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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Highlight Reel: Uncut Unloaded Uncensored Part 01
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

In the ring of Kitchener, Ontario's Memorial Auditorium during a WWE Live
Event on May 3, 2003, Chris Jericho, wearing loose fitting pants and loose
fitting open shirt, smirks as stands on the 'set' of his show, The Highlight
Reel, "Welcome everyone... to the hottest show in the entire WWE... The
Highlight Reel.... And as I said recently on the debut episode that aired on
RAW, this show is cutting edge, it's must see, and it's not a rehash from the
1980s like that Piper's Pit on SmackDown!" Jericho says, "Now welcome my
guest who like Trish Stratus and Jacqueline... lost to Jazz in the Women's
Championship match earlier tonight... Victoria..."

'All the Things She Said' by t.A.T.u plays in the arena as Victoria makes her
way to the ring with a look on her face that clearly indicates the semi-
psychotic Diva doesn't like approve of Jericho's introduction of her.

Victoria, dressed in a pair of tight fitting black pants and a red black
widow top, narrows her eyes and glares at Chris Jericho as she picks up the
microphone. "What did you just say about me!?'

Jericho smirks as he walks around Victoria, "Well I said that you, like Trish
and Jacqueline, lost to Jazz in the Women's Championship match... but before
you came out... I was going to say that you were an obsessive psycho..."
Jericho says

Victoria turns her head slightly. "Psycho!? I'm not a psycho!" Victoria says
as she grits her teeth.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah.... whatever...' Jericho says, "I don't see anyone else
who's gone from being the Head Ho of the WWE to being obsessed with Trish
Stratus... and we're going to find out why that is..." Jericho smirks.

Victoria shakes her head and wickedly laughs "That's where you and everyone
else is completely wrong...It's not that I'm obsessed with that tramp, Trish
Stratus. What I'm obsessed with is this idea that Trish is so great...she
isn't great, she's a backstabbing bitch!" Victoria snaps.

"Wonder how many other people will use the line of logic when describing
their problems..." Jericho grins, "But you say Trish isn't great, well
compared to you she sure has some killer T&A... and I mean that both ways...
talent and ability and tits and ass..." Jericho says.

"Oh please! I'm five times better than Trish, in every aspect!" Victoria
says, seemingly getting more upset with Jericho's comments.

"Oh yeah sure... listen you may have been the Head Ho of the WWE but that was
what, nearly three years ago? You're just another deranged hot psycho that
has been pushed aside by a hotter, younger beauty who has surpassed you in
every way possible..." Jericho smirks as he continues to taunt the former
Women's Champion.

"I am better than Trish Stratus and I know that I can prove it too!"

Chris Jericho smirks, "Really? So... if I said Trish sucks dick better than
every Diva in the WWE.. what would you do to prove me wrong?"

Victoria presses her lips together and raises an eyebrow at Chris Jericho.
"Well...Chris, since you do appear to be a fan of that tramp, I guess you
would be the first that I would have to prove wrong...so I would have no
problem showing up just how superior I am!"

"Sounds like a lot of talk..." Chris Jericho says as he holds the microphone
with his right hand while he lowers his pants with her left hand, freeing his
meaty cock, "So Victoria... let's see if you're all talk or not..."

Victoria narrows her eyes and wickedly glares at Chris Jericho before she
aggressively drops the microphone down onto the wrestling mat and takes a
step closer to Jericho. The psychotically deranged Diva kneels down in front
of Jericho and spits some saliva onto his shaft, before she places her left
hand around his shaft and swiftly slides her hand down, spreading the saliva
against his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Jericho moans and smirks as he casually tosses his microphone on
top of one of the stools while Victoria strokes his cock with her left hand.

"I'll show you Trish is nothing compared to me!" Victoria says as she glances
up at Jericho, working her hand back and forth against his shaft.

"Just gonna jerk me off or are you gonna suck my dick?" Jericho asks with a
cocky smirk as Victoria's left hand swiftly moves along the length of his
saliva coated tool.

"I think you better shut your mouth!" Victoria fires back before she spits
saliva onto the head of his cock and lowers her dark black haired head, using
her tongue to spread the saliva around.

"Mmmmmmm...." Jericho moans as Victoria aggressively slides her tongue over
the head of his cock.

Victoria slyly glances up at Jericho before she parts her lips and lowers her
head, taking the head of his cock into her viciously hot mouth. Victoria
tightly wraps her lips around his shaft and starts to immediately bob her
head to suck on his cock.

"Awww yeah..." Jericho groans as the deranged dark haired Diva bobs her head
swiftly on his cock. Jericho places his left hand on the back of Victoria's
head as she wastes little time in deep throating his tool.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Victoria wickedly moans as she places
her right hand onto his gorgeously muscular, tanned waist as she bobs her
head back and forth, with her viciously moist and smooth lips grating back
and forth against his shaft.

"Awwww fuck.... mmmmm..." Jericho groans as the former Women's Champion
aggressively bobs her head on his cock at swift pace. Jericho removes his
hand from Victoria's head and takes off his shirt.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh..." Victoria moans as she removes her left hand from the
base of his cock to place her hand onto his waist as well as she aggressively
bobs her head back and forth with her wet saliva dripping down his cock.

"Mmmmmm awww..." Jericho grabs two handfuls of Victoria's hair, holding it in
two pigtails as he starts to thrust his cock forward into her mouth as she
continues to suck and slurp on his tool.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm! Ahhhhhhhh!" Victoria moans as she deeply takes
his cock into her mouth and slaps her tongue firmly around his shaft, while
sucking him intensely

"Awwww fuck... mmmm yeah...' Chris Jericho groans as he fucks Victoria's
mouth with swift thrusts as she eagerly sucks his dick.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm!" Victoria moans as she presses her lips tightly around
his shaft and suddenly turns her head, grinding her lips against his cock

"Ahhhh yeah.... fuck not bad.... not bad..." Jericho groans as Victoria
sharply turns her head in the opposite directly with his cock deep within her
mouth.

Victoria unwraps her lips from around his shaft and lifts her head before she
smirks up at Jericho. "Not bad!? It's great!"

"Hey I am comparing you to Trish Stratus... who by the way would've already
had her clothes off by now..." Jericho smirks as he motions towards
Victoria's tight fitting black pants and red black widow top.

"That's because she is a tramp!" Victoria snaps before she lifts her red
black widow top to expose her large and juicy, rounded tits.

"And what does that would make you?" Jericho asks as he checks out Victoria's
impressive large, juicy and round tits.

Victoria glares at Jericho before she stands up from the wrestling mat and
places her hands onto her hips as she guides her black pants down, lowering
them down her nicely toned, smooth and tanned legs.

"No snappy comeback?" Jericho asks as he circles around Victoria as she
lowers her black pants and he checks her toned yet juicy ass.

"Just shut up and fuck me!" Victoria yells before she places her hands onto
the stool and leans forward.

Jericho smirks as he steps closer to Victoria and proceeds to guide his cock
into her hot wet and tight pussy with a firm thrust.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh fuck yeah!" Victoria moans and grits her teeth.

"Ahhhhhh mmmmm..." Chris Jericho groans as he grabs Victoria's hips as he
starts to firmly pump his cock in and out of her tight cunt from behind.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck!" Victoria moans and grits her teeth tighter as she
starts to firmly push back against Jericho's cock.

Jericho licks his lips as Victoria's ass smacks against his gorgeous waist
while he drives his cock balls deep into the deranged Diva's pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmmm you can't handle me, I know it!" Victoria moans and
wickedly taunts as she rocks back on her feet to aggressively push back
against his cock.

"Ahhhh I'm taking it easy on you..." Jericho smirks as he increases the pace
of his thrusts as he pounds Victoria's pussy with harder thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh fuck..." Victoria moans as she rocks forward against the
stool, with Jericho pumping firmly into her.

"Mmmmmm awwww yeah...' Chris Jericho grunts as he swiftly thrusts his cock in
and out of Victoria's twat as she uses the stool as leverage to push herself
back against him.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh so much better than Trish, right?" Victoria asks with a
smirk as she slams her body back against his cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh... about the same..." Jericho groans as he drives his cock
repeatedly into Victoria's pussy before he pulls out. The first ever
Undisputed WWE Champion turns Victoria around and lifts her to have her sit
on the stool. Jericho then rams his cock back into the psychotic Diva's cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhhhhh fuck!" Victoria moans and grits her teeth as she
slyly looks at him, hooking her powerful, smooth legs around his waist as he
starts to pounding his cock into her snatch.

"Mmmmmm ahhhhh..." Jericho licks his lips as he pumps his cock swiftly into
Victoria's pussy as she reaches down to grab the sides of the stool.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Victoria moans and tilts her head back as
she moves on the stool against his firm, deep and swift thrusts.

Chris Jericho smirks at Victoria as she rocks on top of the stool as he slams
his cock repeatedly into her pussy.

Victoria starts to grind her snatch against his cock, pushing against his
cock following each of his thrusts.

"Mmmmm too much for you Victoria?" Jericho asks with a grunt as he continues
to relentlessly thrust his cock deeply into Victoria's cunt.

"Mmmmmm...fuck no!" Victoria moans and smirks as she arches her back and
sharply grinds against his cock.

"Ahhhhh awww good...' Chris Jericho groans as he grabs Victoria's hips and
lifts her up off of the stool. With Victoria still gripping the side of the
stool, when Jericho lifts her, Victoria pulls the stool up with her before
she lets go of it.

Victoria sits up on Jericho's cock, wrapping her arms around his neck and her
legs tightly around his waist as she swiftly bounces on his cock, with
Jericho standing and thrusting into her.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." Jericho groans as he pumps his cock into Victoria's twat as
she bounces up and down on his shaft while she holds on tightly to him.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh fuck!" Victoria loudly moans as she aggressively drives
herself down onto Jericho's cock as he rams up into her.

"Mmmmmm awwww yeah..." Jericho grunts as Victoria drops sharply downward on
his upward thrusting cock, as he fucks the former Women's Champion while
standing.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh!" Victoria moans as she sharply rocks forward, grinding
her pussy down on his shaft.

Jericho moves his hands underneath Victoria and grabs her ass as she bounces
on his dick.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhh fuck!" Victoria moans and licks her lips as
she unwraps her arms from around his neck and places her hands onto his arms,
while she continues to bounce following each of his thrusts.

Jericho grits his teeth slightly as Victoria starts to lean back until her
upper body is resting on top of the stool while he continues to drive his
cock swiftly into her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Victoria moans and closes her eyes as she moves
slightly against the stool, with Jericho steadily thrusting into her.

"Ahhhhh mmmm fuck.... ahhhh yeah..." Jericho groans as he holds up Victoria's
lower body while he plows his cock repeatedly into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh fuck yeah.." Victoria moans as she arches back slightly
as her pussy tightens around Jericho's shaft.

Jericho smirks as he feels Victoria's twat tightening on his pistoning cock,
which is starting to throb.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhhhh!" Victoria moans and licks her teeth as she
presses her legs tightly around his waist and she starts to cum.

"Ahhhhh mmmmm.... awwww..." Jericho moans as Victoria's pussy juices flow
over his throbbing cock while he continues to hammer her cunt. As he feels
Victoria's legs slipping from around his waist, Jericho pulls out of her
pussy and gently drops her to the wrestling mat. As the psychotic Diva sits
up on her knees, Jericho begins to stroke his throbbing dick.

Victoria narrows her eyes and slyly glares up at Jericho as she watches his
hand move back and forth against his throbbing shaft.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh... I'd say... you're in Trish's league..." Jericho groans as he
starts to cum, spaying his load onto Victoria's face as she glares up at him.

Victoria holds her mouth open and slyly locks her eyes up on Jericho as his
warm cum rains down onto her face and into her mouth.

"Mmmmm shit..." Jericho groans as he continues to stroke his cock until he's
finished cumming.

Victoria presses her lips together and swallows Jericho's cum. Once devouring
his cum, the psychotic Diva raises her left hand and wipes the sides of her
mouth clean.

Chris Jericho picks up his microphone to speak into it, "Now Victoria... I am
impressed.... and I guess it's true... crazy girls are great fucks..."
Jericho says with a smirk.

Victoria's eyes widen and she looks up at Jericho with anger. "Crazy!? Did
you just call me crazy!?" Victoria yells.

"Yeah..." Jericho grins, "And I said you were a great fuck... so you can
either run around like a maniac... or..."

Victoria grits her teeth and glares at Jericho as she picks up her
microphone. "Just wait...just you wait...I'll show the whole world how much
of a phony Trish Stratus is!"

Chris Jericho smirks, "Guess I don't need to tell you what you could do..."
Jericho turns his attention back to the audience, "Well that's it for this
edition of the Highlight Reel, which of course, was the biggest highlight of
this show..."

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