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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

No Need For Caffeine
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Following the first of two NXT television tapings taking place on September
21, 2010 at Bloomington, Illinois's US Cellular Coliseum, CM Punk takes off
the long suit jacket he wore when he did guest commentary, revealing a t-
shirt and his wrestling trunks. "That was entertaining..." CM Punk says as he
tosses the suit jacket into a garbage can as NXT Rookie AJ Lee comes jogging
down the hall behind him. AJ is dressed in a light purple wrestling top and
matching bottoms.

The adorable and spunky, petite AJ suddenly stops in excitement as she spots
CM Punk a short distance away with his back turned to her. AJ's mouth drops
open in awe as she stares at the back of CM Punk. "Oh my god!" AJ says
excitedly before she jogs up behind CM Punk. "Ummmm like hey! You're CM
Punk!" AJ says with excitement, followed by a laugh.

"Yeah... that's me..." CM Punk replies as he turns around to look at the
spunky NXT rookie.

AJ excitedly smiles as she looks at CM Punk, with her hands lowered at her
sides and balled into eager fists. "You like called NXT tonight, didn't

"Yeah I did... and I called it just like how I watched it... with my pants
off..." CM Punk says with a sarcastic laugh.

AJ scrunches her nose up and looks at CM Punk with confusion. "What? I don't
get it..." AJ says before she shakes her head and places her hands excitedly
onto CM Punk's arms. "Anyway! Wasn't like NXT so awesome tonight!?"

"It was.... interesting..." CM Punk replies as he glances down at AJ's hands
after she placed them on his arms.

AJ presses her lips together and looks at CM Punk, keeping her hands onto his
arms, "Interesting?!" AJ says in a perky voice, as she sways her adorable
hips. "No way! It was awesome! so full of energy!"

CM Punk smirks, "Well I would say that you are fully of energy... you bounce
all over the place like a speed ball..."

AJ laughs and removes her hands from CM Punk's arms. "And that is not a bad
thing at all! It's what makes me different than the other Rookie Diva! You
bet your butt it does!"

"Mmmhmmm..." CM Punk nods his head, "So... how much caffeine do you drink to
get that hyper?"

AJ scrunches her nose up cutely. "Caffeine? Heck no! I don't need any of
that!" AJ says with an eager nod of her head. "Nope! None at all! AJ is
completely natural!"

"Really? I'm not so sure..." CM Punk says, "You probably chug like cases of 5
Hour Energy and Red Bull to get all that energy..."

AJ smiles cutely and shakes her head. "Nope! None at all! I don't need any of
that! No added substances for me!"

"I think you'll have to be tested for need to take the
Straightedge Wellness Test..." CM Punk replies.

AJ bites down on her bottom lip and once against adorably scrunches her nose.
"What's that?" AJ asks.

"A test to see if you are naturally hyper and full of energy...." CM Punk

AJ shrugs her shoulders a bit and adorably looks at CM Punk. "I can do that!
I have nothing to hide!"

CM Punk tilts his head a bit and checks out AJ, "It looks like you should
have nothing to hide... but we'll see about that... follow me..." Punk says
as he turns to walk to his locker room.

AJ turns her head a bit and cutely looks at CM Punk while she points at him
with her left index finger. "Follow you? Really?"

"Yeah follow me..." Punk says as he glances back at AJ, "Unless you're full
of caffeine and afraid I'll find out."

* * *

In CM Punk's locker room, Punk is standing in the middle of the room with his
arms folded as AJ enters his locker room and closes the door. AJ presses her
soft and pouty, perky lips together as she cutely approaches CM Punk, walking
with an adorable, slight bounce as she does so.

"So... first step of the S.W.T. is that you have to be naked..." CM Punk says
with a serious look on his bearded face.

AJ raises an eyebrow and looks at CM Punk as she places her hands onto her
petite, but nicely curved waist. "You actually naked!? No

"That's right..." CM Punk nods his head.

AJ slowly nods her head and lowers her head shyly. "Ok...ok..." AJ Lee
replies before she places her hands onto the front of her top and proceeds to
lift it to expose her nicely perky and rounded tits.

"Not bad..." Punk says as he looks at AJ's nicely sized perky round tits that
bounce slightly when she moves. AJ cutely blushes and sweetly looks at CM
Punk before she places her hands onto her waist and begins to push down her
tight and short purple bottoms to expose her nicely shaved and moist pussy,
with her adorable and nicely curved ass.

CM Punk smirks as he watches AJ steps out of her bottoms. The Straightedge
Superstar takes off his t-shirt revealing his tattooed covered chest and
upper body, "Now get over here..." Punk says to AJ. AJ Lee presses her pouty
and perky lips together, eagerly nodding her head as she closes the distance
between herself and CM Punk. "Get on your knees..." Punk smirks as he places
his hands on his waist.

AJ scrunches her nose up and looks at CM Punk with confusion. " is
this going to prove...." AJ begins to say.

"That's for me to know..." CM Punk replies with a smirk on his face. AJ
shrugs her shoulders and cutely looks at CM Punk before the spunky and
energetic Rookie Diva of NXT season three kneels down in front of the
Straightedge Savior.

CM Punk licks his lips and slides down his wrestling trunks from his waist,
freeing his semi-harden cock, "I'm sure you have a clue of what to do
here..." Punk says.

AJ Lee excitedly smiles as she looks up at CM Punk. "You want me to suck
it!?" AJ asks with excitement

"What do you think?" CM Punk asks with a smirk. AJ excitedly nods her head
and smiles before she places her left hand around CM Punk's gradually
hardening shaft and begins to happily move her hand back and forth against
his large cock. AJ rubs her pouty lips together before she lowers her head
and playfully slaps her wet tongue against the thick head of his cock.

"Mmmm..." Punk moans as AJ slaps her tongue against the swollen head of his
cock while Punk steps out of his wrestling trunks. AJ lifts her adorable and
excited eyes to look up at CM Punk as she drags her wet tongue around the
head of CM Punk's cock, while moving her left hand back and forth against his
Straightedge shaft. AJ parts her pouty lips and opens her mouth to take him
perfectly inside of her eager mouth. AJ presses her lips completely around
his shaft and starts to bob her head smoothly on the upper half of his cock.

"Ahhh..." Punk moans as AJ bobs her head steadily on the upper half of his
cock while she pumps her left hand on the lower half.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm..." AJ happily moans as she places her right hand onto his
toned waist as she smoothly bobs her head at a gradually quickening place,
holding his cock steady at the base with her left hand.

"Ahhhh awww..." Punk groans as AJ briskly bobs her head on his cock. Punk
places his left hand on top of AJ's head as he starts to thrust his cock
forward into AJ's mouth.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmm!" AJ moans and closes her eyes as her head smoothly
moves back and forth as his long and thick shaft swiftly pumps in and out of
her mouth, rubbing against her pouty lips.

"Ohhhh fuck yeah.... awww..." Punk moans as he pumps his cock into AJ's mouth
as she sucks and slurps on his straightedge tool.

"Mmmmmm....mmmmmmm...." AJ moans as she holds her moist and pouty lips
loosely around CM Punk's shaft as he holds the back her head while he
increasingly pumps his shaft into her wet and eager mouth.

"Awww...." Punk groans as he continues to fuck AJ Lee's mouth with quick,
intense and deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmmm...gahhhhh...gahhhhh..." AJ moans and slightly gags around CM Punk's
cock as the head of his shaft rapidly and steadily smacks against the back of
her stunning mouth.

"Mmmm you're a hyper active little cock gagger... mmmm guess you pass the
first part of the S.W.T...." Punk moans as he pushes his entire cock past
AJ's lips and holds his shaft deep within her mouth.

"MMMMMMMMMMM!" AJ Lee deeply groans and opens hr adorable eyes to look up
at CM Punk as he forces his cock incredibly deep into the spunky and
energetic NXT Rookie Diva's mouth.

CM Punk smirks down at AJ while he slowly pulls his large, meaty, saliva
covered dick out of her mouth, causing AJ's saliva to spill out of her mouth
in the process. Punk steps over to a near by folding chair and sits down on
it, "Come.... good girl..." Punk says as he changes what he was going to say
mid-sentence as he sees AJ already moving in his direction. AJ Lee smiles
excitedly as she playfully walks over to CM Punk as he sits on the chair,
cutely bouncing as she moves. AJ rubs her lips together as she places her
hands onto his shoulders and eagerly straddles his lap.

"Mmmmm..." Punk moans as AJ Lee lowers her tight wet and warm pussy down onto
his rock hard straightedge cock.

"Mmmmmmm ohhhhhh yeah!" AJ moans happily as she feels his large cock slide
deeply up into her pussy as she starts to smoothly and swiftly bounce on his
cock. CM Punk places his hands on AJ's hips as she bounces up and down on his
cock. AJ presses her lips together and leans her head back as she continues
to smoothly and swiftly rock back and forth on Punk's cock while grinding
down on his shaft and bouncing perfectly.

"Ahhh... mmmm..." Punk groans as he begins to thrust his cock up into AJ's
pussy while her round juicy ass smacks down on his thighs due to her bounces
on his pole.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhhh! AJ Lee moans and licks her lips as she
feels CM Punk's hands move against her gorgeously adorable, curved hips as
she lifts and lowers herself on his shaft. CM Punk licks his lips as he
slides his hands over AJ's hips as he pumps his cock up into AJ's tight wet

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh yeah! MMMMMMM!" AJ moans and smiles excitedly as she
rocks forward on his cock, grinding her pussy down before she starts to
eagerly bounce once again.

"Ahhhh yeah awww..." CM Punk groans as he wraps his tattooed arms around AJ
and stands up from the chair with her still mounted on his cock. AJ wraps her
arms around Punk's neck and legs around his waist before continuing to
smoothly and perfectly bounce on his cock.

"Ohhhhhhh yeah Punk! Mmmmmmm yeah! Ohhhh yeah...this is pure AJ!" The
adorable NXT Rookie Diva moans and closes her eyes as she rapidly bounces up
and down on his cock, with his shaft driving deeply and swiftly upward.

"Ahhhh awww..." Punk grunts as he pumps his cock firmly into AJ's tight wet
snatch as the NXT Rookie lifts and lowers herself on Punk's dick even with
him standing. AJ presses her smooth and gorgeously tanned legs around CM
Punk's toned waist as she continues to swiftly and firmly lower on his cock,
following his firm and deep thrusts into her pussy. CM Punk grits his teeth
as he rams his cock deeply into AJ's cunt even as his straightedge shaft
starts to throb.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmm yeah! Ohhhhhhh!" AJ Lee moans loudly as she feels his cock
rapidly increase with his thrusts, causing her to bounce at a quicker pace.

"Mmmmm awww... ahhhh..." CM Punk grunts as he hammers AJ's snatch with his
throbbing cock as she unwraps her legs from his waist. The Straightedge turns
around, lifts AJ off of his pulsating cock and sits her on the metal folding
chair he was sitting on earlier.

AJ smiles excitedly as she sits up on the chair, licking her lips. "Mmmmm...
Absolutely no caffeine!"

"This is better than caffeine..." Punk groans as he wraps his right hand
around his cock and begins to stroke it rapidly.

" really think so!?" AJ asks with a laugh as she keeps her
adorable eyes locked on CM Punk's cock.

"Ohhh yeah... mmmmm... ahhhh!" CM Punk moans as he starts to cum, spraying
his warm load onto AJ's face as she keeps her eyes open as he shoots.

"Mmmmmmmm....." AJ moans and licks her lips as some of CM Punk's cum lands
into her mouth with the remainder on her face.

"Mmmmm.... ahhh..." Punk moans as he keep stroking his cock as more of his
spunk erupts from his piss slit.

"Mmmmmmmmm....ohhhhhh yeah Punk!"

"Ahhh all right... you past the Straightedge Wellness Test... this time... "
Punk groans after he finishes cumming.

AJ smiles excitedly and claps her hands together. "I did!?"

"Yeah..." Punk says before he smirks, "But I'm warning you now... don't slip
up... cause a S.W.T. can happen at any moment..."

AJ nods her head and smiles. "Ok! I'll make sure I am well prepared!"


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