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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Life On The Straightedge Part 6: Sin-sational Sunday
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Shortly after midnight inside of Melina and John Morrison's hotel room,
Melina, wearing her two-piece black bikini bottoms, has playfully pushed CM
Punk, wearing black swim trunks, onto the large hotel room bed. "Hey." Punk
smirks as Melina climbs on the bed and straddles his waist. John Morrison,
wearing red swim trunk, closes the hotel room door as he watches Melina rock
on Punk's waist as Punk raises his hands to gropes Melina's gorgeous bikini
covered tits.

Melina raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks as she places her hands onto CM
Punk's wrists as he gropes her bikini top covered tits with his hands. Melina
mischievously glances over her shoulder at John Morrison, before noticing one
of his long sleeved silk shirts on the floor. "Hey baby...give me that
shirt..." Melina says before she turns back to look down at CM Punk as he
lays beneath and lightly rocks on his body.

"What? This shirt?" John Morrison asks as he walks over to where his shirt is
on the floor and picks it up. "What for?" Morrison asks as he hands his shirt
to Melina.

"You'll see babe..." Melina wickedly laughs and licks her lips as she sets
the shirt down on the bed next to her and peels CM Punk's hands off of her
bikini top covered tits, pinning them down onto the bed above his head.
Melina narrows her eyes as she seductively glares down at CM Punk as she
takes John Morrison's long sleeved silk shirt and begins to tie it around the
wrists of CM Punk.

"Hey.... what's going on?" CM Punk asks as Melina wraps the sleeves of
Morrison's shirt around his wrists. Melina smirks down slyly at CM Punk as
she tightly fastens the sleeves Morrison's shirt around his wrists before
finishing off by tying the remaining parts of the silk shirt to the bedpost.

Punk raises an eyebrow as he turns his head from side to side to look at his
bound wrists, "What's up with the Basic Instinct stuff?" Punk asks.

Morrison licks his lips, "Melina has something wild in mind..." Morrison asks
as he starts to kneel on the bed.

Melina grits her teeth as she glances back over her shoulder and glares back
at her boyfriend John Morrison. "Johnny! Get me a pair of my panties!" Melina
snaps at him. Morrison raises an eyebrow and he proceeds to get off the bed
after just getting on it. He walks over to where some of Melina's clothes are
piled on a chair and digs through them to find a pair of her black panties
which he brings over to hand to Melina.

Melina nods her head and smirks at John Morrison. "Thanks baby..." Melina
says as she holds the pair of black panties with her right hand before she
lowers her left hand to CM Punk's mouth and forces it open. Melina then
shoves the pair of panties into CM Punk's mouth. "Perfect!" Melina says with
a laugh as she slyly slides off of the bounded CM Punk and crawls
mischievously towards the edge of the bed where John Morrison is standing
after retrieving the pair of panties. "Babe...I want that dick..."

"Sure babe..." Morrison grins as he starts to lower his swim trunks to free
his large, hardening cock.

"MMMM!" Punk moans against Melina's panties as he tries to free his wrists.

Melina slyly glances over her shoulder and smirks back wickedly at CM Punk as
he is forced to watch. "Enjoy the show for now Phil..." Melina wickedly
laughs before she leans forward while on her knees and wraps her left hand
around John Morrison's large cock.

"Mmmm..." Punk groans a reply as he watches as Melina's left hand goes back
and forth along the length of Morrison's huge cock. Morrison tosses his long
hair back as he smirks down at Melina as she mischievously looks up at him.
Melina slyly licks her lips as she locks her incredibly seductive eyes with
John Morrison, smoothly working her left hand up and down his long shaft.
Melina teasingly sways her bikini bottoms covered ass in CM Punk's direction
before she leans her head toward Morrison's cock and flicks her tongue
against the swelled head.

"Ohhh yeah baby... mmmm.." Morrison licks his lips as Melina flicks her
tongue back and forth against the head of his cock. CM Punk has his head
lifted off the pillow as he watches Melina's ass sway from left to right.
Melina closes her eyes as she teasingly and firmly slaps her wet, talented
tongue against the head of John Morrison's cock, while working her left hand
up and down his shaft.

Morrison looks at Punk and grins, "Melina loves to perform in front of a
captive audience..." Morrison laughs a bit as Melina beats his cock with her
tongue while she strokes it with her left hand. Punk manages to turn his
right hand slightly to flip Morrison the bird, but Morrison just ignores it.
Melina slyly circles her wet tongue around the head of Morrison's swelled
cock before she drops her talented tongue and starts working her wet tongue
down his long shaft.

"Ahhhh yeah baby... bathe that dick..." Morrison moans as Melina lifts and
lowers her head as she drags her tongue against the sides of his rock hard
dick. Melina works her tongue back up Morrison's long, rigid shaft, slapping
her tongue against his nicely firm dick before she reaches the top and opens
her highly skilled mouth, taking him immediately inside. Melina wraps her
lips around Morrison's shaft and starts to expertly bob her head to suck on
his cock.

"Mmmmm fuck.... ohhhh yeah..." John Morrison moans as he places his hands on
his gorgeous waist as Melina lifts and drops her head perfectly and
repeatedly on his cock.

"Mmmmm... mmm..." Punk groans against the panties in his mouth as he watches
Melina suck Morrison's dick while his own rock hard cock is pressing against
the material of the swim trunks he's wearing.

"Mmmmm...mmmmm..." Melina seductively moans as she continues to sway her
bikini bottoms covered ass back and forth in CM Punk's direction while she
presses her lusciously full and wet lips tighter around Morrison's shaft as
she brilliantly sucks his cock.

"Ohhhh yeah baby, show Phil how you just worship a big dick..." Morrison
moans as Melina's lips drag against his cock as she bobs her head faster on
his impressive shaft. With her lips tightly clasped around Morrison's
impressively long and thick shaft, the A-List Diva starts to rapidly bob her
head, while pleasurably twisting and turning her head while sucking his cock.

"Mmmmm... mmm..." Punk groans loudly as he raises his hips slightly which
causes his cock to grind against the material of his own swim trunks as he
watches Melina blow Morrison.

Morrison licks his lips as he looks down at his hot Hispanic girlfriend, "Hey
baby... how about you straddle Phil when I fuck your hot cunt..." Morrison

Melina slowly lifts her head from Morrison's shaft, grinding her luscious and
moist lips against his cock before fully lifting her head. "Mmmm...babe I
love it when we are thinking alike..." Melina says with a smirk as she runs
her left hand against his saliva-coated shaft.

"Mmmmm then assume the position baby..." Morrison smirks as he reaches down
to untie the string of Melina's bikini top to peel it from her upper body.
Melina turns around on her knees to face CM Punk as he remains bound and
gagged while Morrison swiftly unties the strings of her bikini bottoms and
peels them away from her gorgeously juicy ass.

Morrison smirks at Punk, "I bet you want to fuck my girl again...." Morrison
says as Melina proceeds to crawl on top of Punk.

Melina grits her teeth and places her hands firmly down onto CM Punk's toned
and tattoo covered chest as she sits straight up, straddling his waist.
"Mmmm...jealous're real jealous of my Johnny right now, aren't
you?" Melina says with a wicked, slightly playful laugh.

"Mmmmm!" Punk replies with a groan but he doesn't nod his head. Morrison
climbs on to the bed to scoot behind Melina. Morrison places his hands on
Melina's waist as she leans forward a bit which makes it easy for Morrison to
push his huge saliva covered cock into her warm, wet and tight pussy.

"Mmmmmmm! Ohhhhh John!" Melina lustfully screams as Morrison's large cock
enters her pussy, causing her to rock forward as she straddles CM Punk's
waist, causing her to grind down against the crotch of CM Punk's black swim
trunks as well.

Mmmmm..." Punk moans as Melina grinds herself on his crotch as Morrison
begins to pump his own cock in and out of Melina's tight pussy. Morrison's
thrusts are firm, but slow which allows Melina to teasingly rock on Punk's
bulging crotch.

"Ohhhhh...mmmmm..." Melina lustfully moans and grits her teeth as she rocks
back smoothly against Morrison's shaft, smacking her juicy ass against his
incredibly muscular waist. Melina lightly rakes her fingernails against
Punk's toned chest as she rocks against his crotch.

"Mmmmm.... mmmm..." CM Punk groans loudly against the panties in his mouth as
Melina drags her nails against his chest while she rocks on his crotch.

"Ahhh yeah baby..." Morrison moans as he slides his hands around Melina's
near perfect body as he drives his cock a bit faster into her cunt.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh!" Melina moans louder as she starts to rock at a quicker
pace against CM Punk's crotch beneath as Morrison firmly pumps his cock into
her from behind.

"Ahhh... mmmm fuck baby... mmmm..." John Morrison licks his lips drive his
large cock deeply into Melina's wet cunt. CM Punk bites down on the panties
as he buck his hips upward to thrust his swollen, swim trunk covered crotch
against Melina.

"Mmmmm...ohhhh baby....he's starting to push back!" Melina moans and wickedly
laughs as she grinds herself back against Morrison's cock deeply thrusting
into her pussy while she feels the crotch of CM Punk rubbing against her wet

"Ahhhh really? Mmmmm then you should drop your ass on him..." Morrison grunts
as he slams his cock into Melina's tight pussy before he pulls out.

Melina raises an eyebrow and smirks "You think so babe?"

"Oh yeah baby... turn around..." Morrison smirks as he scoots backward on his
knees. Melina tosses her perfectly styled dark hair back as she turns around
on CM Punk's waist to now face her gorgeous boyfriend John Morrison with her
back facing CM Punk and her ass down on his waist.

"Mmmmm..." Punk groans as Melina grinds her juicy ass on his swim trunks
covered crotch. Morrison scoots between Melina's legs so that he can guide
his large cock back into Melina's snatch.

"Ohhhhhhh! Mmmmmm fuck Johnny babe!" Melina moans and tilts her head back as
he firmly thrusts his shaft back into her pussy, causing her juicy ass to
grind back against CM Punk's crotch beneath her.

"Ahhhh yeah.... mmmm..." Morrison licks his lips as he drives his cock firmly
in and out of Melina's pussy.

"Mmmmm... mmmm!" Punk groans as his cock starts to throb within his
swimtrunks as Melina's ass grinds on his crotch.

Melina closes her eyes and digs her fingernails into CM Punk's chest as she
reaches behind while rocking sharply against Morrison's cock thrusting into
her pussy. "Ohhhh fuck!"

"Ahhhh... ohhh yeah baby... mmmm fuck..." Morrison moans as he rocks on his
needs as he swiftly thrusts his cock into Melina's tight wet pussy. Punk
bites down again on Melina's panties as she bounces on his throbbing crotch.

Melina grits her teeth tighter and lustfully throws her head back as she
grinds her pussy against Morrison's shaft as he pumps his cock deeply into
her tight snatch. "Ohhhhhh!"

"Mmmmm! Mmmm!" CM Punk moans as he starts to cum inside of his swim trunks as
Melina bounces and grinds herself on his crotch as Morrison pounds her cunt.

Melina licks her lips as she feels the warmth of CM Punk's cum radiating from
his swim trunks as she rocks sharply on his crotch and waist with Morrison
pounding her cunt firmly. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhhh!" Melina screams as she starts to
cum on Morrison's shaft.

"Ahhhh yeah.... mmm fuck.... ahhh..." John Morrison moans as he pumps his now
throbbing cock in and out of Melina's wet pussy as she cums all over his
large cock.

Melina narrows her eyes and seductively glares at Morrison as she rocks
smoothly against his quickly thrusting cock. "Mmmmm yeah baby!"

"Awww.... mmmmm... ahhh..." Morrison groans as he pulls his cock out of
Melina's wet cunt so that he can shoot his warm cum all over her flat toned

"Mmmmm...ohhh just like that baby..." Melina groans as John Morrison's warm
and thick cum splatters, and then drips against her flat stomach.

"Mmmmm fuck baby... mmm..." John Morrison moans as he smacks his cock against
Melina's cum covered stomach.

Melina raises an eyebrow and smirks at John Morrison before glancing over
shoulder at the bound and gagged CM Punk. "What should we do with him, babe?"

Melina raises an eyebrow as she looks at John Morrison with disappointment.
"But what fun would that be Johnny...if I can't tease him?"

Morrison smirks, "Well you could make him beg...." Morrison shrugs.

"MMMMM!" CM Punk yells into the panties that are in his mouth.

Melina narrows her slightly before she wickedly glances back at CM Punk.
"No...that's too easy...."

"Oh you got something in mind baby?" Morrison asks.

"Possibly..." Melina says with a sly smirk.

* * *

The next morning at a gym in Tulsa, Oklahoma, CM Punk is doing some abdominal
crunches with the gym's Ab-Crunch machine. "Ahhh. forty-eight. forty-nine.
fifty.." Punk grunts as he finishes his exercise. Punk gets off the Ab-Crunch
machine. Punk bends down to open his gym bag to get a towel to wipe some
sweat from his face and he sees that his cell phone is vibrating. Punk picks
up his phone and answers it, "Hello?"

"Hey Philster!" Mickie James says with a laugh.

"Hey Mick, what's going on?" Punk asks as he uses the towel to wipe sweat
from his neck.

"Not much...just sitting here chillin' at home finally!" Mickie says with a
laugh. "What are you up to?"

"Just getting a workout in before the autograph signing later..." Punk

"Oh awesome!" Mickie replies before saying. " got next weekend off,

"Yeah I do... why?" Punk asks sounding a little suspicious

"Well...I'm like gonna be having a party at my house and you better be
there!" Mickie James says with a laugh. "My patio that I got put in, in the
back, just finished like last weekend!"

"Oh cool..." CM Punk laughs, "Well I'm sure I can take time out of my off
weekend to fly from Chicago to Virginia to see your new patio..."

"Yeah....I did call you last night to invite you...but SOMEBODY didn't answer
their phone!" Mickie says with a laugh.

"Hey... I was busy last night... you know not all of us just go to sleep
after the show..." Punk replies.

Mickie laughs "Yeah ok...Phil...even though you do normally go to sleep right
after a show..."

"Only after I do something to tire me out..." CM Punk laughs.

"I don't think I even want to know..." Mickie James replies with a cute

"You don't want to know cause you weren't there..." Punk laughs.

" you have me totally curious..." Mickie says.

"But you said you didn't want to know... so you won't get to find out..." CM
Punk laughs.

"Fine!" Mickie playfully laughs over the phone. "Don't tell me...even though
you probably just went to bed..."

"I can promise you I did not just go to bed last night..." Punk smirks.

* * *

Hours later in Oklahoma City, CM Punk and Eve Torres have just finished
posing with the staff at the local Best Buy before the autograph signing
starts. Punk looks at Eve, "So Eve... exactly how excited are you to be in
your first video game..." Punk asks as he and Eve move to sit behind the
table that's set up for them.

Eve Torres smiles as she sits down on the chair behind the autograph table
and CM Punk sits beside her. "Honestly...I never thought I'd be a video game
character ever in my's super cool though!" Eve says with an
adorable, beautiful smile while dressed in a pair of short and nicely fitted
jean shorts and a black t-shirt that nicely clings her to upper body.

Punk, wearing jeans and a black t-shirt, smiles, "So I bet you're excited to
play with yourself... I mean as yourself when the game comes out..." Punk
laughs as he teases Eve.

Eve laughs and playfully pushes CM Punk with her left hand. "Oh quit it!" Eve
says with a fun loving smile.

Punk laughs, "What... I mean I like to play as myself in those games...
although I don't think they quite get my hair right..." Punk says.

Eve raises an eyebrow as she glances at CM Punk with a smile on her face
before she slowly nods her head. " know...they also made your butt
look really huge..." Eve says with a laugh.

"Ohhhhh... so you check out my video game counterpart's butt?" Punk asks

Eve shakes her head. "You're something else..." Eve says with a smirk before
she glances back at CM Punk. "So did you end up going out to eat after the
show last night?" Eve asks.

"Not really... I ended up getting a bit... tied up with some things..." Punk
replies with a smirk.

Eve laughs a bit as she notices CM Punk's sly smirk on his face. "What's with
that smirk?" Eve asks.

"Oh nothing..." CM Punk replies, "Just had some fun last night."

Eve closes her eyes and shakes her head slowly. "Phil...don't say you were
with Maria last night..."

"I can't say that because I wasn't with her," CM Punk replies with a laugh.

Eve raises an eyebrow and turns to face CM Punk. "Who were you with then?"
Eve asks with a slight smile.

"John and Melina..." CM Punk answers.

"What? No way!" Eve Torres laughs

"Yes way... those two can redefine the word kinky with what they do..." Punk

Eve rubs her lips tongue and eagerly leans closer toward CM Punk. "Really?"
Eve asks with a laugh before she turns to face CM Punk as she sits in her
chair. " fill me in..."

"They like to play games... and love to be watched..." Punk says in a low
voice to avoid anyone over hearing them.

"Really?" Eve makes a face and then laughs. "That's a bit weird..."

"Don't believe me? Just hook up with them sometime..." Punk laughs.

Eve shakes her head "I don't think I'd want to..."

"Well... you know I always come up with some fun ideas..." CM Punk grins.

* * *

A few hours later, CM Punk and Eve Torres are at a movie theater's concession
stand getting some popcorn before they head to the theater that's playing
'Jennifer's Body', "So I heard that this movie was supposed to be real
good..." Punk says.

Eve smiles a bit "Yeah...Shad and Jay saw it and they told me it was really
good...or 'fly' as they said it..." Eve says with a cute laugh as she steps
away from the concession stand following CM Punk as he carries a bag of

"Isn't that what they say when they talk about you?" Punk asks with a smile.

Eve shrugs her shoulders and laughs "Yeah...I guess so...anyway....Jay was
bragging about too how his honey was blowing him in the bathroom at the movie
theater...I tell you he's such a horndog!"

CM Punk laughs, "Really? I didn't hear him bragging about that... but that
sounds pretty cool..."

Eve laughs as she walks besides CM Punk "You'd let some girl blow you in the

"Yeah I would... if she was hot..." Punk replies as both he and Eve stop

Eve folds her arms against her chest and raises an eyebrow at CM Punk. "Even
if you didn't know her?" Eve asks as she and Punk stand outside of the
designated theater that will be playing "Jennifer's Body".

"Well I'd prefer if I knew her... but again... if she was hot..." CM Punk

Eve slowly nods her head "Oh...well...say if it was....someone like me?" Eve
asks with a raised eyebrow.

"I'd let you do it on the spot..." CM Punk smirks.

Eve laughs and shakes her head "Oh bullshit..."

"Hey we got some time before the movie starts..." CM Punk says

* * *

Inside of the men's bathroom at the movie theater CM Punk is standing against
the counter of sinks, munching on some popcorn as Eve Torres is kneeling down
on her knees in front of him working on the belt around his jeans.

"Now this is a show..." Punk says jokingly as Eve unbuckles his belt before
she starts to work on undoing the button on his jeans. Eve smiles up at CM
Punk as she unsnaps the button and proceeds to unzip his jeans before she
pushes the jeans down from his toned waist. CM Punk places the bag of popcorn
on the counter as Eve lowers his jeans freeing his hardening cock. Eve
presses her soft and pouty lips together as she places her left hand against
the base of his shaft before moving her hand smoothly up his long shaft.

"Mmmmm...." Punk moans lightly as Eve moves her left hand back and forth
along the length of his cock. Eve's hand travels all the way down the base of
his cock and then all the way back up to the swollen head of his shaft. Eve
leans her head forward as she sits up on her knees and gently drags her soft,
wet tongue around the head of his cock while she smoothly moves her hand up
and down his shaft.

"Ahhhh... mmm..." Punk licks his lips as he watches Eve circle her soft wet
tongue around the large head of his cock while she keeps her hand moving on
his dick.

Eve Torres tenderly flicks her wet tongue against the head of CM Punk's cock,
while she lightly taps her tongue on his piss-slit. "Mmmm...." Eve moans

"Ahhh... mmm yeah..." CM Punk moans as the tip of Eve's tongue presses
against the piss-slit of his cock while she continues to jerk him off. Eve
opens her mouth and lowers her head on the tip of CM Punk's cock, lightly
wrapping her sultry and soft lips around his shaft. Eve places her right hand
onto CM Punk's toned waist as she starts to smoothly bob her head on his

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmm..." CM Punk moans as he places both of his hands flat on
the counter as Eve Torres bobs her head back and forth along the length of
his dick.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmmm...." Eve Torres delicately moans against CM Punk's cock as
she lightly rocks forward on her knees keeping up her smooth, slightly brisk
head bobbing pace. CM Punk looks down at Eve and licks his lips as she turns
her head slightly on his cock as she bobs her head a bit quicker on his long
and thick shaft. Eve tenderly slaps her soft, wet tongue against CM Punk's
shaft as she steadily and smoothly bobs her head back and forth on his cock.
Eve lifts her beautiful, sweet and sultry eyes to lock them with CM Punk as
she perfectly sucks on his cock.

"Ahhhh yeah Eve.... mmm..." CM Punk moans as he licks his lips and watches
Eve as she bobs her head smoothly on his cock. Eve places both of her hands
on the sides of Punk's legs as she gets his cock a bit further into her

"Mmmmm...mmmmm" Eve moans as she forces his long shaft deeper into her hot,
wet mouth as she rapidly moves her head back and forth on his cock.

"Ohhhh shit... mmmm fuck..." CM Punk moans as Eve works on taking his cock
deeper into her mouth while she bobs her head at a brisk pace.

"Ohhhhh...mmmmm..." Eve moans as her lips brush back and forth against his
shaft while she constantly moves her head back and forth on his cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh... awww...." CM Punk moans as Eve presses her lips tightly on
his cock at different points to apply some extra suction as it gradually
starts to throb. Eve smoothly turns her head on CM Punk's shaft, grinding her
pouty lips on it, while she bobs her head rapidly on his gradually throbbing
cock. CM Punk bites his tongue as he brings his right hand to Eve's head as
she twists and turns her head to the left and then to the right as she sucks
and slurps on his throbbing dick.

"Mmmmmmm!" Eve moans as she presses her lips tighter around CM Punk's cock
and starts to slow down her pace, lightly rocking her head back and forth.

"Ahhhh.... mmmm fuck.... ahhh..." CM Punk moans as his cock throbs and
pulsates inside of Eve's mouth. Punk tilts his head back as he starts to cum
inside of Eve's mouth.

"Mmmmmmm!" Eve seductively groans as she tastes CM Punk's warm cum flooding
her mouth as she lightly rocks her head back and forth on his pulsating

"Ahhhh... mmmmm shit.... ahhh..." Punk moans as Eve gently sucks on his cock
as he fills her mouth with his spunk. Eve slowly pulls her head back and
causing his cock to exit her mouth and she sweetly smiles up at him.

Punk picks up the bag of popcorn and smirks, "Want some popcorn to go with
that butter Eve?" Punk asks as he offers the popcorn to Eve.

Eve shakes her head and laughs " could buy me a soda now..."

CM Punk smiles, "Sure... no problem..."


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