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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Maxine Gets A Lil' Horny
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Backstage at Bridgeport, Connecticut's Harbor Yard Arena following the taping
of the November 2, 2010 episode of NXT, Hornswoggle, WWE's resident the
mischievous leprechaun, is in leaving the catering area after helping himself
to the large wedding cake for Goldust and Aksana's wedding. Dressed in a
green t-shirt and dark green pants, Hornswoggle uses his hands to wipe the
cake icing off of his face as he roams around the backstage area. He passes
by an open door for one of the unused locker rooms and hears someone inside.
Hornswoggle peeks inside and sees the just eliminated Maxine, wearing a short
black skirt, black top, and a black, shiny, short-length scarf. Remembering
how mean Maxine was to him during most of her time on NXT and her making out
with him earlier, Hornswoggle walks into room and looks up at her, "HA!"
Hornswoggle laughs.

Maxine turns her head and narrows her eyes as she glances down at the short
standing Hornswoggle. "Oh shut up you little bastard!" Maxine snaps as she
turns back away from Hornswoggle and raises her hands to her head and fixes
her gorgeous dark hair, pushing some strands out of her eyes.

Hornswoggle grins, "Ahhhh ahhh ahhhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he points up
at Maxine in a way that Maxine interprets as Hornswoggle saying 'He told her

Maxine grits her teeth and turns back around to face Hornswoggle. "Listen
here you little piece of shit!" Maxine yells before she crouches down
slightly to get to Hornswoggle's level. "If you don't level right now...I
have no problem kicking your little ass!" Maxine says as she presses her lips
together and raises her hands up before she lightly pushes him with her
hands. "I am in no mood...."

Hornswoggle raises an eyebrow after Maxine pushed him and then realizes that
Maxine is still crouched down, "Ahhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he reaches up
to grab the sides of Maxine's head, pulls her down a bit and plants a kiss
right on her lips.

"MMMMMMMM!" Maxine yells against Hornswoggle's lips as he kisses. The bully
of NXT season 3, raises her hands up and tries to push Hornswoggle away from
her, however, with his arms around her neck it is difficult for her to break

"Mmmmm!" Hornswoggle laughs a bit as he breaks the kiss with Maxine.
Hornswoggle turns and using all of his strength pulls Maxine all the way down
to the ground and he quickly gets on top of her.

"What the hell are you doing!?" Maxine yells as she lays back on the locker
room floor trying to get Hornswoggle off of being on top of her.

"Ahhh ahhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts in reply as he starts to tug and pull on
Maxine's back top, ripping it to expose her juicy round tits.

Maxine opens her mouth in shock and narrows her eyes as she waves her hands
in the air, trying to smack Hornswoggle's small, chubby hands away from
groping her stunning tits. "Get away! Get away you little shit!"

"Ahhhh ahhhhh ahhh!" Hornswoggle replies as he manages to grab Maxine's tits
and he lowers his head down to start lapping his tongue against them.

"What are you doing you little freak!" Maxine yells and then pauses, licking
her lips as she feels his tongue slide against her left nipple. "Mmmmmm...."
Maxine groans softly.

"Mmmmm..." Hornswoggle moans as he squeezes Maxine's right tit with his right
hand while he slaps his tongue across Maxine's left nipple.

"Mmmmmmm....shit....mmmmmm..." Maxine moans and licks her lips as she places
her left hand onto Hornswoggle's head and affectionately pats his head as he
works his tongue against her left nipple, but he turns his head to the right.
"Mmmmm...such a good boy..." Maxine groans as her attitude toward Hornswoggle
has seemingly changed.

"Ahhhh haha..." Hornswoggle grunts as he starts to lap his tongue against
Maxine's right tit while he rubs her left tit with his left hand.

"Ohhhhhh..mmmmm...ohhhh like those big tits, don't you little
shit?" Maxine asks with a smirk as she moves her left hand to the back of
Hornswoggle's head.

"Mmmmmm!" Hornswoggle moans as he swirls his tongue around Maxine's right
nipple while he starts to grind his lower body against her and Maxine can
feel Hornswoggle's rather large crotch against her body.

"'re a horny little bastard, aren't you?" Maxine asks with a smirk
as she feels his hardened cock beneath his pants against her body.

"Ahhh ahhh!" Hornswoggle lifts his head up from Maxine's tits and sits up on
top of her. Hornswoggle then starts to lower his green pants, freeing his
very thick cock.

Maxine licks her lips and lifts her wickedly seductive eyes as she looks up
at the eager Hornswoggle. "Do you want me to suck that dick, you little
shit?" Maxine asks with a sly smirk. as she presses her sultry lips together.
Hornswoggle grins as he gets his pants off his legs. He scoots forward on top
of Maxine and pulls her head up so that he can push his cock against her lips
Maxine slyly looks up at Hornswoggle as she slides her tongue out of her
mouth and teasingly moves her tongue against the head of Hornswoggle's cock,
working her tongue across the surface.

"Mmmm... Hornswoggle moans as he pushes his cock forward so that his shaft
slides against Maxine's tongue and into her mouth. Maxine seductively glances
up at Hornswoggle as she presses her lips around his shaft, lifting her head
off of the floor and begins to bob her head forward on his shaft.

"Ahhhh mmmm!" Hornswoggle grunts and moans as Maxine bobs her head on his
cock while he rocks on top of her to thrust his cock in and out her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm... mmmmm..." Maxine moans as she smoothly bobs her head back and
forth on Hornswoggle's cock, slapping her tongue teasingly against his shaft.

"Ahhhh haha!" Hornswoggle laughs as the bully of NXT Season Three slaps her
tongue against his cock as she continues to suck on it. Maxine begins to bob
her head at a quicker pace as her lips brush back and forth against his
shaft, taking him deeper into her stunning mouth. Hornswoggle leans forward
and places his hands on the floor just above Maxine's head so that he can
push his entire cock deep into Maxine's mouth, making it a lot easier for
Maxine to take all of it past her lips.

"Mmmmmmmm..." Maxine moans around Hornswoggle's cock as she turns her head
slightly on his cock, bobbing her head deeply on his cock.

"Ahhhh ahhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he thrusts his cock deep into Maxine's
eager mouth. Maxine taps her wet tongue against the bottom side of
Hornswoggle's cock as she increasingly moves her head back and forth on his
shaft, pressing her lips tighter. Hornswoggle smirks mischievously as he now
moves backward on Maxine and after a bit of time, his cock pops out of
Maxine's mouth.

Maxine raises an eyebrow and licks her lips as she looks at Hornswoggle. "Did
you like that, you little shit?"

Hornswoggle smirks at Maxine as he scoots downward on her body. When he
reaches her legs, Hornswoggle grabs Maxine's black skirt and yanks it down
her legs. Maxine sits up slightly from the floor, propping herself up with
her elbows as she proceeds to spread her legs apart to show off her smoothly
shaved, moist pussy to Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle kneels between Maxine's
spread legs, grabs her hips and proceeds to firmly push his thick hard cock
into her tight wet cunt.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah..." Maxine groans and licks her lips as she lightly
hooks her stunningly smooth legs around his small waist as he begins to pump
his shaft into her wet snatch.

"Ahhhhh ahhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he pumps his cock in and out of
Maxine's pussy as she rocks against him.

"You like that you little bastard?" Maxine asks with a smirk as she pushes
back against his thrusting cock, feeling his shaft eagerly thrust in and out
of her pussy.

"Ahhhhhh!" Hornswoggle groans as he thrusts his cock harder into Maxine's
pussy, causing the just eliminated NXT Rookie to lift her ass a bit off the

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh like that you little shit? Huh!?" Maxine moans as
she pushes against his rapidly thrusting cock. Hornswoggle firmly hold onto
Maxine's hips with his tiny chubby hands as he slams his cock harder into
Maxine's twat.

"Ohhhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah!" Maxine moans and licks her lips as she slyly
looks at Hornswoggle while she firmly begins to push against his cock,
causing him to rock back on his knees.

"Ahhhh ahhhhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he keeps thrusting forward into
Maxine, however Maxine pushes even firmer against him, pushing Hornswoggle
onto his back so that she can get on top of him. Maxine wickedly smirks and
glares down at Hornswoggle as she leans forward and places her hands onto the
floor. With Hornswoggle pinned down as Maxine is mount on top of his small
body, she begins to roughly rock forward on his shaft.

"Ahhhhh ahhhh!" Hornswoggle groans as he grabs Maxine's hips as Maxine rocks
roughly on his large thick cock.

"You like that you little shit!?" Maxine yells as she grinds her pussy down
sharply on his cock, moving wickedly on his shaft. "Is that too much for

"Ahhhhh ahhh!" Hornswoggle grits his teeth as he thrusts his cock up into
Maxine's cunt just as she starts to bounce roughly on his cock.

"Ohhhhhh is something wrong, little baby!?" Maxine wickedly taunts as she
bounces firmly on Hornswoggle's cock with a laugh as she clearly enjoys being
on top and dominating the individual she has had issues with on NXT.
Hornswoggle doesn't reply as he pumps his cock up into Maxine's cunt as she
bounces up and down on his dick.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhh fuck!" Maxine yells and moans as she sharply drops down on
his cock, grinding her pussy down on Hornswoggle's cock. Hornswoggle reaches
up and grabs Maxine's swaying tits with his small chubby hands as Maxine
lustfully rides his upward thrusting cock.

" you want me to stop, you little shit?" Maxine asks with a smirk
as she continues to sharply rock back and forth on Hornswoggle's cock as she
roughly works over him with her pussy.

"Ahhhhh!" Hornswoggle shakes his head and he gropes Maxine's big tits with
his tiny hands as Maxine's alternates between bouncing and rocking on his
thick shaft. Maxine presses her lips together and narrows her eyes as she
grinds her pussy down on his cock, purposely tightening her pussy around his

"Ahhh mmmmm!" Hornswoggle groans as his meaty cock starts to throb inside of
Maxine's tight wet snatch.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm you like that, you little shit?" Maxine asks and licks her
lips as she sharply moves back and forth on his cock.

"Ahhhhh ahhhhhh!" Hornswoggle grunts as he now begins to cum inside of
Maxine's pussy.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...mmmm you cum deep in me..." Maxine groans as she
places her hands down on his small chest as she grinds her body, feeling his
cum spraying into her pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Hornswoggle grunts as Maxine switches to lightly rocking on
his cock as he fills her with his cum. Maxine lifts her right hand from his
chest and slides her hand through slightly sweat dampened, smooth, dark hair
as she licks her lips and eases herself off of Hornswoggle.

"Ahhhh ahhhhh ahhhh..." Hornswoggle grunts at Maxine as he rolls to his side
to grab his pants to put them on.

Maxine turns her head and looks at Hornswoggle with a slightly affectionate
smirk on her face as she watches Hornswoggle pull his small pants up to his
waist. Maxine, remaining down on her knees and at Hornswoggle level, motions
him to approach with her left index finger. "Come little man..."

Hornswoggle looks at Maxine suspiciously before he gets to his feet and steps
over to the former NXT Rookie.

Maxine smiles and places her left hand on top of Hornswoggle's head, sweetly
and gently patting his head. "Did you have fun, my little man?"

"Ahhh..." Hornswoggle nods his head as he continues to look suspiciously at

Maxine nods her head and smiles. "You did have fun?" Maxine asks as she locks
her eyes with Hornswoggle and lovingly moves her left hand against the top of
his hair covered head.

"Ahhh yeah..." Hornswoggle grunts as he nods his head again.

Maxine suddenly narrows her eyes and grabs hold of Hornswoggle's little beard
with her right hand as she yanks his head down. "Listen to me you little
shit!" Maxine says gritting her teeth. "If you tell anyone...and I mean
anyone about this...I will hunt you down and beat the hell out of you!"

"Ahhhh!" Hornswoggle yells as Maxine yanks on his beard. In response,
Hornswoggle firmly kicks Maxine, getting her to let go so that he can turn
around and run.

"You little shit!" Maxine yells and grits her teeth as she stands up from the

"Hahahaha!" Hornswoggle laughs as he runs out of the room. Maxine starts to
chase him without giving any thoughts about not being completely dressed.

As soon as she gets out into the hallway, Maxine almost runs into WWE Hall of
Famer 'The American Dream' Dusty Rhodes, "Woo baby girl... ya'll might want
to get some clothes on, if you will..." Dusty says.

Maxine eyes widen as she looks directly at Dusty Rhodes before glances down
at her completely nude body as realization comes full force. "Oh my god!"
Maxine yells as she covers herself with her hands. "You little shit! You'll
for pay for this!" Maxine yells down the hallway in the direction Hornswoggle
had run in.


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