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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Lita Loves MNMs
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

At Detroit, Michigan's Joe Louis Arena during the Survivor Series pay-per-
view on November 27, 2005, the Raunchy Rated R Diva Lita is backstage eating
some M&Ms. Lita, wearing jeans and a black half shirt, raises an eyebrow as
the WWE Tag Team Champions MNM, consisting of Johnny Nitro, wearing tight
fitting pants, and Joey Mercury, wearing jeans, return from the ringside area
after being ejected for interfering the Women's Championship match between
Trish Stratus and Melina. "What the hell... we didn't do anything?" Joey

"It's bias bullshit... they don't want Melina beating Trish..." Johnny says
as he shakes his head as both he and Joey don't notice Lita checking them out
as she finishes eating her M&Ms.

Lita raises an eyebrow and smirks as she carelessly tosses the empty bag of
M&Ms down onto the floor before she starts to approach the unsuspecting
Mercury and Nitro. " know what sounds really good right now..."

Nitro and Mercury both look at Lita, "What sounds good?" Nitro asks.

Lita raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks. "Two nice, big sacks of MNMs...."
Lita says with a lick of her teeth.

Mercury smirks, "I think saw a candy machine over there..." Mercury says as
he points towards in the direction of the catering area.

Lita presses her sultry lips together and narrows her eyes slightly. "Candy?
Seriously?" Lita replies with a laugh.

"Hey you're the one who said you're in the mood for a couple of bags of
M&Ms..." Nitro says.

Lita places her hands onto her hips and wickedly smirks. "Damn....Hollywood
does make people stupid..."

"What are you talking about?" Mercury asks.

"I don't want any candy to snack on..." Lita says as she slyly steps closer.
"But I'm definitely craving two pieces of M-N-M..."

"Oh.... why didn't you just say so?" Nitro says with a smirk before he licks
his lips.

Lita shrugs her shoulders and smirks slyly. "Ehhh...I like being a tease,
it's so much more fun..."

"Good thing you're in the mood... cause if Melina loses we wouldn't get any
action tonight..." Mercury smirks.

"Yeah..." Nitro nods his head, "Well if you want some MNM action... better
find a place to get it..." Nitro adds.

Lita raises an eyebrow and licks her lips before she starts to laugh.
"Damn...and who would have thought you Hollywood types would be shy?"

Nitro smirks, "Well you have yet to get on your knees so I'm assuming you're
just a shy little slut..." Nitro replies.

Lita narrows her eyes and glares at Nitro and Mercury. "How dare you say that
about me!" Lita snaps and starts to lower herself down onto her knees. "I am
anything but shy!"

"Oh yeah? Prove it..." Mercury smirks as he and Nitro take off their t-shirts
revealing their gorgeous and muscular upper bodies.

"Mmmmm...definitely hot..." Lita says with a smirk as she sits higher up on
her knees as she raises both of her hands to the belts around the pants of
Nitro and Mercury, and impressively works a single hand against each belt
unbuckling them.

"Mmmm someone has a lot a practice..." Nitro says as Lita unbuckles both his
and Mercury's belt with impressive speed before she jerks them through the
loops of their jeans.

Lita smirks up at Nitro and Mercury with a seductive laugh. "I'll take that
as a compliment..." The raunchy redhead replies before she starts to
skillfully unbutton both of their jeans, once again using a single hand on

Within a few moments, Lita has unbutton and unzipped the jeans of both
Mercury and Nitro and is in the process of pulling them downward revealing
their big, thick and hardening cocks.

Lita raises her left hand and places her hand around Nitro's shaft and puts
her right hand around Mercury's shaft as sinful sexpot starts to work her
hands skillfully against their shafts.

"Mmmmm..." Nitro licks his lips as Lita strokes his cock with her left hand.

"Oh yeah..." Mercury smirks as Lita's right hand goes back and forth on his

Lita tosses her fiery red hair back and hungrily licks her lips as she
watches both shafts becoming longer and harder with her hands traveling back
and forth both cocks.

"Mmmmmm fuck..." Nitro groans as Lita pumps her left hand along the length of
his huge cock while she works her right hand on Mercury's shaft.

"Mmmmm...who's the shy one now?" Lita asks with a smirk as she leans her red
haired head closer and slides her tongue against the head of Mercury's shaft.

"Mmmmm.... not you..." Mercury moans his reply as Lita slides her tongue over
the top of his dick.

Lita slyly narrows her eyes as she slaps the stud of her tongue ring against
the head of Mercury's cock, while she continues to smoothly circle it on the

"Ahhhh yeah..." Mercury moans as Lita traces her tongue over the head of his
shaft. Nitro smirks as Lita continues to stroke his cock.

Lita lifts her head away from Mercury's cock, tossing her fiery red hair back
and licks her lips as she turns to Nitro's cock and slides her wet tongue
against the head of his shaft.

"Awwwww..." Nitro licks his lips as Lita guides her tongue all over the head
of his huge cock.

Lita slyly lifts her eyes and looks up at Nitro before she parts her sinful
lips and takes Nitro's cock into her mouth, as she starts to immediately bob
her head.

"Mmmmmm yeah.." Nitro groans as Lita bobs her fiery red haired head up and
down on his cock. When Lita lets go of his shaft, Mercury goes to kneel
behind Lita and begins to tug her pants down from her waist.

Lita places both of her hands onto Johnny Nitro's gorgeously tanned, muscular
waist as she swiftly bobs her head back and forth on his cock, with her
sinfully hot lips brushing against his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhhh..." Nitro moans as Lita bobs her head briskly on his cock. After
pulling off Lita's pants and her black thong, Mercury guides his rock hard
cock into her hot wet pussy, causing Lita to move forward on her knees.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Lita seductively groans around Nitro's cock as she eagerly
bobs her head at a quicker pace, taking him deeper into her mouth as Mercury
starts to steadily thrust into her wet, raunchy pussy from behind.

"Awwww damn..." Mercury groans as he grabs Lita's hips as he pumps his cock
in and out of the redhead's hot wet twat. Nitro places a hand on Lita's head
as she drops her head further down on his cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmm...mmmmm" Lita moans around Nitro's cock as she easily
lifts and lowers her head at a quick pace, forcing him deeper into her slutty
mouth, while her nicely juicy ass smacks against Mercury's waist as she bucks
her hips to push against his thrusting shaft.

"Mmmmmm ahhh..." Nitro moans as Lita crams his entire cock inside of her own
mouth. Mercury licks his lips as Lita eagerly rocks back against him as he
hammers her pussy with firm and deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Gahhhhhh! Gahhhhh!" Lita moans and eagerly forces
herself to gag on Nitro's cock as she repeatedly drops her head down at a
quick rate, forcing the head of his cock against the very back of her skilled

"Ahhhhhh fuck yeah... mmmm..." Mercury moans as plows his entire cock into
Lita's snatch.

"Mmmmmm yeah choke on it!" Nitro groans as Lita gags and slobbers on his
massive tool.

Lita lightly digs her fingernails into Nitro's tanned, gorgeously muscular
waist as she repeatedly drops her head down, forcing the head of his cock
against the very back of her wet mouth, causing her to choke and slobber
heavily on his shaft.

"Mmmmmmm ahhhhh yeah!" Nitro groans as Lita holds her head down on his cock
while Mercury continues to deeply fuck her from behind.

Lita closes her eyes as she sharply slaps her pierced tongue against the
bottom side of Nitro's shaft as her head remains down, almost entirely, on
his cock.

"Mmmmmm ahhh damn.... mmmm..." Mercury groans as he slams his cock a few more
times into Lita's snatch before he pulls out. Nitro smirks as Lita keeps her
head down on cock for a few more moments before he pulls his meaty tool out
from her mouth.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck..." Lita moans and tilts her head back as she gasps
for air after eagerly choking on the impressive cock of Johnny Nitro.

"Too big for you?" Nitro asks with a smirk as he leans down and proceeds to
pull off Lita's low-cut black top.

"Fuck's just right!" Lita says with a lick of her teeth.

"Good..." Nitro says as Lita lifts her arms to let him take her top off,
revealing her large juicy tits. Nitro lays on the ground in front of the
raunchy redhead so that Lita can quickly move on top of him.

"Mmmmmm...I hope you can handle know I've had tons of experience at
being Rated R...." Lita says with a smirk as she places her hands down onto
Nitro's muscular, tanned chest and sharply drives herself down onto his cock.

"Mmmmm.... fuck Rated R... I like Triple X action..." Nitro smirks as Lita
begins to rock back and forth on his cock. As Lita builds momentum while
riding Nitro, Mercury moves close to her again and this time guides his large
cock between Lita's ass cheeks and into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmm...fuck..." Lita groans and glances over her shoulder as she feels
Mercury's cock starting to pump into her asshole, causing her to bounce and
rock on Nitro's cock at a quicker pace. " don't you forget...
mmmm...I still have to suck that
dick...ahhhhh..." Lita moans.

"Mmmmmm trust me I'm not going to forget..." Mercury replies with a grunt as
he firmly thrusts his cock deeper into Lita's asshole. Nitro grabs Lita's
large swaying tits as she rocks sharply on his massive tool.

"Mmmmmm...yeah...fuckin' show me how it's done in Hollywood...." Lita groans
as she expertly rocks and grinds her raunchy body between Nitro and Mercury.

"Mmmmmm ahhhhh..." Johnny Nitro groans as he squeezes Lita's tits as he
starts to thrust his cock up into her pussy. Joey Mercury grabs Lita's hips
as he drives his shaft all the way into her ass.

"Mmmmmmmm...yeah...fuck me like the dirty....ahhhhh slut I am!" Lita moans
and grits her teeth as she sharply rocks between them.

"Awwwww yeah... mmmmm ahhh..." Joey Mercury groans as he plows his fat dick
all the way into Lita's asshole. Nitro continues to grope and squeeze Lita's
tits as she rocks and bounces on his upward thrusting shaft.

"Ohhhhh...mmmmm fuck! Ohhhhhh fuck!" Lita yells loudly as she grinds her
pussy down on Nitro's shaft, while bucking her hips and pushing firmly back
against Mercury's cock in her ass.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmmm fuck..." Nitro moans as Lita grinds her cunt on his cock
while Mercury keeps slamming his cock into her ass.

"Ohhhhh yeah...mmmmm tell me how...ahhhhh fuckin' dirty I am!" Lita groans.

"Mmmmmm you're a trashy whore..." Mercury groans as he pulls his cock out of
Lita's ass. As Mercury stands up, Lita practically jumps off of Nitro to turn
around to face Mercury while again getting on her knees.

Lita raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks up at Joey Mercury as she places her
hands onto his tanned, toned waist. "Don't think I forgot..." Lita says
before she leans her head in and slyly moves her tongue around the head of
his cock, easily teasing the Hollywood A-Lister.

"Mmmmm.... fuck..." Mercury moans as Lita teasingly moves her tongue over the
head of his cock. Johnny Nitro gets to his knees and positions himself behind
Lita and the gorgeous stud spreads Lita's ass cheeks and shoves his all the
way into her ass, causing the former Women's Champion to jolt forward.

"Mmmmmmmmmm fuck!" Lita groans as she takes Mercury's cock into her mouth as
Nitro starts to pump into her sultry ass from behind. "Mmmmmmm...mmmm..."
Lita moans as she starts to briskly bob her head.

"Awwwww mmmm..." Nitro groans as he holds Lita's ass cheeks apart as he
briskly pumps his cock in and out of her asshole. Mercury grabs two handfuls
of Lita's fiery red hair as he starts to thrust his cock forward into her

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmm!" Lita moans and closes her eyes as she bobs her
head perfectly on Mercury's cock, moving against his thrusts into her mouth,
while rocking on her knees as Nitro swiftly fucks her from behind.

"Awwww mmmm yeah...." Mercury moans as he fucks Lita's mouth with brisk
thrusts as he pushes his cock deeply between her lips. Nitro digs his fingers
into Lita's ass as he shoves every inch of his extremely large cock into her

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Gahhhhhh! Gahhhhhhhh!" Lita moans and seductively gags
around Mercury's cock as the head of his cock smacks against her stunning,
slutty mouth.

"Ohhhh shit... mmmmm..." Nitro grunts as he continues to deeply fuck Lita's
ass with firm and deep thrusts while Mercury fucks Lita's saliva dripping

Lita sharply rocks back on her knees with her juicy, tanned and sultry ass
loudly smacking back against Nitro's muscular waist as she firmly drives back
against his cock, while she does not miss a beat as she expertly deeply sucks
on Mercury's cock.

"Awwwww shit... mmmmm..." Mercury moans as Lita sucks and slurps on his cock
while Nitro hammers her ass.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" Lita moans and slyly looks up at Mercury before she turns her
head and grinds her lips on his shaft before she rapidly moves her head,
taking him impressively deep with his ballsack against her chin.

"Awwwww fuck... mmmmm ahhhh...' Nitro groans as Lita grinds her ass back
against his waist as he plows her asshole with his shaft. Mercury grits his
teeth as his cock starts to throb heavily inside of Lita's mouth.

Lita lashes the bottom side of Mercury's shaft with her pierced tongue as she
rocks her head back and forth, taking him consistently deep in her mouth

"Ahhhhh son of a bitch..." Joey Mercury moans as he starts to cum inside of
Lita's extremely experienced mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm..." Lita groans as his cum starts to fill her raunchy mouth, which
just encourages to bob her head quicker on his shaft.

"Awwww mmmmm..." Nitro groans as he continues to deeply fuck Lita's ass while
she sucks and slurps on Mercury's cum erupting shaft.

Lita slowly lifts her head off of Mercury's cock with some of his cum
residual on her lips as she smirks slyly up at him, while she rocks back
eagerly on her knees as Nitro rams into her ass.

"Mmmmmm fucking dirty slut..." Nitro groans as Lita rocks back against him,
causing her ass to smack very loudly against his waist.

"Yeah! Fuck that nasty ass!" Lita moans and sharply grinds against his
muscular waist as he rapidly pumps into her.

"Mmmmmm fucking like that big fucking dick?!" Nitro asks with a grunt as he
shows off incredible stamina by keeping a swift pace as he pumps his cock
into Lita's ass.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah...mmmm I'm so fucking nasty!" Lita moans and grits her teeth
as sweat drips off of her body as he repeatedly plows into her from behind.

Nitro pulls out of Lita's ass suddenly and slams his cock back into her
soaking wet pussy.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck!" Lita moans loudly and sharply jolts forward on her
knees as Nitro grips her hips and plows his cock deeply into her wet, sinful

"Ohhhh yeah... .mmmmmm awwww...." Nitro groans as he tosses his sweat
dampened hair back as he hammers Lita's twat with his huge cock.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...ohhhhh fuck..." Lita moans and grits her teeth as she
rocks back and forth while on her knees at a quick pace, with her slutty
pussy tightening around his shaft.

"Mmmmm yeah... awwww fuck yeah..." Nitro groans as his cock starts to throb
inside of Lita's tightening cunt.

"Ohhhhhh fuck... mmmmmm!" Lita moans and sharply rocks back on her knees to
smack her juicy ass against his waist, with sweat dripping off of her
incredible body.

"Mmmmmm shit.... awwwww yeah..." Johnny Nitro licks his lips and pulls his
throbbing cock out of Lita's soaking wet pussy. As Lita turns around to face
him, Nitro strokes his cock with his right hand.

Lita raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks up at John Nitro as he strokes his
shaft. "Mmmmm...I love it in my mouth...not in my hands..." Lita says with a

"Open wide then..." Nitro groans and as soon as Lita opens her mouth as wide
as possible, the Hollywood A-Lister begins to cum, spraying his load into
Lita's mouth.

"Mmmmmmm..." Lita happily groans and closes her eyes as she tastes Nitro's
cum spraying into her mouth, which she greedily swallows.

"Mmmmmm... yeah... you love it hot and sticky..." Nitro smirks as he finishes

Lita nods her head and smirks. "Mmmmm...hmmm..." Lita replies as she licks
her lips, collecting some of his cum as well as Mercury's cum.

"Hey Johnny... we better split... Melina's match with Trish has to be over by
now..." Mercury says.

"Yeah... if she won... she'll be looking to get fucked..." Nitro nods his and

Lita raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks. "And if she lost...I suggest you
come and find me..." Lita says before she licks her teeth. "I'll probably be
in the locker room blowing Edge...don't worry about bothering us..."


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