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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

His Name Is...FAN-DAN-GO!!!
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following the March 5, 2013 tapings of Main Event, Saturday Morning Slam and SmackDown, Lilian Garcia, dressed in a black one piece dressed, returns to the backstage area of Albany, New York's Times Union Center. While the tapings were the usual success, Lilian thinks about the one low-point, when Fandango chickened out of his schedule match with Justin Gabriel by using the excuse of Lilian not saying his name right. Making a decision, Lilian chooses to head towards the Superstars locker room area and finds the one that is assigned to Fandango. The door opens before she reaches her
destination, and Fandango's gorgeous and mysterious dance partner steps out. The two women cross paths and the dancer looks at Lilian with contempt, "You better apologize to him... and learn to speak..." the dancer says with a stuck-up tone of voice before she continues on her way.

Lilian Garcia raises an eyebrow and turns her head as she follows the gorgeous and mysterious dance partner of Fandango as she walks down the hallway away from the veteran Diva and current SmackDown Ring Announcer. "With an attitude like that, she'll learn her place real soon..." Lilian says to herself before she continues on her way to the destination of Fandango's locker room. Lilian raises her hand to knock on the door and waits for a short moment, however, does not hear a response. Lilian places her hand onto the door handle and opens the locker room door, stepping inside. "Hello..." Lilian calls out as she enters the locker room.

"Mmmm back so soon?" Fandango asks as he steps out of the shower area of the locker room with a towel around his waist. The arrogant Superstar then raises an eyebrow when he sees Lilian Garcia, "What... are you... doing here?"

Lilian crosses her arms against her stomach and looks at Fandango. "You know that I did not mispronounce your name..."

"Are you... calling me a liar? Because you did not... say my name... correctly..." Fandango replies.

Lilian smiles a bit. "You's ok to get scared, but it was pretty lame the way you chickened out..."

"I did not... chicken out... if that fat has-been Jerry Lawler... can say my name right... then you... a ring announcer should be able to...." Fandango says before he smirks, "But perhaps you need... lessons... in how to learn it..."

"Let me give you a little advice...I've been around here quite a few years and with an attitude like that, you're not going to make it very far..." Lilian replies.

"Take off your dress... and sit down..." Fandango says as he appears to ignore what Lilian has stated

"What?" Lilian asks as she looks at Fandango curiously.

"I am going... to teach you how to say my name..." Fandango replies.

"I'm not taking off anything..." Lilian says and starts to shake her head.

"Oh you should... because then... when you say my name... you'll be able to let the A's breath..." Fandango says with a smirk as he steps towards Lilian.

Lilian looks at Fandango with even more confusion "What?"

Fandango licks his lips, "Your clothes restrict how you can... vocalize from your diaphragm..." Fandango says as he backs Lilian up towards the locker room wall.

Lilian cautiously looks at Fandango. "You're really creeping me out..."

Fandango smirks, "Am I... or are you just... overcome with a desire to learn..." Fandango says as he places a hand on Lilian's waist.

Lilian glances down at the hand on her waist and before she has time to react, Fandango pulls her body forward to himself.

"You want to learn badly... I can tell..." Fandango says as he presses his towel covered crotch against Lilian's thigh as he holds her against him.

Lilian places her hands against his impressively tanned and muscular, bare chest and attempts to push herself away from Fandango. "I really think I should leave.."

"I don't think so..." Fandango says as he twirls around with Lilian as if dancing with her while guiding her towards the locker room's leather couch.

"Ummmm...I don't know about this..." Lilian says as she finds herself being gracefully seated down on the couch by Fandango.

"Shhhhhh..." Fandango says as he places a finger on Lilian's lips while he uses his free hand to pull the towel away from his waist, exposing his cock to the gorgeous ring announcer.

Lilian's eyes widen at the sight of Fandango's exposed cock which is impressively long and thick.

Fandango slides his finger from Lilian's lips down to her chin, then down over her covered upper body until he reaches her hips. Without saying anything, Fandango pushes up Lilian's dress, exposing her smoothly shaven pussy, "Now... say my name..." Fandango says as he kneels between Lilian's legs and proceeds to flick his tongue against her pussy.

Lilian bites down on her bottom lip as she feels his tongue working against her wet pussy. "Mmmmmm....ohhhhh..." Lilian moans.

"Mmmmm... mmmm..." Fandango moans as he darts the tip of his tongue against Lilian's cunt, teasing her just enough to cause her to squirm on the couch.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh Fan...dan...go..." Lilian moans as she starts to breath heavily by the teasing touch of his tongue.

Fandango lifts his head up, "No... no... no... it's... Faaaan... Daannn.. Goooo... try again..." Fandango says before lowering his back down to resume lapping his tongue against Lilian's pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Lilian moans and licks her lips as she tilts her head back.

"Mmmmmm... mmmm..." Fandango moans against Lilian's snatch as he pushes his tongue into her cunt, causing her to lift her hips up from the couch.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Lilian moans as she eagerly pushes against his tongue.

Fandango places his hands on Lilian's thighs as he works his tongue in and out of Lilian's pussy as it becomes increasingly wet.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmmmm...Fan...dan....go...." Lilian moans.

Fandango lifts his head up from Lilian's pussy, "No... you're still doing it wrong.... remove your dress... so that you can learn how to say it properly..."

Lilian presses her lips together and nods her head as she lifts the dress over her head to express her gorgeous and naturally beautiful body.

"Good... good..." Fandango says as he stands between Lilian's legs as she leans back against the couch's back rest. Fandango licks his teeth as he proceeds to guide his cock into Lilian's tight wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...." Lilian Garcia moans and grits her teeth as she feels his cock entering her wet and tight pussy.

"Mmmmmm..." Fandango smirks as he begins to pump his cock in and out of Lilian's pussy at a slow and teasing pace.


"Mmmmm ahhhh... say my name..." Fandango groans as he thrusts his cock deeply into Lilian's twat as he maintains his teasing pace.

"Mmmmmmmm...Fan....dan....goooooo..." Lilian groans.

"Mmmmm better... but still not quite there..." Fandango replies with a groan as he starts to increase the pace of his thrusts.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Lilian moans as he pumps his cock into her pussy.

Fandango places his hands on Lilian's hips as he thrusts his dick harder into Lilian's snatch.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Lilian moans and hooks her gorgeous legs around his waist as she moves against his thrusting cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh...." Fandango moans as he firmly thrusts his cock in and out of Lilian's cunt as she pushes against him to match his movements.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh....mmmm..." Lilian moans loudly.

"Mmmmm ahhhh... say my... name..." Fandango groans as he thrusts his cock repeatedly into Lilian's twat.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh....Faaaan....Dannnn...Gooooo..." Lilian moans.

"Mmmmmm now you got it..." Fandango groans with approval as he pumps his cock at a quicker pace into Lilian's snatch.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh...." Lilian moans as she grinds against his thrusting cock.

The creepily hot ball room dancing Superstar lifts Lilian up from the couch and holds her as he turns to sit down with the gorgeous ring announcer mounted on his dick.

Lilian places her hands onto his chest as she closes her eyes and smoothly rocks back and forth on his cock.

Fandango licks his teeth as he thrusts his cock up into Lilian's pussy as she rocks on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmm;...ohhhhhhh shit...ohhhhh..." Lilian moans as she perfectly moves on his cock.

"Ahhhhh awww... mmmm..." Fandango groans as Lilian Garcia rocks on his upward pumping cock.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh..ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Lilian moans as she grinds down on his cock.

"Mmmmm fuck... ahhh yeah..." Fandango moans as Lilian grinds her wet pussy down on his cock which is starting to throb.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Lilian moans as she leans her head back, with her pussy tightening around his shaft and she soon begins to cum.

"Mmmmm ahhhh awww..." Fandango groans as he begins to cum inside of Lilian's tight wet cunt.

Lilian licks her lips as she feels the warm rush of Fandango's cum inside of her pussy as she continues to lightly rock back and forth.

"Mmmmmm ahhh now... just to make sure... say my name again..." Fandango says with a moan.

Lilian nods her head "Faannnn...Dannnn...Gooooo!!!"

"Good... good... don't forget it... otherwise... you might need another lesson..." Fandango smirks.


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