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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Gettin' Funky
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

At Newark, New Jersey's Prudential Center during the SmackDown television
tapings on March 20, 2012, Heath Slater is leaving the trainer's room
following his quick loss to the 'Funkasaurus' Brodus Clay. The West Virginia
native makes his way towards the locker room area where he sees Brodus's
Funkettes Cameron and Naomi, both wearing matching green half-tops and tight
fitting pants. Heath slides a hand through his red hair before he approaches
them, "Yeah I saw ya'll checking me ya wish ya'll can hang with the
One Man Rock Band..." Heath says with a cocky smirk.

Naomi raises an eyebrow and turns to glances at Heath Slater. "Cam...ya'll
know who the hell this fool is!?" Naomi asks loudly.

"Ummm...I think he's the guy that Brodus completely destroyed tonight..."
Cameron replies with a cute laugh.

"Hey that fat tub of lard only beat me because ya'll two distracted me..."
Heath replies quickly.

Naomi presses her lips together and places her hands onto her hips. "Really!?
Cause ya'll know that fat tub of lard beat ya'lls ass!" Naomi snaps back in a
sassy tone.

"Like I said it was because you two distracted me, how can I focus on that
slob when there are two hot black women checking me out..." Heath smirks.

"Oh hell to the NO! I ain't checkin' out no scrawny little white boy!" Naomi
says loudly.

Cameron bites down on her bottom lip and looks at Heath Slater. "He is kind
of cute..."

"Cute... I'm the One Man Rock Band... ain't nobody hotter in the WWE than
me," Heath smirks at Cameron, "And I know what ya'll is thinking and yeah I
can rock two girls at once."

Naomi rolls her eyes and loudly sighs. "Oh please...."

Cameron smiles excitedly and turns to Naomi. "You hear that, Naomi!? He's a
rock star!"

"Ya'll got that right... and I know ya'll is thinking how can ya'll handle a
big white southern dick..." Heath smirks.

Naomi raises an eyebrow and looks at Cameron "Cam...don't tell me ya'll wanna
skank it up with his scrawny white boy."

"Hey ain't nothin' scrawny about me," Heath snaps.

Naomi looks back at Heath Slater. "I doubt it!"

Heath smirks at Naomi and then lowers his tights just enough to expose his
rather long, thick white cock and large balls which gets Naomi's attention
nearly instantly.

"Oh my gosh!" Cameron says loudly as she looks at Heath Slater's cock. "He's
big, Naomi!" Cameron says excitedly.

Naomi glances down and presses her lips together, appearing not impressed.
"Ya'll...I've seen bigger..."

"I ain't hard yet... it gets a lot bigger..." Heath smirks as both of the
Funky Dancers keep their eyes on his cock.

"Oh come on, Naomi! Lets give him a try!" Cameron asks as she looks at Naomi,

Heath doesn't say anything as smirks at Naomi while his cock begins to rise
and harden.

Naomi crosses her arms against her chest and raises an eyebrow as she looks
back at Heath Slater. "Alright...but if ya'll suck Brodus is gonna squash ya

* * *

A short time later in one of the arena locker rooms, Heath is laying on a
locker room bench with Cameron straddling his face as he laps his tongue
against her hot wet pussy while Naomi is stroking his cock and dragging her
tongue against his ballsack.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh..." Cameron moans and licks her lips as she rocks
back and forth on Heath Slater's handsome face as she grinds her pussy gently

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Naomi loudly moans as she slides her tongue over
Heath's ballsack before she works her tongue up his long shaft.

"Mmmmm! Mmmm!" Heath moans against Cameron's snatch as he laps his tongue
eagerly against her twat while he places his hands on her gorgeous black
thighs while he feels Naomi pressing her tongue against the bottom side of
his long meaty cock as she slides it up towards the head of his tool.

Naomi circles her tongue around the head of Heath's cock before she parts her
luscious lips and lowers her head on his One Man Rock Band cock, taking him
into her loud mouth.

The red-haired Superstar pushes his tongue inside of Cameron's pussy as she
rocks on his face while Naomi starts to bob her head up and down on his dick.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh gosh..." Cameron moans and leans forward to place her hands
onto the bench as she rocks forward on Heath's face, feeling his tongue
flicking and thrusting against her pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Heath moans as he darts his tongue in and out of Cameron's
pussy while Naomi lowers her head further down on his shaft.

Naomi places her hands down onto his nicely toned waist and swiftly bobs her
head back and forth with her luscious lips briskly rubbing against his cock.
"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm...mmmmmm..." Naomi moans as her saliva drips down his

Heath raises his hips which cause him to push his cock up into Naomi's saliva
dripping mouth while he twirls his tongue around inside of Cameron's snatch.

Cameron rocks back and forth on Heath Slater's face, with her wet pussy down
on his tongue, feeling him thrusting deeper, which causes her to bounce.

"Mmmm!" Heath moans as Cameron bounces on his face as he eats her hot wet
pussy as Naomi sucks and slurps on his large white cock.

Naomi lifts her head off of Heath Slater's cock and uses her tongue to spread
her saliva down his long shaft, working her tongue once again down to his

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck..." Heath groans as Cameron moves off of his face as Naomi's
tongue reaches his balls again.

Cameron smiles eagerly at Heath Slater. "Can I have a turn!?"

"Oh yeah..." Heath nods his head and moments later Cameron is moving to where
she can straddle Heath's waist and even with Naomi lapping her tongue against
Heath's balls, Cameron drops down on Heath's saliva coated pole.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh gosh..." Cameron moans and closes her eyes as she eases
down on his cock, feeling Naomi's forehead against her juicy black ass, while
Naomi works her tongue over Slater's ballsack.

"Mmmmm yeah... mmmm..." Heath groans as he places his hands on Cameron's
waist as she starts to rock on his rock hard cock while Naomi takes his balls
into her mouth to suck on them.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Cameron softly moans as she starts to rock back and
forth, working her nicely wet pussy on his cock. Naomi lifts her head for a
moment and spits some saliva onto his shaft, which drips down until Cameron
lowers on his saliva dripping shaft.

"Ahhhh fuck... mmmm..." Heath groans as he starts to thrust his cock up into
Cameron's wet and tight snatch.

Naomi stands up and places her hands onto her hips as she watches Cameron
bounce eagerly on Heath Slater's cock, rocking forward, as she moves her
hands on his chest.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh yeah..." Heath Slater moans as he thrusts his cock sharply up
into Cameron's pussy as she bounces nonstop on his shaft.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh yeah!" Cameron moans loudly as her rounded and juicy
black tits bounce as she jolts upward every time Heath Slater slams his cock
up into her wet snatch.

"Ohhhh yeah mmmmmm fuck yeah..." Heath groans as Cameron lustfully rides his
cock. The red-haired Superstar licks his teeth as he watches Cameron's juicy
tits bounce wildly as she bounces on his upward thrusting tool.

Cameron turns her head and smiles back at Naomi. "You want a turn?" Cameron
asks as she bounces on Heath's cock.

"Ya'll damn right I do!" Naomi replies loudly.

As Cameron slows down, Heath eases her up off of his cock and stands up from
the bench. "Ya'll is gonna get rocked by a real stud..." Heath says as Naomi
proceeds to kneel on the locker room bench. Heath steps behind the loud
dancer and guides his white cock into her hot black snatch with a firm

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh damn, white boy!" Naomi moans loudly as she feels his cock
sliding deeply into her wet snatch, causing her to rock forward on her knees.

"Awww yeah you like that..." Heath smirks as he places his hands on Naomi's
juicy round ass as he begins to pump his cock in and out of her cunt with
firm and swift thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm yeah....ya'll now how to treat that pussy, don't ya!?" Naomi moans
and asks as she rocks back on her knees, pushing against his cock.

"Mmmm awww yeah... ya'll know black pussy gets fucked best by big white
Southern dicks..." The One Man Rock Band replies with a grunt as he thrusts
his shaft deeply into Naomi's twat.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh come on white boy...ya'll can do better!" Naomi moans as she
swiftly rocks back, with her juicy, rounded black ass bouncing and smacking
against his waist.

Heath moves his hands to Naomi's hips and as he does increase the pace and
force of his thrusts, causing her to jolt forward on her knees as she rocks
on the bench.

"Ohhhhhh yeah! Mmmmmm...just like that white boy! Ya'll know I like it!"
Naomi moans loudly.

"Ahhhhh mmmm fuck awww..." The red-haired Superstar grunts as he deeply,
swiftly and firmly hammers Naomi's cunt from behind with his large white

Cameron steps behind Heath Slater and places her hands onto his shoulders as
she starts to rub his shoulders as he pumps his cock into Naomi.

"Mmmmm ahhhh fuck.." Heath Slater moans as he drives his cock balls deep into
Naomi's pussy as Cameron massages his shoulders.

" like that, baby?" Cameron asks with a seductive whisper as she
leans to his ear, while moving her hands on his shoulders.

"Mmmmm yeah... mmmmm..." Heath nods his head as he feels Cameron flicking her
tongue teasingly against his ear lobe while he hammers Naomi's pussy nonstop.

Naomi bucks her hips and swiftly pushes back against his cock, taking him
deeper into her wet pussy, with her juicy ass thundering against his waist
upon each impact.

"Mmmmm fuck.... ahhhh..." Heath groans as drives his white shaft repeatedly
into Naomi's cunt as she rams herself back against him.

Naomi turns her head and looks back at Heath Slater with a smirk on her face,
as she grinds her juicy ass back against his waist. Meanwhile, Cameron slides
her hands from his shoulders down his tanned chest.

"Mmmm fuck yeah ahhh..." Heath groans as Cameron slides her hands over his
chest as she stands behind him while his cock starts to throb within Naomi's

"Ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh yeah! White boy!" Naomi moans loudly as she rocks
quickly on her knees grinding and forcing his cock deeper.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck... ahhhh..." Heath groans as he pulls his throbbing cock out
of Naomi's cunt and he begins to stroke his shaft.

Cameron turns Heath Slater around to face her and drops down on her knees in
front of him, taking his throbbing cock into her eager mouth.

"Awww yeah..." Heath moans as Cameron starts to rapidly bob her head on his

Cameron places her hands onto his toned waist as she swiftly bobs her head
back and forth with her wet saliva dripping down on his cock.

Heath grits his teeth as Cameron turns her head from side to side as she
sucks and slurps on his throbbing cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm.." Cameron sweetly moans as she lifts her eyes to look up
at Slater as her lips grind, taking him deeper into her mouth.

"Ahhhh mmmm fuck... mmmmm..." Heath moans as he begins to cum within
Cameron's lustful mouth.

Cameron presses her lips tightly around Heath Slater's cock as she lets the
warm cum flood and flow into her mouth, smoothly bobbing her head.

"Mmmm ahhhh fuck..." Heath groans as Cameron bobs her head lightly on his
erupting shaft.

Cameron lifts her head off of Heath Slater's cock and proceeds to swallow the
entire load of his cum.

"Ohhhh yeah.... mmmm fuck yeah... rockin'..." Heath smirks down at Cameron as
she shows him that she swallowed every drop of his spunk.

Naomi places her hands onto her hips and raises an eyebrow. "Cam!? What the
hell, girl! Ya'll don't save any for me!?"

Heath smirks, "Ya'll want some then lets take this rockin' party back to the

Naomi raises an eyebrow. "Ya'll can't be ready to go again..."

"Baby I'm the One Man Rock Band... I can go all night long..." Heath says


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