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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

It Takes Two To Tango
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Hours before the May 13, 2013 broadcast of RAW begins, Chris Jericho, wearing a white tank top and black pants, and professional ballroom dancer Edyta Sliwinska, dressed in Latin ball room dance attire consisting of a dark gold colored bikini styled top and bottom with a light blue sash that goes from over her right shoulder down around her left hip and is loosely tied at her right hip, are in a hallway within Tulsa, Okhaloma's BOK Center rehearsing for their dance off against Fandango and Summer Rae. Jericho has his left hand on Edyta's waist while he holds her right hand with his right hand as dance back and forth before he twirls her and dips her slightly, "How's that?" Jericho asks with a grin as he holds Edyta while keeping her leaning back.

Edyta looks up at Jericho as he holds her leaning back and she smiles "Well...I see you remember a lot from your season of Dancing With The Stars..." Edyta replies before Jericho allows her to stand straight up. "But..." Edyta says with a pause.

"I knew there was going to be a 'but'..." Jericho says with a smirk as he places his hands on his waist.

Edyta raises her left hand and rubs the back of her neck, with a smile at Jericho. " want to win tonight, right?"

"Of course...I want to win and beat the pants off of that husky speaking ass clown..." Jericho replies with a nod.

Edyta laughs "Good...good, because tonight is all about winning!" Edyta replies before her tone turns more serious. "Then you need to stop being so stiff, you need to relax and loosen up a bit..." Edyta says before she pauses and shakes her head "No...actually you need to loosen up a lot"

"Oh... that..." Jericho pauses and then laughs a bit, "I guess you didn't talk to Cheryl... that was like the one thing from my season on Dancing with the Stars that was a slight problem... until we figured something out..."

Edyta places her hands onto her gorgeously slender and curved hips as she looks at Jericho with a raised eyebrow "What was the trick?" Edyta asks before taking a guess "Did you have a few drinks before you went on the dance floor?"

"No.. we just did something physical to loosen up..." Jericho says with a bit of a laugh.

Edyta thinks for a moment and then takes another guess "Oh did you try kick boxing? I know Derek and Mark do that a lot to loosen up..."

"No... a lot more intense than kick boxing... and believe me, it drove home the point of how passionate Cheryl is about that competition..." Jericho replies as he seems to be tip toeing around telling the gorgeous Polish dancer what the trick he and Cheryl Burke used.

Edyta presses her lips together and looks at Jericho with a bit of annoyance. "Why don't you just tell me..."

"Well ok... and you can verify this with Cheryl... what we did was fuck... before every rehearsal and every broadcast..."

Edyta looks blankly at Jericho for a moment before she casually shrugs her shoulders "Oh...that was is it?"

"Yeah... you don't sound too surprised by that...' Jericho says with a bit of a smirk.

"Why didn't you just say it rather than dodge around it?" Edyta asks.

"Because Cheryl suggested it when I asked her what your approach to rehearsing was..." Jericho laughs.

Edyta licks her lips and casually glances down at the crotch of Jericho's black pants. "Well...if that's what will help you win tonight."

"Believe me...most of my successful nights in this business came when I got a little action before I had a match..." Jericho says as Edyta glances at his crotch region of his black pants as if trying to judge how big he is.

Edyta smiles as she looks up at Jericho, locking her beautiful eyes with him. "Lets do it then..." Edyta says as she steps closer to him.

"Are you sure?" Jericho asks with a smirk just as Edyta unties the loose knot of her sash that is at her right hip and removes it, leaving her just in the bikini styled top and bottoms of her dance attire, "I guess so..." Jericho says as Edyta gave him a non verbal answer.

Edyta reaches over her shoulder to undo her bikini styled top, before peeling the material away to expose her nicely rounded and perky tits.

Jericho licks his lips as Edyta gracefully drops her sash and top before she begins to sway her hips as she lowers her bikini styled bottoms.

Edyta tosses her gorgeous hair back as she sways her gorgeous hips in a seductive grinding motion before she teasingly lowers them down from her body.

Jericho smirks as he watches the beautiful Polish dancer as she teasingly lifts and lowers her bottoms, slowly revealing her perfectly shaven pussy.

Edyta steps out of her bikini styled bottoms and kicks them aside before she reaches forward and pulls Jericho's white tank top out from being tucked in his black pants.

Jericho again licks his lips as Edtya pulls at the bottom of his tank top, getting him to lean forward so that she can teasingly flick her tongue upward against his lips before letting go of his tank top and playfully pushing him to stand up straight once again before lifting his tank top upward. Taking the hint, Jericho lifts up his tank top, revealing his perfectly toned and tanned upper body.

Edyta nods her head with approval before she motions with her hands toward his black pants.

Jericho smirks as he begins to lower his black pants from his gorgeous waist, which results in Edyta getting her first look at his very long and thick Canadian cock.

Edyta licks her lips and locks her beautiful eyes with his cock before the famed dancer who once was a regular on Dancing With The Stars drops down onto her knees in front of him, placing her left hand around his cock and begins to smoothly stroke his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Jericho moans and smirks down at Edyta as she strokes his cock while keeping her eyes fixed on it to watch it harden in her grasp.

Edyta glances up at Jericho and smiles, "Does that feel good, Chris? Loosening up a bit?" Edyta asks as she works her hand back and forth on his shaft.

"Mmmmm yes it does... and it's a start..." Jericho moans as he answers both of the gorgeous Polish dancer's questions as she works her hand along the length of his now fully harden cock.

Edyta leans her head down and lightly spits some saliva down onto the head of his cock before she brushes her tongue around the head of his cock to spread the saliva.

Jericho places his hands on his waist as Edyta slides her tongue gracefully over the head of his shaft.

"Mmmmmm..." Edyta softly moans as she moves her tongue around the head of his cock before playfully slapping her tongue on the surface.

"Ahhhh..." Jericho moans as Edyta smacks the top, bottom and sides of the head of his cock with her tongue while she continues to strokes the shaft.

Edyta removes her hand from his shaft before she guides her tongue from the head of his cock and moves her soothing tongue down his shaft.

Jericho licks his teeth as Edyta flicks her tongue from side to side as she slides it down the length of his dick.

"Mmmmmm..." Edyta moans as she works her tongue in almost a criss-cross fashion, leaving trace amounts of saliva behind, working her tongue continually downward.

"Ahhhh... awww..." Jericho groans as Edyta coats one side of his cock with her saliva which she then spreads to the other side of his dick with the use of her left hand.

Edyta lowers her tongue down to his ballsack and begins to flick and lap her tongue on his sack

"Ahhh..." Chris Jericho moans as Edyta Sliwinska flicks her skilled tongue against his large balls.

Edyta slides her tongue soothingly against the underside of his ballsack before she starts to lift her head, working her tongue in a zig-zag like fashion up the length of his shaft.

"Awww..." Jericho moans as Edyta's tongue dances against his thick hard cock as she slides it up towards the head.

Once she reaches, the head of Jericho's cock, she parts her lips and takes him into her sensually hot mouth.

"Ahhhh..." Chris Jericho moans as Edyta begins to bob her head on his stiff cock.

Edyta places her hands onto his gorgeously tanned and muscular waist as she bobs her head on his cock, with her lips brushing smoothly back and forth.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Jericho groans and tilts his head back as Edyta sucks lightly on his cock.

Edyta lifts her beautiful eyes to look up at Jericho as she bobs her head forward, letting her saliva drip down.

Jericho looks back down at Edyta as she takes his cock a bit deeper into her mouth as she bobs her head on it with the same grace she shows on the dance floor.

"Mmmmm...mmmm" Edyta softly moans as she bobs her head gracefully and deeply on his cock with her lips tenderly brushing on his shaft.

"Ohhh fuck..." Jericho moans as Edyta's lips constantly brush against his cock with each forward and back movement she make with her head.

Edyta sits up higher on her knees, so that she is coming directly down on his cock, lightly turning her head to grind her lips.

"Mmmmm shit..." Jericho moans as Edyta slides her hands up and down between his waist and thighs as she bobs her head on his dick.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmm...mmmmmm..." Edyta moans as she bobs her head at a steady pace, with her tongue slapping against the bottom side of his shaft as she sucks on his cock.

"Ahhhh... awww..." Jericho moans as Edyta lifts and lowers her had repeatedly on his cock.

Edyta looks up at Jericho with her beautiful eyes once again as she continues to bob her head before she unwraps her lips and slowly eases her head off of his cock.

"Pretty good..." Jericho says with a grin as Edyta rubs her lips against the head of his dick once it passes between them.

Edyta scoots back on her knees and moves to stand up from the floor. "You ready to Tango?"

"Aways..." Jericho says as he places his hands on Edyta's slender hips and proceeds to lift her up. As she wraps her legs around his waist, Jericho lowers Edyta's pussy onto his saliva coated cock.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh..." Edyta moans and licks her lips as she feels his large cock sliding up into her nicely wet pussy. Edyta places her hands onto his tanned and muscular, gorgeous chest as she starts to bounce.

"Mmmm yeah... ahhhh..." Jericho groans as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of Edyta's pussy as she bounces smoothly.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh yeah...ohhhhh..." Edyta Sliwinska moans as she grinds her gorgeous body down on his cock, while smoothly rocking back.

Jericho slides his hands against Edyta's hips as he thrusts his cock deeply into her snatch while standing.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhhhh..." Edyta moans as she seductively sways her gorgeous body on his cock.

"Mmmm yeah... ahhh..." Jericho groans as he thrusts his cock firmly into Edyta's twat.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh...ohhhh..." Edyta moans as her nicely perky and gorgeously rounded tits bounce as she moves with Jericho as he pumps into her.

"Mmmmm ahhhh... awww..." Chris Jericho moans as he thrusts his dick into Edyta's twat as she lifts and lowers herself in response.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh...ohhhh..." Edyta moans as she closes her eyes and tilts her head back as she feels his cock ramming up into her pussy at a quicker rate.

Jericho carries Edyta over to a table and sits her on it as he continues thrusts his cock into her Polish snatch.

Edyta smirks as she remains sitting upright and begins to use the surface of the table to rock forward and push against his thrusting cock.

"Ahhhhh awww..." Jericho moans as he places his hands on Edyta's gorgeous thighs as he steadily pumps his cock into her twat.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmm ohhhh...yeah...mmmm getting more loosened up yet..." The stunning professional dancer moans as she hooks her smooth and stunning legs tighter around his waist.

"Mmmmm yeah... and you're very loose now as well..." Jericho replies with a groan as increases the pace of his thrusts.

Edyta raises an eyebrow and smirks "You know it..." Edyta moans as she places her hands onto Jericho's arms as she grinds and pushes against his cock while he pumps into her.

"Ahhhhh awww...." Chris Jericho groans as he plows his cock swiftly into Edyta's snatch as she rocks on the table's smooth surface.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhhhh!" Edyta moans as she moves her hands against his strong arms, feeling his cock continuing to ram into her nicely wet and tight snatch. "Ohhhhhh...mmmm ohhhhh yeah Chris..."

"Mmmmm ahhhh fuck.... aww..." Jericho groans as he pushes his cock all the way into Edyta's pussy with each of his firm thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh shit...ohhhhh..." Edyta moans as she removes her hands and lays back on the table as Jericho steadily pumps into her wet pussy, with sweat dripping from her gorgeous body.

Jericho pulls Edyta's beautifully smooth legs from around his waist and holds them up as he continues to thrusts his long hard dick into her cunt.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhh...ohhhhhhh" Edyta moans as she pushes back on his cock, grinding slightly, as her pussy begins to tighten.

"Mmmmm..." Jericho moans as his cock begins to throb as Edyta's Polish pussy tightens gradually on his thrusting shaft.

"Mmmmmm....ohhh...ohhhh yes...ohhhhh Chris..." Edyta moans with her breathing becoming heavy and her body covered with sweat, before she begins to cum on Jericho's cock.

"Ahhhhh ahhh..." Jeriicho moans as he feels Edyta's juices flowing over his throbbing cock as he continues to fuck her with deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhh yes...mmmmmm..." Edyta moans as she arches her body and slides at a quick pace against the smooth surface of the table, enjoying the final sensation of her climax.

"Ahhhh.... awwww fuck..." Jericho moans as his thrusts become increasingly unstable due to the throbbing of his cock. After several more thrusts Jericho pulls out of Edyta's pussy and strokes his cock briefly before he begins to cum, shooting his warm jizz onto Edyta's sweat coated stomach.

Edyta licks her lips and lifts her head up to look at Jericho with a smile after feeling the warm cum splattering onto her nicely toned and smoothly flat stomach.

"Mmmm..." Jericho licks his lips as he steadily strokes his cock until he is sure he is spent, "I think we're both very loose now..."

Edyta bites down on her bottom lip and nods her head "Lets kick some ass..."


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