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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Magically Delicious
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

During the March 1, 2010 broadcast of Monday Night RAW at the Ford Center in
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, comedy legends Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong, the
evening's Guest Hosts, are in their office with several members of the RAW
Roster. As a tripped out Chong is tossing some 'Hornswoggle Branded Lucky
Charms' into his mouth, an equally tripped out Cheech is rocking and doing a
vocal rendition of the theme of Monday Night RAW. Cheech then suddenly stops
and points to his right, "Ahhh right take it away Chavito!" Cheech says to
Chavo Guerrero, who is wearing black slacks, a poncho, a temporary mustache
and a large sombrero.

Chavo sighs, "I know you guys are guests hosts and everything... but I just
don't feel comfortable wearing all this stuff..." Chavo says before adding,
"It's... it's ridiculous! I mean... look at this mustache!" Chavo says as he
points at the mustache he's wearing over his real mustache.

Chong raises an eyebrow and Cheech makes a face before saying, "FORGET YOU!"
Cheech says before he motions to his left, "Gonna go over here to my Mexican
amigos PRIMO AND CARLITO!" Cheech says before digging out some 'Lucky Charms'
from a cereal box. Carlito and Primo both have the same temporary mustaches
like the one Chavo is wearing, and red knit-caps but Carlito is wearing a
baggy flannel shirt and jeans while Primo is wearing a button shirt and

"Whoa...we're Puerto Rican!" Primo says before looking at his older brother
and then back at Cheech, "And we can't stand each other!"

Carlito closes his eyes and rubs his forehead, "This... this is not cool..."
Carlito says while shaking his head.

Cheech again makes a face, "FORGET YOU TOO!" Cheech says before looking back
to his right at Katie Lea Burchill who is sitting next to Chavo. "Mama
Cita... how about you?" Cheech asks.

Katie Lea, wearing a black and purple top that shows off her cleavage,
matching fingerless gloves that reach up to her elbows and tight fitting
black pants in addition to the same fake mustache everyone else is wearing,
glares at Cheech and snaps, "I'm bloody British!"

Chong laughs a bit as Cheech gives Katie Lea a thumbs-up and replies,

Yoshi Tatsu, who is standing at the other side of the office, wearing his own
fake mustache and he says, "Kono kimyo na... watashi wa koko kara de te
iru..." before he shaking his head and walking out of Cheech and Chong's

"Grouch-ee-to-re-oh!" Cheech says as Chong chuckles as he tosses some 'Lucky
Charms' into his own mouth. Cheech takes a handful of 'Lucky Charms' and
before he eats them says, "Hey you guys wanna know how Lost ends?" Cheech
asks and the Colons, Chavo and Katie Lea all get an interested look on their
face, "We just finished filming the final episode... and this..." Cheech is
cut off when there is a knock on the door. "COME IN!"

Everyone looks towards the door as it opens and a caged chicken enters the
room who then 'speaks' with a strangely familiar Italian accent "Excuse me
genetlemans... but the Divas pillow fight match is coming up soon..."

Cheech and Chong both look at each other and at the same time say, "Far out
man..." before laughing. Cheech and Chong stand up from the couches they are
sitting on.

"Hey... don't eat all the 'Charms' man..." Chong says to the Colons, Chavo
and Katie Lea before he and Cheech slowly walk out of their office. Once they
are gone, Katie Lea rips the fake mustache off of her face and throws it
across the room.

"That has to be an act... they can't serious be that stoned off of Lucky
Charms..." Chavo says as he picks up one of the boxes of cereal that has
Hornswoggle's picture on it.

"I don't know... I just don't know..." Carlito says as he picks up a box and
looks into it as Katie Lea and Primo do the same.

"Hornswoggle's picture is on the box... who knows where these came from...."
Primo says.

Katie Lea, rolls her eyes and sighs, "Oh this is just bloody ridiculous..."
Katie Lea says as she narrows her wicked eyes and shakes her dark haired
head. "It's just some child cereal....nothing special about it..." Katie Lea
says as she reaches over toward the cereal box. "Typical Americans to always
believe everything...." Katie Lea replies in her snobby English accent as she
takes a handful of the Lucky Charms cereal and pops the cereal into her

"Are you sure that's a good idea?" Chavo asks as he looks at Katie Lea as she
chews the cereal and then swallows it.

Katie Lea glances at Chavo Guerrero and smirks "And why wouldn't it be, my
love?" Katie Lea asks after licking her lips. "Mmmmm...those are quite
delicious..." Katie Lea says in her seductive accented voice before she
suddenly pauses and her eyes widen to a dazed and spaced out appearance.

Carlito raises an eyebrow, "Hey you alright?" Carlito asks.

Primo looks into the box of cereal he's holding and takes a handful of the
Lucky Charms and pops it into his mouth. After swallowing the cereal, Primo's
eyes go wide and he stumbles slightly, "Dude...." Primo says.

Katie Lea Burchill slyly glances at Primo and lustfully licks her lips.
"They're bloody delicious, aren't they my love?" Katie Lea says in a highly
relaxed state of mind before looks at Chavo Guerrero and Carlito. "Well don't
be shy.....have some! It's quiet enjoyable..."

Chavo makes a face before he slowly takes a handful of cereal and eats it,
and Carlito does the same. Both of their eyes ago wide and they get into the
same spaced out state of mind that Primo and Katie Lea are in. "Man... these
are fucking great..."

Chavo says. "Real cool...." Carlito nods his head.

Katie Lea grits her teeth as she looks at Chavo Guerrero as he holds onto the
box of cereal. "I want some more love...if you would be so kind to hand over
the box..." Katie Lea says as she craves for the more the sugary, magical
Lucky Charms cereal.

"Sure..." Chavo nods his head and he takes another handful of cereal before
he hands the box to Katie Lea.

"Dude... she's looking real hot..." Primo says to his older brother.

"Real hot..." Carlito replies as he has some more of the Hornswoggle branded
Lucky Charms.

Katie Lea Burchill leans her head back as she takes another handful of the
magical Lucky Charms cereal into her mouth and swallows it, before she looks
around the room, noticing Chavo, Carlito and Primo are all staring at her.
"Well what the bloody hell are you staring at?"

"You..." Chavo replies as he licks his lips as Primo and Carlito nod their
heads as they keep looking at the ravishingly gorgeous British Diva.

Katie Lea slyly smirks and looks at Carlito, Primo and Chavo with her dazed,
but seductively wicked eyes as she tosses the box of Lucky Charms cereal
aside and takes step toward the three RAW Superstars. "Well...where I come
from, when you look at me like that, it means you want to fuck the bloody
hell out of me, and boys, there's nothing I love more than a good fucking..."

"Same here baby..." Primo says as he eagerly licks his lips as he starts to
step towards Katie Lea. as he starts to unbutton his shirt.

Katie Lea smirks slyly at Primo "My aren't we mighty eager...." Katie Lea
says as she lifts her tight fitting purple top to expose her large and juicy,
wickedly rounded tits.

"Oh yeah..." Primo removes his shirt, revealing his toned upper body before
he starts to undo slacks. Meanwhile, Carlito and Chavo start to undress as
well as Katie Lea keeps her attention on Primo. Katie Lea licks her sultry
lips as she slides down onto her knees in from of Primo as he unbuttons his
slacks and lowers them down from his waist, while Katie Lea eagerly awaits
his cock. Primo pushes down his slacks freeing his hardening cock and steps
out of them while at the same time kicking off his shoes. The dark haired
vixen eagerly grabs Primo's stiff shaft with her right hand and begins to
stroke it. Katie Lea narrows her dazed and seductively wicked eyes up at
Primo as she swiftly moves her right hand up and down along his shaft, while
she spits some saliva onto his cock and massages the saliva against his shaft
while stroking him.

"Ahhhh yea..." Primo moans as Katie Lea pumps her right hand up and down on
his cock as she spreads her saliva over it.

"Man this is gonna be cool..." Carlito says as he finishes taking off his
clothes and Chavo nods his head in agreement. Katie Lea parts her sultry and
wicked lips before she lowers her dark haired head on Primo's cock, wrapping
her lips smoothly around his nicely thick shaft and begins to steadily bob
her head, smoothly sucking on his shaft as she twirls her sinister tongue
against his shaft, treacherously teasing him.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Primo moans as Katie Lea sucks on his cock while sliding her
tongue around it. Chavo licks his lips as he walks over behind Katie Lea and
kneels on the ground so that he can slide down her tight fitting black pants
from her hips.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...." Katie Lea lustfully moans around Primo's cock as she
smoothly and swiftly moves her head to suck on his cock. Katie Lea raises her
left hand and motions for Carlito to come closer, while Chavo Guerrero
removes her tight fitting blacks and exposes her wickedly rounded, perfectly
curved, and sinisterly juicy ass.

"Hey you got two hands..." Carlito says as he steps over to Katie Lea which
allows her to wrap her left hand around his cock. Chavo spreads Katie's ass
cheeks apart and starts to grind his hard Mexican cock against her ass crack.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm....mmmmmmm" Katie Lea groans around Primo's cock as she lifts
and lowers her head at a sinfully smooth pace, tracing her wet tongue around
his rock hard shaft. Katie Lea lifts her wickedly, dazed eyes as she glances
up at Carlito, while she moves her left hand up and down his hardening cock.

"Mmmmm fuck yea..." Primo moans as Katie Lea sucks and slurps on his stiff
cock. Carlito places his hands on his waist as Katie Lea pumps her left hand
on his cock while Chavo grinds himself against her ass. Katie Lea lifts her
head off of Primo's saliva coated cock and places her right hand back firmly
around his cock and begins to stroke his shaft once again before she turns
her head to Carlito's cock and eagerly guides his long shaft into her wet

"Mmmm now that's cool..." Carlito moans as the British Vixen starts to bob
her head eagerly on his long hard cock. Chavo slides his cock down Katie's
ass crack and pushes it into her tight wet snatch.

"MMMMMMMMMMMM!" Katie Lea roughly groans around Carlito's cock as she feels
Chavo's cock entering her tight and wet, sinful pussy from behind. Katie Lea
removes her left hand from Carlito's cock and places it onto his waist as she
starts to smoothly move her head, sucking on his cock and stroking Primo's
cock with her right hand as she rocks back on her knees against Chavo's cock
inside of her pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Chavo Guerrero moans as he grabs hold of Katie Lea's hips as
he thrusts his cock in and out of her pussy.

"Mmmm..." Primo licks his lips as Katie Lea strokes his cock with her right
hand while she sucks and slurps on Carlito's dick.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Katie Lea moans as she lifts and lowers her head on
Carlito's cock, brushing her lips back and forth on his shaft as she
seductively devours his cock with her talented and wicked mouth. Katie Lea
sultry ass smacks sharply against Chavo's waist as she forces herself back
against his cock inside of her pussy as he firmly thrusts forward.

"Yeah... awww yeah... suck it..." Carlito moans as Katie Lea takes his cock
deep into her mouth while Chavo continues to fuck her from behind with swift
and deep thrusts. Katie Lea turns her head wickedly on Carlito's cock,
grinding her pouty lips on his shaft as she smoothly lowers her head
completely down on his cock. Katie Lea slyly lowers her right hand and rubs
her hand against Primo's ballsack as she rocks back o her knees against
Chavo Guerrero's continually thrusting shaft.

"Ahhh ahhhh... ahhh..." Chavo grunts as he rams his cock into Katie Lea's
pussy. Carlito tilts his head back as Katie Lea deep throats his cock.

"Ahhh shit..." Primo moans as Katie Lea rubs his large ball sack with her
right hand.

Katie Lea lifts her head off of Carlito's cock and licks her lips, as his
shaft drips with saliva "Ohhhhhh yeah! Ohhhhh bloody fuck!" Katie Lea moans
as she rocks back and forth on her knees with Chavo Guerrero thrusting his
cock into her pussy, while her hands sinisterly slide against Primo and
Carlito's hard cocks.

"Awwww shit... mmm fuck..." Chavo groans as he slams his cock into Katie
Lea's pussy a few more times before he pulls out of her.

Katie Lea removes her hands from Carlito and Primo's cocks and slyly licks
her lips, glancing back at Chavo Guerrero "Mmmm...that was bloody good, my

Carlito lays down on the floor, "Get on top..." Carlito says to Katie Lea
just when she turns her head to look at him and Primo again.

Katie Lea presses her sinful lips together and raises an eyebrow "Aren't we a
bit bossy..." Katie Lea responds with a wicked laugh as she moves over to
Carlito and easily mounts herself onto his rock hard cock, taking him deeply
into her wet pussy.

"Ahhh that's cause I'm cool..." Carlito groans as Katie Lea begins to rock on
his cock as he starts to thrust it upward into her pussy. Primo moves behind
Katie Lea after Chavo stands up and the younger brother of Carlito pushes his
saliva covered dick into her tight asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmm....Ohhhhh bloody hell! Ohhhhhhh yesssss!" Katie Lea Burchill
loudly moans and grits her teeth as she begins to rock on Carlito's cock as
she rides his shaft inside of her pussy, in order to push back against
Primo's cock inside of her sinisterly hot ass.

"Ohhhh man... mmm..." Primo groans as he pumps his cock in and out of Katie
Lea's asshole as she pushes back against him while she rides Carlito. Chavo
moves in front of Katie Lea and just as she lifts her head up and opens her
mouth, he pushes his cock past her lips.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Katie Lea wickedly groans around Chavo's cock as she begins to
immediately rock her head back and forth on his shaft, smoothly sucking him,
while she grinds her sinfully hot body between Primo and Carlito as the two
Colon brothers pump their cocks into her pussy and ass.

"Mmmm..." Chavo moans as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of Katie
Lea's mouth as she bobs her head on his dick. Carlito and Primo speed up the
pace of their thrusts as they drive their big hard cocks into Katie's pussy
and asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Katie Lea hungrily moans around Chavo's cock as
she raises her left hand and places her hand around Chavo's shaft, while
placing her right hand down on Carlito's cock as she bounces sharply on his
cock. Katie Lea rapidly moves her head back and forth along Chavo's Hispanic
cock while she grinds back and down on Primo and Carlito's steadily thrusting

"Ahhhh ohhh fuck...." Carlito moans as he swiftly thrusts his cock up into
Katie Lea's cunt.

"Ahhh ohhh damn... mmmm..." Primo grunts as he pounds Katie's ass with deep
thrusts as her ass cheeks smack repeatedly against his waist.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Ahhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmm!" Katie Lea moans as she swiftly moves her
head on Chavo's cock, slapping her wicked tongue around his shaft while she
rocks back on Carlito's cock, firmly pushing back against Primo's cock in her
ass, as sweat starts to coat her deviously hot body.

"Ohhh fuck... mmm..." Chavo Guerrero moans as Katie Lea slurps on his
Hispanic cock as he pumps it in and out of her mouth while the two Colon
brothers fuck her.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Katie Lea moans as she tiwst her left hand against
Chavo's shaft, lightly grazing her fingernails as she swiftly moves her head,
sucking him with ease. Katie Lea narrows her sugary induced dazed, but
seductive eyes as she continues to grind her sinfully hot body between Primo
and Carlito, rapidly working against their thrusting cocks.

"Ahhh awww..." Primo grunts as he pulls his cock out of Katie Lea's tight
asshole before she lifts her head up off of Chavo's cock.

"Oh yeah..." Chavo grins as he pulls Katie off of Chavo and lifts her up in
order to lower her onto his cock. Carlito soon gets up from the floor and
stands behind the British Vixen in order to push his cock into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm....ohhhhhhh this is such naughty fun..." Katie Lea groans as
she begins to bounce on Chavo Guerrero's cock inside of her pussy, while
Carlito starts to hammer his cock into her tight asshole from behind, as he
and Chavo sandwich fuck her as they both stand.

"Ohhhh man... mmm..." Carlito moans as he thrusts his cock in and out of
Katie's asshole as she rocks and bounces between him and Chavo. Chavo helps
Katie Lea wrap her legs around his waist as he swiftly thrusts his dick into
her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah...mmmm fuck that naughty ass....mmmm fuck that
naughty pussy!" Katie Lea moans as she places her hands onto Chavo's arms and
lightly rakes her fingernails as she bounces and rocks on his cock, while
Carlito easily pumps his long shaft swiftly into her sinisterly juicy ass.

"Ahhhh awww fuck!" Chavo moans as he drives his cock deep into Katie's cunt
as he and Carlito continue to double-team her. Carlito has his hands
underneath Katie's legs as he pounds her wicked ass.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh yessss! Ohhhhhh bloody hell!" Katie Lea moans and leans
her head back as she sharply grinds down on both of their cocks while Chavo
and Carlito pump deeply into her pussy and ass.

"Oh man this is hot..." Primo smirks as he strokes his cock while he watches
Katie Lea bounce between Carlito and Chavo as they continue to fuck her

"Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Katie Lea moans and digs her fingernails Chavo
Guerrero's arms as her pussy tightens around his cock and she begins to cum.

"Ahhh... awww fuck...." Chavo groans as he begins to cum inside of Katie
Lea's pussy.

"Mmmm ahhh... ahhh!" Carlito grunts as his cock starts to erupt inside of
Katie Lea's asshole. Katie Lea lustfully glances over at Primo and sees him
stroking his cock, while she remains bouncing on Carlito and Chavo's cocks,
gradually their thrusts slowing down after cumming her ass and pussy.

"Mmmm..." Primo moans as he strokes his cock and watches Chavo and Carlito
pull out of Katie Lea and lower her to the floor.

Katie Lea licks her lips as she sits on her knees and hungrily looks at
Primo's cock. "You bloody better well have something for me..."

"Ohhh yeah..." Primo nods his head as Katie Lea scoots closer to him while he
strokes his throbbing cock.

Katie Lea wraps her pouty and sultry lips around Primo's throbbing cock and
begins to wickedly bob her head, smoothly sucking on his pulsating shaft.
"Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm!" Katie Lea moans.

"Ahhhh... awwww..." Primo groans as he starts to shoot his warm, thick cum
into Katie Lea's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Katie Lea moans as she turns her head, twisting her lips
against his shaft as his warm and thick cum flows into her wickedly hot
mouth. Katie Lea gently bobs her head back and forth, deeply sucking on his
cock as his cum sprays to the back of her mouth.

"Ahhh... awwww... awww ahhh..." Primo moans loudly as Katie Lea sucks on his
cock until he's shot every drop of his jizz into her mouth.

Katie Lea Burchill slowly lifts her head from Primo's cock and seductively
licks her lips as she glances up at him, before glancing over at Chavo
Guerrero and Carlito as well. "Mmmmmmm...I'd have to say that was rather
magically delicious..."


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