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READ THIS FIRST!!! This story, like all of the other stories written by us, is a fictional parody, we write these fictitious stories for fun and because we can. The Supreme Court of the United States has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution (ruling occurred as a result of the case "Hustler Magazine, Inc et al vs. Jerry Falwell" in 1988). Basically what we are saying THIS IS FICTON, it is not true, didn't happened and there's a good chance it won't ever happen! Now... Kristi and Dice present: PMS - Perfect, Meaty, Satisfying by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) In a private hotel suite in San Diego, California, Ryan Shamrock, Jacqueline and Terri Runnels, collectively known as the Pretty Mean Sisters of the WWF, are waiting as their man-servant Meat is cleaning up after facing Prince Albert in a match taped at the Sports Arena. Ryan, wearing a single piece red dress, makes a face, "That Albert is so disgusting.... I hope Meat is scrubbing himself real hard to get that smell off of him..." The tough, but beautiful Jacqueline, dressed in a single piece long black dress that clings barely to her large and juicy black tits nods her head in agreement to her fellow 'sister' Ryan Shamrock. "Girl...I am hearing ya...if he comes in here stinkin' this place up...we have to just get rid of him!" Jacqueline with her lips pressed together. Meanwhile, the sultry and horny, Terri Runnels, shakes her head and crosses her arms against her flat stomach. "Ladies...ladies..." Terri, dressed in a stunningly short white skirt and a very low-cut white top, says with a sigh. "You're all forgetting the point...Our Meat went out and defeated Albert for us! For all of us! I think we should definitely reward him regardless if he smells from Albert...just like we reward Our Meat every time he wins..." Ryan licks her lips, "I have no problem rewarding him... because he does live up to his name of being a piece of meat..." Ryan says with a light, seductive laugh. "Hell...I have no problem roughing him up!" Jacqueline says with a laugh as she claps her hands together. "Let me at him!" Terri smiles at the now excitement from her fellow 'sisters'. "Don't worry...there will be plenty of Meat to go around...and he should be about done with his shower by now..." The door to the bathroom opens and Meat, wearing just a pair of tight fitting white briefs that do nothing to draw attention away from his large crotch, steps out with a towel around his neck. "Dinner's here!" Ryan smirks as she licks her lips as she looks at the hunky Superstar. Terri Runnels licks her and rubs her hands together as she starts to walk over to Meat. "Hey Meat...." "Hey..." Meat says as sees the look Terri is giving him as she comes towards him. Meat takes the towel from around his neck and tosses it on the back of a chair, "It's that time?" Terri narrows her seductively and mischievously playful eyes at Meat. "Oh yes it is Meat. You know...the sisters and I are so proud of your big win tonight..." "Anything to make you three happy and satisfied..." Meat replies with a slight smirk on his face. Terri smirks and places her hands onto her gorgeously curved and smoothly shaped hips. "And that's why you're the only man for us Meat..." Jacqueline smirks, "Terri, are ya just gonna talk to him all night or are ya gonna have him take out that big cock of his?" Terri licks her lips and glances back with a smirk at Jacqueline, before turning her attention once again to Meat. "You heard Jackie, Meat...bring that cock out." Meat nods his head and lowers his white briefs from his muscular waist, and his long, thick cock flops out of it almost instantly. The hunky stud lowers his briefs down his legs ands steps out of them so that he's naked in front of the three seductive Divas. Jacqueline shakes her head and licks her lips. "Mmm...mmm...mmmm...that sure looks tasty!" Jacqueline says before she steps forward. "I get him first... that white dick is mine!" Jacqueline says in a firm tone as she approaches the handsome and muscular Superstar. Ryan licks her lips as she starts to remove her dress, "I have no problem with that... I like watching you suck his huge cock..." Ryan says with a grin. Meat turns towards Jacqueline as she comes closer to him, "I'm ready for you..." Meat says with a smirk. "Oh ya better be boy!" Jacqueline says before she lowers herself down onto her knees in front of Meat and places her right hand around his fully hard and thick cock. The former Women's Champion begins to briskly move her hand against his shaft while spitting some saliva down onto his cock. Meanwhile, Terri Runnels steps over towards Meat and places her hands onto his tanned and muscular chest, feeling up his toned upper body. "Mmmmm ahhh..." Meat moans as Jacqueline strokes his cock with her right hand while Terri is sliding her hands over his muscular chest. Ryan Shamrock steps over to the bed near Meat, Terri and Jacqueline and sits on it as she watches her fellow 'sisters' get Meat warmed up. Jacqueline lifts her head to look up at Meat and smirks as she moves her hand up and down his shaft before she opens her mouth and lowers her head back down to take his thick cock into her mouth. Jacqueline firmly presses her lips around his shaft and begins to bob her head back and forth, expertly working over his large member. Terri slyly glances at Meat as she leans her head toward his chest and seductively slides her tongue against his left muscular pec. "Ohhhh mmm..." Meat moans as Terri flicks her tongue over his left muscular pec while Jacqueline bobs her head smoothly back and forth on his large, thick cock. Ryan licks her lips as she spreads her legs and begins to rub her smoothly shaven pussy. "Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Jacqueline hungrily moans as she quickly moves her head on his shaft, with her luscious lips brushing back and forth on his long shaft. Meanwhile, Terri lifts her blond haired head and slyly looks at Meat before she flicks her tongue against his lips. "Mmmm... mmm..." Meat moans as he flicks his tongue back against Terri's tongue as Jacqueline takes over half of his cock past her lips. "Mmmm ohhh suck his cock Jackie.." Ryan moans as she smoothly rubs her pussy with her right hand. Terri closes her eyes as she slides her hands smoothly against his muscular, tanned chest as she presses her pouty lips against his firm lips, working her tongue soothingly into his warm mouth. Meanwhile, Jacqueline turns her head on Meat's impressive cock before she lowers her head further down on his cock. "Mmmmm..." Meat moans into Terri's mouth as she slides her tongue within his mouth. He places one hand on Jacqueline's head as she bobs her head on his shaft. Ryan closes her eyes and tilts her head back as she slides two fingers into her wet pussy. Terri lustfully taps her tongue against Meat's tongue inside of his mouth as she deeply kisses the handsome Superstar, while Jacqueline presses her lips tighter around Meat's shaft, keeping his cock in a vice grip inside of her mouth as she rapidly moves her head. "Ohhhh... ahhh..." Meat moans as he taps his tongue against Terri's tongue as Jacqueline swiftly moves her head back and forth on his meaty shaft. "Ohhh mmm..." Ryan Shamrock moans as she slowly thrusts her fingers into her pussy as she watches Jacqueline blow PMS's personal manservant. Jacqueline lifts her head off of Meat's cock that drips with her saliva and scoots back on her knees. "Mmmm...mmmm...mmmm...one tasty piece of Meat!" Jacqueline says as she stands up from the floor before Terri takes a step way from Meat, breaking the kiss. "Babe....I think Ryan wants some Meat..." Terri slyly whisper to him. "I think she does too.." Meat nods his head before he starts to step over to the bed as Ryan Shamrock is now swiftly thrusting her fingers into her snatch. Ryan Shamrock lifts her beautiful and innocent eyes as she looks up at Meat, working her fingers smoothly and swiftly into her pussy. "Mmmmmm...is it my turn, Meat?" "Yeah it is..." Meat nods his head with a grin as Ryan grinds her hips to push her pussy against her own fingers. Ryan lustfully narrows her eyes and seductively smirks up at Meat as she slowly removes her two fingers from her pussy. "Good...because I really want some Meat..." Ryan says before she raises her two fingers to her mouth and easily slides them into her mouth, wrapping her pouty lips around her two fingers to taste her own pussy juices. Meat smirks as he moves to stand between Ryan's spread legs so that he can guide his massive cock into her hot tight wet pussy. "Mmmm..." Meat groans as his Ryan's pussy squeezes his cock as it enters her. "Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah..." Ryan moans lustfully as she lays back on the bed and gently hooks her tanned and smooth legs around his muscular, tanned waist as she starts to move on the bed against his firm thrusts. "Ahhhh... awww... mmmm..." Meat groans as he firmly, yet slowly thrusts his cock in and out of Ryan Shamrock's hot tight wet pussy. "Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh yeah..." Ryan moans and closes her eyes as she moves back and forth on the bed as Meat continues to drive his rock hard cock deeply thrusting into her wet pussy. Meanwhile, Terri steps up to stand behind Meat as he thrusts into Ryan Shamrock. Terri places her hands onto his strong shoulders and begins to smoothly massage his shoulders as he fucks Ryan. "Ahhh... mmmm...." Meat grunts as he starts to increases the pace of his thrusts as he fucks Ryan while Terri massages his shoulders. "Mmmm...you like that baby, you like fucking Ryan?" Terri asks as she moves her hands smoothly against his strong shoulders as he continues to thrust into Ryan's wet and tight pussy. "Mmmm fuck yes..." Meat groans his reply as he hammers Ryan's tight, hot cunt with quicker and harder thrusts as the not so innocent Ryan Shamrock grinds herself against him. Terri lightly rakes her fingernails against Meat's strong shoulders as he continues to rapidly thrust his cock into her Ryan's tight pussy. "Meat... baby...it's my turn..." Terri says. "Of course... mmmm..." Meat grunts as he slows down his thrusts and pulls his huge cock out of Ryan's wet pussy. Terri presses her lips together and raises an eyebrow as she crosses her arms against her bare, tanned and juicy tits. "I want you to lay down baby..." "All right..." Meat nods his head and grins as he lays down on the large bed next to Ryan Shamrock. Terri tosses her gorgeous blond hair back as she proceeds to climb onto the bed with Meat and Ryan Shamrock. The horny and mischievous WWF Diva moves over to Meat and smoothly mounts herself onto his rock hard cock. "Mmmmmm ahhh..." Meat moans as Terri takes his massive cock inside of her tight wet pussy. Meat places his hands on Terri's hips to hold her as he starts to thrust his shaft up into her pussy. "Mmmmmm....ohhhhhh yeah...ohhhhhh Meat..." Terri moans as she starts to rapidly bounce up and down on his rock hard cock, feeling his shaft swiftly thrusting upward. Jacqueline hungrily licks her lips and smirks as she watches Terri bouncing on Meat's cock. "Ahhhh mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Meat groans as he pumps his cock up into Terri's tight snatch. Ryan turns onto her side and resumes rubbing her pussy with her right hand as she watches Terri ride the hunky wrestler. Jacqueline climbs onto the bed to join Terri, Ryan and Meat before she moves to straddle Meat's handsome face, brushing her black, wet and shaved pussy against his lips as Terri swiftly bounces up and down on his cock. Meat moves his hands from Terri's hips to Jacqueline's hips as he raises his head up to begin lapping his tongue against her deliciously wet twat as Terri now bounces freely on his massive too. "Ohhh this is so hot..." Ryan moans as she pushes two fingers back into pussy. "Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh yeah boy! You eat that pussy!" Jacqueline moans and grits her teeth as she grinds her pussy down against his tongue as he eagerly munches on her cunt. "Mmmm... mmmm!" Meat moans against Jacqueline's pussy as he laps his tongue all over Jacqueline's pussy as he keeps thrusting his shaft up into Terri's cunt. "Ohhhhhh...mmmmm Meat...ohhhhhh yeah..." Terri Runnels moans and leans back slightly as she swiftly bounces up and down on Meat's large cock. "Ooooo mmmm ride that cock Terri..." Ryan moans as she continues to finger fuck her soaking wet pussy as she watches Terri bounce and rock on Meat's large meaty cock. Meat pushes his tongue into Jacqueline's wet pussy as she reaches down to grab his head to hold it up against her pussy. "Ohhhhhh...mmmmm Meat....we love you so much!" Terri lustfully moans as she rocks back and forth on his cock, smoothly dropping down onto his rock hard shaft. "Mmmmm ahhh mmmmm!" Meat moans against Jacqueline's hot tasty black cunt as she grind herself on his face and tongue while Terri is rocking wildly on his large upward thrusting shaft. "Ohhhhh yeah boy! You eat that pussy!" Jacqueline moans and grits her teeth as she sharply grinds her wet pussy down against his face as her work his tongue rapidly against her pussy. "Mmmmm ooooo mmmm..." Ryan moans as she gropes her perky left tit with her left hand as she continues to thrust her right hand's fingers in and out of her pussy. Meat pushes his tongue as far as he can into Jacqueline's pussy as Terri slows down and starts to lift herself off of Meat's huge cock. Terri licks her lips as she moves and sits onto her knees on the bed after lifting herself off of Meat's cock. Terri seductively pats her left hand against his tanned and muscular stomach. "I think Jackie wants you bad Meat..." "Mmmmm...." Meat moans his reply against Jacqueline's pussy before the hot black Diva moves off of his face. "She always wants that big dick after he eats her out..." Ryan grins as she takes her fingers out of her pussy and licks her juices off of them. Jacqueline nods her head. "You got that right baby! A girl just needs to get warmed up first!" Jacqueline replies with a laugh as she moves onto the bed, positioning herself onto her hands and knees with her nicely juicy black ass facing Meat. Meat gets up on his knees behind Jacqueline, "And I like warming her up..." Meat smirks as he places his hands on Jacqueline's waist while he guides his long, thick and meaty cock into her hot wet pussy. "Ohhhhhh yeah babe! Mmmmmm slide that white dick in me!" Jacqueline moans and tilts her head back as she starts to rock back and forth on her knees as he pumps his impressive shaft into her from behind. "Ahhh... mmmm..." Meat groans as he firmly thrusts his cock in and out of Jacqueline's tight pussy while she pushes back against him. Ryan Shamrock licks her lips as she sits up on the bed and intently watches Jacqueline rock back on her knees to push back against Meat's cock as he continues to thrust into her. "Mmmmm ohhh yeah..." Meat moans as he's fully focused on pumping his large shaft into Jacqueline's pussy while her juicy black ass smack against his hot muscular waist. Ryan sits up onto her kneels and moves behind Meat and lowers herself down toward the bed. The not so innocent WWF Diva lowers her head between his muscular, tanned legs and cutely flicks her tongue against his upper left thigh, occasionally brushing her tongue against his swinging ballsack as he drills Jacqueline tight black pussy from behind. "Ohhh shit Ryan..." Meat groans as he feels Ryan's tongue flicking against his thigh and ballsack as he continues to hammer Jacqueline's black snatch with quick, hard thrusts. "Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhh Meat..." Ryan moans as she works her soft, wet tongue against his large and swinging ballsack, making sure to coat his balls with her sweet saliva. Meat licks his lips as Ryan Shamrock coats every inch of his ballsack with her warm saliva. The hunky Superstar adjusts his grip on Jacqueline's hips and starts to rapidly jerk her back against himself as he slams his dick deeply into her. Jacqueline grits her teeth and glances over her shoulder as she smirks back at Meat while she firmly and swiftly pushes back on his rock hard cock. "Ohhhh yeah boy! Mmmmmm fuck that pussy!" "Ahhh... aww like how I fuck that black cunt?!" Meat grunts as he gets a bit aggressive with thrusts due to knowing how Jacqueline likes to get fucked. "Ohhhhh yeah baby! Ohhhhh!" Jacqueline moans and closes her eyes as her pussy begins to tighten around his shaft. "Ahhh... awww..." Meat grunts as he feels Jacqueline's pussy squeezing his pistoning cock as he firmly fucks her from behind while Ryan lifts her head up behind him. Ryan Shamrock licks her lips as she scoots back on her knees and watches Jacqueline as she sharply pushes back on his cock with the sound of her juicy black ass smacking against his muscular, tanned waist as she begins to cum on his cock. "Mmmmm ahhh..." Meat groans as he continues to pump his cock into Jacqueline's pussy as her juices flow all over his cock. Soon Meat pulls his shaft out of Jacqueline's well-fucked twat and looks over his shoulder at Ryan and Terri, "Who's turn is it?" Terri Runnels crosses her eyes against her chest and smirks at Meat. "It's my turn again...." Terri says before she glances at Ryan Shamrock with a smile. "Then Ryan can have you..." Ryan nods her head and smiles at Meat, "So you better save some for me big boy..." Meat smirks as he gets up off of the bed, "That won't be a problem..." Meat says before he lifts Terri off of the bed and her lowers her down onto his rock hard cock that's covered with Jacqueline's cum. "Mmmmmmm...Meat you are so amazing..." Terri Runnels groans as she grinds her pussy down on his shaft before she hooks her gorgeously smooth, tanned legs around his muscular waist and begins to bounce on his shaft when he thrusts up into her. "Mmmm ahhhh.." Meat grunts as he pumps his cock firmly into Terri's pussy as he lifts her up and down on his dick. Terri places her hands onto his muscular chest as she grinds her pussy down on his cock, feeling him deeply and firmly pump up into her wet and warm pussy. "Ohhhh Meat...ohhhh...yeah...give it to me!" "Ahhh... awww... ahhhh..." Meat groans as he speeds up his thrusts as he fucks Terri's wet and tight pussy while she bounces on his cock. "Ohhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhh!" Terri moans and grits her teeth as she rapidly and swiftly bounces up and down on his rock hard cock, feeling his swiftly and steadily pump into her. Meat smirks as Terri arches her body back as she bounces up and down on his rock hard cock as he thrusts his cock deeper into her pussy. Terri bites down on her bottom lip and seductively narrows her eyes at Meat "Mmmmm...you want Ryan now, Meat?" "Ahhh... mmmm sure..." Meat nods his head as Terri unwraps her legs from his waist, making it easy for Meat to lift her up off of his cock. Terri tosses her gorgeous blond hair back and licks her lips as she stands next to the bed and smirks at Ryan Shamrock. "Your turn girl..." Ryan Shamrock smiles and excitedly claps her hands. "Mmmmmm more Meat for me!" Meat smirks, "How do you want it Ryan?" Meat asks as he steps closer to the bed. Ryan cutely bites down on her bottom lip and shrugs her shoulders. "Ummmm... how about which way you do?" Ryan replies with a cute laugh. Meat smirks as he proceeds to lay on the bed on his right side. Seeing this, Ryan turns to lay on her right side in front of Meat. Meat uses his left hand to lift up Ryan's left leg in order to smoothly guide his cock into her wet pussy "Ohhhhhhhh....mmmmmm..." Ryan softly and sweetly moans as she feels Meat's large cock sliding into her wet and warm pussy. "Mmmm yeah... ahhh..." Meat groans as he starts to thrust his cock in and out of Ryan's wet and warm pussy as she leans back against him. Ryan turns her head back to look at Meat before she presses her soft and moist lips against his firm lips to kiss him, while Terri kneels down on the bed near Meat and Ryan as she moves her head to Meat's shaft and slides her tongue against his shaft as it moves in and out of Ryan's pussy. "Ohhhh ahhh..." Meat groans as he pumps his cock at a quicker pace into Ryan's pussy, which results in his shaft moving quicker against Terri's flicking tongue. "Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmm ohhhhhhh" Ryan moans and leans her head back against Meat's muscular chest as she grinds her pussy down on his cock, occasionally causing Terri's tongue to slip from his shaft to her pussy. "Ohhhh fuck... mmmm yeah..." Meat groans as he increases the force of his thrusts as he drives his cock deeply into Ryan Shamrock's pussy as Terri flicks her tongue against his cock and Ryan's pussy. "Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh!" Ryan moans and grits her teeth as she tightens her pussy around Meat's shaft and she begins to cum on his shaft, while with Terri's tongue near her pussy and on Meat's cock, some of Ryan's cum drips onto her tongue. "Ohhhh yeah... mmmm fuck...." Meat groans as his cock starts to throb inside of Ryan's soaking wet pussy. Meat pulls his throbbing cock out of Ryan's snatch and Jacquelyn smirks when she sees how it's pulsating, "Look at that, white boy is gonna blow..." Terri smirks up at Meat and licks her lips. "And it's all for me..." Terri says as she places her left hand around Meat cock and easily guides his cock into her mouth. "Ahhhh mmm..." Meat moans as Terri begins to bob her blond haired heat on Meat's throbbing cock. Jacqueline smirks as she moves closer to Meat, "Ya'll gonna get it up after ya blow... Ryan and I like that spunk too..." Jacqueline says as she glances Terri smoothly sucking on Meat's shaft. Terri closes her beautiful eyes and presses her pouty, sultry lips around his shaft tighter and begins to bob her head at a quicker pace, slapping her tongue against his cock. "Ahhhh.... mmmm awww..." Meat groans as he starts to cum inside of Terri's mouth. "Mmmmmmmm..." Terri moans before she collects some of his cum inside of her mouth and pulls her head back to swallow the cum, leaving some cum still spraying out from his piss-slit for Ryan and Jacqueline. Ryan and Jacqueline both quickly move to get their mouths near Meat's cum erupting cock. Meat smirks as he sees the hot black former Women's Champion and the blond haired sister of Ken Shamrock use their tongue to collect the cum from his cock. "Mmmmmmmmm....." Ryan Shamrock moans as she gently slides her wet tongue against the head of Meat's long and thick cock, while Jacqueline works her tongue down his shaft with his cum dripping down to his ballsack. "Ohhh fuck... mmm..." Meat moans as Ryan and Jacqueline continue to tag team his cock and ballsack until the last ounce of cum shoots from his piss slit. Terri smirks as she stands behind Jacqueline and Ryan Shamrock with her hands on her hips as the two Divas finish cleaning his cock off with their tongues. "Now Meat, babe....you need to go shower again...you're all sweaty..." "Not a problem..." Meat says as he sits up on the bed Terri presses her lips together as she looks at Meat and starts to walk toward him. "In fact...I'm a bit sweaty too...I may just have to join you..." Terri says as she places her hands onto his muscular, tanned and sweat covered chest. Ryan licks her lips and smiles, "I could use a shower..." Jacqueline smirks, "Better make some room... cause I'm not letting you two get that white boy all too yourselves..." -END- Support WOWEFA.com by joining CelebrityPass.com for only $4.95 ![]()
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