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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

For Your Entertamement
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

During the 2010 Hell in A Cell pay-per-view, the Straightedge Savior CM Punk,
wearing a hooded jacket, black t-shirt and jeans, smirks as he watches Kane
defeat The Undertaker following Paul Bearer's stunning betrayal. "I should've
thought of that last year..." Punk says with a chuckle. He turns away from
the monitor and sees NXT Rookie Aksana, wearing a short sleeved, black and
gold low-cut top and black skirt. Aksana is nervously looking around after
she along with the other NXT Season 3 Rookie Divas had an encounter with the
destructive group known as the Nexus earlier in the night. "Are you lost?"
Punk asks with a smirk.

Aksana bites down on her bottom lip and looks innocently at CM Punk. "I'm
lookingz for my W...W...E proz Goldzdust..." Aksana says as she sweetly
smiles at CM Punk. "Have youz seen him?"

"Goldust? Nope haven't seen him... not that I would go ever go looking for
that freak..." CM Punk replies.

Aksana presses her lips together and pouts slightly after hearing CM Punk's
comments. "Noz...thatz not an amazing personz....he's
helping mez with my deportation issuez...."

"Right... I'm sure..." CM Punk says, "I don't see why he's bothering... you
don't look like like you belong in America... let alone the WWE..."

Aksana opens her mouth in shock and then innocently lowers her head sadly.
"Noz....thatz not true..." Aksana says before she adorably looks up at CM
Punk. "I lovez the U...S...A and I wantz to entertame everyonez..."

"And what do you know about entertaining people? Hmmm I doubt you could
entertain me... in fact I know that's true from when I did commentary for NXT
recently..." CM Punk replies.

Aksana bites down on her bottom lip and innocently shrugs her shoulders. "All
of the W...W...E fanz think I amz entertaming..." Aksana says in her sweet
and seductive, heavy Lithuianian accent.

"Reality check... The WWE fans are idiots... I haven't seen much of anything
out of you.." CM Punk says.

Aksana sweetly smiles and adorably looks at CM Punk. "Then let me entertame

CM Punk raises an eyebrow, "What?"

Aksana places her hands onto her gorgeously curved, toned waist and hips.
"Letz me entertame youz!"

"All right and how are you going to entertain me?" CM Punk asks with an
amused look on his face.

Aksana presses her luscious and pouty lips together as she adorably and
curiously looks at CM Punk. "Why don'tz you tell youz like to be
entertamed...and I willz do itz!"

CM Punk smirks slyly, "All right then.... as I'm sure you know, but let me
remind you anyway... I'm straightedge... meaning when it comes to being
entertained... I don't drink... I don't smoke..."

Aksana shakes her head adorably and looks at CM Punk with a confused
expression on her incredibly beautiful face. "I don'tz understandz..."

"Don't interrupt me..." CM Punk says as he raises a finger, "So you want to
entertain me, you're going to show me if you can fuck like the most
entertaining type of woman... those that are straightedge."

Aksana smiles and then nods "Oh! I canz do thatz!" Aksana says as she presses
her pouty lips together.

* * *

A short time later inside of one the American Airlines Center's public
restrooms, CM Punk is standing against one of the stalls while he steps out
of his jeans as Aksana wraps her left hand around the base of his cock as she
brings her right hand up to cups his large ballsack.

"Mmmmm...youz are so big!" Aksana says with a cute laugh as she presses her
lips together and delicately kisses the swollen head of his large shaft as
she rubs her right hand against his large ballsack, while moving her left
hand against his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Punk groans as Aksana presses her lips against the head of his
cock while she strokes his dick with one hand and rubs his balls with the
other. Aksana seductively and playfully looks up at CM Punk before she gently
drags her wet, soft tongue across the head of CM Punk's cock, beginning to
circle her tongue around the surface, moving her left hand up and down his
long and thick shaft.

"Mmm..." CM Punk licks his lips as he watches Aksana circle her tongue around
the large head of his cock. Aksana cutely laughs as she flicks her wet tongue
against the head of his shaft before she parts her luscious lips and lowers
her blond haired head in order to take CM Punk's cock into her sweet and
lustfully soothing mouth. Aksana lightly wraps her lips around his shaft and
starts to steadily bob her head to suck on his cock. CM Punk places one of
his hands on Aksana's blond haired head as she bobs her head at a smooth
pace on his cock so that she can drag her lips against his shaft.

"Mmmmm...mmmm...." Aksana softly moans as she removes her right hand from his
ballsack and places her hand onto his leg, while she keeps her left hand on
his shaft and begins to swiftly work her head back and forth on his cock.

"Ahhhh... mmmm.." CM Punk moans as Aksana sucks his cock at a brisk pace and
he responds by thrusting his cock forward into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...." Aksana moans as her pouty and luscious lips brush
back and forth against CM Punk's cock as she increasingly bobs her head on
his cock, taking him deeper into her adorable and skilled mouth.

"Mmmmm.... ahhh you got some value..." CM Punk says with a moan as Aksana
takes his cock all the way into her mouth as she keeps on bobbing her head on
his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Aksana deeply moans before she turns her head lightly on his
cock, grinding her luscious lips on his shaft, as her wet saliva drips down.

"Mmmm.... ahhh get up... and bend over the sink..." CM Punk says with a moan
as he pulls his large thick cock out of Aksana's soothing mouth.

Aksana presses her lips together and innocently looks up at CM Punk with
confusion. "Sink? Whatz a sink?" Aksana asks as she remains down on her

"Okay..." CM Punk says after just starring at Aksana for a few moments. He
moves and opens the stall, "Nevermind... come here and bend over that..."
Punk smirks as he points to the toilet.

Aksana presses her lips together and looks at CM Punk, scrunching her nose up
slightly. "Bendz? I don't understandz..." Aksana says as she cluelessly looks
at CM Punk.

CM Punk leans towards Aksana, grabs her right arm and pulls hers, causing
Aksana to walk on her knees into the stall, "I'll show you..." Punk says as
he gets Aksana in front of the toilet. He then pulls her up to the feet and
pushes her to lean forward, "There.... that's bending..." Punk says as he
proceeds to push his cock into Aksana's pussy from behind.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm...I seez...." Aksana moans and places her hands onto the
surface of the lid of the toilet's tank as CM Punk begins to firmly pump his
long and hard Straightedge cock into her tight, wet Lithuanian pussy.

"Ahhhh I'm sure you do...' Punk grunts as he grabs Aksana's hips as he
increases the pace of his thrusts as he fucks Aksana from behind.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yezzzz..." Aksana moans and lightly grits her teeth
together as she rocks back and forth on her feet as CM Punk firmly pumps his
cock into her pussy from behind, pulling her back against his cock. CM Punk
licks his lips as he looks down at Aksana's ass as it hits against his waist
each time her pulls her back on his pistoning cock.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh...howz am I entertaming youz?" Aksana asks with a moan as
her gorgeously curved and tanned, athletically toned body jolts backward when
CM Punk pulls her back and sharply drives his cock into her wet snatch.

"I'll let you know... when I'm done..." CM Punk grunts as he slams his cock
harder in Aksana's Lithuanian twat while she's bent over the toilet.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmmm!" Aksana moans lustfully as she starts to push back swiftly
against his cock, feeling him rapidly pounding her wet and tight pussy. CM
Punk grits his teeth as he pumps his cock deeply into Aksana's cunt and his
balls smack loudly between her legs with each of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhh yezzzz...mmmmm thatz feelz so goodz!" Aksana moans and tilts
her head back as CM Punk increasingly thrusts his cock into her wet pussy.

"Ahhh mmmmm fuck..." CM Punk groans as before he suddenly pulls his cock out
of Aksana's pussy. CM Punk pulls Aksana back from the toilet and moves around
her to sit on the lowered toilet sit. The Straightedge Savior then brings
Aksana onto his lap so that he can have her mount herself on his stiff cock.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yezzz...youz are so big!" Aksana moans as she places her
hands onto CM Punk's shoulders as she lowers herself completely down on his
shaft as she begins to swiftly bounce up and down on his cock.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." CM Punk moans as he grabs Aksana's hips and helps her bounce
on his large stiff cock while he leans back against the toilet's tank.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh...." Aksana moans and presses her pouty lips together
as she smoothly and swiftly bounces up and down on his cock, with Punk
keeping his hands on her hips lifting her easily. CM Punk licks his lips as
he watches Aksana's large tits bounce up and down as she herself bounces on
his big hard cock.

"Ohhhhhh..ohhhhh yezzzz...ohhhhh..." Aksana moans and leans her blond haired
head back slightly as she continues to swiftly bounce up and down on his
cock, feeling his Straightedge shaft quickly thrust upward.

"Mmmmm... now we're getting some where..." Punk moans as he rocks on the
toilet seat while he thrusts his cock up into Aksana's hot tight snatch.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm...howz am I entertaming youz?" Aksana moans and asks as she
rocks back and forth on his cock, feeling him increasingly thrust up into her
snatch. Aksana smiles and removes her hands from CM Punk's shoulders to
adorably clap her hands together as she happily rocks back and forth on his
cock, feeling him firmly thrust up into her pussy.

CM Punk raises an eyebrow as Aksana claps her hands as she rocks on his
upward thrusting cock. Punk then lifts Aksana off of his cock, "Turn around
and get on your knees..." Punk says with a smirk. Aksana bites down on her
bottom lip as she turns around with her nicely toned, tanned ass facing the
Straightedge Savior before she kneels down on the public restroom tiled floor
within the stall, while she places her hands down onto the floor, seductively
leaning forward. CM Punk scoots to the edge of the toilet seat so the he can
he lean forward to grab Aksana's hips. Punk pulls Aksana lower body up so
that her ass is raised higher and he pulls Aksana back so that he can push
his cock into her asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh!" Aksana moans and closes her eyes as she feels Punk's cock
entering her tight asshole.

"Mmmm..." Punk moans as he rocks on the edge of the toilet seat as he starts
to pump his cock in and out of Aksana's asshole.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm youz are so big..." Aksana moans and licks her lips as she
rocks on her hands, with her knees off of the floor with Punk firmly pumping
into her tight asshole.

"Mmmmm fuck... ahhh..." Punk grunts as he thrusts his cock deeper into
Aksana's asshole as she rocks on her hands.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh!" Aksana lustfully moans as she swiftly moves back and
forth against CM Punk's cock as the Straightedge Savior rapidly drills her

With his cock buried in Aksana's asshole, CM Punk grabs her legs and stands
up from the toilet seat as he continues to fuck her. Thanks to her incredible
upper body strength, the Lithuanian beauty perfectly balances herself on the
palms of her hands as Punks pounds her ass.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Yezzzz...I amz entertaming youz!" Aksana moans and grits her
teeth as she moves back and forth against his firm and quick thrusts.

"Ahhh... mmmm fuck..." Punk grunts as he holds Aksana's lower body up as he
continues to rapidly thrust his cock in and out of her ass.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh" Aksana moans as sweat drips from her gorgeously curved,
tanned and athletically toned body as he continues to fuck her with firm and
deep thrusts.

CM Punk grits his teeth as he drives his cock harder into Aksana's ass as his
shaft starts to throb heavily. Punk pulls out of Aksana's asshole and lowers
her body to the tiled floor of the bathroom before he starts to stroke his
cock. "Stick your ass up..." Punk moans.

Aksana smiles and cutely laughs. "Thatz I understandz..." The Lithuanian
beauty replies as she hikes her gorgeously toned and tanned, rounded ass up
into the air as CM Punk strokes his throbbing Straightedge cock.

"Mmmmm... ahhh..." CM Punk groans loudly as he starts to spray his warm,
thick cum all over Aksana's round, toned and tanned ass.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm thatz feelz so good..." Aksana moans.

"Ahhh... mmmm..." Punk moans as he continues to stroke his cock as he coats
Aksana's ass with his spunk.

Aksana turns her head and smiles at CM Punk as his cum drips off of her
gorgeous ass. "So..youz were entertamed?"

"Yeah... I can say I was a bit entertained..." Punk replies.

Aksana presses her lips together and looks at CM Punk adorably in confusion.
"I don'tz understandz...a bit?"

CM Punk smirks, "You have to do a lot to entertain me..."

"Like whatz?" Aksana asks as she licks her lips

CM Punk smirks, "Get dressed... we'll go to where you can really try to
entertain me..."

"Oh!" Aksana says excitedly and sits up on her knees. "Some place funz?"

"You could say that..." Punk smirks.


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