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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Hot In Miami
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

On the afternoon of March 31, 2012, WWE Champion CM Punk, wearing a t-shirt,
baseball cap and shorts, and former WWE Diva Lita, wearing black pants, a
hooded jacket and a light colored top, are sloshing through the streets of
Miami as a typical Floridian downpour drenches them from head to toe as they
carry veggie and fruit smoothies. "See... I told you we didn't have anything
to worry about... the streets are pretty much clear..." Punk says with a grin
as he and Lita take their time and cross over the Miami River Walk as neither
of them are in a hurray to get out of the rain.

Lita raises an eyebrow and glances over at Punk as she walks beside him.
"You're just trying to waste time so you have to spend as little amount of
time possible in that suit for the Hall of Fame ceremony..." Lita says with a
laugh as droplets of rain water drip down her face. " find
this pleasant?"

"Well yeah... it's a nice day... and as usual you are dripping wet when
around me..." Punk says jokingly, "And besides, I don't see you exactly
rushing off to the hotel to put on that evening gown..."

Lita presses her lips together and laughs. "That's because you forced me to
take this walk with you in the fuckin' rain!" Lita replies.

"It wasn't raining when we left to grab some the smoothies..." Punk says
innocently but with a mischievous grin, "Not my fault it rains all the time
in Miami..."

Lita smirks over at Punk. "You're an ass..." Lita says with a laugh.

"You're such a flirt..." Punk says jokingly before he brushes the face of his
watch against his soaked shirt so that he can see what time it is, "Damn...
only a quarter past five... still got nearly two hours before..." Punk says.

Lita nods her head and laughs. "Oh! Punk! You can tell time now?" Lita says
before she tilts her head back and laughs a bit harder at her own playful

Punk smirks, "Oh you're a real barrel of laughs..." Punk says as he playfully
stomps a foot into a puddle, splashing water onto Lita's legs as they walk.

Lita flinches her for a moment as the cold water splashes on her. "Oh you
ass..." Lita says with a laugh.

"What's a matter? You're already soaking wet..." Punk laughs as thunder booms
overhead as the downpour continues.

"I thought that's how you liked me..." Lita says with a playfully sly smirk.

"It is.." Punk smirks, "You know a park a short ways from here..." Punk says

Lita licks her teeth, but then shakes her head and laughs. "
last time I did something like that in wasn't good..."

"What's a matter? Chicken?" Punk asks with a smirk

"Fuck no!" Lita slightly yells at Punk. "I'm not chicken and you know's just I've matured a bit since those glory days..."

"Oh... you've gotten... OLD then..." Punk says teasingly

Lita raises an eyebrow and glances at Punk before she narrows her eyes. "Did
you just say old?"

"Yeah I did... nothing to be ashamed of... I'll just remember to get you a
rocking chair for your birthday..." Punk adds as he continues to tease Lita.

Lita tilts her head back and releases a loud laugh. "Like you ever got me a
gift...much less one for my birthday!"

Punk grins, "Well I did... except you never got them because you distracted
me..." Punk says with a laugh as he and Lita enter Bayfront Park.

Lita presses her lips together and turns to face Punk. "You're such a

"Maybe..." Punk shrugs, "Still... if you're too OLD to have some fun in the
park while it's pouring...."

"I'm not too old for anything, and I'll prove it!"

"Careful Granny... you're gonna raise your blood pressure..." Punk laughs as
he continues to tease Lita.

Lita raises an eyebrow and smirks at Punk. "You have no idea what you're
getting into..." Lita says before she walks ahead of Punk to a park bench.

"Oh really?" Punk asks as he follows Lita over to the park bench where they
set their smoothies down.

Lita nods her head. "Oh yeah...cause, I think you forget...I was the original
Diva of Xtreme..."

CM Punk smirks, "And that was what... 12 years ago?" Punk asks teasingly as
Lita grabs the soaked material of his shirt to pull him forward.

"Fuck you..." Lita says with a smirk as she locks her eyes with Punk before
she lifts the soaked t-shirt against his upper body.

Punk raises his arms and leans forward, making it easy for Lita to remove his
soaking wet t-shirt from his toned and tattooed upper body. "You're right...
you're gonna fuck me..." Punk smirks at Lita as the rain hits against his
upper body as he proceeds to unzip Lita's drenched hooded jacket.

Lita licks her teeth as she places her hands onto his tattoo, toned and water
soaked chest as she mischievously begins to lower her hands to his waist.

Punk smirks at Lita as he pushes her jacket off of her shoulders and down her
arms, causing Lita to remove her hands from his waist to let her jacket fall
from her arms. Before Lita can place her hands back on his waist, Punk lifts
up Lita's soaked top.

Lita raises her arms and smirks at CM Punk after her nicely rounded, large,
juicy, water soaked tits become exposed.

"Damn you got a great rack... for an old chick.." Punk says teasingly as he
drops Lita's top on the water covered bench as thunder booms overhead.

Lita reaches forward and places her hands onto Punk's waist as she starts to
push his shorts down. "And you've got a big mouth...for an asshole..."

"Yeah well you know what they say about guys with big mouths..." Punk says as
Lita lowers his shorts to where Punk's large, meaty and hardening cock is
freed, "We got big dicks and the balls to match..."

Lita laughs a bit. "Yeah...ok..." Lita says sarcastically before she reaches
down and wraps her left hand around his cock as she starts to stroke him.

"Mmmm..." Punk moans as Lita strokes his cock skillfully with her left hand
while she uses her right hand to push her black pants down from her hips as
the rain continues to pour down on them and city of Miami.

Lita slyly glances up at Punk as she leans her water soaked, fiery red haired
head forward and lashes the head of his cock with her pierced tongue.

"Mmmm..." Punk groans as he places one hand on the soaked red-haired head of
Lita as she lashes the top of his tongue with her famous tongue piercing.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Lita moans as she perfectly drags her wet tongue against the
head of CM Punk's cock, while working her hand back and forth against the
length of his cock.

"Mmmmmm fuck..." Punk groans as Lita teases the head of his water slicken
dick with her tongue while she jerks him off at the same time. Punk grabs a
hand full of Lita's drenched red hair and holds it up with one hand like a
pony tail to prevent strands of hair covering Lita's gorgeous face.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmm..." Lita moans as she guides her tongue down the sides of
the head of his cock, before she teasingly takes him into her mouth.

"Ahhhh fuck..." CM Punk groans as the former four-time Women's Champion bobs
her head slightly, teasing that she's going to take his cock deeply into her

"Mmmmmmmm....ohhhhhh..." Lita moans as she steadily bobs her head back and
forth, sucking on Punk's cock.

The rain continues to fall on the reigning WWE Champion as the former WWE
Diva bobs her head smoothly on his cock.

Lita closes her eyes and briskly bobs her head back and forth with her sultry
lips brushing back and forth on his large, pipebombing cock.

"Awwww fuck... ahhhh..." Punk groans as Lita sucks and slurps on his cock as
the rain continues to fall down on them.

Lita raises her hands and places them onto CM Punk's toned waist as she
rapidly bobs her head back and forth, taking him incredibly deeper into her
hot and skilled mouth.

Punk tilts his head up, allowing the rain to splatter directly down onto his
face as Lita swallows nearly his entire cock as she sucks on it.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm..." Lita moans, turning her head and causing her lips to
grind against his shaft, while teasingly slapping the underside of his shaft
with her pierced tongue.

"Awwww fuck yeah... mmmmm..." CM Punk groans as Lita intentionally drags her
tongue's piercing against the bottom side of his dick as she turns her head
from side to side on his tool.

Lita lifts her beautiful and mischievous eyes as she slyly looks up at CM
Punk, continuing to bob her head back and forth, easily taking him deeper
into her mouth.

"Ohhhh shit... mmmmm fuck..." Punk groans as Lita holds his entire cock
within her talented mouth before she starts to lift her head off of his

Lita raises an eyebrow and smirks up at CM Punk. "I bet you're glad I
quit...I know you were so close to blowing your load..."

"Who are you kidding? I know your jaw was getting sore..." Punk laughs as
thunder booms followed by lightning flashing across the sky.

Lita tilts her head back and laughs. "Oh aren't that big!" Lita
replies as she sits on the bench, placing her hands behind her.

CM Punk smirks, "Again I ask... who are you kidding?" Punk smirks and laughs
as Lita spreads her legs, allowing him to step between them so that he can
guide his cock into her soaking wet pussy as she places her hands on his

"Mmmmmmm....fuck...not that big..." Lita replies with a laugh and groan as
she wraps her gorgeous legs around his waist and begins to rock on the
surface of the bench as he thrusts into her.

"Mmmmm fuck... just because you twat is looser than half of the current
Divas..." Punk responds with a laughs and groan as he pumps his cock in and
out of Lita's snatch.

Lita presses her lips together and shakes her head as she grinds her pussy
against his thrusting cock, moving against the surface of the bench.
"Ohhhhhh....always with the jokes..."

"Mmmmmm fuck... ahhhh..." Punk groans and smirks at Lita as he thrusts his
cock firmly into Lita's cunt as thunder booms over head.

"Mmmmm...ohhhhhh shit...ohhhhh..." Lita groans and licks her lips as she
moves against his thrusting cock, pushing firmly against his cock.

CM Punk's balls slap sharply against Lita's wet skin with each of his deep
and firm thrusts as Lita rocks on the water slicken surface of the park

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhh fuck yeah!" Lita moans and throws her head
back lustfully as the rain continues to drench her and Punk, as she eagerly
pushes against his cock.

Punk licks his lips as he continues to slam his cock into Lita's pussy before
he grabs and lifts her up from the bench before he turns to sit on the bench
with Lita now on his lap. It doesn't take the former WWE Diva long to start
bouncing up and down on his upward thrusting shaft.

Lita seductively narrows her eyes and looks down at CM Punk as rain water
drips down her face as she places her hands onto toned, tattoo covered chest
as she moves back and forth on his cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhh yeah..." Punk licks his lips as he looks up at Lita as she
grinds herself on his stiff cock as he continues to thrust it up into her

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh shit...ohhhhhh...fuck..." Lita moans as her hands easily
slide against his water soaked chest as she bounces firmly and eagerly on his

"Awwww fuck.... ahhhh... " Punk groans as he moves his hands against Lita's
hips until they are placed on her juicy ass cheeks as she bounces up and down
on his cock as the rain continues to fall.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Lita moans as she rocks forward
sharply, grinding her pussy on his cock, while rain water drips down her
sultry and sinfully hot body.

Punk squeezes Lita's wet juicy round ass cheeks with his hands as the former
WWE Diva sharply moves on his cock while she rubs his chest.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh shit..." Lita moans and licks her teeth as the former
raunchy sexpot of the Rated R Superstar grinds and rocks on his cock,
bouncing every time he thrusts up into her.

"Ahhhh yeah mmmmm fuck yeah... " Punk groans as Lita drops down as hard as
she can with each bounce she makes on his cock as he pumps it all the way up
into her snatch.

"Mmmmmmm like that...don't you?" Lita asks with a moan as she
swiftly rocks back and forth on his cock.

"Mmmmm gee... let me think... I got a hot fucking redhead bouncing around on
my cock in the rain in the middle of a park... ahhhh during the day... of
course I like it...." CM Punk replies with a grunt as he squeezes Lita's ass
cheeks with his hands so firmly that Lita can feel the tips of both his
middle fingers brushing against her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh shit...shove that finger in my ass..." Lita replies with
a commanding groan as she rocks back on his cock.

Punk fulfills Lita's request and shoves his right middle finger into her
asshole while he uses his left hand to keep her ass cheeks spread as she
rocks on his cock.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck!" Lita groans and closes her eyes as she pushes
against Punk's middle finger inside of her sinfully hot ass, while she
swiftly moves back and forth on his cock.

"Mmmmm fuck yeah.... ahhhh..." Punk groans as he works his middle finger in
and out of Lita's asshole while he keeps thrusting his cock into her snatch.

Lita grits her teeth and locks her eyes with CM Punk as she rocks forward on
his cock, while bucking her hips back to push her ass against his middle

Lightning flashes across the sky as Punk grins at Lita as she wildly rides
his cock while she pushes back against his right hand's middle finger.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhh fuck!" Lita moans and lustfully rocks back
and forth on Punk's cock, while eagerly pushing against his middle finger,
forcing it deeper into her ass.

"Mmmmm yeah I think you need... mmm something bigger in your ass..." Punk
grunts as he removes his finger from Lita's asshole and lifts her off of his
cock. As the downpour continues, Punk gets Lita on all fours on the park
bench before kneeling behind her so that he can ram his thick and large pole
into her asshole as thunder booms overhead.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck yeah..." Lita groans and grits her teeth as she
rocks forward on her knees, placing her hands onto the surface of the bench
as she feels his large cock deeply thrusting forward into her sinful ass.

Punk places on hand on the back of the bench and the other hand on Lita's
waist as he thrusts his cock in and out of her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Lita moans as she rocks on her knees,
pushing back against CM Punk's cock, with her juicy ass smacking against his

"Ahhhhh awwww fuck..." Punk groans as he drives his cock balls deep into
Lita's incredible ass as she rocks back against him while she managing to
keep her hands in place on the water slicken surface of the park bench.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh yeah...ohhhh fuck that ass!" Lita moans loudly as she forces
herself back against his cock at a firmer pace.

With the rain drenching them, CM Punk increases the pace and force of his
thrusts as he plows his cock repeatedly into Lita's ass as she shoves herself
back against him.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh fuck!" Lita moans and closes her eyes to keep the rain
out, while she rocks swiftly on her knees. Lita lowers her right hand and
places her hand between her legs, starting to rub her pussy.

"Ahhhh... awwww yeah... awwww fuck..." Punk groans as he lowers his head and
blinks his eyes to push the rain water from them as he hammers Lita's
gorgeous ass as lightning streaks across the sky.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh yeah...ohhhh fuck!" Lita moans loudly as she works her right
hand quickly against her snatch, while rocking on her knees against his

CM Punk grits his teeth as he feels his cock starting to throb as he keeps
pounding Lita's asshole relentlessly.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhh yeah...ohhhh..." Lita moans as she firmly pushes back, with
her juicy ass loudly smacking against his waist.

Punk grabs Lita's hips with both hands as he increases the pace of his
thrusts as his cock throbs more noticeably.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh shit..." Lita moans and licks her lips as she begins to cum
on her right hand, while she rubs her pussy.

"Mmmmm shit... awwww fuck..." CM Punk groans loudly as he starts to cum deep
inside of Lita's asshole.

Lita tilts her head and opens her eyes as she feels his warm cum releasing
into her ass, as he gradually slows down his thrusts.

"Awww... fuck.... mmmmm..." Punk groans as he holds his cock inside of Lita's
asshole until he's finished cumming. When he pulls out Punk smirks, "Hey
Lita... you know the WWE has some photographer's following me around this
weekend... five bucks says they got photos of us..."

Lita raises an eyebrow and looks at CM Punk. "You never told me there's a
photographer following you..."

CM Punk grins, "If I did you'd be looking at them the entire time as I fucked

Lita presses her lips together and slightly glares at Punk. "So you planned

"Not until after it started raining..." Punk grins.

Lita shakes her head. "You're a fuckin' know that?"

"Eh maybe, but still, you enjoyed it..." Punk replies and smirks.


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