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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

RAW's Crown Jewel
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

Shortly after the start of the February 22, 2010 edition of Monday Night RAW,
an intense and highly pissed off John Cena is storming to the backstage area
of Indianapolis, Indiana's Conseco Fieldhouse. Wearing his orange 'Never Give
Up' t-shirt and jean shorts, Cena a kicks trash can so hard that it ends up
going several feet down the hallway. Cena passes one of the evening's guest
host, Professional Bull Rider Ty Murray and WWE Producer Harvey Wippleman. Ty
raises an eyebrow, "Whew... I'd hate to be whoever he has to fight... he
looks mad as the last bull I rode..." Ty says as he comments on Cena's
apparent mood.

"That would be an understatement, believe me..." Harvey says as he and Ty
watch as Cena walks further into the backstage area.

A short time later after believing he's found an empty office where he can
vent, Cena opens the door and walks in, before stopping in his tracks when he
sees RAW's other Guest Host, the three time Grammy nominated singer Jewel,
wearing a yellow one piece styled top and dress outfit. "Oh... sorry..." John
says as Jewel looks at him with a surprised look on her face.

Jewel, sitting down on the couch inside of the office as she rests her
injured leg, softly smiles as she glances at the frustrated John Cena. "I can
I help you with something?" Jewel asks.

"No sorry... I was just looking for a place to blow off of some steam..."
John says before pausing, "And before you think I'm some big muscle guy who
storms in unannounced... I'm very sorry... didn't realize this was your

Jewel laughs a bit "Actually this isn't really my office...I'm kind of hiding
from someone..." Jewel says with a soft laugh as she looks sweetly at John

"Oh? Who?" John Cena asks.

Jewel presses her soft lips together "Ummmm...I think his name is Santino?
I'm not really sure...anyway...he keeps calling me Britney Spears and asking
for an autograph.

"Oh well... better keep this door closed..." John Cena laughs a bit before he
closes the door. "Santino has a bad habit of getting people confused..."

Jewel smiles and laughs lightly "Well...I just want to say that I'm so sorry
about what happened last night at the pay-per-view...totally unfair..." Jewel
says with a shake of her blond haired head.

"Unfair... I got screwed royally last night..." John Cena laughs a bit even
though he's obviously angry at what occurred.

Jewel bites down on her bottom lip and nods her head slightly "Well...yeah
you did..." Jewel replies with a laugh. " know John...there are alot
of times when I've had to perform for crowds and I've had a bad day...or even just need to release all that frustration..." Jewel says before
the gorgeous Guest Host shrugs her shoulders "Like...when I'm frustrated I go
for a run...what do you do to relieve that frustration?

"Depends.... normally I work out... or I take it out on whoever I'm facing in
the ring... which I can't do because if I get DQ'ed against that 6 foot 6
pansy later, I lose my shot at WrestleMania..." John replies.

Jewel nods her head and smiles at John Cena "Well those all are great
ways...anything else?" Jewel asks as she shifts slightly on the couch.

"Well... there is something else... it's pretty physical..." John says

Jewel raises an eyebrow "Like what?" Jewel asks with a laugh.

"You sure you want to know?" John asks.

Jewel nods her head and angelically smiles "Try me..."

John pauses, "Well... a good fuck helps..." John says with a bit of a nervous

Jewel licks her lips lightly and slightly blushes "Really?"

"Yeah.... and I did ask if you sure you wanted to know..." John says with a

Jewel rubs her soft and moist lips together " there any way I could
help with that?" The three-time Grammy nominated singer and Guest Host for
Monday Night RAW asks.

John Cena pauses for a moment and raises both eyebrows, "Did you just say...
what I thought you said?"

Jewel curiously looks at John Cena "What do you think you thought I just
said?" Jewel replies with a laugh.

"That you offered to help..." John answers.

"Well...I could...that is if you want me to..." Jewel replies with a smile.

"I'd have to be out of my mind to turn you down..." John Cena smiles before
he pauses again, "But what about your husband?" John asks.

Jewel smiles and shrugs her shoulders "Well...him and I made an agreement for
tonight...he could be with a Diva and I could be with a
strings attached..."

"Ohhhh... I see...." John Cena smiles, "Well then I'll love to have your

Jewel smiles and licks her luscious lips lightly "Good...but you'll have to
come over here...I'm a bit immobile at the moment..." Jewel says with a
laugh, motioning with her hand to her casted leg.

"That's no problem...." John replies with a smile as he takes off his t-
shirt, revealing his hot muscular upper body before he steps over towards the
couch. Jewel lightly tosses her gorgeous blond hair back as she watches John
Cena approach her as he walks toward the couch. Jewel's beautiful eyes lock
on his impressively muscular chest and abs. John unbuckles his belt and pulls
it through the loops of his jean shorts.

The multi-time WWE Champion then undoes his shorts just as he reaches the
couch. Jewel sits forward on the couch and places her hands onto John Cena's
muscular waist as he removes the belt from his jean shorts. Jewel smiles up
at John, before she starts to lower his jean shorts down from his muscular
waist. John smiles down at Jewel as she lowers his jean shorts, freeing
John's large thick and hardening cock in the process. Jewel pushes John's
shorts down to his feet and waits until he steps out of them. Jewel gently
places her left hand around John Cena's impressive cock as it begins to
gradually harden within her soothing hand. Jewel licks her pouty lips and
begins to gently move her hand up and down his long shaft.

"Mmmmm..." John moans as Jewel moves her left hand along the length of his
hardening cock. Jewel lowers her blond haired head down to John Cena's cock
and gently slides her soft, wet tongue against the swollen head of his cock,
as she smoothly moves her left hand against his fully hard cock.

"Ohhhhh man...." John moans as Jewel traces her tongue around the head of his
cock as she keeps stroking his cock with her left hand. Jewel cutely laughs
as she playfully flicks and slaps her wet tongue against the head of his
cock, nicely coating it with her wet and soothing saliva.

"Ahhh.... mmmm....awww..." John moans as Jewel works her soft wet tongue on
his cock. Jewel gently drags her soft, wet tongue against the tender piss-
slit of John Cena's cock before she opens her mouth and proceeds to lower her
blond haired head, in order to take his cock into her soothing mouth. Jewel
presses her soft and wet lips around his thick shaft and begins to smoothly
bob her head.

"Ohhhh damn... mmmm..." John moans and he tilts his head back as Jewel bobs
her blond haired head on his large hard and thick cock.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmmm..." Jewel gently moans as she soothingly moves her head on
John Cena's cock, while placing her hands onto his muscular waist as she
swiftly maneuvers her head along his shaft. John places his right hand on top
of Jewel's head as she quickly lifts and lowers her head on his cock while he
begins to thrust his dick into her mouth.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmm...ohhhhh...." Jewel softly moans as she slaps her wet tongue
against John Cena's thick shaft as she moves her blond haired head back and
forth to suck on his cock, while he pushes his shaft deeper into her wet

"Mmmmm... fuck..." John Cena moans as he smoothly thrusts his cock in and out
of Jewel's mouth as she continues to eagerly suck on his dick.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmmm" Jewel moans before she lifts her beautiful eyes and looks
up at the muscular John Cena as she perfectly sucks on his rock hard cock.

"Ahhhh... mmmm damn..." John moans as he looks down at Jewel as he smoothly
pumps his cock into her mouth.

Jewel slowly lifts her blond haired head from John Cena's cock and sweetly
smiles up at him "How are you feeling now?"

"Feeling a little better..." John Cena says with a grin as he leans down to
push the straps of Jewels dress off of her shoulders. Jewel smiles as she
lays back on the couch as John Cena smoothly removes her perfectly fitting
yellow, single-piece dress for her nicely toned and tanned body, exposing her
nicely rounded and firm tits, and her smoothly shaved pussy.

"Have to lift your leg for a sec..." John says as he gently lifts Jewel's
injured leg up slightly in order to pull her dress completely off of her
legs. Jewel smiles as she scoots back a bit on the couch, remaining laying
down, as John Cena climbs onto the couch to join the gorgeous RAW Guest Host.
John turns Jewel a bit so that her injured leg can rest on the couch while he
lifts her other leg up in order to lean it against himself. The hot, hunky
WWE Superstar proceeds to guide his large thick cock into Jewel's hot, tight
and wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh....mmmmm..." Jewel moans and gently grits her teeth as she feels
his long cock entering her tight and wet pussy.

"Mmmm... ahhh...." John groans as he thrusts his cock into Jewel's pussy at a
steady pace. Jewel closes her eyes and gently places her hands onto John
Cena's muscular arms as he deeply thrusts his cock into her tight, wet and
warm pussy. Jewel gently moves underneath John Cena, working against his
nicely firm thrusts.

"Ahhh... ahhh..." John grunts as he deeply pushes his cock into Jewel's tight
pussy with each of his smooth thrusts while she begins to lightly grind
herself against him.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhhh yeah...ohhhh John..." Jewel moans as she feels his large
cock thrusting deeply inside of her wet, tight pussy. Jewel licks her lips
and comfortably lays her head back on the couch as his thrusts continue and
increase with speed. John grits his teeth as he swiftly pumps his cock into
Jewel's pussy. The hunky WWE Superstar's large ballsack smacks loudly against
Jewel's smooth skin as he fucks the gorgeous blond haired singer.

"Ohhhhh...ohhhh yeah John...ohhhh..." Jewel softly moans as she lifts her
gorgeously curved, tanned body up towards John's muscular body as he deeply
thrusts his cock into her wet and warm pussy.

"Mmmm ahhh... awww..." John Cena groans as Jewel's raised leg slips from it's
position against his muscular body while he continued to fuck her. John
places his hands on Jewel's waist and gradually turns over until she's on top
of him. Jewel sweetly smiles down at John Cena as she lightly tosses her
gorgeous blond hair back and places her hands gently onto his muscular chest
before she starts to smoothly rock back and forth on his shaft, grinding her
pussy against his shaft.

"Mmmm... ahhh..." John moans as Jewel rocks back and forth on his cock as he
thrusts it upward into her warm, tight and wet pussy.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh yeah John...mmmm that feels so good..." Jewel groans and
bites down on her bottom lip as she grinds her pussy down gently on his cock
while swiftly rocking back and forth on his rock hard cock.

"Mmmm took the words... ahhh right out of my mouth.." John replies as Jewel
starts to bounce slightly on his cock as he drives it up into her.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhh yeah..." Jewel continues to moan as she feels John's strong
hands massaging her hips as she smoothly bounces on his rock hard cock. John
places his hands on Jewel's waist and helps the gorgeous singer rise and fall
on his upward thrusting cock.

"Ohhhhhh...ohhhhh John!" Jewel moans lustfully as she rocks back and forth on
his cock, lowering smoothly down on his entire shaft.

"Mmmmm ahhh... awww... ahhh..." John groans as he starts to sit up on the
couch as Jewel continues to ride his large cock. John wraps his arms around
Jewel's body and stands up from the couch while keeping his shaft inside of
her pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...mmmmmm John...ohhhhh..." Jewel moans and tilts her head back
slightly as her gorgeous legs hook around his muscular waist and bounces
rapidly on his shaft, while he rams his cock upward into her pussy.

"Aww... ahhh..." John grunts as he drives his cock swiftly into Jewel's pussy
as she holds onto him and bounces on his dick at the same time.

"Ohhhhhh...mmmm John..." Jewel moans as she places her hands onto his
muscular arms as he deeply pumps his cock upward into her wet and warm, tight
pussy. John licks his lips as sweat begins to drip from his muscular body as
he holds Jewel while he rams his now throbbing cock into Jewel's pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh...ohhhh John..." Jewel moans, breathing heavily and rocking forward
on his shaft, as her pussy begins to tighten

"Ahhh.... awww...." John groans as he begins to cum inside of Jewel's wet and
tightening pussy.

Jewel's gorgeous and slightly sweat coated body tenses as she feels his warm
cum flooding out from his throbbing cock. "Ohhhhhh...."

"Ahhh... ohhh fuck..." John moans as he sits down on the couch with Jewel
still mounted on his cum shooting cock.

Jewel gently moves her soft hands against his slightly sweat coated muscular
chest while she gently rocks back and forth on his cock. "Ohhhhh

"Whew.... man... that was... I feel a lot better now..." John says as he
finishes cumming inside of Jewel's pussy.

Jewel smiles and cutely laughs "Well I'm glad you're feeling better..." Jewel
says before she moves to gently lift herself off of John Cena's cock and to
sit down next to him on the couch. "But you know what...I think I just got an

"Oh yeah?" John Cena asks as he looks at the three time Grammy nominated

Jewel nods her blond haired head "Yeah I do...since I am Guest Host tonight
for RAW, how about I give something special for the fans here at the arena,
after the cameras stop rolling for Monday Night and Batista in the

John smiles, "I like that idea... I like it a lot... and I know Batista will
hate it when I kick his ass all over Indianapolis!"

Jewel smiles and nods her head "And I know Indianapolis will love it a lot!"


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