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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Good Advice
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

In the Alliance Superstars locker room during the September 24, 2001 broadcast of RAW, Rob Van Dam is stretching as Raven, wearing a sleeveless black shirt, jean shorts and a flannel shirt is tide around his waist, and Terri Runnels, wearing a tight fitting tan colored top and black pants, approaches him. "Hey man..." Raven says.

"Hey..." RVD replies as he notices how Raven is looking more dejected than usual.

"I've... been in such a funk lately...I can't get out of it... been so depressed and then I lost to Perry Saturn...a mop loving bald headed psychotic... I've reached a new low... I don't know what to do man" Raven says as Terri rubs his back.

"It's okay..." Terri says.

RVD smiles, "Man what is with everybody today? Don't let that bother you... I mean you're Raven, look like I know you're always negative, but can't you be more positive about it?" RVD asks as Raven folds his arms, "I mean seriously, you need to, you need to lighten up. Listen you're always dark, but you're mysterious, you're intelligent you don't need to be depressed, snap out of it..." RVD lightly smacks Raven's chest, "You're Raven... Quote The Raven, Nevermore right?"

"Yeah..." Raven nods his head as his mood appears to lighten up.

"That's you! Come on..." RVD says

"Yeah... yeah you're right man... thank you..." Raven says as he shakes RVD's hand.

"Come on baby... I know how to remind you how good you are..." Terri grins mischievously as Raven turns to face her. Terri then looks at RVD and smiles, "Thanks Rob..."

"Hey no problem..."RVD says.

As Terri and Raven walk out of the locker room they pass by Stephanie McMahon who was ease dropping on the pep talk, and the owner of ECW walks up to Rob Van Dam.

"Where are we going?" Raven asks Terri as she leads him down the hall and into the Alliance Divas locker room.

Terri bites down on her bottom lip and seductively looks over her shoulder at Raven as he follows her into the locker room. "You want to feel better, right babe?"

"Yeah I do..." Raven nods his head while replying to the sly blond haired Diva.

Terri proceeds to close the locker room door once her and Raven are inside and locks the door. "Well that's exactly what I'm going to do, babe. Make you feel better." The proudly proclaimed Horny Little She-Devil replies before she places her hands onto her hips. "Raven...I know men better than anyone else...I know exactly what it takes to bring a man out from a funk..."

"And what are you going to do..." Raven pauses as he looks up and down at Terri, "To get me out of my funk?"

Terri licks her lips and locks her seductive eyes with Raven. "The only trick that always works..." Terri says before she steps closer to Raven placing her hands onto his shirt covered chest.

Raven smirks a bit, "Oh that trick... that may do it..." Raven says as Terri slides her hands over his shirt covered chest.

Terri smiles and nods her head as she lowers her hands down his shirt covered chest to his stomach before resting her hands at his waist. Terri licks her lips before she lowers herself down onto her knees in front of him.

Raven looks down at Terri as she moves her hands underneath the flannel shirt that's tied around his waist and proceeds to unbutton and unzip his jean shorts. The former ECW World Champion lets his long hair hang down over his face as the horny little She-Devil tugs down his jean shorts, freeing his long thick cock which hangs perfectly along slide the sleeves of the flannel shirt.

Terri presses her luscious lips together and nods her head with approval as she lets his jean shorts drop to the floor resting on his shoe covered feet. Terri places her right hand around his shaft and holds his cock while leaning her dark blond haired head in and slyly moving her tongue against his cock which begins to harden at the sensual touch of her highly skilled tongue.

"Mmmmm..." Raven lets out a moan as Terri slides her tongue slowly around the head of his quickly hardening cock while she uses her left hand to untie flannel shirt, which causes it to fall freely from Raven's waist and to the floor.

Terri lifts her head. "You like that, babe?" Terri asks before she turns to sliding her tongue along the head of his cock, eventually dropping her tongue down to his long shaft and works her tongue toward his ballsack.

"Ahhhh yeah..." Raven groans as Terri flicks her tongue against his low hanging balls while he removes his sleeveless shirt.

Terri Runnels closes her eyes and slaps her sultry tongue against his low hanging and large ballsack, feeling it tense as she expertly works her tongue against his sack.

"Ahhhh.. fuck..." Raven moans as Terri flicks her tongue back and forth against his balls while she smoothly moves her hand on his now fully harden cock.

Terri slyly guides her wet tongue away from his ballsack and begins to deviously work her tongue back against his long shaft making her way upward.

Raven slides a hand through his long tangled mess of hair as Terri's tongue reaches the tip of his meaty shaft.

Terri parts her sultry lips and lowers her head to take his cock into her mouth. Wrapping her lips around his impressively large and thick cock, the Horny Little She-Devil begins to bob her head to suck on his cock.

"Ahhhhh fuck..." Raven moans loudly as Terri bobs her head freely along the length of his rock hard cock while she lowers her hands down to her own pants to unbutton and unzip them.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Terri moans as she steadily bobs her head back and forth on Raven's cock with her sultry lips rubbing along his shaft.

"Ahhhh... mmmmm..." Raven groans as Terri sucks and slurps on his cock as she takes its fairly deep into her mouth as she lifts her knees one at a time as she pushes her pants down from her slender waist.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Terri moans lustfully as she bobs her head at a quick pace, sliding her tongue teasingly against the bottom side of his shaft while sucking his cock.

The Superstar formally known as Johnny Polo licks his lips as Terri slides her tongue from side to side against the bottom of his meat pole as she leans forward and tilts her head back in order to deep throat it at angle.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Terri deeply groans as she holds his cock inside of her mouth, with her saliva dripping down, and swiftly rocks her head back and forth to fuck his cock with her mouth.

"Ahhhhh shit..." Raven groans as Terri places her hands on his thighs as she rocks her head back and forth on his fat fuck stick.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm...." Terri moans as she briskly bobs her head, with her saliva dripping down and covering every inch inside of her mouth.

The former ECW World Champion tilts his head back as Terri lustfully goes about getting him out of his funk by whorishly sucking his cock.

Terri turns her dark blond haired head on Raven's cock and grinds her luscious lips on his shaft before she starts to slowly lift her head up.

Raven looks down at Terri as his cock falls from her mouth and smirks as he watches as Terri removes her very tight fitting top to free her large juicy round and firm tits.

Terri narrows her eyes and seductively looks at Raven as she stands up from the floor. "Do you want to fuck me, baby?"

"Absolutely..." Raven nods his head while he smirks as the former manager of Perry Saturn.

"Good..." Terri says as she completely steps out of her pants and slides down her skimpy black panties to expose her shaved pussy.

Raven licks his lips and watches as Terri struts sexily over towards the locker room's couch and stand in front of it. Raven quickly moves to stand behind Terri as leans forward to places her hands on the backrest of the couch just before he guides his fat dick into her tight and very wet twat.

"Mmmmmmmmm....fuck you're so big, babe...." Terri moans with a sly smirk.

"Mmmm fuck yeah I am..." Raven groans as he begins to pump his cock in and out of Terri's cunt.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah baby..." Terri moans and presses her lips together as she feels his large cock slamming into her from behind, causing her to rock forward on her feet.

The long haired, well hung Alliance member grabs hold of Terri's hips as he plows his cock firmly and deeply into her twat.

"Ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhhh yeah...just like that! Ohhhhhhh fuck!" Terri Runnels moans as she pushes her sultry tanned ass back against his waist.

The Superstar who broke the fingers of his followers just for fun smirks as he slams his cock repeatedly into Terri's cunt with more motivation than his apparent slacker persona seems capable of.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmmm fuck! Ohhhhhhhhh!" Terri Runnels moans and throws her head back as she bounces forward on her feet with Raven's quick and intense thrusts.

Raven reaches forward with his left hand to grab a handful of Terri's blond hair and firmly holds it to keep her head tilted back as he plows his cock relentlessly into her twat. Raven's large and low hanging balls swing forward with each of Raven's thrusts and they smack loudly between Terri's legs.

The 6-foot tall 244-pound wrestler pulls his cock suddenly out of Terri's cunt as he lets go of her hair. Lifting her up, Raven almost throws Terri onto the couch before he sits down on it where he then proceeds to pull Terri onto his lap so that his big fat cock re-enters her snatch.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah baby..." Terri moans and places her hands onto his chest as she begins to rock forward on his cock, grinding her wet pussy on his cock, bouncing as he thrusts up into her.

"Mmmmm yeah... ahhhh..." The former Hardcore Champion groans as he pumps his cock sharply and swiftly up into Terri's cunt as she rocks on it pole. Reaching behind her, Raven grabs Terri's ass with one hand and smacks her ass with the other.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh yes...ohhhhhh!" Terri moans as she rocks forward on his cock, bouncing more quickly when he thrusts upward deeper into her snatch.

"Ahhhh shit... ahhh fuck..." Raven groans as he rams his cock repeatedly up into Terri's cunt, causing the petite horny little she-devil to bounce and rock wildly on his meaty fuck stick.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh...ohhhhh!" Terri moans as her juicy and large, rounded, tanned tits bounce and sway as she moves on his cock.

The man who held the WCW United States Championship for just a day smirks as Terri takes her hands off of his chest and grabs her own tits as she moves lustfully on his impressively long and fat cock.

"Ohhhhhhhhh..ohhhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhhh!" Terri moans and closes her eyes as she swiftly drops down on his cock, as he firmly pumps upward into her snatch.

"Mmmmm fuck yeah..." Raven groans as he pumps his cock into Terri's cunt. Shifting his body, the former ECW Tag Team Champion lays the Diva formally known as Marlena down on the couch to get on top of her as he continues to pound her twat.

Terri wraps her gorgeously smooth and tanned legs around his waist as she moves on the couch's surface underneath Raven as he slams his cock into her.

"Ahhhh... awww..." Raven grunts as he drives his cock deeply into Terri's snatch as she places her hands on his shoulders.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck...ohhhhh!" Terri moans as she arches her back slightly and pushes against his thrusting cock.

Raven grits his teeth as he continues to ram his cock deeply into Terri's twat as she arches her back and squirms on the couch beneath him in order to grind herself against his pistoning tool.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!" Terri Runnels moans lustfully as she feels his cock continue to deeply ram into her.

Gradually, with each of his firm and stiff thrusts, Raven's cock begins to throb as he continues to fuck lustful Alliance Diva.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh yeah, baby...." Terri moans as she slyly grinds her pussy against his cock as she feels him throbbing inside of her wet snatch.

"Mmmmm ahhhhh fuck..." Raven grunts as he drives his throbbing cock balls deep into Terri snatch as she unwraps her legs from around his waist.

"Mmmmmm yeah baby...mmmmmm..." Terri moans as she seductively looks up at Raven as he intensely hammers his throbbing cock into her.

"Mmmmm fuck... shit..." Raven moans as he pulls his pulsating prick out of Terri's pussy and moves to straddle her waist he starts to stroke his cock as Terri uses her arms to prop up her upper body.

Terri presses her lips together and slyly kisses the head of his cock as she watches him stroke his hands along his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhh fuck..." Raven groans as his cock begins to erupt with a thick stream of jizz shooting from the piss slit.

Terri parts her lips and opens her mouth as his warm load of cum sprays into her mouth. "Mmmmmmm..." She moans with delight.

"Awwww shit.... ahhhh..." Raven groans as he continues to stroke his cock until he's finished cumming.

Terri licks her lips and slyly looks at Raven. "How do you feel, baby?"

"Better..." Raven replies with a smirk.

Terri nods her head and smiles. "Good..."


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