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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

Non-Standards & Practices
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

During the final hour of the February 7, 2000 broadcast of Monday Night
Nitro, Scott Steiner has just been informed he has been suspended for
violating the TNT broadcasting standards and practices policy with his promo
earlier in the evening where he verbally trashed World Championship Wrestling
and Ric Flair.

"SUSPENDED?! FUCK YOU!" Scott Steiner shouts as he proceeds to pick up and
body slam one of WCW's extremely well-paid but infective security guards in
the backstage hallway of Tulsa, Oklahoma's Convention Center. Steiner, rips
off the sleeveless black Superman t-shirt he was wearing, remaining just in
purple pants.

"Where the fuck is that S&P bitch at!" Steiner shouts as he starts to make
his way to one of the backstage offices and kicks the door open where Miss
Hancock is sitting on a couch with a notepad and pencil, watching Nitro for
anything that violates the high network standards TNT has for its
programming. Miss Hancock is wearing a short black skirt, a black business
suit jacket, white blouse and glasses, with her hair done up in a tight hair-
bun. Miss Hancock casually looks at the very angry and muscular Scott
Steiner, "You got a real problem you fucking cunt if you think you're gonna
suspend me for telling the world the truth out there about Dick Flair and how
this show SUCKS!"

Miss Hancock sets her pen down on her clip board and then proceeds to set the
clip next to her on the couch as she looks up at Scott Steiner, raising an
eyebrow over the rim of her glasses. "May I help you something?" Miss Hancock
asks in a clear, affluent tone.

"You got a hearing problem? Who the fuck do you think you are suspending me!
Big Poppa Pump!" Steiner shouts as he picks up the coffee table that's in
front of the couch and throws it against a wall.

Miss Hancock quickly stands up from the couch and raises her hands up
defensively. "Whoa...whoa...Mr....umm...Steiner..." Miss Hancock says in a
bit nervously. "I am just doing my job...that is all...I am suppose to review
all policy and procedures of the talents and make sure they follow the
guidelines, and if they fail to do so...I report them..." Miss Hancock pauses
and adjusts her glasses with her right hand. "You failed to follow the
standards and practices of WCW and the network, so I reported....your
suspension is on their decision, not mine..."

"Yeah right... you're their little fucking stooge... ya know I've watch your
little stick figured ass... show up as part of the Nitro Slut dancers... then
you show up with those two queers as part of standards and practices..."
Steiner reaches forward and grabs Miss Hancock's left wrist and jerks her
towards himself, "Now just cause those two little fags dumped your stick-
figured ass doesn't not mean you can fuck with a real man! You think I
violated the standards by speaking the truth of this stupid company?! I
haven't event fucking started!" Steiner shouts.

Miss Hancock's beautiful and alluringly seductive eyes widen slightly as she
swallows a bit with nervousness. "Mr. Steiner...I suggest you remove your
hand from me..." Miss Hancock says as Steiner can clearly feeling the tremors
of her wrist against the tight grip of his hand. "I will have to report this
if you fail to stop...."

"Bitch I'm gonna give you something to report!" Steiner says as he starts to
squeeze Miss Hancock's wrist as he forces her to knees, "Take down my pants
like the skinny whore I know you are cause you're gonna learn why you don't
fuck with the big bad booty daddy!"

Miss Hancock opens her mouth in shock as she looks up at Scott Steiner as she
is now on her knees with him tightly holding on to her wrist. "I absolutely
will not do that..." Miss Hancock begins to reply.

"You either do this the hard way... or the really hard way you fucking cunt!"
Steiner shouts as he squeezes Miss Hancock's wrists again.

Miss Hancock pauses for a moment as she looks up at Scott Steiner before she
slowly nods her head. "Ok...I...I'll do it...just let go of my hand...
please..." Miss Hancock says, nervously clearing her throat. Steiner smirks
and he lets go of Miss Hancock's wrist as he keeps his eyes locked on the
long legged standards and practices representative. Miss Hancock presses her
pouty lips together before she sits up on her knees and raises her hands to
waistline of Steiner's pants. As she glances up seductively over the frames
of her glasses, Miss Hancock begins to lower his pants from his muscular

"Hurry it up!" Steiner shouts at Miss Hancock as she brings down his pants,
revealing the nWo member's massive cock.

Miss Hancock removes her hands from his pants after guiding them down his
muscular legs, and letting his pants then rest at his feet. Miss Hancock
lifts her head, coming face to face with Steiner's massive cock. "Whoa..."
Miss Hancock says, briefly staring at his cock before she places her right
hand around his large and thick shaft.

"Like I said bitch I'm gonna give ya something to report about!" Steiner
laughs as Miss Hancock slowly guides her right hand on his cock as she can
not believe Steiner's cock is as big as it is. Miss Hancock licks her lips as
she locks her eyes entirely on Scott Steiner's cock as she gradually starts
to move her hand at a quicker pace on his massive cock, feeling him
immediately harden.

"Little fucking stooge... you're just a slut for big fucking dicks... let me
tell ya, there ain't no one in the fucking WCW that has a bigger fucking dick
than the man with the largest arms in the world!"

" are definitely the biggest..." Miss Hancock says with an
angelic smile as she looks up at Scott Steiner before she leans her head
toward the large head of his shaft and starts to drag her wet tongue on the

"Mmmmm yeah fucking slut..." Scott Steiner groans as Miss Hancock slowly
drags her tongue over the massive head of his cock.

Miss Hancock closes her eyes as she moves her right hand up and down his
massive shaft as she smoothly laps her wet, soft tongue around the large head
of his shaft. "Mmmmmm...." She softly moans.

"Keep them fucking eyes open..." Steiner snaps as he places one of his
powerful hands on Miss Hancock's head while he starts to force his cock
forward into her mouth. Miss Hancock immediately opens her eyes and looks up
at Scott Steiner over the frames of her glasses as she parts her luscious
lips and allows Steiner to completely force his cock into her mouth.

"Ahhh yeah..." Steiner smirks as he starts to forcefully thrust his cock in
and out of Miss Hancock's mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmm!" Miss Hancock deeply moans around Steiner's cock as she presses
her lips lightly around his thick shaft, allowing him to thrust his cock in
and out of her wet mouth, while her head smoothly bobs.

"Fucking cock slut... you better start getting those fucking clothes off!"
Steiner shout as he pumps his huge cock in and out of Miss Hancock's mouth
while she looks up at him over the frame of her glasses.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Miss Hancock moans as she starts to rock back on her
knees with Steiner's massive cock pumping deeply into her mouth with her lips
rubbing and her saliva splashing against his cock. Miss Hancock lowers her
hands and places them onto her waist as she starts to push her short black
skirt down from her nicely rounded hips and smooth waist.

"Ahhhhh.... ahhhh!" Scott Steiner groans as he thrusts his cock deeper into
Miss Hancock's mouth while she works her short skirt down her legs.

"Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Gahhhhh...gahhhhh..." Miss Hancock moans and begins to
gag slightly on Steiner's cock as he firmly pushes his cock deeper into her
mouth as she pushes her skirt completely down to expose her nicely rounded,
juicy, tanned ass.

Steiner glances down and smirks, "No fucking panties.... good!" Steiner
groans approvingly as he fucks Miss Hancock's mouth with his massive meat
tool as Miss Hancock is undoing her blouse.

"Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!" Miss Hancock continues to moans
around Steiner's cock as he continues to pump his cock into her mouth,
causing her head to quickly bob against his thrusts.

"Fucking like that don't you?!" Steiner shouter as he keeps pumping his cock
into Miss Hancock's mouth as she slips off her black business suit jacket and
blouse at the same time.

Miss Hancock seductively looks up at Scott Steiner as her jacket and blouse
falls off of her shoulders to expose her perky, rounded and nicely tanned
tits as her head continues to bob back and forth on his shaft.

Steiner pulls his cock out of Miss Hancock's mouth, "Get your ass up... and
don't even think about losing the glasses bitch!" Steiner shouts as he pulls
Miss Hancock up to her feet.

Miss Hancock raises an eyebrow and seductively looks at Steiner over the
frame of her glasses. "You do not have to be so busy, Mr. Steiner..."

"Bitch... I'm Freakzilla... I do what the fuck I want or haven't you figured
that out?!" Steiner shouts as he grabs Miss Hancock by her hips, lifts her up
and impales her hot wet and tight snatch with his huge cock.

"Mmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhh...." Miss Hancock lustfully moans as she hooks her
long and gorgeous, tanned and smooth legs around his muscular waist and
starts to bounce as he starts to rapidly thrust up into her. The extremely
muscular former WCW Tag Team Champion lifts TNT's slender standards and
practices representative up and down on his huge cock as he starts to slam it
into her.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm shit you're so big..." Miss Hancock moans and licks her
lips as she quickly bounces on his cock as he roughly pumps upward, with her
glasses slipping on the bridge of her nose.

"Ahhhh you know who's the big bad booty daddy!" Steiner grunts as he easily
bounces Miss Hancock on his massive pistoning cock, fucking her so hard that
her hair starts to come loose from it's bun hair-style.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhh shit...mmmmmmm..." Miss Hancock moans as she sharply
drops down on his cock, feeling his shaft roughly hammering up into her.
Steiner continues to lift Miss Hancock up and down on his huge cock as he
pumps every inch of his huge tool into her snatch.

"Ohhhhhhh! Ahhhhh...mmmmmm yeah!" Miss Hancock moans as she sharply drops on
his cock. The former WCW Television Champion soon lifts Miss Hancock off of
his cock and drops her on the couch. As she recovers from the fucking she
received so far, Steiner kneels on the couch and forces Miss Hancock onto her
hands and knees before without warning, rams his monster dick into her
incredibly tight asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm that's what I like! Nice and rough!" Miss Hancock moans
loudly and licks her lips as she rocks forward on her knees, with her once
tightly pinned up hair falling down and into her face as she rocks back and
forth on her knees.

"Ahhh mmmmm.... feel that tower of power! There ain't a Superstar like Big
Poppa Pump!" Steiner grunts as he grabs Miss Hancock's hips and pulls her
backward as he firmly hammers her asshole.

"Ohhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm fuck...ohhhhhhh that's what I like!" Miss Hancock moans
loudly as she rocks back on her knees to push back against his large shaft.
Steiner smirks as Miss Hancock pushes back against his cock as he shoves it
deeply into her asshole with every thrust. Miss Hancock looks over her
shoulder with her glasses slipping slightly as she continues to move back on
her knees when Steiner roughly pulls her back against his cock at a quick

"Keep them glasses on!" Steiner groans as he slams his cock so hard that Miss
Hancock nearly ends up with her face planted in the couch cushion.

"Whoa!" Miss Hancock moans as she regains her balance and raises her left
hand up to push her glasses back onto her face, while she continues to rock
forward on her knees, feeling Steiner's cock continuing shoving deeply into
her tight ass. As he keeps pumping his cock into Miss Hancock's ass, Steiner
starts to turn on the couch so that he can sit on it with Miss Hancock on his
lap. Steiner grabs Miss Hancock by her hips and starts to swiftly lip her up
and down on his cock as he sharply shoves it up into her asshole

"Take one of those hands and fuck that loose snatch!" Steiner shouts as he
jackhammers Miss Hancock's ass as if she was one of his freaks.

Miss Hancock nods her head as her hair, now hanging down, starts to dampen
with sweat as she bounces rapidly on Steiner's cock. "Mmmmmm...yessss...
ohhhh..." She moans as she raises her left hand to her pussy and begins to
rub her two fingers against her wet snatch.

"Ahhhh... awwww...." Steiner groans as he continues to pound Miss Hancock's
ass while she starts to work over her cunt with her fingers.

Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhhh!" Miss Hancock moans and leans her head
back as she grinds down on his cock inside of her ass, feeling him deeply
pumping upward into her ass, while she continues to work her hand against her
very wet and warm pussy.

"Ahhhh yeah.... mmmmm fuck!" Steiner groans as his cock starts to throb as he
drives his cock up into Miss Hancock's asshole while she fucks her own snatch
with her fingers.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh!" Miss Hancock continues to moans as she starts to
cum on her fingers, while rocking back and forth on his cock inside of her
stunning ass. Scott Steiner grunts as he lifts Miss Hancock off of his cock
as she's cumming and drops her on the floor. Steiner gets to feet and forces
Miss Hancock to turn around on her knees before he starts to stroke his
massive cock. Miss Hancock licks her lips and looks over the frames of her
glasses at Scott Steiner as she holds her mouth open as he strokes his
heavily throbbing cock.

"Ahhh yeah... report this to those fucking assholes cause WCW still sucks!
I'm nWo!" Steiner grunts as he starts to cum, spraying a massive load onto
Miss Hancock's face and glasses. Miss Hancock licks her lips and closes her
eyes as she catches some of Steiner's cum in her mouth, while the rest
splatters onto her face and the lens of her glasses. "You tell those dicks at
Turner that no one fucks with Big Poppa Pump!" Steiner shouts down at Miss
Hancock after he's finished cumming.

Miss Hancock raises her hands and slowly removes her glasses from her face as
she looks up at Scott Steiner. "Ummm...excuse me...Mr. Steiner..."

"What?!" Steiner shouts.

Miss Hancock presses her lips together. "I will notify you once your
suspension is complete..."


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