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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

RAW Hart-Breaker
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

On the afternoon of January 4, 2010 in the cafeteria of Dayton, Ohio's Nutter
Center, WWE Hall of Famer and Guest host that evening's edition of Monday
Night RAW, Bret 'Hitman' Hart, wearing black jean shorts, a black 'Hitman' t-
shirt and a black leather jacket, is looking at his long time rival Shawn
Michaels. The two of them are saying nothing while they stare at each other
for the first time since the infamous night in Montreal over twelve years
ago. After a several, long moments, Bret says, "Nice comb-over..." Bret says
as he comments on Shawn's noticeable hairstyle to hide his receding hairline.

Shawn is a bit surprised at Bret's comment, "Twelve years... and that's the
first words you say to me?" Shawn asks.

Bret shrugs his shoulders, "Considering how pointless and drawn out this
thing has been... I could've said a lot of things..." Bret says.

Shawn nods his head, "Yeah.... Yeah... well you're looking well... if one
didn't know better, one could say you look like you're ready to go an hour in
the ring..."

"After seeing what Steamboat pulled off... you never know..." Bret replies.

"Right... well... you're kicking the show off tonight... so...." Shawn starts
to say.

Bret smiles slightly, "Shawn... I got something planned to start RAW off...
all I got to say to you for now... is just be ready to come out to the

"What for?" Shawn asks.

"Shawn... I'm here to close the book on THAT night... it ends tonight..."
Bret says.

"Well...I think both of us want that book closed... I'll see you out
there..." Shawn Michaels replies before he turns to walk out of the
cafeteria. As he walks Shawn says to himself, "That went better than I
thought it would..."

Once Shawn is gone, Bret takes a breath, slides his hands onto his jacket's
pockets and says to himself, "That went better than I thought it would..."

* * *

Later on, Bret Hart is in the office that has been set up to be his 'Guest
Host' office for the night. The office is completely themed with photos and
merchandise from his twenty-four year long career. Bret takes off his jacket
and lays it on a table in front of a 'Hitman' Teddy Bear when there is a
knock on the door, "Come in..." Bret says as he looks over to the door that
leads into his office.

The locker room door opens and the sultry, flawless former Divas Champion,
Maryse, dressed in a pair of her extremely short and sexy, tight black
wrestling shorts and her tight fitting black top. Maryse presses her moist
lips together and seductively narrows her eyes at the Hitman. "Well...if it
isn't 'The Hitman' Bret Hart..." Maryse says with a smirk as she closes the
office door behind her. "Bonjour... Bienvenue … Monday Night RAW..."

Bret Hart pauses for a moment before realizing what Maryse has said, "Thank
you...what can I do for you Maryse?" Bret asks as Maryse stands near the
closed office door.

Maryse raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks as she starts to approach Bret Hart
"Well Hitman... puisque vous ˆtes l'invit‚ ce soir l'h“te...I have a favor to
ask of you..." Maryse says as she presses her moist and sultry lips together.

"Ok..." Bret nods his head as he slides his hands into his jean shorts'

Maryse tosses her gorgeously flowing and smooth blond hair back as she places
her hands onto her hips "You see...Bret...that vilain petit peu dou‚s de
tramp... Melina so unfortunately got injured and she had to back out of her
Divas Championship..."

"Yeah... that was terrible... I was looking forward to seeing her compete
tonight..." Bret says as he moves to lean against the armrest of a couch.

Maryse rolls her eyes and arrogantly lets out a breath "Yeah...such a
shame..." Maryse says in an obviously sarcastic tone. Maryse licks her lips
as she steps closer to Bret Hart, literally blocking him against the armrest
of the couch. "You see Bret... Je le veux et je le m‚rite...I want you to
give me that Divas Championship tonight... et je ferai tout pour cela..."
Maryse says as she slyly places her hands onto his t-shirt covered chest.

Bret raises an eyebrow, "Listen Maryse... there is a tournament that is
supposed to take place..." Bret starts to says as Maryse begins to move her
hands against his t-shirt covered chest, and she's able to feel through the
t-shirt's material that Bret chest is still well toned.

"There does not need to be some silly tournament..." Maryse says with a sly
smirk and a roll of her eyes as she slyly moves her hands down from his t-
shirt covered chest and places them onto the front of his jean shorts,
feeling his crotch through the material.

Bret chuckles slightly as Maryse rubs his crotch, "I know it's been about ten
years since I've been in a wrestling promotion full time... but you got to
earn championships..." Bret says.

Maryse slyly lifts her sultry and beautiful eyes to glance up at Bret Hart "I
earn my championships..." Maryse says as she unsnaps the button of Bret
Hart's jean shorts.

"Well that's what the tournament is for..." Bret Hart says as Maryse unzips
his jeans shorts before she reaches into them to pull out Bret's nicely sized
cock, which is gradually hardening.

"I don't need any silly tournament.... vous me le nom Divas champion ce soir
Bret..." Maryse says as she narrows her eyes and wraps her left hand around
his gradually hardening shaft before the self-proclaimed "Sexiest of the
Sexy" drops down onto her knees on the floor of Bret Hart's office for the

"Mmmm... the more things change... the more they remain the same..." Bret
says to himself as Maryse smoothly moves her left hand back and forth along
his length of his cock.

Maryse slyly glances up at Bret Hart from down on her knees as she moves her
left hand up and down his nicely long and thick, now fully hard cock. "
Personne ne peut r‚sister … Maryse..." Maryse says with a laugh before she
leans her blond haired head down and slaps her sultry tongue against the head
of his cock.

"Ahhh..." Bret moans slightly as Maryse beats the head of his cock with her
soft, wet tongue. Maryse grips Bret's shaft firmly with her left hand as she
starts to circle and twirl her talented, wet tongue against the head of his
cock, occasionally teasing his piss-slit with the tip of her tongue. Bret
places his hands on the armrest of the couch as he looks down at Maryse as
she slides the tip of her tongue against the piss-slit of his rock hard
cock while she uses her left hand to stroke it.

"Mmmmmm..." Maryse seductively and slyly moans as she slaps her wet tongue
against the head of his cock before she parts her pouty and sultry lips,
lowering her blond haired head, and taking his cock into her incredibly
talented mouth.

"Mmmm... ahhh..." Bret groans as Maryse takes over half of his cock into her
sultry mouth before she closes her lips down on his shaft. Maryse lifts her
seductively and easily manipulative eyes to glance up at Bret Hart as she
starts to bob her blond hair head, sensually and teasingly sucking on his

"Mmmmm..." Bret moans as Maryse bobs her head at a slow, teasing pace on his
cock. Bret smirks slightly down at the gorgeous French-Canadian Diva as she
sucks his dick. Maryse starts to tap her wet tongue against the bottom slide
of Bret's cock as she moves her head at a continually smooth pace, sucking on
his cock with her pouty lips brushing against the shaft.

"Ahhh.... awww..." Bret groans as Maryse drags her moist pouty lips against
his cock whenever she's lifting her head up on his shaft before lowering her
down again. Maryse places both of her hands onto Bret Hart's toned waist as
she starts to bob her head at a quicker pace, slapping her tongue against his

"Mmmmm.... ahhh...." Bret licks his lips as Maryse pulls his jean shorts all
the way down to her feet as she swiftly bobs her head up and down on his
dick. Maryse presses her moist and luscious lips tightly around his shaft
before she lifts her blond haired head, leaving his cock dripping with
saliva. "Not bad..." Bret says to Maryse which gets the stunningly hot Diva
to raise an eyebrow.

"No. .. non ... non ... Bret qui a ‚t‚ parfait..." Maryse says with a smirk
as she scoots back on her knees and proceeds to lift her black top, exposing
her perfectly rounded and juicy, tanned tits.

"You know I don't speak French..." Bret says with a soft laugh as he takes a
look at Maryse's perfectly shaped and large tits. Maryse rolls her eyes and
arrogantly sighs at Bret Hart before smirking at him and seductively rises
from her knees on the office floor, standing up. Maryse places her hands onto
her seductively curved and smoothly shaped hips before pushing her short and
tight black shorts down from her waist. Bret smirks slightly as Maryse lowers
her short, tight fitting black shorts as he takes off his t-shirt. Even at
fifty-two years of age, Bret remains in good shape with a nicely toned upper

Maryse bites down on her bottom lip and seductively looks at Bret Hart.
"Mmmmm.... cherche toujours la bonne..." Maryse says before she steps out of
her black shorts and stands completely naked in front of him. Bret steps away
from the couch as Maryse checks him out. The former seven-time World Champion
takes hold of Maryse's hips and moves her to where she can bend over the
armrest of the couch. The 'Hitman' gets behind Maryse and proceeds to
smoothly guide his cock into her warm and tight pussy.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh..." Maryse moans and slyly glances over her shoulder to look
back at Bret Hart, feeling his shaft deeply inside of her perfectly wet and
tight pussy. Bret Hart places his hands on Maryse's waist as he begins to
firmly thrust his nicely long and thick cock in and out of her tight pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh mmmmm juste comme ‡a Hitman..." Maryse seductively groans
and leans her blond haired head back as she places her hands onto the couch,
while bending over the armrest, rocking back on her feet against Bret's
thrusting cock.

"Ahhh.... ahhhh.... awww..." Bret groans as he pumps his cock into Maryse's
pussy. The WWE Hall of Famer gradually pulls Maryse back against him so that
her gorgeous ass smacks against his waist as he fucks her.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh..." Maryse moans and flips her blond hair back, licking her
lips, as she rocks back and forth on her feet. Maryse's flawless and
seductive body grinds back against Bret's cock as he swiftly pumps his shaft
into her pussy from behind. Bret presses his teeth together as he drills
Maryse's pussy with swift and firm thrusts. With each of his thrusts, Bret
pushes his cock all the way into Maryse's wet and warm cunt.

"Mmmmmm...ohhhhh...ohhhhh Bret... si bon... si bon..." Maryse moans and
lustfully tilts her head back as she grinds her sultry, tanned ass back and
feels his cock ramming deeply into her pussy from behind.

"Ahhh.... mmmm...." Bret groans as he drills Maryse's pussy with deep thrusts
as she pushes back against him. Maryse seductively licks her teeth and slyly
glances over her shoulder to look back at Bret Hart, while she rocks back and
forth on her feet, with Bret's cock thrusting in and out of her pussy. Bret
Hart smirks at Maryse as he keeps his cock pumping in and out of Maryse's hot
and tight pussy before he pulls out suddenly.

Maryse presses her pouty and moist lips together as she slightly glares back
at Bret Hart. "Ce n'‚tait pas trŠs gentil Mr. Hitman..."

"Huh?" Bret asks with a raised eyebrow before he moves to sit on the couch as
Maryse follows him. Maryse tosses her gorgeous blond hair back as she moves
to stand in front of Bret Hart as he sits on the couch. Maryse slyly smirks
at Bret as she places her hands onto his shoulders and proceeds to straddle
his lap, lowering her incredibly seductive body down onto his cock.

"Mmmm..." Bret Hart groans as Maryse lowers herself all the way down on his
nicely sized cock. After she places her hands on his shoulders, Maryse begins
to rock slowly on Bret's shaft.

Maryse grits her teeth and closes her eyes as she starts to rock back and
forth on Bret's cock, smoothly grinding her pussy down on his shaft.
" like that Bret?" Maryse lustfully groans.

"Mmmmm ahhh it's not bad..." Bret replies with a grin as he begins to thrust
his cock upward inside of Maryse's pussy. Maryse leans her blond haired head
back as starts to rock on Bret's cock as a quicker pace, grinding her wet and
tight pussy against his shaft.

"Ahhh... awww..." Bret groans as Maryse grinds herself sharply on his upward
thrusting cock.

Maryse rubs her sultry and pouty lips together as she bounces up and down on
Bret's cock, feeling his shaft working upward into her tight pussy.

"Ahhh... mmmm... awww..." Bret Hart moans as the former Divas Champion
bounces up and down on his pistoning cock as she moves her hands from his
shoulders to place them on his chest. Maryse locks her seductive and
beautiful eyes with Bret as she rapidly bounces up and down on his cock, her
pussy tightening against his shaft.

"Ahhh... aww..." Bret groans as his cock starts to throb inside of Maryse's
tightening wet pussy as she swiftly rides his cock. Maryse arrogantly flips
her blond hair back as she grinds her pussy down on Bret's cock as she soon
begins to cum.

"Mmmm... ahhh..." Bret moans as he starts to cum inside of Maryse's soaking
wet pussy. Maryse raises an eyebrow and smirks at Bret as she feels his warm
cum flooding her pussy, while she slowly rocks back and forth on his cock.

"Mmmmm...." Bret licks his lips as his cock throbs as he fills Maryse's pussy
with his warm cum. Once he's finished cumming, the arrogant French-Canadian
Diva begins to lift herself off of the evening's Guest Host.

Maryse places her hands onto her gorgeously curved, smooth, tanned hips and
arrogantly flips her blond hair back. "Now...Bret, tonight you will name me
the new Divas Champion..." Maryse says with a confident smirk.

"Actually Maryse..." Bret says, "The Divas Championship Tournament is still
going to happen and you will have to win it to become the new Divas

Maryse narrows her eyes and slightly glares at Bret Hart " Etes-vous

"If you asked what I think you asked, yes I am serious..." Bret Hart replies,
"Championships are won in the ring... and if you are as good as you think you
are, you would have no problem winning..."

Maryse arrogantly shakes her blond haired head in protest. "
know, Bret, Mr. McMahon was right.... Bret viss‚s Bret..."

Bret smirks as he can tell what Maryse has said to him, "Actually Maryse... I
just screwed you..." Bret says. Maryse looks disgustedly at Bret Hart before
she rudely raises her left hand up toward Bret Hart and arrogantly tells him
to silence with her hand motion. Bret pushes Maryse's hand away from his
face, "And to tell the truth Maryse, Melina is twice the Diva you are... now
get out of my office."


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