhhh...' RVD moans as he quickens the pace of his thrusts.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh...ohhhh..." Renee moans as she lightly bounces on the surface of the couch, with his thrusts.

RVD grits his teeth as his cock begins to throb slightly as he continues to pump it repeatedly into Renee Young.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh shit..." Renee moans as her gorgeous body lightly is coated with sweat as she moves in response to each thrust of his cock.

"Ahhhh ahhhh ... awww..." RVD groans as he quickens the pace of his thrusts as his cock continues to throb.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh fuck..." Renee moans and gently hooks her legs around his waist as he pumps into her.

"Ahhhhh awww.... ahhhh..." RVD moans as he soon begins to cum inside of Renee's twat.

"Mmmmmmm..." Renee moans and licks her lips as she feels his warm cum rushing into her pussy.

"Ohhhh ahhh... awww..." RVD groans as he slows down his thrusts as he fills Renee's pussy with his spunk.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh fuck..." Renee moans and pushes on his cock.

"Ohhhhh ahhh..." RVD moans and soon pulls his cock out of Renee's pussy once he's spent. "Bet you liked the answers to those hard hitting questions..." RVD says with a grin.

"Oh yeah..." Renee smiles "The inside scoop is always revealing..."


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