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Highlight Reel: Uncut, Unloaded, Uncensored Part 4
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

During the July 24, 2004 WWE Live Event at Erie, Pennsylvania's Civic Center,
Chris Jericho is in the ring that is decorated with the set pieces of the
Highlight Reel. The WWE Intercontinental Champion Edge and Val Venis are also
in the ring with Jericho who has a smirk on his face, "Welcome everyone to a
special edition of the Highlight Reel... as you all know the WWE has started
the search for a new WWE Diva... and I thought why not see how badly some of
these ladies want to be a Diva... Val how bad do you think they want it?"

Val smirks, "Well Chris... of the 10 contestants... only two accepted your
invitation to come out here without knowing what they will be doing."

Edge nods his head, "And that's a good quality for a Diva, to just come out
and jump in head first..."

Jericho smirks, "Well I'm sure these two are just wet with anticipation....
Jericholics, please welcome, WWE Diva Search contestants Christy Hemme and
Joy Giovanni!" Jericho says. 'Open Your Eyes' by Alter Bridge begins to play
in the arena as the two Diva Search contestants make their way to their way
to the ring.

Joy Giovanni enters the ring first, dressed in a short black skirt and a
white top, before excitedly smiles and picks up a spare microphone. The
feisty redhead Christy Hemme follows entering into the ring, dressed in a
pair of short and tight jean shorts and low-cut black top. Christy takes the
other spare microphone and smirks at the audience in attendance.

"They Are Hotties!" The audience chant in the direction of Joy and Christy.

"Well Erie P.A. has that right..." Val says into his microphone as Edge nods
in agreement.

"That goes without saying... Chris Jericho says with a smirk, "So Joy...
Christy... the two of you know why you are here on the Highlight Reel... you
are hear to compete in the epically extravagantly hot and wild Suck N Fuck
Spectacular 2000...." Jericho says into his microphone.

Joy laughs a bit and speaks into the microphone. "Actually...this is the
first time that either of us are hearing about..." Joy replies and presses
her pouty lips together. "So...what are the rules exactly?" Joy asks.

Christy raises a hand and laughs. "Wait, wait, wait...I have a question!"
Christy says.

Jericho ignores Joy's question for a moment as a he looks at Christy, "Yes
what's your question?"

"You said this was the Suck N Fuck Spectacular 2000...isn't this like 2004?"
Christy asks with a laugh.

Jericho smirks, "The 2000 isn't important... it's just to make the title of
this event sound impressive..."

"Kind of like Trish Stratus's push-up bra..." Edge says with a smirk causing
Val to chuckle.

"Yes, like Trish's push up bra..." Jericho says as he tries not to laugh
before he looks at Joy, "Now... what was your question..."

Joy smiles a bit "Well actually isn't two questions...first it's called The
Suck N Fuck Spectacular 2000...or whatever...shouldn't Carmella be here?
Cause this sounds like something should would be good at" Joy says bluntly.

Christy Hemme laughs and speaks into the microphone " should know by
now that Carmella spends her weekends in the gutter, because she is nothing
more than and scuzzy gutter slut!" Christy Hemme says in a snap tone before
she nods her head at the audience.

A 'Gutter Slut' chant begins in the audience before Jericho says, "Well I did
invite all of your fellow contestants... but they all turned down the
chance.... now what's your second question Joy?"

"Well...I'm up for anything, but I want to know the rules first" Joy replies.

"Oh the rules... they are quite simple, the two of you pair up with either
Val and Edge, you suck their cocks and get fucked and whoever the crowd think
is hotter is the winner... I of course will being a bit of the wild card
going back and forth between the two pairings, seeing who can handle a bit of
double teaming better than the other..." Jericho says.

"Chris, wasn't this how they tried out Nitro Girls in WCW?" Edge asks with a

"Exactly the same way..." Jericho grins. "Not a bad way for trying out some
beautiful ladies..." Val chuckles.

Christy Hemme smiles and licks her teeth. "Sweet! I am all for this...and I
know I'm going to win, cause nobody can resist a feisty redhead!" Christy

Joy raises an eyebrow and smirks at Christy. "Christy...these guys don't want
a cheap slut, they just want to have a little bit of 'Joy' in their life!"
Joy Giovanni replies.

Edge licks his teeth, "Don't sound so sure Joy... I like wild redheads..."
Edge says as he looks at Christy Hemme.

Val smirks, "I would having a bit of Joy about now..."

Joy nods her head and smiles sweetly at Val Venis before she moves over
toward for the former adult film star, while Christy Hemme licks her teeth
and approaches Edge.

A 'Whip them out' chant begins before Edge lowers his wrestling tights and
Val lowers his wrestling trunks, freeing their large thick and hardening

Christy Hemme smirks down at Edge's exposed cock and drops down on her knees
as she places her right hand onto his shaft. Christy nods her head and licks
her teeth as she glances back at the audience before she starts to swiftly
work her hand on his shaft.

Edge smirks down at Christy Hemme as she pumps her right hand swiftly on his
cock as the audience begins to chant 'Suck That Dick'.

Christy obediently listens the audience's chant and leans her feisty red-
haired head forward and parts her lips as she takes his cock into her eager

"Mmmmm yeah..." Edge moans as Christy Hemme bobs her head briskly along the
length of his cock.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm...." Christy hungrily moans around Edge's cock as she bobs
her red haired head back and forth, with her energetic lips brushing
soothingly against his shaft.

Meanwhile, Joy Giovanni is leaning against a corner turnbuckle, with her
right leg raised onto Val Venis's right shoulder as he laps his tongue
expertly against her hot wet and shaven pussy.

Joy licks her lips and closes her eyes as she gently grinds her pussy against
his tongue, as he skillfully brushing his tongue against her snatch.

A 'Show Your Tits' chants begin as Joy slides her hands over her white top
covered chest. Val glances up at Joy and smirks as he eats her pussy as Joy
starts to lift up her top.

Joy smiles and looks over at the audience as she exposes her nicely large and
juicy tits, much to the delight of the audience as she continues to push
against Val's tongue as he works over her pussy with tremendous oral skill.

Meanwhile, Christy Hemme is on all fours, bobbing her head briskly on the
cock of Chris Jericho while Edge is behind her thrusting his cock in and out
of her tight wet snatch. "Mmmm ahhh yeah baby..." Jericho moans as Christy
slobbers on his cock as she takes it deeper into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Christy moans as she looks up at Chris
Jericho as she places her hands onto his nicely muscular, gorgeously tanned
waist and bobs her head briskly, while she rocks on her knees to push against
the spearing cock of Edge.

As a 'Fuck That Slut' chant starts, Edge grabs Christy's slender hips and
jerks her back against himself as he spears her wet pussy with firm swift
thrusts. "Ohhhh yeah ahhhhh..." Edge groans as he fucks Christy from behind
while she sucks Chris Jericho's large dick.

Christy swiftly bobs her head back and forth on Jericho's cock, with her
luscious lips smoothly brushing down his shaft as she bobs her head back and

Meanwhile Val Venis laying on the mat with Joy Giovanni bouncing up and down
on his cock. "Mmmmm ahhhh yeah..." Val groans as he thrusts his cock firmly
up into Joy's hot wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Joy Giovanni moans as she bounces smoothly
on Val's cock, seductively bouncing her nicely rounded ass down on his
muscular thighs.

As the audience chants 'Ride That Dick', Val places his hands on Joy's hips
to lift her up higher on upward thrusting cock.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmm...ohhhhh..." Joy moans as she slides her hands against Val's
muscular chest, bouncing more swiftly as he thrusts up into her.

Across the ring, Christy Hemme is on her back with her legs raised onto
Edge's shoulders as he spears her hot wet pussy, causing her to slide
slightly on the wrestling mat.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh shit..." Christy moans with her luscious and
sultry lips pressed together as she slides on the wrestling mat, feeling his
cock ramming deeply into her.

As the audience chants "Fuck Her Edge", Edge smirks at crowd and licks his
teeth as he quickens the pace of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh....." Christy moans and arches her back slightly on the
wrestling mat as her juicy tits bounce and sway with each of Edge's deep

Meanwhile, Joy Giovanni is sandwiched between Chris Jericho, who is fucking
her pussy, and Val Venis, who is plowing his cock into her ass. The two
former Intercontinental Champions stand and bounce Joy between them as they
fill her ass and pussy with their large cocks.

Joy places her hands onto Jericho's arms as she has her legs wrapped around
his waist as she sharply bounces on his cock, with the deep and precise
thrusts of Val's cock into her adorably rounded ass.

"Mmmmm ahhhh yeah..." Jericho groans as he thrusts his cock swiftly into
Joy's pussy as she leans back against Val Venis who is hammering her ass with
firm thrusts. The crowd begins dueling chants of "Fill Up Joy" and "Bounce
Joy Bounce" as they watch Joy Giovanni loving the position she's in.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmmmm!" Joy moans as she grinds down on both cocks belonging to
Chris Jericho and Val Venis, feeling they equally thrusting deep and firmly
into her.

Christy Hemme has her head laying on the mat with her ass raised into the air
as Edge spears her tight ass with his large Canadian cock while the audience
chants 'Face Down Ass Up" in approval of how Edge is fucking the wild fun
loving redheaded Diva Search contestant.

Mmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck...ohhhhhhh..." Christy groans lustfully as she rocks
forward on her knees, with her face sliding against the surface of the
wrestling mat, with Edge's cock deeply spearing her juicy and hot ass.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh yeah... awwww..." Edge smirks as he spreads Christy's ass
cheeks further apart with his hands while he rams his entire cock into her

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhhhh...." Christy moans and grits her teeth as his
thrusts become more intense as he eagerly bangs her stunning ass.

Meanwhile, Joy Giovanni is on all fours with Val Venis behind her pumping his
cock in and out of her pussy as she rocks back against him. "Mmmmmm ahhhh
yeah..." Val grunts as he deeply fucks Joy's cunt.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh..." The sweet, but sassy Joy Giovanni
moans as she rocks back on her knees to push against Val's cock, as he rams
his cock deeply into her wet snatch.

The audience begins a chant of 'Let's Go Joy' as Val increases the pace and
force of his thrusts.

Joy turns her head and smiles back at Val Venis as she eagerly pushes back
against his cock, with her gorgeous ass smacking against his muscular, tanned

Meanwhile Christy Hemme is bouncing happily up and down on Edge's large cock
while behind her, Chris Jericho is thrusting his cock into her hot round ass
as the crowd chants 'Wild Redhead'.

Christy slyly glances back at Jericho and smirks as she rocks on Edge's cock
into her to push back eagerly on Jericho's cock, forcing him deeper into her
ass. "Ohhhhhh fuck yeah..."

"Mmmmmm ahhh yeah... ahhhh..." Jericho groans as he shoves his cock as deep
as possible into Christy's asshole. "Ohhh yeah mmmm we got a winner here..."
Edge smirks as he spears Christy's snatch with quick upward thrusts.

Christy turns her head and smirks down at Edge as she sharply rocks forward
on his cock, with Jericho's thrusts sending her forward. "Mmmmm...I'll make
the perfect...ahhhhh Diva..."

Meanwhile, Joy Giovanni is laying on her right side with Val Venis behind
her, thrusting his cock in and out pussy from behind. "Mmmmm ahhh... awww..."
Val groans as he reaches over Joy with his left hand to grope her tits as he
fucks her.

"Ohhhhhhhhh....ohhhhhhhhhh fuck..." Joy moans as she pushes back against his
thrusting shaft, feeling him deeply sliding into her pussy.

"Fuck Her Harder" the audience chants and Val responds by pumping his cock
harder as he deeply fucks Joy's hot wet cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Joy moans and grits her teeth as she starts to cum on
Val's deep thrusting shafts.

On the other side of the ring, Christy Hemme is bouncing up and down on
Edge's cock that's deep in her ass while she is frantically rubbing her own
soaking wet snatch. The audience chants 'Faster! Faster!' as they watch
Christy work over her snatch and ride Edge's stiff cock.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm ohhhhhh fuck!" Christy moans loudly as she starts to
cum, while bouncing on Edge's cock, collecting some of her juices onto her
hand. Christy licks her lips and smirks down at Edge before she slides two of
her fingers, which are coated with her own juices, into his mouth.

"Mmmmmm..." Edge moans as he sucks the juices off of Christy's fingers as she
continues bounce and grind her ass on his upward thrusting cock.

Christy licks her lips and tilts her head back as she smoothly rocks back on
his cock.

Meanwhile, Val Venis is standing against the ring rope as Joy Giovanni is on
her knees, bobbing her head eagerly on his throbbing cock. "Mmmmm ahhhh..."
Val groans as Joy slides her hands against his waist as she sucks and slurps
on his cock.

Joy lifts her beautiful and sweetly seductive eyes up to look at Val Venis as
she bobs her head back and forth, hungrily taking him deep into her mouth.

"Mmmmmm fuck... awwww..." Val groans and pulls his cock out of Joy's warm and
moist mouth. Stroking his cock briefly, Val soon shoots his cum onto Joy's
beautiful sweat coated face.

Joy licks her lips and looks up at him sweetly as his warm cum drips down her

Meanwhile Christy Hemme is on her knees and is using both hands to stroke
Edge's throbbing cock while she flicks her tongue wildly over the head of his
cock. "Mmmmm shit... ahhhh..." Edge moans as Christy eagerly works over his
pulsating dick.

Christy mischievously looks up at Edge as she slaps her wet, feisty tongue
over the head of his shaft, while working her hands on his shaft.

"Mmmmmm ahhhhh shit... awww fuck..." Edge groans as his cock begins to erupt
with warm stick cum shooting form the piss-slit.

Christy hungrily laps the cum off of the head of Edge's cock, circling her
tongue smoothly around the surface as she smoothly works her hands on his
pulsating shaft.

"Oh girls..." Chris Jericho says into his microphone to get Joy and Christy's
attention as he casually strokes his own cock, which is throbbing slightly,
"You two aren't finished yet..." Jericho says as the audience begins to chant

Joy turns her head and licks her lips as she approaches Jericho first,
kneeling down in front of him and placing her left hand onto his shaft.
Christy joins her fellow Diva Search contestant in front of Jericho, cupping
his ballsack with her right hand. Joy leans her dark haired head forward and
Christy leans her red haired head forward as the two beauties start to lap
their tongues on the head of Jericho's cock.

"Mmmmm..." Jericho moans as Joy and Christy tag team his cock with their
tongues while the crowd begins dueling chants of "Christy Hemme' and "Joy!
Joy! Joy!"

Joy and Christy's tongues overlap each other as they eagerly flick and slide
their tongues over the head of Jericho's shaft, with their hands equally
teasing his shaft.

"Ahhhhh... mmmmm fuck..." Jericho groans as he soon begins to cum, shooting a
large amount of spunk that splatters perfectly equally onto the tongues and
faces of the two Diva Search contestants.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...." Christy and Joy moans as they lick their lips, with thick
streams of cum dripping down their faces.

"Ohhhh yeah..." Chris Jericho groans as Joy strokes his shaft lightly while
Christy rubs his ballsack until he's finished cumming. Jericho raises the
microphone and then asks, "Alright Erie, Pennsylvania! Who thinks.. . the
winner is... Joy Giovanni!"

Joy Giovanni smiles and eagerly jumps up to her feet as she raises her eyes
as the audience in attendance give her a strong positive reaction.

"And... who thinks the winner is Christy Hemme!" Jericho asks

Christy Hemme smirks and jumps up onto her feet before she waves her hands
upward, trying to get the audience behind her and she receives a teasingly
equal response to Joy's response.

"Sounds pretty much the same to me..." Val says into his microphone.

"Me too... it's 50-50..." Edge adds. Chris Jericho nods his head,

"Well... guess that settles it... the winner of this little
both Christy and Joy!" Jericho says to the approval of the audience.


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