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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Insanity Rulz
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

On a drizzly night outside of Salisbury, Maryland on December 21, 1999, the
deranged David Flair, wearing jeans, a black jacket and a black t-shirt is
driving his rental car into a gas station with the equally nuts Daffney,
wearing tight fitting jeans, a black low cut top and black jacket, sitting in
the passenger seat. "Where's the damn attendant?!" David snaps and laughs at
the same time.

"There he is! Ooo! He looks crazy!" Daffney laughs just before David gets out
of the rental car to approach the gas station attendant who is wearing dark
blue coveralls. Daffney eagerly gets out of the rental car as well in order
see if David snaps.

The gas attendant tilts his head and stares down David Flair before asking,
"What do you want?"

"We need some gas!" David snaps as he gets right in the gas attendant's face.

"Why are you starring at me?" The gas attendant snaps back while another
customer walks around the gas pumps.

"Hey dude you're gonna check my oil or what?" The customer asks which gets
the gas attendant's attention.

"Listen... can you read the sign?" The gas attendant snaps as he points at
the large white glowing sign above the gas station, "it says 'GAS' not 'OIL
CHANGE' so step outta my way before I step all over ya!" The gas attendant
yells, causing the customer to turn and quickly head back to his own car
while Daffney and David laughs hysterically.

David rubs his forehead as he giggles mindlessly before asking, "What is your
name?"

"Some people call me Crowbar..." The gas attendant says with a smirk and then
he raises an eyebrow as David and Daffney start laughing again.

"CROWBAR?! I like that!" Daffney says with a deranged smile

"Me too! Hey you wanna hook up with us?" David asks Crowbar

"What do you mean?" Crowbar asks and his question causes both David and
Daffney to laugh manically again before David steps behind Daffney and pulls
off her jacket so that Daffney can lift up her top to reveal her large juicy
tits.

Daffney smiles widely. "To fuck with us!" Daffney psychotically screams with
excitement.

Crowbar looks at Daffney's exposed large juicy and round tits for several
moments and then smirks, "Sure... you two come inside..." Crowbar says before
he turns to lead the two psychotic lovebirds into the gas station's service
garage. Once inside, David drops Daffney's jacket on top of a stack of tires
as she removes her top completely.

Daffney turns to look at David Flair with a crazed look in her eyes. "Oh,
this is going to be so great! So great baby!" Daffney says and then laughs.

David nods his head eagerly, "Oh yeah Daff..." The son of Ric Flair says as
he eagerly unbuckles his belt. Crowbar doesn't say anything as he unzips his
dark blue coveralls and pulls his arms out of the sleeves before lowering the
coveralls downward; revealing his lean yet well toned body and nicely sized
cock.

Daffney licks her teeth and locks her crazed eyes on Crowbar's exposed cock
before she eagerly steps closer to him and kneels down in front of him.

Crowbar smirks darkly down at the pale skinned nutjob as wraps her right hand
around his hardening cock. David gets his jeans undone and lowers them from
his waist, freeing his fat cock and he moves to where Daffney can quickly
grab his dick with her left hand.

Daffney grits her teeth and psychotically looks up at Crowbar and David Flair
as she works her hands backs and forth on their rapidly hardening cocks.

"Oh yeah... do it Daffney! Do it!" David screams and laughs as Daffney
strokes his and Crowbar's large meaty cocks until they are fully harden.

Daffney leans her head and wickedly slaps her tongue against the head of
David's cock before turning her head and slapping her tongue against the head
of Crowbar's cock as well.

"Mmm..." Crowbar groans as Daffney smacks the head of his cock with her
tongue as she wildly strokes his and David's cocks as the same time.

Daffney crazily works her wet tongue around the head of Crowbar's cock,
coating it nicely with her saliva, as she works her hands swiftly along his
and David's cocks.

David laughs mindlessly as Daffney twists and turns her left hand around his
cock before she turns her head towards his cock to take it into her mouth.
Crowbar pulls his cock free from Daffney's right hand and moves behind her
where he proceeds to roughly pull her jeans down from her hips, causing the
button to snap off of her jeans in the process.

Daffney psychotically laughs as she turns her head and takes David Flair's
cock into her hot, crazed mouth.

"Ahhhhh... mmmm..." David Flair groans loudly as Daffney wraps her lips
around his cock before she begins to bob her head on it. After getting her
jeans down far enough, Crowbar kneals behind Daffney and rams his stiff cock
into her tight wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" Daffney loudly moans around David's cock as she sharply rocks
forward on her knees as she wildly bobs her head to suck on his cock, with
Crowbar pumping into her from behind.

"Mmmmm ahhhh awww..." Crowbar grunts as he firmly thrusts his cock in and out
of Daffney's twat as she rocks on her knees. David places his hands on
Daffney's dark haired head and laughs wickedly as she sucks slurps and
slobbers on his cock, while a man they just met fucks her from behind.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...mmmmmmmm!" Daffney moans as she swiftly bobs
her head back and forth, slapping her tongue against David Flair's cock,
while rocking on her knees to push against Crowbar's cock.

"Ohhhh shit... mmmm fuck..." Crowbar grunts as he holds onto Daffney's hips
as he thrusts his cock deeply into her pussy.

"Ahhhhh yeah Daff! Suck it!" David moans and laughs as Queen of Scream sucks
on his cock as if it was a ten-inch long lollipop.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...mmmmmm!" Daffney moans and wildly bobs her head back and
forth slapping her tongue around David's cock as moves her head sucking on
him.

David Flair licks his lips as Daffney swallows nearly his entire cock while
behind her, Crowbar is aggressively pumping his dick into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! AHHHHHHHHH!" Daffney lustfully and psychotically screams
around David Flair's cock as she swiftly bobs her head back and forth,
eagerly deep throating his shaft, while she rocks sharply on her knees,
easily enjoying the rough thrusts of the man known as Crowbar.

The mental case known as David Flair pulls his saliva coated cock out of
Daffney's mouth and smacks her face with his dick, spreading her own saliva
on her cheeks while Crowbar continues to fuck her from behind.

"Mmmmmmmm...I fuckin' love you, David!" Daffney psychotically moans and
screams as she licks her lips, rocking sharply against Crowbar's cock.

"Then show it!" David replies with a maniacal laugh as he takes off his shirt
before he lays down on the ground. Crowbar doesn't have to pull out of
Daffney's snatch because the deranged screamer bolt away from him in order to
get on top of the former WCW United States Champion.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh! Like this baby!?" Daffney asks with a laugh as she sharply
drops down on David's cock. "Ohhhhhh! AHHHHHHHH!" Daffney lustfully screams
as she starts to rock and bounce wildly on his cock.

"Ahhhh awww yeah! Yeah!" David nods his head and he grabs Daffney's large
swaying tits with both hands as Daffney eagerly bounces and rocks on his
dick.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHH! David!" Daffney moans and
psychotically laughs and screams as she rocks back and forth sharply grinding
her wickedly hot body down on his cock.

David squeezes Daffney's tits roughly as she rides his cock while Crowbar
moves to kneel behind Daffney once more. The long-haired stranger licks his
lips as he spreads Daffney's ass cheeks apart with his hands before plowing
his dick into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm ohhhhh yeah! AHHHHHHHH!" Daffney screams and grits her teeth
with excitement as she sharply moves forward on David's cock as Crowbar
starts to fuck her gorgeously juicy, crazed ass.

"Ahhhhh mmmmm shit..." Crowbar groans as he grabs hold of Daffney's hips as
he thrusts his cock in and out of her asshole. David Flair starts to rapidly
pump his cock into Daffney's twat she leans down in order for him to suck on
her large tits.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh...AHHHHHHH!" Daffney moans and throws her head
back as she grinds between David and the stranger known as Crowbar, feeling
both of their cocks working into her ass and pussy, pushing her against the
other.

"Mmmm!" David moans as he sucks on Daffney's large tits as she rocks between
him and Crowbar as they drive their large thick cocks into her pussy and ass
while she bucks wildly between them.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yeah!" Daffney moans and psychotically laughs
as she bucks her hips in order to sharply push back against Crowbar's cock in
her ass, while bouncing on David Flair's cock as he fucks her pussy.

"Ahhhh ahhhh fuck... ahhh..." Crowbar grunts and groans as he drives his cock
balls deep into Daffney's asshole. David lowers his head from Daffney's tits
and giggles madly as he keeps thrusting his cock sharply up into her snatch.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhh! Yessssss! AHHHHHHHH!" Daffney moans and
closes her eyes as she screams and wildly rocks her body between Crowbar and
David.

"Awwwww mmmmm fuck! FUCK!" David groans loudly as Daffney grinds her pussy on
his thick upward thrusting cock. Crowbar continues to plow Daffney's ass
before he pulls out.

Just as he's about to stand up, Crowbar is amazed with how Daffney spins
around on David's cock and opens her mouth wide as she keeps riding her
boyfriend's dick. "Shit..." Crowbar smirks as he does stand up and moves
forward and shoves his cock into Daffney's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Daffney moans with psychotic delight as she wraps her lips
around his shaft and starts to bob her head, swiftly working her head back
and forth, as she rocks and grinds on David Flair's cock as she rides him
facing away.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Crowbar moans as Daffney swiftly and eagerly bobs her head on
his cock.

David Flair sits up with one of his hands behind him as Daffney rocks on his
cock. Grabbing the back of his screaming lover's head, David shoves Daffney's
head forward on Crowbar's cock "Suck it! Suck it!" The blond hair manic
laughs as he pushes Daffney's head so far forward that she has to deep throat
Crowbar's stiff dick.

"Mmmmmmmm! Gahhhhhh! AHHHHHHHH! MMMMMMMM!" Daffney psychotically moans, gags
and screams around Crowbar's cock as David forces her head further down,
while she rocks and bounces on his cock.

"Ahhhhh awwww shit mmmmm fuck...' Crowbar groans as Daffney gags and slobbers
on his cock as David makes her hold her head down on his dick. David thrust
his hips upward into Daffney's snatch as she continues to rock and bounce on
his shaft even with her mouth full of Crowbar's shaft.

Daffney's moves her head briskly back and forth, while David Flair holds her
head deeply down on his cock, while she eagerly rocks back and forth on his
cock.

"Ohhh fuck.. mmmm ahhh!" David moans and laughs as keeps Daffney from lifting
her head off of Crowbar's cock.

"Ahhh awww shit... ahhh..." Crowbar groans as his cock starts to throb within
Daffney's saliva dripping mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm! Gahhhhhh! Gahhhhh!" Daffney moans and loudly gags around Crowbar's
cock as she sharply rocks on David's cock.

"Ahhhh... awwwww fuck awww..." Crowbar moans loudly as he starts to cum
inside of Daffney's mouth while she keeps wildly riding David's dick.

Daffney psychotically laughs around Crowbar's cock as his warm cum fills her
mouth as she wickedly body her head back and forth on his cock.

"Ahhhh awwww shit...' Crowbar groans as he pulls his cock out of Daffney's
mouth after he's finished cumming.

Daffney lifts her crazed eyes and looks up at Crowbar with his cum coating
her lips as she continues to rock back and forth on David's cock.

"Mmmmm ahhh yeah love that Daffney?!" David asks with a insane laugh and
moans as he turns himself and Daffney over so that she's on her hands and
knees with him behind her hammering her pussy.

Daffney turns her head and slyly looks back at him "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah
baby! AHHHHHHH! She moans loudly and screams.

David Flair grabs Daffney's hair and jerks her head back with each of his
forward thrusts. At the pace David is using to fuck Daffney, he is
practically giving her a case of whiplash as he keeps yanking her head back
by her hair.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm! AHHHHHHHH!" Daffney moans and screams against as she
pushes back against his cock.

David Flair's cock starts to throb and his already break neck pace starts to
become even more erratic as the insane son of Ric Flair continues to jerk
Daffney's head backwards by her hair as he hammers her cunt.

"Ohhhhhhhh! AHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!" Daffney loudly screams and grits her teeth as
she pushes back against his cock, rocking sharply on her knees.

"Ahhhh... ahhhhh!" David groans as he rams his pulsating cock repeatedly into
Daffney's pussy before he pulls out and stands up. Laughing maniacally as he
strokes his cock with his left hand, David uses his right hand to pull
Daffney up to her knees by her hair as she turns to face him.

Daffney licks her lips and looks up at David Flair with her crazed as she
hungrily watches him stroke his cock.

"Ahhhh awww..." David groans as he rapidly strokes his cock until he begins
to cum and he showers Daffney's face with his spunk.

Daffney opens her mouth and leans her head back as she lets his warm cum drip
down onto her face and into her mouth.

"Mmmmm ahhh fuck... ahhh..." David moans and giggles as he watches Daffney
catch the remaining drops of his cum that drip from his cock's piss slit.
David glances at Crowbar, "Hey you should come with us..." David says with a
crazed laugh.

"You sure?" Crowbar asks sternly.

"Oh yeah... yeah! Daffney loves guys who can stuff her holes real good!"
David says with an eager nod.

Daffney slyly looks at David and smirks. "David...I have a crazy idea..."

"Tell me! Tell me! Tell me now!" David shouts, grins and giggles mindlessly
in reply to Daffney.

Daffney turns her head and looks at Crowbar with her crazed eyes. "We bring
him with us..."

Despite saying Crowbar should come with them, David nods his head, "Yeah! I
like that! I like it! I like it!" David says before he looks at Crowbar, "You
should come with us!"

Crowbar raises an eyebrow and smirks, "Sure... I'm in... just give me a bit
to close up shop..."

-END-


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