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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Most Stratusfying Player
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following their victory with Mark Henry over the team of Beth Phoenix, Chris Jericho and The Big Show during the September 14, 2009 broadcast of Monday Night RAW, Special Guest Host Trish Stratus, wearing a white half top that shows off her cleavage and toned stomach, black pants and brown boots, and Montel Vontavious Porter, dressed in a red variation of his trademark attire, are in Trish's office located in the backstage area of Toronto's Air Canada Centre. "Now that is what I'm talking about, you, me and the big man made one hell of a team out there..." MVP says with his usual self-assured styled as he makes a basketball shooting motion with his hand, "Cause we were ballin' like it was nobody's business..."

Trish presses her luscious lips together and places her hands onto her gorgeously toned and curved hips. "You know... I wasn't really planning on having a match tonight..." Trish says with a laugh.

"Oh yeah? Well it's a good thing you still got the moves for when it Beth laid the challenge down..." MVP replies.

Trish smirks a bit and looks at the Ballin' hunk. "You really think I'd back down from a challenge?"

"Oh hell no, just saying you ain't all rusty and you're able to step it up and ball with the best of 'em..." MVP answers.

Trish nods her brunette haired head, far different than the blond hair she sported during her full-time WWE days. "Of course I can still ball with the best of them... Just like dishing out some guaranteed Stratusfaction!"

MVP smirks, "So that would make you the MSP... Most Stratusfying Player...."

Trish thinks for a moment and then nods her head "Yeah... I guess that would!" Trish says before she laughs "You know... I like the sound of that."

"Now you know, it's a shame you don't drop by the WWE more often to show off them MSP skills of yours..." MVP says with a grin.

Trish bites down on her bottom lip and casually glances over MVP, not making the action too noticeable. "Now what do you mean by that?"

"That you can kick some serious butt on a regular basis..." MVP says before pausing and then asking, "What did you think I meant?"

"Oh...just what a lot of the guys mean when they talk about Stratusfaction..."

MVP smirks a bit, "Hey, if you want to play around on the sidelines and in the locker room, I'm all for that too..."

"That sounds like something you want.." Trish says with a playful smile.

The former United States and Tag Team Champion smirks, "Hey I'm MVP, those aren't just my initials, but also what I am, so yeah I'm always wanting to see how the hottest girls get their groove on..."

Trish licks her lips "Well in that case... Why don't we play ball?"

MVP nods his head, "Hey if you wanna ball... then game on..." MVP says as he proceeds the unzip his wrestling attire in order to open and slip his arms out from the sleeves. As he pushes it downward, MVP allows Trish to get an excellent look at his well toned athletic upper body.

Trish smiles and takes a step closer to MVP as she starts to lift her white top, exposing her nicely rounded, tanned and juicy tits.

"Damn..." MVP says while licking his lips as he checks out how large, firm and round Trish's tits before he pushes his wrestling attire down from his waist. The one-time highest paid athlete in SmackDown history smirks as Trish's mouth hangs open once his large, thick black cock is uncovered.

"You really are the MVP..." Trish says with a smile before she sinks down onto her knees in front of him and places her right hand onto his cock.

"Got that right..." MVP replies with a grin as Trish begins to smoothly stroke his hardening black shaft.

Trish looks up at MVP as she moves her hand back and forth on his cock before she lowers her head and starts to move her Stratusfying tongue around the head of his cock.

"Ahhhh..." MVP moans as Trish gives him a deceiving innocent look as she flicks her tongue over the head of his stiff tool while she works the shaft with her right hand.

"You like that?" Trish asks after taking a brief pause before she resumes working her tongue over the head of his cock.

"Ahhh yeah..." MVP moans and nods his head as Trish teases the head of his cock with her soft wet tongue while she lightly grinds the palm of her right hand against his shaft.

Trish seductively looks up at MVP before she parts her luscious and pouty lips to take him into her mouth, wrapping her lips around his thick cock and begins to bob her head.

"Ohhhhh shit..." MVP groans as Trish Stratus bobs her head at a slow and sensual pace, letting her pouty lips drag against his shaft with each subtle movement she makes with her once blond-haired head.

"Mmmm...mmmmm" Trish moans as her pouty lips work back and forth on MVP's cock, while she maintains the smooth and slow, sensual pace. Trish removes her right hand from his shaft and places both of her hands onto his nicely muscular and toned waist.

"Ahhhh fuck... mmmm..." MVP moans as Trish Stratus keeps a smooth and steady pace of bobbing her head on his stiff meaty black cock.

Trish gradually begins to bob her head deeper on his cock as she takes more of his inches into her mouth, but keeps her slow, smooth and sensual pace in order to perfectly tease MVP.

"Ahhhh ohhhh shit... ahhh..." MVP groans as Trish Stratus has well over half of his cock within her teasing and Stratusfying mouth.

Trish looks up with her beautiful eyes as she continues her incredible, one of a kind, cock-sucking ability.

"Mmmmm damn... you know your way around a big black dick..." MVP moans causing Trish to smirk around his cock after hearing his compliment.

Trish begins to now gradually bob her head at a quicker pace, with her lips running along the sides of his cock and more of his cock inside of her mouth at moments at a time.

"Ahhhhhh shit... awww..." MVP groans as Trish Stratus rocks her head back and forth at a brisk pace on his cock. Every so often Trish turns her head to the left and to the right in order to let MVP's cock press against the inside of her cheeks.

"Mmmmm...mmmm" Trish lustfully moans around his cock as she continues the steady pace of sucking his cock, with her saliva dripping down.

"Ahhhh shit.... awwww damn..." MVP moans and he places a hand on Trish's brown haired head as she slobbers slightly on his cock as she continues to suck on it.

Trish presses her lips tightly around MVP's cock and her lips sensually grind with every bobbing motion of her head on his cock.

"MMmmmm shit... awwww fuck..." MVP groans as Trish continues to show off her incredible cock sucking talents.

Trish begins to gradually unwrap her lips from around MVP's cock and pulls her head back slowly with her lips dragging. A seductive and soothing popping sound occurs when the head of his cock leaves her mouth.

"Damn..." MVP licks his lips as Trish Stratus takes a moment to admire her own handy work as her saliva drips off of MVP's cock.

Trish raises an eyebrow and looks up at MVP with a smile "So how was that little dose of Stratusfaction for you?"

"It's a good way to start the game..." MVP answers with a grin as Trish takes a moment to remove her brown boots from her feet before standing up in order to lower her black pants.

Trish playfully lowers her black pants, swaying her stunning hips from side to side, inching her pants down exposing her white panties, before lowering the pants down her stunning and smooth, tanned legs.

MVP wraps one hand around his saliva covered cock and lightly strokes it as he watches as Trish takes her time lowering her pants down to her feet before stepping out of them.

"You ready for some more Stratusfaction, babe?" Trish asks as she starts to lower her white panties.

"Mmmm yeah you know I am..." MVP replies with a moan and a nod of his head as he continues to stroke his cock as he watches while Trish again take her time lowering her panties.

Trish smirks as she teasingly slides her white panties down her gorgeous legs to give MVP a full look at her perfectly shaved and moist snatch.

"God damn..." MVP groans as he keeps stroking his black cock as Trish expertly poses herself to let him check out her body that graced the cover of several magazines in her career.

Trish licks her lips and places her hands onto her toned and curved hips "So... Lets play ball" Trish teasingly taunts.

MVP nods his head and lets go of his cock before he starts to approach Trish who steps back towards the large couch. After Trish sits down and spreads her legs, MVP steps between them and guides his cock down into Trish's pussy as she leans back against the back rest.

"Mmmm shit.." Trish moans as she feels MVP's cock enter before beginning to pump into her, causing her to move on the couch.

"Mmmmm yeah... ahhhh..." MVP groans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Trish's pussy while he grabs her legs and helps Trish wrap them around his waist.

"Ohhhh...ohhhh yeah..." Trish moans as she places her hands onto his arms as she moves with his thrusts.

MVP licks his lips as he keeps his hands on Trish's thighs as he thrusts his cock repeatedly into her pussy, which causes her large juicy round tits to bounce while she is leaning back on the couch.

"Mmmm...ohhhh...mmm yeah ball it deep!" Trish moans as she starts to grind on his cock.

"Ahhhh I always take it deep into the hole..." MVP groans as he thrusts his cock harder into Trish's snatch.

"Mmmm... Ohhhh shit..." Trish moans as she moves her body against him, pushing against his thrusting cock.

"Ahhhh fuck... awwww...." MVP grunts as he moves his hands from Trish's thighs to her waist so that he can pull her against him as he slams his black dick into Trish's twat.

"Mmmmm... Ohhhh yeah... Mmmm ballin' baby!" Trish moans as she feels his cock slamming into her.

"Ahhhhh awww fuck... ahhhh..." MVP moans as he repeatedly rams his cock balls deep into Trish's snatch as her legs start to slip slightly from his waist.

"Mmmm ohhhh fuck!" Trish moans and starts to arch her back as he slams his cock deeply into her snatch as if he were making a slam dunk through a basketball hoop.

"Ahhhh awwww shit... mmmm..." MVP groans as Trish lets go of his arms and starts to lightly pull on her on own hair while he pounds her pussy with his big black dick.

"Mmmmm ohhhhh fuck!" Trish moans as sweat starts to drip from her gorgeous body.

Keeping a firm hold of Trish's hips, MVP pulls her with him a she turns gradually until he is sitting on the couch with the legendary Diva mounted on his cock. After spreading his legs while making sure his feet are firmly planted on the floor, MVP resumes thrusting his black dick up into Trish's twat while she places her hands behind herself on his knees.

"Mmmmm ohhhh...ohhhh shit" Trish moans and tilts her head back as she bounces at a swift pace on his cock, feeling him ram up into her pussy.

"Ahhhhh awwww fuck..." MVP groans as he repeatedly thrusts his cock up into Trish's snatch while feeling her firmly grip his knees while she bounces lustfully on his thrusting dick.

"Mmmmm...ohhhh just like that..." Trish moans as she grinds down on his cock.

"Ahhhhh fuck... mmmm..." MVP moans as Trish grinds her tight wet pussy down on his upward thrusting cock while she brings her right hand forward to place on his shoulder so that she can turn herself slightly so that she's riding his cock at an angle.

"Mmmmmmm...." Trish moans as she moves her gorgeous body with ease, grinding and rocking smoothly.

"Ahhhh shit... mmmm take that ball deep...." MVP groans as Trish grips his shoulder with her right hand while squeezing his left knee with her left hand as she bounces repeatedly on his dick.

"Mmmmm I'm free-throwing baby!" Trish moans as she bounces up and down at a quicker pace.

MVP slows his own thrusts down, which allows Trish to better control her own pace and movements.

"Mmmmm yeah baby..." Trish moves as she locks her eyes with him.

"Mmmmm fuck.... ahhh..." MVP moans as Trish Stratus rocks and bounces on his stiff black cock.

"Mmmmm...ohhhh fuck.." Trish moans as she firmly drops down on his cock.

MVP licks his lips as Trish grinds her snatch sharply down on his cock before he lifts her off. After Trish slips from his hands and moves to the floor to get on all fours, MVP moves off the couch, kneels behind Trish and rams his cock balls deep back into her wet twat.

"Mmmm yeah make it a three-pointer!" Trish moans and laughs, pushing back on his cock as he pumps into her.

"AHhhhh fuck... mmmmm..." MVP moans as he grabs hold of Trish's hips and pulls her back towards himself as he thrusts his cock balls deep into her snatch.

"Mmmmm...ohhh shit" Trish moans as she rocks on her knees and pushes back on his cock.

MVP licks his teeth as Trish bucks her hips back as he rams every inch of his black cock into her snatch.

Trish looks back at MVP, tossing her gorgeous brunette hair back as she rocks on her knees and pushes back smoothly.

"Mmmmmm yeah... awwww.... ballin' it deep..." MVP groans as he pounds Trish's tight wet pussy while she expertly grinds herself back against him.

"Mmmmm damn right!" Trish moans as she eagerly pushes back against his cock, with her gorgeous and nicely tanned, toned ass smacking on his waist.

"Ahhhh... ahhhh..." MVP moans as his black cock starts to throb slightly as he repeatedly thrusts it into Trish's cunt.

Trish bites down on her bottom lip and starts to grind back, swaying her hips from side to side.

"Mmmmm fuck awwww..." MVP groans as Trish sways her hips from side to side while rocking back and forth in order to grind her wet pussy against his increasingly throbbing tool.

"Mmmm you like that baby?" Trish asks with a moan as she smoothly continues to push back.

"Ahhhh fuck yeah... awww..." MVP groans as sweat drips down his body while his thrusts have become very erratic.

"Mmmmm..." Trish moans as she feels him deeply ramming into her from behind.

"Ahhhhh ahhh shit..." MVP groans as he thrusts his cock deeply into Trish's snatch a few more times before he pulls out. The former United States and Tag Team Champion begins to stroke his throbbing cock as Trish continues to sway her ass from side to side.

"Mmmm make the shot..." Trish moans and teasingly moves her gorgeous ass from side to side.

"Ahhhh fuck... ahhh..." MVP moans as he begins to cum and he sprays all of his jizz onto Trish's gorgeous sweat coated ass.

Trish looks back and smirks at MVP as the cum drips from stunning ass.

"Mmmm damn..." MVP groans as Trish keeps swaying her ass while he strokes his dick until he's finished cumming on her ass cheeks.

"Now that was ballin'..." Trish says with a smile as she turns on her knees to face him.

"Yeah... and you ball with the best of 'em..." MVP grins.

Trish nods her head and winks. "Told you so..."


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