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Punk'ing The Divas Of Doom
by Kristi (Kristi_aka@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

At the Nassau, Coliseum on December 17, 2011, WWE Divas Champion Beth Phoenix and Natalya Neidhart are returning to the backstage area after losing to the team of Eve Torres and Alicia Fox as a result of Natalya accidentally colliding with Beth at the end of their match. As the two self-proclaimed 'Sisters of Salvation' quietly make their way to the locker room area, they pass by WWE Champion CM Punk, wearing a white 'Best In The World' t-shirt and wrestling trunks. Punk smirks and then begins to sarcastically begins to clap, "Oh wow... you two sure showed Eve and Alicia that you're really pin-up strong... " Punk says with a faux-impressed look on his face.

Beth Phoenix grits her teeth and narrows her eyes to glare at CM Punk. "Oh yeah, go ahead and laugh it up!" Beth snaps.

Natalya nods her head in agreement "Yeah! Eve and Alicia just got lucky...next time...we'll break those skanks in half!"

Punk smirks, "Didn't the two of you say that to me yesterday when they beat you down in Fort Myers?"

Natalya raises an eyebrow and places her hands onto her hips. "You're just jealous of our success Punk!" Natalya snaps.

Beth Phoenix nods her head. "Yeah, Nattie is right! Her and I were the ones that started this new revolution...you just happened to be another wanna-be copycat..."

CM Punk looks at Beth Phoenix for a long moment before he holds his sides and starts to forcefully laugh, "Oh that's rich..." Punk says as he stops laughing as quickly as he started, "Listen... blondie...the two of you are barely on RAW... let alone SmackDown... and you lose more often than you win... in fact, the two of you have lost more times via a fucking roll up so often that the other Divas don't even need to use their finishers to beat you..." Punk says, "And what did you call me... wanna-be copycat? Ain't it funny that the two of you didn't start 'trying to rock the boat' until well over a month from when I started dropping pipe bombs with the microphone on RAW... so who's copying who blondie?"

Natalya places her hand onto Beth's shoulder. "Don't listen to him...he's pathetic...just like those whiny Divas...he knows, just like they know...he's no match for us..."

"I wouldn't be one to talk if I were you..." Punk says as he looks at Natalya, "Considering that you're really fulfilling your father's legacy of being the second banana of a team and that, with all due respect to your boyfriend Tyson, it doesn't take much to 'handle you' in the bedroom... and Beth, well..." Punk looks at the Glamazon, "I handled you pretty damn easily if I do say so myself."

Beth Phoenix presses her lips together and rolls her eyes. "Oh you wish..." Beth says with a laugh.

Punk smirks and looks at Natalya, "Natalya, did Beth ever tell you about why she carries around a 10-inch strap-on dildo? It's because she's so terrified of taking it up the ass..."

Natalya raises an eyebrow and looks at Beth. "Is...that true?" Natalya asks.

"WHAT! NO!" Beth yells and then grits her teeth as she glares at Punk. "You're such a liar!"

"Hey I don't lie about fucking, with all the girls I've been with, only you were scared about getting fucked up the ass, and whenever I did pound that ass, you went off and grabbed some weak-willed guy to try and regain your 'pride'..." Punk smirks at Beth before looking at Natalya, "Unless that's why you keep Nattie around, since everyone knows Nattie is one of those Divas that really likes it up the ass..."

Natalya presses her lips together and looks at Punk. "So...maybe I do, what's your point?"

"My point is... according to Cena ... you know the guy you tried to 'break' a few weeks back," Punk pauses as he smirks at Beth before looking at Natalya, "That Beth had no problem treating you like her bitch and yet didn't give any indication that she would let you 'turn the tables on her'... something about, keeping the competition in check..." Punk says.

Beth Phoenix turns to look at Natalya. "Nattie, don't listen to him! He's just trying to do what he does best, and that create a clusterfuck..." Beth shakes her head and looks at Punk with disgust. "You know that you couldn't handle Nattie and I"

"Well there is only one way to find out is there?" Punk asks with a smirk before glancing at Natalya who is pondering the situation, "And Nattie... like Cena, I'm a lot bigger than the toy Beth carries around..."

* * *

A short time later in one of the arena's locker rooms, CM Punk has his hands on his waist as Natalya is in front of him and stroking his long, meaty and rapidly hardening cock with her hands as Beth is finishing getting undressed.

"You're not that big...." Beth Phoenix comments as she glances over, seeing Natalya take Punk's cock into her mouth.

A lot bigger than the ten-inches of plastic you keep in your travel bag..." Punk replies with a smirk as he places a hand on Natalya's blond haired head as the third-generation Diva begins to bob her head lustfully on his cock.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm..." Natalya moans as she places her hands onto Punk's toned waist as she briskly bobs her head back and forth, with her lips smoothly brushing along his shaft.

"Mmmmm fuck..." Punk groans as Natalya sucks and slurps eagerly on his cock as she clearly approves of the size of his tool.

Beth Phoenix starts to approach CM Punk and Natalya, kneeling down behind Punk. Beth places her hands onto his toned ass cheeks and leans forward as she slaps her tongue down his ass crack.

"Mmmmm..." Punk moans and looks back at Beth Phoenix as she works her tongue up and down against his ass crack while Natalya is happily sucking his dick.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Natalya moans as she eagerly bobs her head back and forth on Punk's cock, with her saliva dripping down on his cock.

"Mmmmm shit.... mmmm fuck Nattie you're a great cock sucker..." Punk moans as Natalya turns her head from side to side as she bobs her head on his tool while Beth is using her tongue to coat his ass crack with her saliva.

Beth narrows her eyes and lowers her tongue down to CM Punk's asshole, pushing her tongue inside and begins to thrust it in and out of his ass.

"Ahhhh shit... mmmm... Beth you've gotten better at rimming an ass..." Punk moans as Beth tongue-fucks his toned ass while Natalya swallows his entire shaft.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Natalya moans as she glances up at CM Punk as she repeatedly and swiftly bobs her head back and forth on his cock.

"Ohhhh fuck... mmm... " Punk smirks down at Natalya as she sucks, slurps and slobbers on his cock for several moments before she starts to lift her head up.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Beth moans as she presses her fingernails into Punk's ass cheeks as she sharply thrusts her tongue in and out of his asshole.

"Mmmmm alright Beth I know you love the taste of ass but Nattie's in the mood to get fucked..." Punk says as he steps forward away from Beth while Natalya is turning to get on all fours. Punk kneels behind Natalya and proceeds to ram his cock into her hot wet Canadian twat.

"Mmmmmmm...fuck....." Natalya moans as she rocks forward on her hands and knees as CM Punk starts to firmly pump into her from behind.

"Mmmmm..." Punk groans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Natalya's snatch as he places his left hand at the top of ass so that he can slide his thumb between her ass cheeks and into her asshole.

"Ohhhhhh yeah...baby...." Natalya Neidhart moans as she leans her head back as she starts to push back against his cock, with her nicely rounded, juicy ass smacking against his waist. "Ohhhhh yeah...

Punk works his left hand's thumb in and out of Natalya's ass as he rapidly thrusts his cock deeply into her cunt as she lustfully pushes back against him.

Beth presses her lips together and crosses her arms against her chest. "I doubt she's even impressed..."

"Mmmmm oh really? Mmmm is that true... Nattie?" Punk asks with a smirk and a grunt as he hammers Natalya's cunt with brisk, firm and deep thrusts that has the Hart family member eagerly matching his pace.

"Mmmmmmm...fuck...fuck no..." Natalya groans and rocks back on her knees to firmly push against his thrusting cock.

"Mmmm yeah you like a REAL cock fucking you... not Beth's little plastic toy right?" Punk asks with a smirk as places both hands on Natalya's hips as he increases the pace of his thrusts.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhh..." Natalya moans loudly.

Punk suddenly jerks his cock out of Natalya's pussy and rams it so hard into her asshole, it cause Natalya's arms to buckle as she jolts forward. Punk smirks at Beth as he starts to hammer Natalya's juicy thick ass.

Beth shakes her head. "Not impressed..." Beth says as she narrows her eyes, watching Natalya rock on her knees to push back against Punk's cock in her ass.

Beth shakes her head. "Not impressed..." Beth says as she narrows her eyes, watching Natalya rock on her knees to push back against Punk's cock in her ass.

"Let's... ask her... ahhh... Nattie... are you impressed?" Punk asks with a grunt as he pounds Natalya's ass relentlessly.

"Mmmmmmm...fuck...fuck...." Natalya moans and licks her lips as she rocks on her knees to push back, forcing his cock deeper into her ass.

Punk smirks at Beth as he repeatedly rams his cock deeply in to Natalya's asshole, and in between his grunts and Natalya's lustful moans, the sound of Punk's waist and balls smacking loudly against Natalya's ass cheeks echoes in the locker room.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh shit...ohhhhhhh!" Natalya moans and tilts her head back and grits her teeth, while her juicy ass smacks against his waist.

While keeping his eyes locked on The Glamazon, CM Punk slides one hand underneath Natalya and begins to rub her soaking wet snatch, "Ahhh yeah... you're gonna fucking cum Nattie? You gonna cum in front of Beth as I fuck ahhhh awww your thick ass?" Punk asks with a smirk on his face as he single-handedly double teams Natalya without breaking eye-contact with the reigning Diva's Champion

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhhh...ohhhhhh fuck!" Natalya grits and sharply pushes back on her knees as her juicy ass smacks against his waist as her pussy rubs against his hand.

The Chicago-born Superstar licks his teeth as he briskly rubs her cunt with the palm of his hand while he plows his cock without mercy into her asshole.

"Mmmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh fuck!" Natalya moans and groans deeply as her nicely toned and curved body tenses as she starts to cum.

"Mmmmm yeah... cum you hot fucking slut... mmmm yeah..." Punk groans as he feels Natalya's juices squirting out of her snatch onto his hand as he hammers her ass.

Beth Phoenix presses her lips together and crosses her arms against chest. "Nattie's a lightweight...not surprised..."

"Mmmm hear that Nattie? Beth thinks you're a lightweight... even though you've just taken it up the ass a lot longer than she ever dared to..." Punk says to the nearly exhausted niece of Bret Hart as he pulls his still rock hard cock out of her ass.

Beth Phoenix smirks and shakes her head. "It's really too bad your dick isn't a big as your ego..."

"You wouldn't know what to do with it if my dick was any bigger considering how afraid you are of really large cocks..." Punk says tauntingly as he notices Beth glancing at the gaping asshole of Natalya.

Beth presses her lips together "Give it to me...in the ass!" Beth snaps.

CM Punk stands up and smirks deviously as he moves quickly towards The Glamazon, grabs her right arm so that he can twist her around, bend her forward and rams his cock so hard and deep into her ass, Beth's knees nearly buckle.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhhh fuck you!" Beth moans and grits her teeth as she sharply rocks forward on her feet with his cock ramming deeply into her ass.

"Mmmmmm wrong... I'm fucking you..." Punk replies with a smirk and grunt as he uses his left hand to keep Beth's right arm behind her back while he places his right hand on her waist as he thrusts his cock firmly and swiftly into The Glamazon's asshole.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhh..." Beth moans as she lowers herself down on her knees as he deeply fucks her ass.

Punk lowers himself to where he's squatting behind Beth Phoenix as she leans forward and places her left hand on the floor to brace herself as he hammers her asshole with his large thick cock.

"Ohhhhhhhh fuck...mmmmmmm..." Beth Phoenix moans as she rocks back on her knees, with his cock deeply and firmly ramming into her ass.

Punk continues to hold Beth's right arm behind her back as he starts to increase the pace of his thrusts, causing his balls to repeatedly smack against her ass cheeks with every one of his deep thrusts.

"Mmmmmmm...ohhhhh...fuck...you're nothing..." Beth moans and grits her teeth as Punk deeply slams his cock into her ass, causing her to jolt forward on her left hand and knees.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh..." CM Punk groans and smirks as he drives his cock repeatedly into The Glamazon's asshole as he constantly adjusts how he's positioned behind her to keep Beth from being able to push back against him.

"Mmmmmmmm...ohhhhhhh...ohhhhhh fuck!" Beth moans and throws her head back as her toned ass smacks loudly against his toned waist.

"Mmmmm what's that Beth?" Punk asks wit ha grunt as he lets go of Beth's right arm and with him no longer holding it, it causes Beth to jolt forward sharply as he continues to drill her asshole.

Beth lowers her head and closes her eyes as she feels his cock deeply and firmly plowing into her toned, tanned, round ass.

"Mmmmm shit.... ahhh you're loving it Beth... mmmm yeah you're gonna be the new top anal slut of the locker room aren't you..." Punk grunts as he pounds Beth's asshole nonstop.

"Mmmmmmmmm....shut up! Shut up!" Beth moans and grits her teeth as he firmly pulls her back against his cock.

"Mmmm yeah it's gonna happen Beth.... ahhhh... you're gonna bend your ass over for everyone in the locker room..." Punk groans as he drives his cock sharply into Beth's asshole.

"Mmmmmmm...mmmmmm...fuck!" Beth Phoenix moans and breaths heavily as she sharply rocks on her knees, as CM Punk relentlessly pipebombs her ass.

"Awwww yeah.... I should get Cena, Orton and every other big dicked Superstar lined up and run a fucking train on your ass you fucking butt slut!" Punk grunts as he shows even less mercy to Beth Phoenix's ass than he did to Natalya's ass.

"Mmmmmmmm...mmmm ohhhhhhh fuck!" Beth moans as sweat drips down her body as she jolts forward with each thrust of his cock.

"Ahhhh what... no fucking come back Beth? Huh? Come on Glamazon!" CM Punk groans as he drives his cock relentlessly into The Glamazon's asshole while Natalya has gradually recovered and watching with amazement as CM Punk is doing to Beth what Beth has done to numerous WWE Superstars.

"Ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhh..." Beth moans as she starts to slump forward to the floor of the locker room, with her shoulders pressing against the floor, with his cock deeply slamming into her ass.

"Come on Beth... you think you're the top Diva cause you got the fucking belt?! Shit... ahhhh little fucking AJ can take more of ass fucking than you! You want to ride my coattails... copy what I did... awwww... you ain't got the BALLS to revolutionize the Divas division!" Punk grunts as sweat drips down his toned tattooed body and his cock begins to throb slightly.

"Mmmmmmm...shut up! Shut up!" Beth yells. "I'm the....Divas....ahhhhhh Champion!" Beth screams as she continues to rock forward with Punk's cock thrusting into her ass.

"You're the Divas SLUT!" Punk groans as he doesn't let up on his pace even as his cock throbs a bit more noticeably, "You're ahhhh the fucking disease of the Divas Division... mmmmm you're a fucking placeholder..." CM Punk grunts loudly.

"Mmmmmm...you're....you're a liar!" Beth screams.

"Ahhhh no you are!" Punk grunts as he suddenly pulls out of Beth's ass and shoves her forward in disgust, CM Punk stands up and turns towards Natalya, "Nattie... you want it?" Punk asks as he starts to stroke his throbbing cock.

Natalya licks her lips and slyly looks at CM Punk. "Mmmmmm...you're damn right baby..."

CM Punk steps over to the eager Canadian Diva while Beth Phoenix remains on her knees and slumped over on the floor. Stroking his cock swiftly with his hand, Punk smirks down at Natalya.

Natalya nods her head. "Oh yeah, baby!" Natalya says before she opens her mouth and tilts her head.

"Awwwww fuck..." Punk groans as his cock starts to erupt with cum that he sprays down into Natalya's wide open mouth and onto her face.

"Mmmmmmmm...." Natalya moans and closes her eyes as the warm cum rains down on her face.

"Mmmmm yeah.... ahhh shit... glad to see at least ONE of you is worth my time..." Punk groans and smirks down at Natalya as he keeps stroking his cock until he's finished cumming.

Natalya licks her lips and stands up from the floor. "Wow...Punk, you are like so amazing! I mean...what I thought of you was absolutely wrong!" Natalya says, talking at a quick pace.

Punk smirks, "Oh I know it.... and by the way...With the way I fucked your ass... you may have a bit of a problem...holding in some gas..."

"Oh! I'll be absolutely fine...I mean Tyson fucks my ass all the time and I never have a problem...." Natalya says before she pauses for a moment and grits her teeth "Oh gosh...I...don't feel so good..." Natalya bites down on her bottom lip "I...gotta go!"

"Sorry about that..." Punk shrugs and grins as Beth stands up.

Beth Phoenix crosses her arms against her chest and narrows her eyes and Natalya quickly steps out of the locker room. Beth shakes her head with disgust. "She is really holding me down...I should kick her to the curb..."

CM Punk glances at The Glamazon and smirks, "Funny I was gonna tell her to do that to you..."

Beth shakes her head "Whatever! I'm the dominant Diva...she's nothing more than someone who carries my bags..."

CM Punk smirks, "Just because you're afraid to face her doesn't mean you're better than her... hell she does take it up the ass a lot better than you do..."

Beth narrows her eyes. "I'm not afraid of her..."

"Sure you aren't... just like you're not afraid of Kharma... who I hear will be back real soon... and just like you were not afraid of that Extra chick who pinned you easily at Tribute to the Troops..." Punk grins.

Beth presses her lips together and glances down. "Next time that Greek Barbie crosses paths with me..." Beth pauses and looks at Punk. "I'm gonna break her..."

"Didn't you say that before Tribute to the Troops?" Punk asks mockingly, "And what happened... oh yeah, she beat you... with a roll up!" Punk laughs.

Beth Phoenix grits her teeth together. "She just got lucky..."

"Yeah, whatever excuse you want to make... well I got to go get ready to kick Del Rio's ass... so you can see yourself out..." CM Punk says as he motions to the locker room door.

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