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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Flex With Lex
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

The World Championship Wrestling logo appears on the screen with the word
'presents' below it and it stays there for thirty seconds before it's
suddenly replaced with the words 'Flex With Lex' in bright yellow lettering.
As Lex Luger's theme music begins to play, a series of clips is shown of Lex
in action as he puts various WCW Superstars into his favorite move, "The
Torture Rack'. Some of the Superstars include Randy Savage, Hollywood Hogan,
The Giant, Ric Flair, Scott Hall, and even NBA star Dennis Rodman. The clips
and music soon fade out an impressive gym is shown as Lex, wearing black
work out shorts and a gray tank top, steps into view.

"Hi... I'm Lex Luger, they call me 'The Total Package'... why... because I'm
six foot five... two seventy five with only four percent body fat..." Lex
says a smile as he proceeds to flex his impressive arms. "And I want to
welcome you to Flex With Lex, the first in a series of home videos released
by WCW to help you at home learn how to get your body into perfect shape."

Lex starts to walk through the gym as the camera moves in front of him to
film him speak, "Now I know what you're thinking, you're thinking, 'Lex...
don't all I have to do is just inject steroids, growth hormones and other
chemical body enhancements' and the answer is no you don't. I'll admit I have
used those substances myself, but long before I did I spent years training to
become a finely tuned athlete to be able to compete in the Canadian Football
League, the National Football League, the United States Football League, the
National Wrestling Alliance, the World Wrestling Federation and of course,
here at World Championship Wrestling. And let me tell you something, you can
pump all the chemicals you want into your body, but if you don't know how to
train, you're just wasting your time. You must first get yourself into shape

Lex stops and leans against a weight machine as he folds his arms, "I believe
that when trained properly that anyone can have a body as good as mine
without any need of enhancement substances, and with these videos, I intend
to prove that." Lex then unfolds his arms and claps his hands together once.

"Now... it's time to start, this video here is all about burning calories.
There are lots of ways to burn calories, such as step aerobics, swimming and
running for example...even things as simple as dancing can help you burn
calories..." Lex says as he once again starts to walk through the gym and he
walks towards an area that has several blue mats laid out on the floor. "Here
on Flex With Lex, we're going to show you another way to burn calories but
first, I'm going introduce you to one of my assistants," Lex says as he
stands in front of the blue mats as the camera is zoomed in on him. "I want
you all to meet Gorgeous George, or as I like to call her, G.G...." Lex says
as the camera zooms out to reveal a gorgeous blond haired woman standing next
to him.

"Hey Lex..." Gorgeous George says as she places her hands onto her exposed,
tanned and nicely curved waist while dressed in a tight pair of black gym
shorts and a white sports bra that conceals her large and juicy tits.

Lex smiles as he looks at Gorgeous George, "Now G.G. before we start, you
have personally tried out the 'Flex With Lex' program already, now can you
say that it has helped you become the slim and trim, gorgeous beauty that you
are right now?" Lex asks.

Gorgeous George smiles and presses her lips together as she looks at Lex
Luger with a nod of her head before glancing directly at the camera filming
the two of them. "Oh most definitely! I've tried many different health
programs and nothing gets me sweating more and my blood pumping more than Lex
Luger..." Gorgeous George replies with a smile before she pauses and rubs her
lips together. "I mean the 'Flex With Lex' program..."

Lex smirks at Gorgeous George before he looks at the camera, "You can't beat
honest testimonials..." Lex says, "Now to begin you must make sure you're
stretched and loose..." Lex says as he steps behind George. "And we're going
to demonstrate a great stretching exercise to do with a partner... first G.G.
is going to spread her feet shoulder's width apart and bend forward slightly
until her finger tips are touching the floor. As her partner, I will help her
keep her balance by holding onto her waist..." Lex says as his crotch
pressing against Gorgeous George as he places his hands on her slender waist.

Gorgeous George smiles as she starts to bend forward, causing her juicy, ripe
ass to grind against the crotch of Lex Luger's shorts. "Lex knows all the
proper stretching techniques..." Gorgeous George comments as she leans
forward and presses the tips of her fingers against the floor of the weight

"Thank you G.G..." Lex says as he begins to lightly push George forward
slightly before pulling her back, "Now this not only stretches out the body,
but at the same time it relaxes muscles located in the upper leg and lower
abdomen..." Lex says as he presses his crotch firmly against George's ass
when he eases her back against himself.

Gorgeous George lightly bites down on her bottom lip as she rocks on her feet
to push back against Lex Luger's crotch as she stretches out. "And it feels
really good too!" She replies with a laugh.

"As great as this stretch is, we must continue..." Lex Luger says as he
speaks to the camera and thrusts his crotch against Gorgeous George's ass
before he stands her up. "Now as I was saying before, here on Flex With Lex,
we're going to show you a great way to burn calories in a way everyone can
enjoy... and that's pure, hardcore, full bodied activity..." Lex says just as
Gorgeous George picks the right time to interrupt him.

"And there's no better way to that than fucking!" Gorgeous George cheerfully
replies and glances back at Lex Luger. "And the best way to burn calories
with sexual intercourse, is when your partner is physically fit and has the
perfect Lex!"

Lex Luger raises an eyebrow and looks at Gorgeous George, "Hey G.G. this is
my fitness tape..." Lex says with a well-timed laugh as he places a hand on
George's lower back, "But she is correct...sexual intercourse has been proven
time and time again to be a great way to burn thousands of calories. On this
tape we shall show you how to get the most out of a one on one encounter..."
Lex says as he begins to remove his gray tank top, revealing his perfectly
tanned and muscular body. Lex tosses the tank top away and flexes his pecs
slightly as he takes a moment to show off his muscles.

Gorgeous George turns slightly to face Lex Luger, while still making eye
contact with the camera. "Lex has the best body ever..." George explains as
she places her hands onto his tanned and muscular chest, moving her fingers
against his defined chest and abdomen.

Lex smiles, "Thank you G.G. but I'm sure those watching Flex With Lex would
love to see more of you..." Lex says as he looks at the camera while he
starts to lift up Gorgeous George's white sports bra. Gorgeous George teasing
bites down on her bottom lip and looks at the camera as Lex Luger lifts her
white sport bra, causing her to raise her arms up as he remove the top to
expose her juicy and rounded tits.

Lex moves to stand behind George once again, "Now doesn't G.G. have without a
doubt, the perfect body?" Lex asks the camera as he places his hands on her
shoulders before sliding them down her toned arms. Gorgeous George licks her
lips as she stares directly into the camera, seducing the viewing audience as
Lex Luger smoothly slides his strong hands against her tanned, toned arms.
Once Lex's hands reach George's wrists, he moves his hands to her waist and
begins to lower her tight fitting black gym shorts from her waist. Gorgeous
George smirks back at Lex Luger, glancing over her shoulder as Luger
silently lowers her tight, short black gym shorts from her smooth and
gorgeous waist, lowering them down her legs as well.

Lex slides Gorgeous George's shorts all the way down to her feet so that she
can step out of them. Lex looks at the camera and smiles, "As you can see,
G.G. has been using the Flex With Lex program for quite some time and you can
see the results..." Lex says as George takes a moment to show off her now
naked body for the camera. Gorgeous George sweetly smiles at the camera
before she takes a moment to turn around to show off her stunning backside as
well to the camera. With Gorgeous George facing Lex Luger and her back toward
the camera, the stunning WCW Diva proceeds to lower herself down onto her
knees, smirking up at the muscular specimen.

"Now what are you up to?" Lex asks as he looks down at George as she places
her hands on his muscular calves before she starts to slide them up to his

Gorgeous George smiles and glances back at the camera filming her and Lex
Luger. "Now Lex...don't tell me you forget the key rule to your Flex With Lex
program...and that's a good, healthy warm-up!" Gorgeous George cheerfully
replies as she moves her soft hands against his muscular legs and reaches the
waist line of his shorts before starting to lower them from his muscular

"That's absolutely right G.G. and I did forget... however it's a good thing
this part of the program is your favorite part..." Lex replies with a slight
chuckle as George lowers his shorts down his legs. Lex Luger's thick
hardening cock is as impressive as the rest of his powerful body and his
shaft is easily a solid fourteen inches in length.

Gorgeous George licks her lips and places her left hand around the shaft of
his impressive thick and long cock before glancing over her shoulder to look
at the camera while stroking Luger's massive cock. "And remember to make sure
you get the blood pumping..."

"Mmmmm.... G.G. is a professional, and her technique should be watched
closely," Lex says with a slightly moans as George moves her left hand back
and forth along the length of his huge, thick shaft. Gorgeous George licks
her lips once again and narrows her eyes lustfully as she watches the head of
Lex Luger's cock begin to swell and hardened as she moves her left hand up
and down his long and rigid shaft.

"As you can see... G.G. is making sure that I'm fully prepared..." Lex says
as Gorgeous George wraps her right hand around the base of his impressive

Gorgeous George quickly jerks both of her hands against his cock before she
pauses and removes her hands, taking a moment to inspect his cock before
giving an approving nod. " it's time to begin the workout..."
Gorgeous George replies as she places her right hand back against his shaft
and guides his cock into her luscious mouth.

"Ahhhh.... mmm..." Lex Luger moans as Gorgeous George takes close to seven
inches of his cock into her mouth before she presses her lips down on his
meaty shaft.

"Mmmmmm..." George pleasurably moans as her soft lips perfectly trap Luger's
cock within her wet and warm mouth. Gorgeous George begins to smoothly bob
her head, sucking on his massive shaft with ease.

"Mmmm.... ahhh..." Lex licks his lips and he places his left hand on George's
blond haired head as she perfectly bobs her head on his fourteen inch long

"Mmmmmm....mmmmm..." Gorgeous George moans as she places her hands onto Lex
Luger's impressively muscular and tanned waist as she sits up on her knees
while bobbing her head soothingly on his cock.

"Ahhhh as you can see.... G.G.'s technique is to... not only give pleasure
but to also exercise her neck... and... mmmm also put on a show... for anyone
watching..." Lex Luger moans as George opens her mouth to take more of his
massive cock past her lips. Gorgeous George presses her lips tighter around
Lex Luger's cock as she starts to bob her blond haired head at a quicker
pace, slapping her tongue softly against his shaft.

"Ahhhh.... aww..." Lex moans as he places his right hand on George's right
shoulder while he slides his left hand's fingers through her blond hair as
she works over his huge cock with her talented mouth.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Gorgeous George lustfully moans as she incredibly
swallows his cock even further, using her lips to grind against his shaft

"Ahhhhh awww..." Lex groans as Gorgeous George leans her body down a bit and
tilts her head back so that his entire cock is able to go past her lips as
she swallows every one of his cock's fourteen inches.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" George deeply groans as she holds Lex Luger's cock expertly in
her mouth with her wet saliva dripping and splashing against his meaty shaft.
Lex Luger grits his teeth as George holds his cock inside of her mouth for
well over two minutes. Gorgeous George lifts her beautiful eyes and glances
up at Lex Luger as she holds his cock completely within her mouth before she
slowly lifts her head off of his shaft, leaving it dripping with her saliva.

Lex Luger licks his lips as Gorgeous George wipes some saliva from her mouth
with the back of her right hand. "Now G.G. let's start with something
simple...." Lex says as he starts to lower himself down to the mat that's on
the ground as George lays back on it. Gorgeous George presses her moist and
luscious lips together as she lays down on her back on the blue fitness mat,
keeping her gorgeously tanned and smooth legs spread apart. Lex kneels
between George's legs and he guides his saliva coated cock into her hot
tight and perfectly shaven pussy.

"Ohhhhhh Lex!" George lustfully moans as she grits her teeth, feeling his
massive cock filling her tight and wet pussy.

"Mmmmmm ahhh..." Lex groans as he eases his cock further into George's tight
pussy. Lex puts his left hand on George's left leg and pushes it back towards
her head as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh....ohhhh yeah Lex..." Gorgeous George softly moans as she starts to
slide against the fitness mat as Lex Luger smoothly thrusts his cock into her

"Ahhhh.... mmmm..." Lex Luger licks his lips as he watches George slide on
the fitness mat as he pumps his massive cock in and out of her pussy. With
Lex holding her left leg in an angle, George is leaning slightly on her right
side as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm Lex...really knows how to get your muscles all loose..."
George lustfully moans as she glances at the camera while Luger pounds her
sweet pussy.

"Ahhhhh.... aww... " Lex grunts a bit as he starts to increase the pace of
his thrusts. Lex let' go of George's left leg, letting her lower it to the
mat as he puts both of his hands on George's hips to pull her towards himself
as he drives his cock deeper into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhh yeah..." Gorgeous George moans as she gently hooks her
gorgeous legs around his muscular waist and starts to slide on the fitness
mat toward Luger's thrusting shaft.

The muscular WCW Superstar smiles at the camera as he firmly and swiftly
pumps his cock into George's pussy, "Ahhhh now.... as you see... by pulling
G.G. towards myself, in addition to burning calories.... and fucking her
hot... tight pussy....I'm also working out my arms..." Lex says.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh god Lex! Ohhhh!" Gorgeous George moans as she firmly smacks
against his cock, slapping her thighs against his muscular waist while he
drills her pussy. Lex soon moves his hands from George's waist as he starts
to lean forward while he continues to fuck her. Lex soon places his hands
just above George's shoulders on the fitness mat and straightens legs so that
he's in the push-up position. Lex then slows down his thrusts in order to put
his thrusts in sync with his push-ups.

Gorgeous George closes her eyes and licks her lips as she feels Lex Luger's
cock ramming deeply down into her pussy before slowly pulling back out and
then ramming deep down once again. "Ohhhhh Lex!"

"Mmmmm ahhh mmmm... " Lex moans as he performs perfect push-ups as he pumps
his cock in and out of Gorgeous George's hot pussy. Every so often Lex would
change how far he lowers himself on a push-up, by either lowering himself
half way so that only half of his cock goes into George's cunt or by lowering
himself completely so that his cock is buried inside of her snatch with his
muscular body pressing down lightly against George's body. Gorgeous George
arches her stunning body as she pushes up against Lex Luger's cock as his
meaty and massive shaft once again lowers into her pussy at a swift and deep

"Mmmmmm... ahhhh.... mmmm..." Lex lowers himself all the way down onto George
and then turns over on the blue fitness mat so that the gorgeous blond haired
WCW Diva is on top of him. Lex looks at the camera, "Ahh now this.. is one of
G.G.'s favorite exercises...."

Gorgeous George smiles at the camera as she is mounted perfectly on top of
Lex Luger's incredibly large cock. Gorgeous George nods her head. "That is
indeed correct Lex...because with this excise, it focuses on the upper body
workout and you will see with my demonstration!" George cheerfully replies
before her stunning blond haired WCW Diva leans back and places her hands
behind her on Luger's muscular legs as she starts to bounce up and down on
his shaft, causing her arms to extend and retract.

"Ahhhhh mmmm and it's fun to watch..." Lex Luger adds with a smirk as he
start to thrust his fourteen inch cock up into Gorgeous George's tight pussy
as she bounces on his cock.

"Ohhhhh! Ohhhhhh Lex..." Gorgeous George moans as sweat begins to drip from
her stunning and curved tanned body while she lifts and lowers herself on his
cock, while extending and retracting her arms.

"Mmmmmm ahhh... " Lex moans as Gorgeous George times her bounces perfectly to
keep a steady pace so that her arms extend when she rises up and retract when
she comes down on Lex's shaft. Lex puts his hands on George's slender waist
as he firmly pushes his cock up into her pussy each time she lowers herself
on his dick.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhh yeah Lex...mmmmm, nobody can work me like you!" Gorgeous
George lustfully moans as she drops repeatedly on his cock.

"Ahhhhh awww.... mmmm..." Lex grunts as he drives his cock faster up into
George's pussy as she sits up completely on his cock and moves her hands to
his sweat covered, muscular chest.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh Lex!" Gorgeous George moans and throws her blond haired
head back while smoothly grinding forward on his shaft, moving her hands
gently against his muscular, sweat coated chest.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh.... ahhhh..." Lex Luger grits his teeth as he drives his cock
sharply up into George's pussy as he raises he lower body completely off of
the blue fitness mat.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yes! Ohhhh Lex!" Gorgeous George loudly moans as she
bounces rapidly on Lex Luger's massive cock as he deeply thrusts upward into
her tight, wet and warm pussy.

"Mmmmm... G.G.... I think... we have one more exercise... to show..." Lex
grunts as he easily lifts the sweat coated WCW Diva off of his massive cock.

Gorgeous George sits perfectly on her knees on the blue fitness mat after
being placed there by Lex Luger and she raises an eyebrow. "Really? What
excise would that be Lex?"

"Your other favorite position..." Lex Luger smiles as sweat drips off of his
muscular and tanned body. Lex gets up to his knees.

Gorgeous George laughs "How could I forget!?" The seductive and playful
blonde haired WCW Diva replies.

Lex Luger laughs and looks at the camera, "Now what you're about to see
should only be done under the right circumstances..." Lex says as Gorgeous
George moves on the fitness mat to position herself on all fours in front of
the Total Package.

Gorgeous George glances over her shoulder and seductively smirks at Lex Luger
and the camera filming them. "That's right Lex...because if you're too weak
and try this, you might seriously injure yourself..." George says as Lex uses
his right hand to spread George's perfectly round ass cheeks apart and he
gently guides his massive fourteen-inch cock into her tight asshole.
"Ohhhhhhhhh!" Gorgeous George loudly moans as Lex Luger slowly pushes his
massive cock into her tight asshole, causing her to slowly rock forward on
her knees.

"Ahhhh.... mmmm..." Lex groans as he slowly thrusts his cock in and out of
George's asshole as it stretches to accommodate the size of his huge cock.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmm...this really...ohhhh stretches out the muscles..." Gorgeous
George groans as she slowly pushes back against Lex Luger's cock as she feels
his shaft sliding deeper into her tight asshole.

"Awwwww.... mmmm.... ahhh you really have to be in great shape... to do
this..." Lex grunts as he begins to increase the pace of his thrusts as he
fucks the gorgeous WCW Diva's juicy ass.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Gorgeous George moans and starts to move back and
forth on her knees as Lex Luger starts to pump his shaft deeply into her
tight asshole. Lex places both of his hands on George's hips as he drives his
cock all the way into her asshole as she rocks back against him.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Gorgeous George lustfully moans as she
feels Lex Luger's cock deeply pumping into her tight asshole.

"Ahhhhh.... awww.... mmmm... " Lex Luger grunts as he keeps pumping his cock
in and out of Gorgeous George's asshole as his shaft starts to throb.
Gorgeous George glances over her shoulder and licks her lips as she rocks
back smoothly against his thrusting cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhh.... awww..." Lex smirks at George as she pushes back against his
pistoning and pulsating fourteen-inch long cock. The Total Package soon pulls
his cock out of Gorgeous George's ass, "And now... lastly.. a nutrition want to make sure you get plenty of protein..." Lex says as he
stands up which brings a mischievous smirk to George's face.

Gorgeous George licks her lips and turns on her knees to face Lex Luger as
his long and thick cock noticeably pulsates. "Make drink it all!"
George replies before she opens her mouth.

"That's right G.G...." Lex chuckles slightly as he wraps his right hand round
his cock and he begins to stroke his shaft as a brisk pace. Lex grits his
teeth slightly as he starts to shoot his warm thick cum into Gorgeous
George's mouth.

"Mmmmm...." Gorgeous George moans and closes her eyes as Lex Luger's thick,
warm cum sprays into her hot, wet mouth.

"Ahhhh.... mmm..." Lex groans as he fills up George's mouth with his warm
spunk and by the time he's done cumming, her mouth is almost over flowing
with his cum. Gorgeous George leans her head back and begins to swallows his
cum, before licking her luscious lips clean.

Once Gorgeous George finishes swallowing his cum, Lex helps her up from the
blue fitness mat and they look towards the camera, "Thank you for watching
Flex With Lex, be sure to pick up Flex With Lex Volume 2, my approved
supplements and G.G.'s special line of fitness attire all your local health,
fitness and nutrition centers." Lex then looks at Gorgeous George and asks,
"Am I forgetting anything G.G.?"

Gorgeous George smiles and nods her head "If you aren't seeing any results,
you obviously aren't using Lex!"

Lex laughs, "That's right G.G." Lex says before he puts an arm around her and
looks at the camera, "For Gorgeous George, I'm Lex Luger, we'll see you next
time on Flex With Lex..."



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