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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Highlight Reel: Uncut, Unloaded, Uncensored Part 3
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

At the April 11, 2004 WWE Live Event at Peoria, Illinois's Civic Center,
Chris Jericho stands in the ring, wearing his wrestling tights as the ring is
finished being prepared for The Highlight Reel. Jericho, who has just
defeated Christian, wipes some sweat from his forehead, "Welcome everyone to
the Highlight Reel! That's right your party host, the ayatollah of rock 'n'
rolla is pulling double duty tonight because as you have seen, Christian
looked a bit thin because he left his 120 pound sperm dumpster at home..."
Jericho smirks and chuckles, "And for those of you not knowing who I'm
talking about I'm referring to that one Canadian dollar whore known as Trish

"Now, yeah Trish came out on the Highlight Reel a few weeks ago on RAW, and
said I wasn't there for her, and that Christian was, and.... I can't remember
the rest because she put me to sleep just like when I've seen how boring
Stratusfaction is..." Jericho laughs, "And I know all the Jerichoholics of
Peoria want to see something not as boring... so lets bring out my guest...
who certainly has a lot to say about Trish and Christian.... LITA!" Jericho
says before 'Lovefurypassionenery' by Boy Hits Car plays in the arena as the
Extreme Diva makes her way to the ring.

Lita, dressed in a pair of slightly baggy black cargo pants, with a black
thong visible and a red sleeveless top, picks up the microphone on the
opposite stool and nods her head at Jericho. "Hey Chris...thanks for having
me on..." Lita says with a laugh into the microphone.

"Lita, it's my pleasure to have you on, since you're obvious someone with a
lot of insight in the short comings of certain individuals..." Jericho says
with a smirk.

Lita curiously raises an eyebrow and looks at Jericho before she knowingly
nods her head "Oh must be talking about that creepy
little bastard, Christian..."

Jericho says, "Creepy, little and bastard, three words that sum of that ass
clown perfectly..." Jericho chuckles a bit.

"You know...Chris...I find it ironic that the two people, who happen to be
the biggest back stabbers that I know are now together...what a perfect

"Oh yeah... and what amazes me is that somehow they kept their little fling a
secret cause Trish can't keep her mouth shut..." Jericho smirks, "Which
shouldn't shock me, considering her mouth is open for everyone in Peoria!"

"As well as Chicago..." Lita adds with a laugh.

"Hell she's open for the entire state of Illinois..." Jericho laughs

Lita smirks and nods her head. "Good one!" Lita licks her teeth and laughs as
the crowd in the arena starts to chant "She's a slut!"

Jericho pauses and looks at the sold-out crowd as they continue their chant,
"Oh you all spent time with Trish I see..." Jericho says.

Lita laughs and looks at Jericho. "You know, Chris...I don't believe a word
Trish said about know being pathetic, lame in bed, could only last
a minute..." Lita pauses and smirks. "Should I continue?"

Jericho laughs, "First let me assure you that none of that is true... I'm a
true sexy beast! Now you can continue..." Jericho says with a smirk.

"Yeah....but I think she really put the doubt into the minds of the
fans...wondering if you're not really a sexy beast."

Jericho raises an eyebrow, "Trust me, any time any place, I will show that
I'm one bad mamma jamma... cause I am the Ayatollah of bedroom Rock 'N
Rolla..." Jericho says, causing the crowd to laugh as he tweaks one of his
many nicknames in response to Lita.

"Care to show...or are you all talk?" Lita asks with a suggestive smirk.

As the audience begins a "Show Her" chant, Chris Jericho raises an eyebrow,
"Oh I'm not all talk... but can you handle a public display?" Jericho asks.

Lita raises an eyebrow and turns to glance at the left side of the audience.
"Do you all think I can handle it!?"

"YEAH!" The crowd loudly responds to Lita.

Lita licks her lips and shrugs her shoulders as she turns back to Jericho.
"You heard them, Chris!"

Chris Jericho tosses his microphone out of the ring and then proceeds to
lower his wrestling trunks, exposing his large meaty Canadian cock to Lita
and the audience. "Holy Shit" and "Hung Like A Horse" chants fill the arena
mixed with the loud screams of many of the women in attendance.

Lita smirks and raises an eyebrow as she glances at the audience before she
nods her head in approval and takes a step closer. "Alright guys...I need
your help, should I get down on my knees and get extreme!?"

A loud "Suck That Cock" chant is the response Lita gets from the audience as
Jericho smirks down at her.

Lita licks her lips as she sets the microphone down and places her left hand
around Jericho's shaft as she starts to stroke his cock, before spitting her
saliva down on his shaft.

"Mmmmm..." Jericho moans as Lita pumps her left hand back and forth on his
cock, spreading her saliva all over it.

Lita smirks up at Jericho as she works her head smoothly down the length of
his impressive cock before she lowers her fiery red haired head and starts to
slide her tongue around the head of his cock, with her tongue piercing
lightly grinding against the surface.

"Ahhhh...." Jericho moans and places his hands on his often self-described
'gorgeous waist' as Lita slides her tongue piercing against the swollen head
of his cock.

"Mmmmmmm.." Lita moans and closes her eyes as she lustfully slides her wet
tongue around the head of Jericho's cock, while steadily working her hand on
his shaft.

"Ohhhh shit..." Jericho moans as Lita works over his large thick cock with
her left hand and pierced tongue.

Lita parts her sultry lips and takes the head of Jericho's cock into her
mouth and starts to steadily bob her head on his cock, with her saliva
soothingly beginning to drip.

A loud "Swallow That Dick" chant starts in the crowd as Lita bobs her head
smoothly up and down on his Jericho's cock.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmm...." Lita moans with her sultry lips presses around his cock
as she starts to bob her head at a brisk, smooth pace, taking him deeper into
her talented mouth.

"Awwwww mmmmm..." Jericho moans as Lita takes more of his cock into her
mouth. The first Undisputed WWE Champion places a hand on Lita's head as she
continues to suck his large cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Lita moans as her head continues to briskly bob
back and forth with her lips swiftly rubbing against his shaft.

"Ahhhh yeah baby..." Jericho moans as he begins to thrust his cock forward,
suddenly pushing his entire cock to the back of Lita's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmm!" Lita lustfully moans around Jericho's cock as she
eagerly and impressively takes his cock deep into her mouth.

A loud "Gag Her" chant begins as Jericho places both hands on the back of
Lita's head as he fucks her mouth with swift and deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm gahhhhhh...gahhhhh!" Lita moans and seductively gags
around Jericho's cock as she eagerly bobs her head, letting the head of his
cock smack against the back of her mouth.

"Ahhhh... awwww..." Jericho moans as he repeatedly pumps his cock all the way
into Lita's mouth as she slides her hands against the sides of his legs.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Lita moans and turns her head from side to side with
her sultry lips rubbing against his shaft.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." Jericho licks his lips and slowly pulls his cock out of
Lita's mouth. As Lita lets the saliva drip from her mouth, the audience
begins a "Show Your Tits" chant.

Lita licks her teeth and nods her head at the audience before she raises her
red top to expose her nicely rounded, juicy, tanned tits much to the delight
of the WWE audience and tosses her top aside.

As Jericho points at Lita's cargo pants, the audience begins to alternate
chants of "Drop Your Pants" and "Show Your Ass".

Lita smirks and moves to stand up from the wrestling mat and unbuttons her
slightly baggy pants before she pushes them down, along with her thong.

As Lita lowers her pants a loud "Smack That Ass" begins as Jericho casually
steps behind her. Jericho grins mischievously at the crowd before he gives
Lita's ass a firm smack with his right hand.

Lita raises an eyebrow and smirks back at Jericho as she places her hands
onto the surface of the stool, sticking her nicely juicy ass out and
seductively sways her ass.

As the audience begins a "Tap That Ass!" chant, Chris Jericho presses the
head of his cock against Lita's snatch before giving the audience what they
want by shoving his cock into Lita's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmmm....ohhhhhhh..." Lita groans as she feels his cock entering her
juicy ass as he starts to pump his cock into her, causing her to rock forward
onto her feet.

"Ahhhh awww..." Jericho groans as grabs hold of Lita's hips as he firmly
thrusts his cock in and out of her hot round ass.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh...mmmm fuck..." Lita moans as she starts to push back
against his cock as he thrusts into her sultry ass.

"Ahhhhh ohhhh yeah..." Jericho moans as he plows his cock deeper into Lita's
ass as the crowd chants "Butt Fuck Lita" repeatedly.

Lita grits her teeth and turns her head to glance back at Jericho as she
eagerly pushes back against his firmly thrusting cock.

Jericho smirks at Lita as he hammers her ass with firm and swift thrusts.
Each of Jericho's thrusts results in his large ballsack slapping against
Lita's ass cheeks.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Lita moans and tilts her fiery red haired head back as
she pushes back swiftly on his cock as he continues to ram into her.

The enthusiastic WWE audience begins to chant "Ride His Dick!" as Jericho
continues to fuck Lita's gorgeous ass.

"You heard 'em..." Jericho grins as he pulls out of Lita's ass and lays down
on the wrestling mat.

Lita licks her lips as she slyly glances down at Jericho before she moves
down onto the wrestling mat and mounts his cock, facing him and placing her
hands onto his gorgeously tanned, muscular, sexy beast of a chest.

"Mmmm ahhh.." Chris Jericho groans as he starts to thrust his large cock
upward into Lita's hot wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm....fuck...ohhhhhhh...." Lita moans and grits her teeth as she rocks
back and forth on his cock, while grinding her stunning body down on his

As Lita rocks back and forth on Jericho's cock, the audience begins to chant
"Suck Her Tits" and Jericho responds by lifting his head and taking her right
tit's nipple into his mouth to suck on it.

"Mmmmmmmmm fuck..." Lita groans and tilts her head back as she sharply rocks
back and forth on his cock, while bouncing with her tits rubbing against his

"Mmmmm..." Jericho moans against Lita's right tit as he sucks on it for a
while before switching to her left tit while he thrusts his cock up into her

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhhh!" Lita moans loudly as she bucks her hips
and sharply rocks forward on his cock.

"Mmmm... mmmm!" Jericho moans as he sucks on Lita's left tit before turning
his attention back to Lita's right tit as she eagerly rides his dick.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhhh....fuck..." Lita moans and licks her teeth as she
slides her hands against his muscular, tanned chest while swiftly moving on
his cock.

The WWE audience begins a loud "Doggy Style" chant as Jericho continues to
pump his cock up into Lita's pussy. Jericho soon lifts Lita up off of his
dick and then gets to his knees as Lita positions herself on all fours in
front of him. Jericho quickly rams his cock back into Lita's pussy, causing
her to jolt forward.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah..." Lita moans as she rocks forward on her knees with
Jericho's cock swiftly pounding into her from behind.

"Ahhhhh awwww...." Jericho grunts as he thrusts his cock in and out of Lita's
pussy as she pushes back against him.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh..." Lita moans as her juicy ass smacks loudly against his
waist as he deeply plows into her.

"Ohhhh yeah baby..." Jericho moans as he drives his cock sharply into Lita's

Lita grits her teeth slightly as her pussy tightens around his shaft, while
swiftly pushing back against his cock. "Ohhhhhhhhh...."

As he feels Lita's snatch tightening on his cock, Jericho can feel his own
shaft throbbing as he continues to fuck the former Women's Champion.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmmm...ohhhhhh" Lita moans and grits her teeth tightly as she
starts to cum.

"Mmmmm shit.... ahhhh..." Jericho moans as he feels Lita's pussy juices on
his throbbing cock. When Jericho pulls out of Lita's cunt and begins to
stroke his cock, the audience begins to chant "On Her Tits" and Jericho
stands up in order to move in front of Lita.

Lita raises an eyebrow and smirks up at Jericho as she leans back slightly,
placing her hands behind her in order to push her juicy tits upward.

"Ahhhhh... awww..." Jericho moans as he strokes his cock, which he aims at
Lita's large juicy tits. Within moments, Jericho begins to cum, spraying his
thick creamy load onto Lita's well-rounded chest.

Lita presses her sultry lips together and closes her eyes as she feels his
warm, creamy cum splatter down onto her tits.

"Ahhhh mmmmm... fuck..." Jericho groans as he continue stoke his cock until
he's finished cumming. Once he's spent, Jericho's music begins to play in the
arena as the WWE audience gives him and Lita a standing ovation.


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