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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Home Ice Stratusfaction
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

After finishing a yoga video shoot for Leafs TV on May 24, 2010, Trish Stratus, wearing a black tank top and loose pants, is wiping sweat from her forehead with a towel as Toronto Maple Leafs players Luke Schenn, wearing a blue t-shirt and shorts, and Garnet Exelby, wearing a black t-shirt and black and white shorts, are rolling up their yoga mats while Andi Petrillo and the camera crew leave the studio. "Hey... guys... you two got a second..." Trish says once she is alone with Luke and Garnet.

"Um yeah... sure..." Luke says while Garnet nods his head as Trish approaches him.

"I kind of noticed... that the two of you really tense during the shoot..." Trish begins to say.

"Well it was out first time really doing this..." Garnet says.

"Yeah, and it was being filmed, kind of camera shy when it isn't even game time..." Luke ads.

Trish presses her lips together and smiles, "Well I have just the thing to help you two loosen up.... both of you lean back while you stretch your arms up into the air... tilt your head back with your eyes close...then take a series of deep...slow... breaths..."

"Alright..." Luke says with a nod.

"Sounds simple enough to try..." Garnet adds.

The pair of hockey players then proceeds to do what Trish instructed, leaning back with their arms stretched into the air with their heads tilted back and eyes closed. As they start to take a deep breathes, Trish glances down at the crotches of the two men who play for the Toronto Maple Leafs and sees their noticeably large bulging crotches.

"That's it... nice and slow breathes..." Trish says as she slides her right hand over her tank top covered tits while rubbing the front of her pants with her left hand. "I think I see that you two really need some serious tension relief..." Trish says as she removes her top, freeing her large juicy tits and then proceeds to push down her pants down from her hips, exposing her shaved pussy and gorgeous ass. "And I know just how to take care of that..." Trish adds as she steps out of her pants and kicks them aside before getting down on her knees where she places a hand on Luke and Garnet's crotches.

"Whoa!" Luke says as he opens his eyes and looks down at Trish.

"The fuck!" Garnet yells as he also looks down at Trish and like his teammate, he has a shocked look on his face as he sees the naked former Diva on her knees and feeling up their crotches.

"The two of you are just not use doing anything physical with someone like me..." Trish says wit ha smile, "Luke you were pitching on hell of a tent when we were doing the bridge pose...and I'm betting Garnet was doing the same... and let me tell you, as a real fan, and I can't let you two leave here being all tense..."

"Well... that's really showing some team dedication..." Garnet says as Trish gives his crotch a squeeze.

"After the season we just had... I'm surprise we got any fans..." Luke says with a grin as Trish rubs his crotch.

"I had a feeling you two would see things my way..." Trish Stratus smiles before she licks her lips, "Now how about we free those big sticks of yours..." The former WWE Diva says as she starts to tug down Luke and Garnet's shorts while the pair of Maple Leaf players remove their t-shirts, revealing their muscular upper bodies. Once Trish has pulled their shorts down to their feet, she takes a moment to see the large, thick Canadian cocks that Luke and Garnet are packing, "Mmmm the two of you are going to get some big time goals with me..." Trish says as she places her right hand on Luke's dick and her left hand on Garnet's.

"Mmmmm... could we call this a power play" Garnet asks as Trish begins to stroke his cock.

"Well we do have the man advantage..." Luke says with a grin as Trish strokes his cock.

Trish licks his lips, "Well I got good hands... and I expect more than a poke check from the two of you since you're gonna be doing a lot of scoring..." Trish says with a smirk as she strokes the now fully harden cocks of Luke Schenn and Garnet Exelby.

"Ahhhh mmmm... never heard our sports clich‚s sound so dirty..." Luke says with a moan as Trish strokes his cock.

Trish smirks, "Then why don't you get behind me and bang one it into five hole..." Trish says as she lets go of Luke's cock and turns on her knees so that she is directly facing Garnet. Looking up at the him with a bit smile on her face, Trish opens her mouth and takes Garnet's cock between her pouty lips.

"Ohhhh ahhh..." Garnet groans as Trish wraps her lips around his cock before she starts to bob her head.

"Mmmmm ... ohhh..." Trish Stratus moans on Garnet's stiff cock while she places her hands on his waist. At the same time Luke Schenn kneels behind his fellow Canadian and guides his cock into her tight and wet pussy.

"Ahhhh shit..." Luke groans as he feels how snug Trish's cunt is as he invades it with his long hard coke.

"Ohhhh... mmmmm...." Trish moans and pushes back against Luke before he starts to thrust his dick in and out of her twat as she eagerly bobs her head on Garnet's shaft.

"Ahhhh... awww..." Garnet moans and tilts his head back as Trish sucks and slurps on his cock while briskly bobbing her head.

"Ohhhhh ahhh fuck..." Luke moans as he places his hands on Trish's hips while he plows his cock firmly into her cunt as she pushes back against him.

"Mmmmm... mmmmm..." Trish moans on Garnet's meat stick as she tilts her head to grind her lips on his pole while she bucks back against Luke's pistoning tool.

"Awww... ahhhhhh shit..." Garnet moans and slides his fingers through Trish's brown hair as she takes his cock further into her mouth.

"Ohhhh ahhhh ahhh..." Luke grunts as he gradually increases the pace of his thrusts while he hammers Trish's wet hole.

"Ohhhh mmmmm... mmmm..." Trish Stratus moans as she feels Luke's waist slamming against her ass as he pounds her snatch as she easily deep throats Garnet's cock.

"Mmmmm.. ahhh... swallow me up..." Garnet groans as Trish's saliva drips from his tool as she holds it within her mouth without gagging.

"Ahhhh... awww..." Luke moans as his balls slap between Trish's thighs as he drives his dick fully into the former WWE Diva's cunt.

"Mmmmmm... mmmmm..." Trish Stratus moans on Garnet Exelby's dick as she grinds her nose against his crotches while she pushes back against Luke Schenn as he drives his cock balls deep into her twat.

"Ohhhh ahhh.. awww...." Garnet groans as Trish slowly starts to lift her head from his tool while dragging her tongue against the bottom side of his dick.

"Ahhh awww ahhhh..." Luke moans while he rams his cock sharply into Trish's soaking wet pussy.

"Mmmmm ohhh yeah Luke... mmmm split the fucking defense!" Trish moans lustfully as she bucks back against Luke while he hammers her pussy.

"Ahhhhh awww... ahhhh..." Luke groans as he continues to bang Trish from behind before pulling out of her.

"My turn to put you into the boards..." Garnet says as he sees Luke standing up behind the gorgeous Diva.

Trish grins up at Garnet, "I'm all for some holding and some roughing also as you give me that meat wagon..." Trish says before she turns around to face Luke where she greedily takes his cock into her eager mouth.

"Ohhhhhh ahhh..." Luke Schenn moans as Trish starts to bob her head rapidly on his cock while he watches Garnet Exelby drops to his knees behind her.

"Mmmmmm ohhhhh!" Trish moans as Garnet shoves his cock into her soaking wet pussy as she whorishly sucks and slurps on Luke's shaft.

"Ahhhh awww..." Garnet grunts as he grabs Trish's waist as he firmly rams his cock into her twat.

"Ohhhh... ahhhh shit..." Luke groans and tilts his head back as Trish slobbers on his dick while she takes it further into her mouth.

"Mmmmm mmmm ahhhh... ahhhh!" Trish moans on Luke's impressive fuck stick as Garnet jerks her backward as he slams his dick into her twat.

"Ohhhh ahhh... ahhhh..." Garnet grits his teeth as he slams his cock balls deep into her pussy while her ass smacks his waist.

"Ahhh shit awww yeah..." Luke moans as he grabs two handfuls to Trish's hair while he starts to thrust his cock in and out of her mouth.

"Mmmmm ahhh gahhh gah gahhh gah!" Trish moans and gags as the large crown of Luke Schenn's cock hits against the back of her throat just as her body jolts forward thanks to Garnet Exelby's powerful thrusts.

"Ohhhh fuck ahhhh... awww..." Garnet moans as he watches Trish's rear cheeks jiggle as they collide against his torso while he slams his cock repeatedly into her pussy.

"Mmmmm fuck... ahhhh..." Luke licks his teeth as he rocks his hips to drive his cock forward into Trish's saliva dripping mouth.

"Ahhhh gahh... ahhh gahhh.. ahhh gahhh..." Trish groans and gags repeatedly as she looks up at Luke as he rams his cock fully into her mouth while Garnet is pounding her soaking wet cunt.

"Ohhhh man... ahhhh..." Garnet moans while he keeps driving his stiff cock into Trish's cunt while pulling her backward.

"Ahhhh... awww yeah..." Luke groans as he continues to pumps his cock between Trish's lips and deep into her mouth.

"Gahhhh.. ahhh..." Trish gags lustfully on Luke Schenn's meaty cock before he starts to pull his shaft out of her mouth.

"Ahhhh awww ahhhh..." Garnet grunts while he continues to ram his cock into Trish's snug and moist cunt.

"Ohhhhh shit... ohhhh fuck light up the lamp! Light it up!" Trish moans in ecstasy as her body jolts as a result of the stiff thrusts she's getting from Garnet.

"Awww... ahhhh mmmm..." Garnet Exelby groans as his plows his dick balls deep into Trish's grunt.

"Mmmmmm fuck... ohhhh yeah... ohhhh fuck... mmmm..." Trish moans as she bucks back against Garnet with her ass smacking loudly against his waist.

"Ohhhh ahhhh shit... ahhhh..." Garnet groans as his cock starts to throb as he rams his tool into Trish's pussy.

"Mmmmm yeah ohhhhh go for the score!" Trish moans lustfully.

"Awwww.... ahhhh shit... ahhhh..." Garnet Exelby groans as he slams his dick fully into Trish's pussy as he starts to cum inside of her.

"Ohhhhh he shoots...mmmm he fucking scores!" Trish moans as he pushes back against Garnet as his cum fills her pussy.

"Hope you aren't forgetting about me..." Luke Schenn says as he watches as Trish enjoys feeling her teammate's jizz flooding her pussy.

"Mmmmmm nope I want you to rimmed your dick back deep into my ass..." Trish says with desire as Garnett soon pulls out of her cum filled pussy.

"Fuck... man Trish you are one hell of a fan..." Garnett says with a tired grin.

"And you need to work on your stamina..." Trish says good naturedly as she moves to lay on the floor of her yoga studio with her legs raised, "Come on Luke... time for some high sticking... or rather high dicking..."

"Now why couldn't this be what we were filming..." Luke Schenn says with a smirk as he kneels in front of Trish and lifts her legs up onto his shoulders before leaning forward and shoving his cock into her asshole.

"Ohhhhhh mmmm fuck... because people have to work to see the benefits of yoga!" Trish moans as she begins to move against the wooden floor of her yoga studio as the twenty-one year old defenseman begins to pound her ass with firm and swift thrusts.

"Ahhhhhh awwww shit..." Luke moans as he looks down at Trish's large tits while he drives Canadian cock into her Canadian ass. Meanwhile Garnet he grabs his shorts and t-shirts in order to get dressed.

"Ohhhhh mmmmm yeah... mmmm right into the sin bin!" Trish gasps whorishly while Luke rams every inch of his dick into her asshole with his balls crashing against her.

"Mmmmm ahhhh awww ohhhh..." Luke grunts while he quickens the pace of his thrusts.

"Yeah... mmmm yeah work the shaft deep into my ass! Ohhhh!" Trish moans as she grabs her large tits and squeezes her harden nipples as her body moves against the floor as Luke Schenn deeply drills her anal cavity.

"Ahhhh awww... ohhhh shit... ahhh..." Luke Schenn moans as his cock starts to throb heavily while he slams his dick into Trish Stratus's anal cavity.

"Mmmmm yeah,,,, mmmm fuck... I want you to shoot and score all over my fucking face Luke.... slap shot my face with your hot sticking cum..." Trish says with a husky tone filled with desire as Luke hammers her ass.

"Ahhhh awww fuck ahhhh..." Luke grunts and nods his head before he pulls his pulsating dick out of Trish's asshole and stands up. As he starts to stroke his cock, Trish sits up on her knees and tilts her head back.

"Yeah....come on Luke... give me that Maple Leaf syrup..." Trish says while licking her teeth.

"Ohhhhh ahhhh... mmmmm shit..." Luke clenches his teeth as he starts to cum, and his sprays thick streams of spunk down onto the eager face of Trish Stratus.

"Mmmm yeah... mmmmm fuck..." Trish moans as she keeps looking up at Luke as it takes him several moments to finish dropping his load on her gorgeous face. The former WWE Diva gropes her tits and smirks up Luke and then looks over at Garnett, "Hey... I got an idea... if you guys bring Lord Stanley's Cup home next season, I'll invite the entire team over for some Stratusfaction..."

"Now that's some real incentive..." Garnet asks.

"Yeah it is... can't wait till training camp starts..." Luke says

Trish smirks, "But in the mean time... I'll gladly let you two get some private yoga lessons... so you both can be in tip top shape... for hockey and fucking..."


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