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Legend Killer - Diva Thriller Part 49 - Funky Killer
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

After chasing off Wade Barrett and delivering RKO's to half-a-dozen members of the SmackDown roster during the January 24, 2012 SmackDown television tapings, 'The Viper' Randy Orton is heading to the backstage area of Tucson, Arizona's Convention Center. Wearing black wrestling trunks, Randy has a sly smirk of satisfaction on his face as he makes his way back to his locker room. As he walks, 'The Viper' passes by Brodus Clay's gorgeous Funkettes, Cameron and Naomi.

"Yeah, girl! I told ya the crowd was gonna love our Funkasaurus!" Naomi says loudly. Cameron, however, turns her head to follow Randy Orton with her eyes as she checks out the wrestling trunks covered ass of the Viper. "Girl! What in the hell are ya'll lookin at!?" Naomi asks loudly.

Cameron laughs and blushes. "Well gosh, Naomi...he's like so hot!"

As Naomi turns her head to see who Cameron is looking at, her eyes widen when she sees the WWE's Apex Predator.

"Girl! Oh hell no! Ya'll don't want any of that!" Naomi says loudly enough for Orton to overhear.

Randy Orton raises an eyebrow as he overhears Naomi just as he reaches a table that has a several bottles of water on it. Turning his head look back at Naomi, "I want none of what?" Randy asks as he only heard part of what Naomi said.

Naomi raises an eyebrow and places her hands onto her hips. "I ain't talkin' to ya'll!" Naomi snaps back in a sassy tone. Cameron blushes and innocently looks at Orton.

Randy raises an eyebrow as he turns completely around and approaches the two gorgeous black dancers with his attention on Naomi, "I remember you... and I see you still don't know how to control... that big mouth of yours..."

Cameron presses her lips together and excitedly looks at Randy Orton. "Ummm...hi..." Cameron says with a soft laugh.

Randy glances at Cameron for a moment, then at Naomi and then back at Cameron, "And who are you?"

Cameron smiles "My name is Cameron..."

"Consider this a piece of free advice... and it's the only advice you'll get from me..." Randy says with a sly smirk, "Unless you want to get really good at sucking cocks of very annoyed Superstars... you might want to distance yourself from the loud mouth..." Randy says as he's clearly referring to Naomi.

Cameron smiles excitedly. "Oh I love to!" Cameron replies taking Orton's advice as an open invitation.

"Girl! Ya'll don't go around actin' all ghetto skanky!" Naomi says loudly.

Randy looks at Naomi, "I don't believe anyone was talking to you..." Randy says.

Naomi opens her mouth and looks at Orton in shock as if to question how dare he talks to her in that manner.

Randy looks at Cameron, "Tell me... so far in the WWE... what's the biggest cock you had to suck because of her big mouth?" Randy asks.

Cameron blushes and laughs. "Oh gosh...I don't know...I know there's been a few though..." Cameron replies.

"Cam! Girl! Don't ya go flappin' those gums!" Naomi loudly scolds.

Randy slyly smirks, "Your friend is pissing me off right now... don't you think you should do something about that?" Randy says as he keeps his eyes on Cameron.

Cameron nervously bites down on her bottom lip. "Like what?" Cameron asks naively.

Naomi shakes her head. "Oh, hell no, girl! Don't ya been fallin' for his lame ass tricks!"

Randy looks at Naomi, "I don't trick anyone... now if you're feeling jealous that is your problem... and you should think twice about opening that big mouth unless you're willing to re-pay the price you did before..." Randy says.

"'t be mad at Naomi..." Cameron says innocently as she places her hands onto Orton's arms, pleading.

Randy slyly smirks at Naomi before looking at Cameron with a more sincere look, "Tell you want... you make me... happy... and I don't punt her fucking head off..."

Cameron's beautiful eyes widen before she quickly nods her head. "Yes! Yes! Absolutely!"

Randy Orton places an arm around Cameron's waist, "Good... and you can brag to her all about it..." Randy says as he smirks directly at Naomi who looks even more pissed that her fellow Funky Dancer will get some action while she won't.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up just a damn minute!" Naomi says loudly. "Cam and I...we're a package deal! Ya'll want one, ya'll get both"

Randy smirks, "Fair enough..." Randy says slyly

* * *

A short time later in Randy Orton's locker room, Randy is sitting on the locker room couch with Cameron kneeling between his legs bobbing her head up and down on his large white cock while Randy is making out with Naomi, sliding his tongue into her mouth while reaching around her to grab her thick black ass as she leans towards him.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Cameron moans as she slides her hands against Orton's nicely tanned and muscular waist as she swiftly bobs her head back and forth.

"Mmmmm..." Randy groans as Naomi pushes her tongue against his while Cameron is eagerly lifting and lowering her own head on his cock.

Naomi slides her hands against Orton's muscular waist as she moans into his mouth, while slapping her tongue against his tongue.

Randy smacks Naomi's tongue with his own tongue as he again squeezes her juicy thick ass while Cameron swallows more of his impressive cock.

"Mmmmmmmm! MMMMMMM!" Cameron moans as she steadily bobs her head back and forth with her perky lips dragging on his shaft.

"Ahhhh..." Randy moans as he breaks the kiss with Naomi in order to look down at Cameron as she sucks and slurps on his cock.

Cameron playfully slaps her tongue against Randy's shaft as she smoothly and steadily moves her head, sucking on his cock.

"Mmmmm ahhh... why don't you ride that cock..." Randy says to Naomi as Cameron starts to lift her head off of his cock.

Naomi raises an eyebrow and smirks. "Oh yeah, white boy! Ya'll can resist this!" Naomi says loudly before she moves to straddle his lap and begins to bounce on his cock.

Randy smirks at Naomi as he places his hands on her thighs as she bounces on his cock. After a few moments Randy begins to thrust his cock up ward into Naomi's snatch.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah white boy!" Naomi moans as she rocks and bounces on his cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh...." Randy groans as he thrusts his large white cock firmly up into Naomi's hot wet black pussy while Cameron comes up onto the couch to kneel next to him. Turning his head towards her, Cameron leans in to start making out with Randy in front of Naomi as she rocks on his cock.

Naomi places her hands flat against Orton's muscular, tanned chest as she bucks her hips to rock back and forth on his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Randy moans as he parts his lips to slide his tongue into Cameron's mouth as she leans in towards him while Naomi rocks sharply on his cock.

Cameron closes her eyes as she gently works her tongue along Orton's tongue as she leans closer to him, while Naomi firmly moves on his cock.

Reaching behind Cameron with his left hand, Randy finds, grabs and squeezes her ass as she kisses him while he pumps his cock repeatedly up into Naomi's pussy.

"Ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh!" Naomi moans loudly as she grinds her wet pussy down on his cock.

Randy breaks the kiss with Cameron and he continues to squeeze her ass as he looks at Naomi as she lustfully rides his big white cock.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh shit white boy....yeah...ya'll like that black pussy!" Naomi moans loudly.

"Mmmmm I did the first time... but I'm in the mood for something new..." Randy groans as he proceeds to lift Naomi off of his cock and sets her to his right. Randy stands up from the couch as Cameron turns to kneel on it and place her hands on the back rest while sticking her ass out towards Randy. Stepping behind Cameron, Randy licks his lips as he proceeds to ram his white cock into Cameron's dripping wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh gosh!" Cameron moans and grits her teeth as she feels his large cock entering her wet, tight pussy from behind before he starts to thrust into her.

Randy grabs hold of Cameron's hips and pulls her backward towards himself as he pumps his cock in and out of her pussy.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhh..." Cameron moans as she rocks back and forth on her knees, enjoying each of Randy's deepening thrusts.

"Mmmmm..." Randy moans as he plows his cock deeply into Cameron's snatch and he glances at Naomi who has her legs spread and is busy rubbing her own pussy as she watches Randy fuck her fellow funky dancer.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Cameron moans and licks her lips as she rocks back and forth while on her knees, feeling each of the Viper's deep thrusts.

"Ahhhh..." Randy groans as he drives his cock harder and faster into Cameron's snatch.

Cameron's nicely rounded and juicy black ass smacks against his muscular waist as she rocks back and forth on her knees, pushing against his thrusting cock.

"Ahhhh mmm... ahhh awww..." Randy groans as he hammers Cameron's pussy from behind.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh!" Cameron moans and throws her head back as her juicy ass loudly smacks against Randy's waist as she grinds back on his cock.

Randy soon pulls out of Cameron's pussy and moves between Naomi's legs in order to guide his cock back into Naomi's pussy as she leans back on the couch.

"Mmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh fuck yeah, white boy!" Naomi moans and wraps her nicely toned legs around his waist as she moves against the couch with his cock deeply pounding into her.

"Ahhhh..." Randy grunts and places his hands on Naomi's thighs as he pumps his cock deeply into her hot black pussy as she places her hands on his arms.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhh ya'll know what this fine ass black girl...ahhhhh likes!" Naomi moans loudly as she moves on the couch swiftly with each thrust.

"Ahhhhh awww... mmmmm fuck..." Randy grunts and groans as he drives his cock balls deep into Naomi's pussy. The sound of Randy's balls smacking against Naomi's skin echoes in the locker room.

Naomi grits her teeth and starts to sharply grind back against his cock as he deeply pounds his cock into her wet, tight black pussy.

"Mmmmm... ahhh..." The lean yet gorgeously tanned and toned Viper licks his lips as he drives his cock repeatedly into the NXT Season 3 Runner-up's snatch.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhh yeah white boy!" Naomi moans loudly as sweat nicely coats her athletically toned, curved and luscious black body.

Randy glances at Cameron who is working her fingers in and out of her cunt as she watches him drill Naomi's twat.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh fuck!" Naomi moans and licks her lips as she pushes against his muscular, lean and tanned body.

"Mmmmm..." The former WWE and World Heavyweight Champion moans as he pulls out of Naomi's pussy and moves to sit between her and Cameron. Grabbing Cameron, Randy pulls her onto his lap and as she faces away from him, he lowers her down onto his big white dick.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh.." Cameron softly moans and presses her pouty lips together as she eases down on his rock hard cock.

As Cameron leans back against his body, Randy starts to rapidly thrust his cock up into her pussy, causing her to bounce on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhhhh!" Cameron moans as she easily and quickly bounces on Randy's cock as he venomously drives his cock upward into her pussy.

"Awwww mmmmm..." Randy moans as he drives his cock sharply up into Cameron's snatch as she bounces on his pistoning shaft.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh!" Cameron moans as she sharply drops down on his cock.

As Randy thrusts his cock repeatedly up into Cameron's twat, Naomi moves to kneel on the floor between Randy and Cameron's legs. "Ahhhh..." Randy groans as he feels Naomi's tongue against his balls and shaft as he rams it up into Cameron's cunt.

Naomi closes her eyes as she perfectly slides her tongue back and forth, lapping her tongue over Orton's large ballsack, while Cameron bounces on his cock.

Randy keeps a brisk pace of thrusting his cock into Cameron's pussy, making it desirably challenging for Naomi to keep licking his ballsack.

Cameron licks her lips and moves her hands over her own round chest as she rocks back and forth against Randy's cock.

Gradually Randy's cock begins to throb within Cameron's pussy and Naomi can feel it twitching whenever her tongue travels from Randy's balls to the underside of the base of his cock.

Naomi teasingly slides her tongue against the underside of Orton's ballsack feeling him tense and swell.

"Mmmmm..." Randy groans as his cock pulsates heavily within Cameron's soaking wet snatch and he lifts her off of his dick, which Naomi grabs and begins to stroke as she continues to flick her tongue against his nuts.

"Mmmmmm...mmmm...." Naomi moans as she works her hand back and forth along his shaft, while taking his ballsack into her mouth.

"Ahhhh... awww..." Randy groans as Naomi strokes his cock until he begins to cum and with the angle she's holding his cock, Randy's jizz flies upward and when it comes down it splatters on Cameron's stomach.

Cameron laughs and cutely looks at Orton as his warm cum drips down her smooth stomach.

"Mmmm shit..." Randy groans as Naomi continues to stroke his erupting cock until he's spent.

Naomi stands up "Ya'll just got funked, white boy..."

Randy lifts Cameron off of his lap and after placing her on the couch he stands up, "That... was..." Randy pauses as he proceeds to suddenly RKO Naomi as Cameron is standing up. "Lame..." Randy finishes as he gets back up his feet as a stunned Cameron looks at him after he just RKO'ed her dance partner.

Cameron opens her mouth in shock as her eyes widen. Cameron bites down on her bottom lips and innocently raises her hands up. "I don't want any trouble..." Cameron nervously says as she starts to back up.

Randy Orton contemplates for a few moments, "Consider yourself lucky... that you don't have a big... annoying mouth... like her..." Randy says before smirking, "Now... let's see if you can... dance... solo..."

Cameron raises an eyebrow and looks at Randy Orton. "Ummm...what do you mean?"

Randy slyly smirks at Cameron as he approaches her, "You know what I mean..." Randy says as he strokes his cock slightly which doesn't go unnoticed by Cameron.

"You...ummm...want me to dance...for you? Like right now?"

"I'll assume... that she..." Orton motions towards Naomi, "Is the brains... so I'll make this... simple... I fucked you with her... and now... I'm going to fuck you... one on one..." Randy says.

Cameron smiles excitedly "Really?" Cameron asks as she takes a step closer to Randy Orton.

Randy nods his head, "And if I'm not impressed... I'll RKO you... so consider that... an incentive to really... do you best..." Randy says.

Cameron nods her head and lightly licks her lips "Ok...ok..."


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