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Now... Kristi and Dice present

No Cold Shoulder Bro!
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

The caption read 'Monday Night RAW, April 4, 2011', as the scene fades in revealing the legendary Trish Stratus glaring at John Morrison in the backstage area following their victory over Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero, "Who the hell does he think he is?" Trish says as Zack Ryder approaches her.

"Hey sup Trish, nice win... you and JoMo gonna celebrate it?" Zack asks with a grin, as Trish turns her head to look at him.

"Are you kidding?" Trish asks, "You did see what he did last night at Mania... giving me the cold shoulder after our match? You think I'd want to waste my time with a guy like that?"

"Bro, he really did that?" Zack asks, seemingly unaware of one of the more infamous moments that occurred at the WrestleMania 27.

"Yes he did... bro..." Trish folds her arms, "Who would've thought I'll be thinking I should have listen to Snooki and gone with her choice as a partner... cause she did pick you"

Zack's mouth drops open, "Bro are you serious?"

"Yeah..." Trish nods her head, "But it was suggested that we'd pick..." Trish gestures over at Morrison, "Him."

Zack looks over at Morrison, "Bro... I got this..." Zack says as he steps away from Trish and she watches as the Long Island Superstar walks over to Morrison, grabs him by the shoulder to make him turn around and punches him in the face with enough force that the former Johnny Nitro leaves his feet as he goes crashing to the ground. Trish licks her lips a bit as Zack stands over the wrestler who disrespected her, "Bro you got a problem..." Zack says as Morrison looks up at him, "You got a spot at Mania that could have been mine... and you show up Trish Stratus... are you serious... I should beat your ass up and down the halls bro..."

"Fuck you Ryder..." Morrison says as some WWE officials hurry to push Zack away from Morrison in order to help the fallen wrestler to his feet.

"Your girl did earlier tonight," Zack says, and his comment instantly causing Morrison to look down as his girlfriend Melina is brought up, and he proceeds to turn and meekly walk away. Zack just shakes his head as Trish comes up behind him.

"Wow... a lot of guys have done things for me in the WWE... but I think that may be the first some someone punched someone and said they fucked another guy's girl because of me..." Trish says with a bit of laugh

"Bro, he's a fucking cuckold, everyone knows it, his girl bangs everyone, no one says anything about it too his face," Zack says.

"Mmmm..." Trish presses her lips together, "Bet you wouldn't give me a cold shoulder..." She says with a smirk, "In fact I bet you'd give me something a hell of a lot better..." She adds as she presses a hand against Zack's trunks covered crotch.

"Bro you serious?" Zack asks as Trish gives his crotch a gentle squeeze.

"After what you did... you bet I'm serious... bro..." Trish says with a seductive laugh as the scene blurs from view.

When the scene clears, it reveals a backstage dressing room, with Zack standing against the door while Trish is on her knees in front of him as she slides her hands against his legs as she looks at his cock, "Mmmm you're really packing some serious meat here..." Trish comments before she leans her head forward to rub her soft lips against the head of his cock followed by letting it slip into her mouth. Looking up at him, Trish begins to bob her head on Zack's cock, starting slowly at first as if to savor the flavor of his cock. Zack groans as he looks down at Trish watching her head go up and down on his cock while feeling her tongue up move against the bottom side every so often. When she turns her head, Trish presses her lips tighter around Zack's tool to grind them around his meat stick as she sucks him off at a very Stratusfying tempo.

With the first transition, Trish is shown sitting on the dressing room couch, one leg draped over Zack's shoulder as he laps his tongue against her perfectly shaven pussy, "Ohhh yes... ahhh... ohh yes eat that pussy... mmmm fuck... ooo yeah ohh fuck yeah... oooo..." Trish coos with delight as she moves on the couch, pushing her pussy against Zack's tongue as he places his hands on her hips before he wraps his lips around her cunt entrance and pushes his tongue into her. "Ohhh ahhh ahhh ohhh yes..." Trish's breathing quickens as she feels his tongue moving with her pussy, she tosses her head back out of whorish appreciation as Zack skillfully explores the interior of her pussy. She places one hand on Zack's head and licks her teeth as grinds her cunt against his face as he fuck her twat with his talented oral organ.

The scene then shifts to show Trish on still on the couch, her legs spread as she leans back against the corner with the left armrest meets the backrest while Zack is half kneeling on the couch as he pumps his cock in and out of her tight wet Canadian pussy. "Ohhh.. mmmm fuck... ohhh..." Trish moans as Zack grabs her right leg to make her arch it around his waist while her left leg is partial hanging off the couch as he pumps his into her. Zack licks his teeth as he places his left hand on Trish's left thigh, giving it a slight squeeze each time he pushes his dick deeply into her snatch. "Ohhh... ohhh yes... ohhh ahhh fuck... mmmm yeah..." Trish moans as she places her hands on her tits, cupping them perfectly and playing with her stiff nipples as she looks up at the Long Island native as he increases the pace of his thrusts. The former Tag Team champion grunts noticeably as he takes full advantage of his golden opportunity to fuck the legendary Diva, pumping his cock balls deep into her every time, much to her lustful delights as she manages to hook her left leg around his waist. "Mmmm fuck yeah ohhh fuck yes that's it... ohh yeah... yeah..." Trish moans and gasps as she moves against the corner of the couch while her pussy is hammered.

With the next changeover, Trish is shown on her knees on the couch as she leans forward with both hands on the right armrest while Zack is behind her, plowing his manhood into her while he has his hands on her lower back. "Mmmmm yeah ohhh fuck yeah give it to me... yeah ahh ohhh fuck..." Trish cries out passionately as she pushes back against Zack as he plunges his cock deeply into her wet hole, resulting his hips crashing against her rear end. She tosses her head back as she digs her fingers into the material of couch's armrest, bucking back whorishly against the Superstar who acted on the disrespect she was subjected too a day prior. Zack leans forward as he groans with the effort he's putting into fucking the seven-time former Womens Champion as he places both hands on her shoulder as he relentlessly slams his cock into her from behind. "Mmmmm yeah ohh fuck that pussy... fuck it like you would've if you my partner at Mania last night!" Trish squeals as she perfectly matches Zack's tempo as his cock pistons into and out of her twat.

The scene then cut to show Zack seated on the couch with Trish straddling his lap as she rocks back and forth on his cock while moving her hands against his shoulders, "Ohhhh... ohhh yeah... mmmm I'm not getting fucking cold shoulder from you... just a big ohhh fucking cock..." Trish moans as Zack places his hands on her large tits to play with them as she rides his cock. Trish then leans back slightly and moves her hands to place them on Zack's knees as she starts to bounce up and down on his cock. The legendary Diva licks her lips as she doesn't hold back, lifting and dropping herself rapidly on his cock, her ass smacking down against his ass while he moves his hands to her hips to help keep her lined up perfectly. "Yeah... ohhh yeah fuck... fuck... fuck... fuck..." Trish gasps and groans as sweat coats her yoga-trained body as she slams herself down on his cock while her large tits bounce and jiggle with every movement she makes as she puts forth a 100% Stratusfying effort into riding the Long Island cock of Zack Ryder. Locking eyes with him, Trish clenches her teeth as her pussy begins to tighten around his cock, "Ohhhh yeah ohhh mmmm gonna cum... gonna cum all over that big fucking cock... ooooo not that idiot's... it's your cock I'm gonna cu... mmmmmmm fuck..." Trish hisses through her teeth as she hits her peak when she climaxes on Zack's cock

With the final scene cut, Trish is shown on her knees once again in front of Zack as she eagerly pumps her right hand along the length of his cock, "You're gonna give the load I should've gotten if you were my partner last night at Mania? A big hot sticking load of cum all over my face..." Trish says as she his Zack's groans and increases the speed at which she is jerking him off until he starts to blow his wad, his cock erupting with an impressive amount of spunk that splashes at various points on her face including her cheek, nose and forehead with some bursts landing in her sweat dampened hair. Once Zack is spent, Trish wipe some of the cum from her forehead with fingers from her left hand before it drips into her eyes and sucks them clean.

"Bro that was sick..." Zack says with a gasp as sweat drips down his face

"I certainly have no complaints... bet that idiot would've lasted two-minutes..." Trish laughs before smirking a little bit, "But you know... I wouldn't mind it if... word got out that I'd be real appreciative if guys were rougher on him in their matches..."

"Bro...are you..." Zack begins to ask as if Trish was implying she would put a 'hit' out on John Morrison

"Serious... hmmmm maybe not... but... I wouldn't exactly mind it if he got taken out..." Trish says with a suggestive smirk and a shrug as the scene fades to black.


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