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READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988).

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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Hart Of A Hero
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

During the December 28, 1989 WWF Live Event at the Pershing Auditorium in Lincoln, Nebraska, ring announcer Howard Finkel is in the ring. "And now ladies and gentleman, at this time, may I present to you... Brother Love!" Finkel says into the microphone and the gospel styled music for the Brother Love show begins to play in the arena as the red-faced, smarmy and boisterous preacher makes his way to the ring as the crowd boos.

Once he's in the ring, Brother Love gives a wide, disingenuous smile to the crowd before he takes the microphone from Finkel and says, "I.... Looooove... Yooooou!" Brother Love says with a sly smirk. "And by the looks of things Nebraska could use some love tonight..." Brother Love pauses as he walks around the ring. "You see...there has been... humiliation... on a lot of people's minds theses day... but on my way to the arena tonight, I looked up... the definition of the word... humiliation..."

Brother Love smirks as he looks at the fans, "And one Brother Ultimate Warrior... is gonna learn... a whole new definition of humiliation when he meets Dino Bravo!" Brother Love says as the crowd boos him. "But! Brother Love is not here tonight to talk to you about humiliation! No...no...no I am not! Because also when I was looking through the book of love...I came across the definition... of the word lady..."

Brother Love takes a handkerchief and dabs some sweat off of his forehead, "And that definition stated that a lady... was a female... with class..." Brother Love smirks, "A female... with finesse.... A lovely woman... and right next to that definition was a picture of my guest at this time... please welcome the Queen the WWF... Sister Sensational Queen Sherri! Oh yes!"

The fans within the arena boo as Pomp and Circumstances begin to play while the manager of The Macho King Randy Savage, Sherri Martel makes her to the ring. Sherri smirks arrogantly at the crowd as she enters the ring as Brother Love holds the ropes open.

"Welcome..." Brother Love says as he bows to Sherri, "Welcome Sister Queen... it is indeed a pleasure to have you here on The Brother Love Show."

"Well Brother Love...it is a honor to be here..." Sherri pauses and smirks, "And stand next to a man that radiates love... boldness... and masculinity!"

Brother Love chuckles, "Yes I sure love you Sister Queen... but you know something... when I was looking through that book of love...I also came across the word jezebel..."

"What did it say?" Sherri asks.

"Well you see the definition of the word jezebel says one who rides on the coattails of WWF Champions..." Brother Love says.

"And who was it?" Sherri asks as she places her hands on her hips.

"Oh! It said it was a female who doesn't... stand behind her man!" Brother Love says as he doesn't answer Sherri's question.

"Who was it?" Sherri asks again with a smirk.

"Well Sister Queen... it had a picture..." Brother Love chuckles.

"Well! Who was it?!" Sherri asks excitedly.

"It was out guest at this time... little miss jezebel... little miss... Elizabeth!" Brother Love says as he points to the entranceway.

Pomp and Circumstances again begins to play and the fans cheer as Miss Elizabeth, wearing a lovely black, sparkly top and a black skirt makes her way to the ring. When she climbs the ring apron, Brother Love holds the ring ropes open, but Elizabeth, showing her distrust for the red-faced preacher of 'love', chooses to enter through the ring ropes from a different side of the ring.

"My... my... my..." Brother Love says with a smirk as he looks at Elizabeth, "Look at little miss jezebel... you know, Sister Liz... if I may as you a question..." Brother Love says as he steps towards Elizabeth as Sherri folds her arms and glares at the woman who cut her hair at SummerSlam four months earlier. "Do you think for even one moment, that you are worthy... to be here in this ring...on the Brother Love Show... with someone like the Sensational Queen Sherri?"

"Well..." Elizabeth can barely get a word out as Brother Love cuts her off which causes the fans to boo loudly.

"Well! First of all Miss Liz maybe you shouldn't event think because I doubt you are capable of thinking!" Brother Love says as Elizabeth licks her teeth and glares in annoyance at him. "And second of all.... No... you are not worthy of someone as beautiful...and gorgeous...as the Queen..." Brother Love says as he moves to stand next to the smirking Sherri. "I mean... Sister Sensational... would you look at little miss jezebel?"

Sherri smirks, "Would you get a load at that dress..." Sherri says with disgust.

"Yes... yes... it is a nice plastic dress... kinda like the plastic makeup..." Brother Love says.

"Kinda like the plastic all over her..." Sherri adds as Elizabeth cross her arms and looks at the former Women's Champion.

"Oh yes... you she is not beautiful like... she doesn't have classy makeup and doesn't dress classy with finesse like you do... oh no... oh no she doesn't!" Brother Love says.

"Miss Elizabeth..." Sherri pauses and laughs slightly, "How could you even come to this arena... and stand in the same squared circle with myself... with royalty... you a mere commoner..." Sherri smirks, "A mere commoner Miss Elizabeth... that's all that you are... that's all that you will ever be... there's nothing that you can do to change it... you have roaming eyes..." Sherri says as she points at Elizabeth who has taken a step towards her, "You LOST King Macho...he gave you EVERYTHING! He gave you furs... he gave you jewels... he took you everywhere... but that wasn't enough for you... THAT wasn't enough for a mere woman Miss Elizabeth..."

"Oh yes..." Brother Love chuckles as Elizabeth is glaring right at the arrogant Queen Sherri, "Little miss jezebel... you see... Miss Elizabeth... miss jezebel... you see you've been called a lot here in the WWF...oh yes... I believe they have called you the first lady of the WWF, ain't that right?" Brother Love asks.

"Well yes but..." Miss Elizabeth starts to answer and again Brother Love cuts her off.

"Yes... they may have called you the first lady...you may have BEEN the first lady...but you were NOT the QUEEN! You were not ROYALTY! Oh no..." Brother Love points at Sherri, "This is royalty, this is regal, this is everything that you wish you could be! Ain't that right Sister Queen?"

"That's right...I am royalty and I am the Queen, Miss Elizabeth..." Sherri says, "But let me tell you something... I'll repeat myself in case you didn't hear me the first time around... You are a common like Hacksaw Jim Duggan... like Koko B Ware... like Bret Hart!"

Sherri rolls her eyes and grabs the hand of Brother Love that is holding the microphone and pulls it where she can speak into it, "As far as I'm concerned... someone like Bret Hart is more of a king than Randy will ever be!"

Sherri grabs Brother's Love hand and pulls the microphone back towards herself, "As far as I'm concerned there is ONLY ONE true king of the World Wrestling Federation and that's Macho King Randy Savage!" Sherri shouts, "AND he'll kick Bret Hart's butt just like I'm gonna kick your butt!" Sherri shouts as she kicks off her heels.

Elizabeth steps towards Sherri, "I'm NOT afraid of you!" Elizabeth says firmly.

"YOU are nothing more... than a COMMONER!" Sherri says as she slaps Elizabeth's face.

Stunned, Elizabeth rubs her face, and balls her fists, but as soon as she raises a hand to strike back, Brother Love blocks her, "You are NOT gonna start anything here Miss Elizabeth! You are NOT! This is the Brother Love Show!" Brother Love shouts as the fans start going crazy with excitement as tag team specialist Bret 'Hitman' Hart, wearing his black and pink wrestling attire, charges into the ring behind the backs of Brother Love and Queen Sherri who have their full attention on Elizabeth.

"HEY!" The Hitman shouts which gets Sherri and Brother Love's attention and within moments, Sherri dives out of the ring to escape and Bret starts to chase her down the entranceway, leaving a stunned Brother Love alone with Elizabeth who has a smile on her face.

"Well... well... well..." Brother Love says as he repeatedly and nervously looks over his shoulder at the entranceway as he turns his attention back to Elizabeth, "Little miss jezebel... my don't we look pretty tonight... you know... if there was every someone who needed to learn about love..." Brother Love says as he backs Elizabeth into a corner, "I would say...it was you... and if there was ever any body... that could teach you about love... it would be Brother Love, you see, because I loooove yooou..." Brother Love says as Bret Hart returns to the ring and taps his shoulder.

"Huh..." Brother Love says as he turns around and is greeted with a firm right hand to the stomach from The Hitman, doubling Brother Love over. The fans cheer as Bret grabs Brother Love by his white suit jacket and proceeds to hurl him over the top rope and to the arena floor. Bret smirks as he dusts his hands together before he turns to check on Miss Elizabeth.

"You alright?" Bret asks and Elizabeth blushes and nods her head while out on the arena floor Brother Love crawls to the backstage area. Bret waves to the crowd for a moment before he holds the ring ropes open to escort Elizabeth to the backstage area.

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A short time later near the locker rooms of the arena, Bret Hart is talking with Miss Elizabeth, "I'm sure you could've handled Scary Sherri..." Bret says.

The first lady of the WWF shrugs her shoulders, "I'm not totally sure on that... but I would've gotten my licks in... but really, thank you for your help tonight... I don't know why I keep getting scheduled to be a guest on the Brother Love show when it almost always leads to him and Sherri trying to make some idiotic point..." Elizabeth says with a sigh before smiling, "But I do kind of owe you one... would you happen to need a manager for you match tonight?"

"I already had my match..." The second generation wrestler says politely.

"Oh... that is probably for the best... if I went out there with you Sherri or Brother Love probably would've caused some mayhem..." Elizabeth says before she looks up and down at the well put together Canadian. "Hmmmm...maybe something else to thank you for being my hero tonight..." Elizabeth presses her lips together.

"It's quite alright... really..." Bret begins to reply.

"I always repay those who help me out...if I can't be your manager tonight...." Elizabeth then smile, "I got it... I'll just have to treat you like a hero..."

"What do you mean?" Bret Hart asks with a puzzled look on his face.

"You'll see..." Elizabeth smiles as she gently takes Bret's right hand, "And... you might want to save me quite a bit in the future after this...."

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In her private dressing room, Elizabeth has finished undressing and smiles as she approaches Bret Hart as he sits naked on a chair, "I don't always do this... cause I often just manager whoever comes to my rescue..." Elizabeth says as she gracefully kneels between The Hitman's legs and brings her right hand to the base of his hard, thick cock.

"I won't... mmmmm... say a word...." Bret says with a moan as Elizabeth begins to smoothly stroke his cock.

"I'll hold you to that..." Elizabeth says with a wink as she leans her head forward and begins to gently circles the head of Bret's dick with her soft, wet tongue.

"Ahhhh.... mmmm..." Bret groans as the First Lady of the WWF moves her tongue around the bell-end of his cock while she gently pumps her right hand on the shaft.

"Mmmm... ohhhh...." Elizabeth moans softly as she taps her tongue against the left right and bottom sides of Bret's cock head before she parts her lips and takes it into her mouth. Sliding her right hand back to the base of his shaft, Elizabeth begins to bob her head up and down on Bret's shaft.

"Ahhhh.... awww..." Bret moans and tilts his head back as Elizabeth gracefully lifts and lowers her head on his cock, with her saliva dripping down his tool.

"Mmmm ohhh... ohhhh..." Elizabeth moans as she keeps a very gentle and soothing pace as she sucks on the Canadian's cock.

"Ahhhh... damn..." Bret Hart groans as Elizabeth lightly presses her lips on his shaft, dragging them slightly each time she lifts her head.

"Ohhh... mmm... ohhhh..." Elizabeth moans as she places her left hand between her legs and begins to rubs her moist snatch while she bobs her head tenderly on The Hitman's shaft.

"Ahhhh... awww..." Bret groans as he watches the gorgeous brunette's head rise and fall at a very steady pace.

"Mmmm... mmmmm..." Elizabeth moans on Bret's shaft as she lowers her head further down while she moves her left hand back and forth against her pussy.

"Mmmmm shit... ahhh...." Bret Hart moans as Elizabeth tilts her head from side to side, rubbing her soft lips on his tool while she comes very close to taking every inch of his cock into her mouth.

"Ohhhh mmmm... mmmm..." Elizabeth groans as she starts to bob her head at a quicker pace as she eases two fingers from her left hand into her twat. The First Lady of the WWF briskly sucks on Bret's cock while she works her fingers in and out of her cunt.

"Awww... fuck...." Bret groans as Elizabeth sucks and slurps on his cock while her moans vibrate against his thick hard tool.

"Ohhh mmmmm mmmm.." Elizabeth moans as she pumps her fingers into her pussy while rapidly moves her head up and down on Bret's dick for several moments before she lifts her head, "God... I haven't sucked a cock like that... in... since before WrestleMania..." Elizabeth says with a lustful tone and a sweet smiles as she looks up at the Hitman while she removes her fingers from her pussy.

"I... umm..." Bret begins to speak.

"Oh believe you don't have to say anything..." Elizabeth says as he stands up from between Bret's legs and proceeds to straddle his lap, "Just relax and be rewarded..." Elizabeth says as she gently eases her pussy down onto Bret's saliva coated cock.

"Ahhhhh..." Bret groans as he places his hands on Elizabeth's hips as she begins to rock on his shaft.

"Ohhhh... mmmm..." Elizabeth moans softly as she places her hands on Bret's chest while she grinds herself lightly on his shaft.

"Awww.... ahhh..." Bret moans as leans back on the chair while he begins to thrust his cock upward into Elizabeth's cunt.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Elizabeth groans as she bounces slightly whenever Bret thrusts his shaft up into her.

"Awww... ahhhh mmm..." Bret Hart moans as he moves his hands against Elizabeth's hips while she rocks back and forth on his cock.

"Ohhhh... mmm ahhhh..." Miss Elizabeth moans and licks her lips as Bret increases the pace of his upward thrusts.

"Ahhhh ahhh..." The Hitman grunts as he swiftly thrusts his shaft upward into Elizabeth's pussy, which causes her to bounce at a more steady rate.

"Mmmmm ohhhh fuck... mmmm..." Elizabeth moans as she bounces on Bret's lap while he thrusts his shaft repeatedly up into her wet and warm pussy.

"Ahhh... shit... mmmm..." Bret moans as he moves off the chair and kneels on the floor where he lays Elizabeth down. The Hitman lifts Elizabeth's legs up onto his shoulders and leans forward slightly as he pumps his cock in and out of her cunt.

"Ohhh... ohhhh mmmm... ohhhh..." The first lady of the WWF moans as she moves against the floor of her dressing room as Bret hammers her pussy.

"Awww... ahhhh..." Bret grunts as he thrusts his cock deeply into Elizabeth's snatch.

"Mmmm ohhh... ohhh yes... mmmm..." Elizabeth bites her bottom lip as Bret drives every inch of his shaft into her twat.

"Ahhh... mmmm mmmmm ahhhhh..." The Hitman groans while he plows his cock repeatedly in Elizabeth's pussy.

"Mmmmm ohhh... ohhhh..." Elizabeth moans as she continues to move against the locker room floor as Bret Hart fucks her with stiff thrusts.

"Ahhh... awww... ahhh..." Bret moans as he keeps an intense pace while he drives his shaft sharply into Elizabeth's pussy.

"Ohhhh ohhh... mmmm..." Elizabeth groans lustfully and slides her hands against her perky tits as Bret keeps fucking her.

"Ahhhh... mmm awww..." Bret moans as he drives his cock a few more times into Elizabeth's pussy before pulling out. After sitting up on his knees and easing Elizabeth's legs from his shoulders, the Hitman watches as Elizabeth turns onto her stomach where she raises herself up onto her hands and knees. Taking the clear hint, Bret guides his cock back into Elizabeth's twat and lays his hands on her waist.

"Ohhhh... ohhh..." Elizabeth moans as Bret begins to thrust his cock in and out of her pussy from behind.

"Ahhhh awww..." Bret groans as he easily thrusts his shaft into Elizabeth's pussy while his waist collides her ass.

"Mmmm ohhh... mmm..." Elizabeth moans as she rocks forward as a result of Bret's firm thrusts.

"Awww.... ahhhh... mmmm..." The Hitman groans while he pulls Elizabeth back against his thrusting shaft.

"Ohhhh yes... mmmm ohhh ohhhh..." Elizabeth moans and hangs her head while licking her lips as she feels Bret's cock pumping swiftly into her moist pussy.

"Ahhhh awww..." Bret Hart moans as he deeply thrusts his shaft into Elizabeth's snatch.

"Mmmmm ohhhh yes.... ohhh ohhhh ahhh..." Elizabeth moans as the wrestler who came to her aid during the Brother Love show quickens the pace of his thrusts.

"Awww ahhhh... ohhhh ahhh..." Bret groans while sweat drips down his body as he plows his entire shaft into Elizabeth's pussy even as his dick starts to throb.

"Mmmm ohhh fuck... ohhhh ohhh fuck... ohhh..." Elizabeth groans lustfully and tilts her head back as her pussy begins to tighten on Bret's pulsating cock.

"Ahhhh ahhh... awww..." Bret Hart grunts as he firmly pulls Elizabeth back while thrusting his cock into her as he starts to cum.

"Mmmm... ohhhh mmmmmm..." Elizabeth moans as she feels Bret's jizz flowing into her pussy as it constricts fully on his erupting cock when she begins to climax.

"Awww... mmmm ahhhh..." Bret moans as Elizabeth's pussy tightly squeezes his cock as she cums on his erupting shaft.

"Mmmmm... ohhhh fuck... mmm..." Elizabeth moans as she lightly grinds her pussy against Bret's cock until her climax subsides. The first lady of the WWE then looks back at Bret as sweat drips down her face and smiles, "Thanks again for the save... maybe we can do it again some time...."

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