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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Highlight Reel: Uncut, Unloaded, Uncensored Part 9
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

During a WWE Live Event on November 25, 2007 at Greenville, South Carolina's
Bi-Lo Center, Chris Jericho stands in the middle of the ring with a
microphone in his hand. "Welcome everyone... to the Highlight Reel!" Jericho
says, "Now I know what you're thinking where is the obscenely expensive
Jeritron 5000? Where are the incredibly pricey set pieces? Well... as it
turns out they fell off the back of a truck and Cryme Tyme sold them!"
Jericho says with a laugh, "But now... let me bring out my guest... you saw
her earlier when she was pinned in the Divas tag team match... the supposed
Queen Bee of the WWE... and I'm assuming the B is supposed to be followed an
I then a T with a C and H at the end....Melina!"

Melina's entrance theme plays in the Bi-Lo Center for the second time and the
crowd boos as the just-insulted Diva makes her way back to the ring to
confront Jericho.

Melina, dressed in a pair of her lime green wrestling tights and a lime green
half-top, glares coldly at the booing audience before she approaches the
ringside apron. Melina raises her left leg onto the ring apron and slyly
smirks as she proceeds to raise her right hand onto the apron as well,
performing incredibly impressive and seductive splits, sliding herself into
the ring underneath the bottom rope.

Jericho claps slightly as the audience stops booing and cheers Melina doing
her trademark entrance. "Well then... going by crowd reaction, people sure
love it when you spread your legs..." Jericho says into his microphone as
Melina gets to her feet.

Melina stands up and looks at Jericho, turning her cold glaring eyes to him.
Melina approaches and snatches the microphone on Jericho's hand. "You
know...I'm real tired of all the disrespect!" Melina snaps before adding. "I
am the most dominant WWE Diva in history! I am the greatest Women's Champion
of all time!"

"Give me that!" Jericho says as he takes his microphone back," Greatest
Women's Champion of all time? Don't your two combined title reigns this year
equal a grand total of two months.... I know some Divas who had reigns a lot
longer than that... which would make them... more dominant than you wouldn't
it?" Jericho asks as he grins at Melina.

Melina smirks and turns to pick up the extra microphone. "Oh
really think some tramp like Trish Stratus is a more dominant Champion than

"Lets see... she was a seven time Women's Champion....had the longest
combined reigns of any Diva not named Moolah... and she was of course,
Canadian... so... yeah," Jericho answers.

Melina rolls her eyes and laughs. "The only thing Trish Stratus is dominant
in is being on her back!"

"Wasn't that how she left you at Survivor Series? I know I haven't kept total
track, but I know she left you looking up at the lights..." Jericho says

Melina smirks and looks at Jericho. "Why I am not surprised someone as stupid
as you wouldn't catch the meaning...the only thing Trish Stratus is dominant
at is being on her back for the entire locker room!"

Jericho shrugs, "Well at times that may have been true..." Jericho says
causing some of the audience to boo him, "Let me finish..." Jericho says with
a laugh, "Trish was at least hot and she had no problem showing the world how
hot she could get, any time, any where... unlike you, the glorified cock
tease of the WWE..."

Melina opens her mouth in shock and looks at Jericho. "How dare you!"

"What? It's true ain't it? When I did this show at WWE Live Events before I
was unceremoniously fired by Eric Bischoff... I had every WWE Diva come on,
and they all, to varying degrees... showed they were hot and could handle a
public exhibition... you, from what I hear, can't rise up to those
standards..." Jericho says.

Melina smirks and shakes her head. "'s not true...I can handle
and do more than anyone else!"

"Alright... let's see if that's true.... why don't you... take off your
clothes for the audience here in Greenville, South Carolina!" Jericho says
and the audience cheers both what Jericho challenged Melina to do and the
mention of their town.

Melina turns her head and glares at the audience. "Why should I anything for
these worthless people?"

"Well to prove to them... and to me... you belong in the same conversation of
a Trish Stratus... a Lita... an Ivory... a Molly Holly..." Jericho says.

Melina laughs and tilts her head back slightly. "They aren't even in my

"You're right they are a lot better than you... with bigger tits... juicer
asses... better wrestling ability..." Jericho says.

Melina presses her lips together and glares at Jericho before she drops the
microphone down onto the wrestling mat with a thud, and proceeds to lift her
top to expose her rounded and juicy tits.

Jericho smirks as he sees Melina's tits bounces as they are freed from her
top and the audience cheers before starting of chant of "Nice Fucking Tits!"

Melina smirks at Jericho and proceeds to push down her lime green wrestling
tights to expose her juicy ass and shaved pussy.

Jericho nods his head as he watches Melina lower her tights and as she bends
over the audience cheers loudly as they get a great view of Melina's round
juicy ass.

Melina kicks her wrestling tights aside and starts to step closer to Chris
Jericho, before she drops down on her knees in front of him.

"Well it looks like business is going to pick up..." Jericho says as Melina
reaches up and places her hands on his waist to start pulling down his
wrestling tights.

Melina wickedly smirks up at Jericho as she lowers his wrestling tights down
his legs, resting the tights at his feet. Melina raises her left hand and
takes hold of his cock, starting to stroke his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Jericho moans and he drops his microphone as Melina strokes his
cock with her left hand as it hardens in her grasp. Jericho steps out of his
wrestling tight and places his hands on his waist.

Melina leans her head forward and wickedly slides her tongue against the head
of his cock, teasingly him, while working her hand along his shaft.

Jericho smirks down at Melina as she whips the tip of her tongue against the
head of his cock while she pumps her hand back and forth on his dick.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Melina moans as she slides her tongue around the head of his
cock before she parts her lips and takes his cock greedily into her mouth.

"Mmmm..." Jericho groans as Melina begins to bob her head lustfully on his

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm..." Melina seductively moans as she presses her lips
around his cock, bobbing her head back and forth, taking him deeper into her

"Suck That Cock!" The audience chants as Melina places her right hand on
Jericho's waist as she swallows well over half of Jericho's impressive
Canadian tool.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...." Melina moans as she bobs her head greedily on his
cock, with her lips grinding and moving along his shaft.

"Awwww... mmmm fuck..." Jericho moans as Melina slobbers on his cock as she
turns her head from side to side as she bobs her head on his dick.

Melina places her hands onto his gorgeously tanned, muscular waist as she
impressively and swiftly bobs her head back and forth, taking him deeper into
her mouth.

Jericho places his hands on top of Melina's head as she eagerly sucks his
cock, taking it all the way into her mouth to the point her nose is pressing
against his crotch and her chin is resting against his large meaty balls.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm..." Melina moans as her saliva drips down on his cock,
bobbing her head steadily, devouring him with her skilled mouth.

"Suck It Melina!" The audience chants with claps mixed in between as they
watch the two-time Women's Champion suck the large cock of Chris Jericho.

Melina presses her lips tightly around his shaft and turns her head to
sharply grind her lips before lowering her head completely down with a swift

"Mmmmm damn... ahhhh..." Jericho moans as the 28-year-old Diva whorishly
works over his large thick cock with her mouth while her saliva drips down
his pole to his balls.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Melina moans, swiftly and deeply bobbing her head.

Jericho takes his hands on off Melina's head as she continues to briskly suck
and slurp on his cock until Jericho pulls his cock out of her mouth and the
former Undisputed Champion smirks when he hears Melina let out a groan of

Melina licks her lips. "Impressed?"

"A bit..." Jericho smirks as he proceeds to kneel down on the wrestling mat
in front of Melina as she leans back to lie down. As Melina spreads her legs,
Jericho scoots between them and guides his meaty Canadian cock into her hot
tight wet Hispanic snatch.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh fuck!" Melina screams and grits her teeth as she feels his
cock entering her pussy.

"Ahhhh..." Jericho groans as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of
Melina's pussy as she wraps her legs around his waist.

Melina licks her lips and smirks as she grinds against his cock, moving as he
thrusts his cock into her "Ohhhhhh yeah...mmmmm AHHHHHHHH!" Melina moans and
releases a primal scream.

Chris Jericho leans forward and places his hands on Melina's shoulders as he
thrusts his cock in and out of her snatch as she raises her lower body to
push against him.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh fuck! Ohhhhhh!" Melina yells and moans as she bucks her hips
to firmly push back.

"Ahhhh mmmm awww..." Jericho groans as he drives his cock balls deep into
Melina's snatch as the audience cheers them on.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhh fuck...ohhhhh..." Melina moans as her juicy tits bounce
with each of Jericho's thrusts.

Jericho smirks as he watches Melina's tits bounce as he drills her tight wet
snatch. As Jericho pounds Melina's cunt, he feels her legs sliding from
around his waist to where they are now wrapped loosely around his legs.

"Ohhhhhhhh...mmmmm fuck...ohhhhhhh!" Melina moans as she sharply moves
against his cock.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Jericho groans as he keeps pumping his cock into Melina's
snatch for a few more moments before pulling out. Jericho lays on his back in
the middle of the ring which allows Melina to get on top of him and lower her
cunt down onto his cock.

Melina tosses her hair back and licks her lips as she mounts herself on top
of Jericho, placing her hands firmly onto his chest as she sharply drops down
and proceeds to rock back and forth on his cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhh..." Jericho groans as Melina rocks sharply on his cock and as he
starts to thrust his cock up into her snatch, he watches as Melina's tits
bounce as she rides him.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh fuck...ohhhhhh!" Melina moans as she sharply rocks back and
forth on his cock, dominating his cock with her wickedly hot pussy.

Jericho places his hands on his waist as Melina rocks back and forth on his
cock as she sits upright on his shaft, giving the WWE audience an excellent
view of her large juicy tits and lustful expression as they cheer for her for
the first time in her career.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ahhhhhhh! AHHHHHH!" Melina moans and loudly screams
as she sharply rocks and grinds on his cock.

"Ahhhh mmmmmm..." Jericho groans as he pumps his cock sharply up into
Melina's Hispanic pussy, causing her to bounce firmly on his tool.

"Mmmmmmm fuck! Fuck!" Melina screams as she drops down rapidly on his cock.

Chants of "Ride that cock!" "Jericho" and "Lets Go Melina" come from the
audience as Melina lustfully rocks and bounces on Jericho's pistoning shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh!" Melina moans loudly and presses her fingernails into
his chest.

Melina's juicy round ass smacks repeatedly down against Jericho's thighs as
she rides his cock while he keeps thrusting up into her snatch.

"Mmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhh!" Melina moans and throws her head back as she
aggressively rides his cock.

"Mmmmmm awww..." Jericho groans as Melina moves her entire body back and
forth as she grinds down wildly on his cock. Jericho sits up and places his
hands behind himself to support his upper body as Melina grabs his shoulders
and uses them as leverage for herself.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ahhhhhhh! AHHHHHHH!" Melina moans and licks her
teeth as she rocks forward on his cock.

Jericho gets a firm hold of Melina's hips as she rocks as hard as she can
backward on his cock before she rocks forward again.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhhh fuck!" Melina yells loudly before she starts to
suddenly cum heavily on Jericho's cock.

"Mmmmm ahhh yeah..." Chris Jericho groans as he feels Melina's pussy juices
flowing down on his upward thrusting cock as Melina's body trembles.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh fuck!" Melina moans as sweat drips down her A-List
hot body as she bounces rapidly on Jericho's cock.

Jericho's cock begins to throb inside of Melina's snatch as she lustfully
rides his cock.

Melina slides her hands from Jericho's shoulders to his chest as she pushes
him to lay back down on the wrestling mat, while rocking back and forth on
his cock, grinding her soaking wet pussy on his cock.

"Ahhhh yeah... mmmm..." Jericho moans as Melina gyrates her hips to add extra
torque as she rides his throbbing cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah! You like that!?" Melina moans loudly as she
continues to rock and bounce on his cock.

"Mmmmm yeah... real... mmmm fucking impressive..." Jericho groans as his cock
throbs more noticeably as the aggressively rocking Diva's cunt clenches down
on his shaft. With his hands on her hips, Jericho pulls Melina forward off of
his pulsating shaft and manages to grab his shaft with his left hand begins
to stroke it as the head of his dick taps against Melina's juicy ass as she
remains on top of him.

Melina raises an eyebrow and slyly glances over her shoulder to watch him
stroke his throbbing cock.

"Mmmmm..." Jericho moans as his cock soon begins to erupt with cum that
sprays from his piss slit and on to Melina's ass cheeks as she lightly rocks
on his waist.

Melina licks her teeth and closes her eyes as she feels the warm cum
splattering against her juicy ass cheeks.

"Ahhhh... mmmm shit..." Jericho groans as he continues to stroke his cock,
milking all the cum out of it until he's spent.

Melina presses her lips together and looks down at Jericho. "I'm the most
dominant and you know it."

Jericho smirks as the audience continues to cheer the hardcore action they
just witnessed, "Well... you're the most dominant... now..." Jericho replies.

Melina narrows her eyes and roughly lifts herself off of Jericho. "No! I'm
the most dominant period!"

"Eh I don't know... I'll have to see how the other new Divas are..." Jericho


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