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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

New Jersey's Hottest MILF
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

In the ballroom of the hotel where the majority of the WWE's Superstars, Divas and staff have been staying at during WrestleMania weekend, the after party of the biggest event of the year is underway, and Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi is at the bar having a drink as the WWE's new Intercontinental Champion The Miz, dressed in gray pants and a shirt, approaches her, "Hey Snooki... I heard they found you in the boiler room during the main event..." Miz says jokingly.

Snooki turns around to face The Miz, "Oh ya'll want to crack some jokes now?" Snooki says as she holds her drink with a hand, dressed in a short white skirt and a black long-sleeves top.

The Miz grins, "You have to admit it is kinda funny... how the hell did you end up down there anyway?"

Snooki presses her lips and looks up at The Miz, "Well let me just say this if I have run into those two fuckheads again, Swagger and Colter, I'll beat their asses Jersey Shore style!"

"Oh I see..." Miz nods his head in understanding, "Well with that know doing the Mania Pre-show, when we had that bit of miscommunication over the whole MILF thing..."

Snooki nods her head "Yeah..." Snooki replies before she takes a sip of her drink "What about it?"

The Miz smirks a bit, "I'm wondering if what you meant MILF to mean is still open..."

Snooki raises an eyebrow "Whatcha mean? If ya wanted to fuck me or something?"

"You got it..." The Miz nods his head.

Snooki presses her lips together and casually glance over The Miz, "Ya aren't really my type...I like more muscle juicehead Guidos..."

"Really? Really? You're biased against AWESOME WWE Superstars?" The Miz asks as he motions towards himself.

Snooki places her empty hand onto her hip and looks at The Miz with a raised eyebrow "Awesome? Listen... Not tryin' to upset ya or anything, but based on experience pretty boys like ya...well they're all talk and no bang."

"Hey I know how it is... cause I was an MTV darling long before you were..." Miz says with smirk, "And let me tell you, I'm not all talk and no bang..."

"Really? Cause I don't think so..."

"How about I show you..." Miz replies.

Snooki smirks "Show me? And how do ya suppose to do that?"

The Miz licks his lips, "Simple, we go to the bathroom and I fuck your brains out..."

Snooki nods her head "Sounds tempting...but if ya are all talk and no bang, your ass is buyin' me shots the rest of the night!"

"Deal..." The Miz says before saying, "And if prove you wrong, which is my specialty, you and I hook up the next time you come to a WWE show..."

Snooki presses her lips together and nods "Ya gotta deal!"

* * *

A short while later in a bathroom adjacent to the ball room, Snooki is sitting on top of a sink with The Miz leaning down between her legs as he laps his skilled tongue against the Jersey Shore star's wet pussy.

"Mmmmmm...shit..." Snooki moans as she sits on the sink top and pushes against his tongue.

"Mmmmm..." The Miz moans as he places his hands on Snooki's thighs as he guides his tongue up and down against her snatch.

"Mmmmmm....oh yeah...ohhh yeah..." Snooki moans and bites down on her bottom lip as she feels his tongue probing her snatch, giving her a lustful sensation that she has never experienced before to this magnitude.

The new Intercontinental Champion slides his hands against Snooki's thighs as he pushes his tongue into her pussy and begins to dart it in and out.

"Mmmmm...ohhhh fuck, fuck, fuck..." Snooki moans.

"Mmmmm... mmmm..." The Miz moans as he works his tongue in and out of Snooki's cunt, causing her to rock on the bathroom sink.

"Mmmmm damn...mmmm ya fuckhead," Snooki moans and smirks down as The Miz as she pushes against his skilled tongue.

The Miz raises an eyebrow and glances up at Snooki while he swirls his tongue around inside of her twat.

"Mmmmmm.... Ohhhhh shit!" Snooki moans and tilts her head back as she grinds her wet snatch against his tongue.

The Miz keeps working his tongue inside of Snooki's pussy for several more moments before he lifts his head and stands up straight. "Awesome right?" The Miz asks with a sly smirk before he guides his thick cock into Snooki's wet pussy.

"'re good..." Snooki replies with a groan as she feels The Miz's awesomely long and thick cock entering her pussy.

"Ahhhhh awww..." The Miz groans as he places his hands on Snooki's waist as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of her cunt.

Snooki places her hands onto The Miz's arms and hooks her smooth dark tanned legs around his waist as she moves on the sink's countertop with The Miz's thrusts.

"Awwww... ahhhh... mmmm..." The Miz grunts as he thrusts his cock deeply into Snooki's wet twat.

"Mmmm ohhhh yeah, ohhhh yeah...." Snooki moans as her petite and slender body moves back and forth with her now pushing against The Miz's thrusts.

"Ahhhhh mmmm yeah... ahhh..." The Miz moans as he pumps his shaft into Snooki's pussy while he lifts her up off of sink.

Snooki licks her lips and locks her eyes with The Miz as she moves her hands to his shoulders for better leverage as he bounces her on his cock.

"Ahhhh... ahhhh..." The Miz grunts as he holds Snooki up as he rams his cock repeatedly into her.

"Mmmmm ohhhh fuck!" Snooki moans lustfully as her petite body bounces on his cock.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmm fuck..." Miz groans as he thrusts his cock deeply into Snooki's snatch as she bounces in response to his movements.

"Mmmmmm....ohhhhh" Snooki moans as she drops down on The Miz's cock at a swift pace.

The Miz licks his lips Snooki bounces up and down on his pistoning cock before he lifts her off of his dick. Miz stands Snooki up, turns her around and bends her over the sink before guiding his cock back into her cunt.

Snooki bites down on her bottom lip and looks at The Miz through the reflection of the mirror as he stands behind her and pumps his awesome cock into her.

"Ahhhhh yeah.... ahhhh fuck..." The Miz groans as he lays his hands on Snooki's shoulders as he pumps his cock deeply into her pussy while she places her hands on the sink to brace herself.

"Mmmmm ohhhhh shit...ohhhh fuck!" Snooki moans as she moves forward against the sink, with his cock firmly and steadily pounding into her from behind.

"Ahhhh awwww..." The Miz groans as he thrusts his cock deeply into Snooki's twat as she pushes back against him, causing her ass to smack against his waist.

Snooki closes her eyes and tilts her head back slightly as she starts to grind her body while pushing back on The Miz's cock.

"Ahhhhh awww fuck..." The Miz groans as he slides his hands from Snooki's shoulders and places them on her hips as he continues to deeply fuck her from behind.

"Mmmm ohhh yeah mmmmm...Fuck that pussy!" Snooki moans lustfully as she pushes more eagerly against his thrusting cock.

"Awwww fuck... mmmm yeah..." Miz licks his teeth as he plows his cock balls deep into Snooki's pussy.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhhh shit" Snooki moans as sweat lightly drips down her face and her nicely rounded ass smacks firmly against The Miz's toned and tanned waist as he thrusts forward into her.

"AHhhh mmmm fuck... awww yeah..." The Miz groans as he slams his cock deeply into Snooki's cunt.

"Ohhhhh mmmm...ohhhhh..." Snooki moans as she bucks her hips to push back.

The Miz licks his lips as his cock starts to throb as he rams it repeatedly into Snooki's pussy as she grinds back against him.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhh fuck" Snooki moans and tilts her head back as she eagerly grinds against his cock.

The Miz's thrusts gradually become erratic as the throbbing of his cock steadily increases.

"Mmmmm ohhhh yeah....pound that pussy, baby!" Snooki moans, with her breathing heavy.

"Ahhhh... ahhh.... ahhhh..." The Miz groans as he slams his cock deeply into Snooki's pussy as he starts to cum.

Snooki presses her lips together and her body tenses as she feels his warm cum flowing in.

"Mmmmm shit..." The Miz groans as he slows down his thrusts as he fills Snooki's snatch with his cum until he is spent.

Once the Miz pulls out, Snooki moves to stand upright and turns around to face The Miz with a smirk on her sweated damp face.

"So... pretty awesome right?" The Miz asks with a smirk.

Snooki places her hands onto her hips and nods her head. "Yeah pretty fuckin' fact I might just name ya an honorary Guido..."

The Miz smirks, "In that case, how about we get out of here... head up stairs to... fucking celebrate that..."

"That could be arranged" Snooki says with a smirk.


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