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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

N.W.O-ver For The 3 Count
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

During the January 24, 2000 episode of Monday Nitro, the three members of 3
Count, Shannon Moore, Shane Helms and Evan Karagias are backstage at the
Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. All three of the hot
cruiserweights are wearing baggy cargo pants. "Norman cheated... that's the
only way he could've beat you," Evan says as he comments on Shannon Moore
losing to Norman Smiley.

"Doesn't matter, we are still got the chicks all hot and wet just by being
out there," Shane grins.

"A win would've made that even better..." Shannon replies, "But maybe a
couple of brunettes will make up for the loss..." Shannon says as two of the
n.W.o's valets, April Hunter and Tylene Buck overhear his comment.

"Yeah... brunettes are great...wouldn't mind finding a few for tonight," Evan
licks his lips.

"Totally, brunettes go crazy when they get to go down for the 3 Count..."
Shane adds as April and Tylene approach the WCW's resident boy band

April Hunter, presses her lips together and raises an eyebrow as she looks at
Shane, Shannon and Evan. "Wait...did I hear that right?" April asks, dressed
in a pair of tight black shorts and a low-cut nWo t-shirt.

"I think you did..." Tylene says with a smirk, dressed in similar fashion.
"Apparently these three don't know real fun..."

Tylene's comment instantly gets the attention of Evan, Shane and Shannon,
"What do you mean?" Evan asks.

"Yeah, we know all about real fun..." Shane adds.

April shakes her head. "No you don't..." April says with a smirk.

Tylene nods her head "Yeah, I mean....everyone knows that brunettes are so boring..."

"Don't tell me... blondes have more fun right?" Shannon asks.

"I know that's not true... I fucked Madusa.." Evan laughs.

"And redheads... come on... don't get me started..." Shane says.

Tylene smirks slyly and licks her lips. "Well you never tried out this

April smirks and nods her head. "And I know you haven't tried out this

"Sounds like you two want to go down for the three count..." Evan says with a

April Hunter raises an eyebrow and smirks. " boys are sure smart..."
April says sarcastically.

Shannon smiles, "Hey I'm way smarter than he is.... cause I like girls with a
big rack..." Shannon says.

Tylene licks her lips and slyly looks at Shannon Moore. "Well April and
I...we got that covered!"

"Why is it all the girls openly flirt with him?" Evan asks.

"Cause he's the 'cute' one..." Shane replies before saying to the two busty
n.W.o valets, "Come on... our locker room is just down the hall..."

April Hunter laughs and glances at Shane Helms. "And I bet you say that you
all the Ty and I thought we were special..."

"You two are special..." Shane says.

"Yeah... you two are the first ones to go down for the 3 Count tonight..."
Evan adds.

* * *

A short time later in 3 Count's locker room, Shannon Moore is sitting on the
locker room couch as Tylene Buck strokes his long thick cock while April
Hunter is on her knees with Shane Helms guiding his cock into her pussy as
April takes Evan's cock into her warm, moist mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." April Hunter moans as she wrap her luscious lips around the
cock of Evan Karagias and starts to swiftly bob her head back and forth on
his shaft, while rocking on her knees against Shane Helms as he pump into her
wet pussy from behind.

"Ahhhh yeah..." Evan groans as he places his hands on April's red-haired head
as she bobs her head on his dick. "Mmmm fuck..." Shane moans as he pumps his
cock smoothly in and out of April's cunt as she rocks back against him.

April lifts her eyes and playfully glances up at Evan as she swiftly bobs her
head, impressively taking his cock deeper into her stunning mouth.

On the couch, Shannon is running his fingers through Tylene's blond haired
head as she sucks and slurps on his cock as she slides her hands against his

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmm..." Tylene Buck lustfully moans as she slides her
hands against Shannon's legs as she bobs her head repeatedly on his cock,
with her lips brushing back and forth on his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhhhh..." Shannon moans as the gorgeous blond haired n.W.o valet
drags her lips against his cock as she continues to bob her head on his dick.

Tylene slyly glances up at Shannon Moore and slaps her wet tongue against the
bottom side of his shaft as she repeatedly takes him deep into her mouth.

Meanwhile, April Hunter is on her back as Evan Karagias thrusts his cock in
and out of her tight snatch while Shane Helms is straddling over her, lightly
thrusting his cock in and out of her mouth. "Ohhh yeah... mmmm..." Shane
moans as he pumps his cock downward into April's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmm....mmmmmm..." April moans as she closes her eyes and
smoothly, steadily bobs her head along Shane's shaft, with her moist,
luscious lips working back and forth against his shaft, while she moves on
the floor against Evan's deep thrusts.

"Ahhh... awww shit..." Evan groans as he thrusts his cock sharply into
April's pussy as she manages to grind against him. Shane leans forward,
planting his hands on the floor as he continues to lightly pump his cock into
April's mouth.

April Hunter raises her hands and places them onto his toned ass as she
forces him forward, while on top of her, taking his cock deeper into her
highly talented mouth.

Back on the couch, Tylene Buck is on her side with Shannon Moore behind her,
thrusting his cock in and out of her cunt as he holds her left leg up.
"Mmmm.... ahhhh..." Shannon moans as he deeply fills Tylene's twat with his

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh like that pussy?" Tylene asks with a
moan as she slides against his thrusts, glancing over her shoulder to look
back at Shannon.

"Mmmmm ohhh yeah..." Shannon groans as he rams his cock briskly into Tylene's
pussy as she moves against him.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah...mmmmm shit..." Tylene moans as she perfectly grinds
back against his thrusting cock.

Shane Helms is laying on the floor with April mounted on his cock and leaning
forward as Evan Karagias pushes his thick cock into her ass. "Ahhhh damn..."
Evan groans as he feels April's ass squeeze his invading cock. Gradually Evan
starts to thrust his shaft in and out of the redhead's tight asshole while
Shane begins to thrust upward into her tight wet twat.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck!" April Hunter moans and grits her teeth as she
places her hands down onto Shane's chest as she rocks forward on his cock,
moving with swiftly with each of Evan's thrusts into her nicely juicy ass.

"Ahhhh fuck yeah... mmmm awww..." Shane groans as the bust redhead bucks her
hips sharply as she rides his upward thrusting cock. Evan grabs hold of
April's hips as he gradually increases the pace and force of his thrusts as
he fucks her ass.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhhh yeah!" April lustfully moans and throws
her red haired head back and arches her back slightly as she rocks on Shane's
cock, bouncing swiftly with Evan Karagias working into her ass.

Meanwhile, Shannon Moore is laying on the floor in front of the couch as
Tylene Buck bounces up and down on his cock as she faces away from him.
Shannon reaches up and around the large chested blond and grabs her juicy
tits with both hands as she rides his shaft.

Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh fuck! Ohhhhhhhh!" Tylene moans as she moves her
hands to place them before her onto Shannon's legs as she eagerly and swiftly
bounces on his cock. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhh yeah..." Tylene moans as she feels his
cock steadily thrusting upward.

"Mmmmm ahhh yeah ahhhh...." Shannon moans as he squeezes Tylene's tits with
his hand as she bounces on his stiff cock. Shane Helms casually walks over
and stands in front of Tylene and as soon as she looks up at him, Shane eases
his cock into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm..." Tylene happily moans as she wraps her luscious lips
around Shane's cock and starts to swiftly bob her head to suck on his shaft,
while rocking on Shannon's cock.

A short distance away, April is leaning forward with her hands on a table as
Evan stands behind her, pumping his cock in and out of her pussy at a brisk

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhh fuck!" April Hunter moans as she sharply rocks forward
on her feet as she moves her hands on the table to where she can give herself
more support as she moves against the table with each of his thrusts.

"Ahhhhh shit... ohh yeah... take that big dick..." Evan groans as he plows
his cock as deeply as possible into April's snatch.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh yeah...mmmm give it to me, Evan...mmmmm ohhhhhhh!" April
moans as her gorgeously juicy, tanned ass smacks back against his waist.

Meanwhile, Tylene Buck is now facing Shannon Moore as he thrusts his cock up
into her snatch while Shane Helms is hammering the blond's round ass with
swift thrusts. "Ohhhh shit.... ahhhhh yeah..." Shane groans as his ballsack
crashes repeatedly against Tylene's ass cheeks.

"Mmmmm...shit...I might have to...ahhhhh go down for you guys more often..."
Tylene says with a moan as she continues to rock on Shannon's cock, feeling
Shane's cock deeply plowing into her ass.

"Mmmm... we're always up for... repeat performances..." Shannon replies with
a groan as he sharply thrusts his cock up into Tylene's snatch as she moves
between himself and Shane who continues to drill Tylene's ass.

Tylene rakes her fingernails against Shannon's nicely tanned and toned chest
as she rocks forward, grinding her pussy down on his shaft.

Meanwhile, April Hunter is on top of Evan, bouncing up and down on his cock
as she remains sitting perfectly upright, giving the leader of 3 Count a
great view of her large juicy tits bouncing and swaying as she rides his
stiff cock.

"Mmmmmmmmmm...ohhhhh fuck...mmmmm how do you like redheads now?" April
asks with moan as she eagerly bounces up and down on his cock.

"Ahhhhh... awww I like... ahhh redheads just fine..." Evan grins as April
continues to bounce on his cock. Shannon Moore soon comes up and pushes April
forward and as she looks back at him, Shannon rams his meaty cock into her
toned and tanned ass.

"Mmmmmmmmm....awwww fuck..."April groans and smirks back at Shannon as she
starts to eagerly buck her hips to push back on his cock, which causes her to
sharply move on Evan's cock.

Tylene is now leaning over the couch's armrest as Shane stands behind her,
pumping his cock in and out of her pussy while he slides his hands from her
hips to her shoulders.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh fuck! Just like that! Just like that!" Tylene moans
loudly as she rocks back against his cock, while jolting forward as he rams
into her.

"Ahhhh yeah... mmmm fuck yeah..." Shane groans as he quickens the pace of his
thrusts as Tylene leans so far over the couch's arm rests that her feet leave
the floor.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhhh!" Tylene moans and licks her lips as her gorgeous ass
smacks back against Shane's waist as she takes his cock deep into her snatch.

Shannon and Evan are both standing with April sandwiched between them as they
drive their cocks into her pussy and ass. "Ahhh mmmm yeah..." Evan groans as
he deeply fucks April's ass as she leans back against him while she grinds
her pussy on Shannon's pistoning shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh...mmmmm fuck! Ohhhhhh!" April moans and closes her eyes
as she sharply bounces between Shannon and Evan, feeling both cocks ramming
into her pussy and ass.

"Mmmmm awww...." Shannon moans as April wraps her legs tightly around his
waist as he quickly thrusts his cock in and out of her pussy. Evan places his
hands underneath April while he drills her ass with firm yet brisk thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm.....shit..." April moans as her pussy starts to tighten around
Shannon's cock as she firmly drops down on his and Evan's cocks.

Meanwhile, Shane Helms is sitting on the couch as Tylene Buck bounces up and
down on his large stiff upward thrusting cock. "Mmmmm ahhh yeah awww fuck..."
Shane groans as Tylene rides his shaft.

Tylene tilts her head back and licks her lips as she rocks back on Shane's
cock as she lowers herself smoothly, but swiftly. "Ohhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah."

"Ohhhh yeah mmmm fuck..." Shane groans as Tylene bucks her hips as she grinds
her hot wet pussy on his cock. Evan positions himself behind Tylene and
penetrates her juicy ass with a firm sudden thrust.

"Mmmmmmmm....ohhhhhhhh fuck!" Tylene moans loudly and grits her teeth as she
feels Evan's cock deeply penetrating her ass, while causing her to sharply
rock forward on Shane's cock.

April is on top of the table and leaning back slightly as Shannon stands
between his legs, rapidly thrusting his cock into her cunt as she keeps her
legs wrapped around his waist.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm ohhhhhhhh!" April moans as her back arches against the
table as she presses her legs tightly around his waist, with her tightening
pussy grinding on his shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhh.... fucking like that?" Shannon groans as he repeatedly pumps his
cock balls deep into the busty redhead's soaking wet cunt.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck...." April groans as she starts to cum on his cock.

Back on the couch, Tylene is on all fours, bobbing her head on Shane's thick
cock while Evan pumps his cock swiftly into her soaking wet pussy from
behind. "Ahhhh yeah mmmm..." Shane moans as he Tylene sucks and slurps on his
shaft as Evan drills her tightening snatch.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Tylene Buck moans as she swiftly moves her head on
Shane's cock, taking him deeper into her mouth, while Evan Karagias briskly
pounds her from behind.

"Ahhhhh... awww yeah... mmmm..." Evan grunts as deeply rams his cock into
Tylene's pussy as she rocks back against him as she starts to cum on his
shaft. Shane grits his teeth as his cock begins to throb slightly within
Tylene's mouth.

Tylene lifts her beautiful and seductive eyes to look up at Shane Helms as
she turns her head on his cock, grinding her lips on his shaft.

Meanwhile, Shannon is leaning against the locker room table as April kneels
in front of him with her large juicy tits sandwiching his throbbing cock.
"Ahhhh fuck... ahhhh..." Shannon groans as April works her tits up and down
on his dick.

April Hunter mischievously looks up at Shannon Moore as he pumps his cock
between her juicy tits. "Mmmmm yeah...cum over those big tits, baby..."

"Awwww... mmmmmm fuck yeah..." Shannon moans as his cock begins to erupt with
warm, thick cum shooting from his piss-slit.

April licks her lips and glances down at Shannon's warm cum drips down her
large, juicy and rounded, tanned tits.

Tylene Buck is on her knees in front of Evan and Shane as the two of them
stroke their throbbing cocks as they watch her grope her large juicy tits.

Tylene eagerly nods her head and smiles up at Evan and Shane. "Mmmm...oh
yeah...fill my mouth boys..."

"Mmmm..." Evan moans as he is the first to cum, shooting his load into
Tylene's now wide open mouth.

"Ahhhh..." Shane moans as he starts to cum moments later, and along with
Evan, he over flows Tylene's mouth with spunk while some of their jizz
splatters on her sweat coated face.

"Mmmmmmmmm...." Tylene moans as she eagerly swallows the load of cum in her
mouth, while some drips from her chin and down to her juicy tits.

Shannon smirks down at April as she slides his cum over her large tits,
"So... you up for an encore performance?"

April smirks up at Shannon. "That depends..."

"On what?" Shannon asks.

"What you think about blond and redheads now..." April says with a lick of
her lips.

"Blonds rock..." Shannon then smirks, "Redheads rock harder..."

April smirks and nods, "Good answer..."


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