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Now... Kristi and Dice present:

RamPaige'ing Valentine
by Kristi ( and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

On the afternoon of February 10, 2015, the Real American Jack Swagger, wearing a wrestling singlet and hooded jacket, is in the backstage area of the Nutter Center, preparing for that evenings tapings of Main Event and SmackDown as Paige, wearing a gray jacket with the SHIMMER logo, black bottoms and a 'Make Me Scream' t-shirt, approaches him, "Hey corn-fed... you and I got to talk... and I mean right now..." Paige says as she gets right in front of the former World Heavyweight Champion.

"All right...what's going on?" Swagger says with some confusion.

"That's what I should be bloody asking... you don't think I saw what you said?" Paige asks as she places her hands on her hips.

"I don't have a clue what you're talking about..." Swagger replies.

"Oh you don't? Are you just a big old dumb wanker who can't remember when he's being asked something in front of a camera?" Paige asks.

"Paige, look, I honestly don't know what this is about..." Swagger says.

"You bloody named me as one your 'Dream Date' choices on that lovey dovey special on the WWE Network..." Paige says as she glares at the former World Heavyweight Champion.

"Oh... well...." Swagger says as he starts to see what Paige is apparently pissed about.

"What's the matter wanker? Looking to get a date for Valentine's Day this weekend? Last I checked you were booked for the blooming Abu Dhabi tour..." Paige says as she folds her arms across her chest.

"Look Paige, it was just for a silly special... I didn't mean anything..."

"Oh bloody really?" Paige asks, "A big corn fed wanker like you wouldn't be trying to get a snog and shag with me when you dropped my name for that special... you expect me to believe that?"

"Believe what you want... you just came to mind when I asked about a dream date..." Swagger says.

"See that's the bloody problem, I'm not into dating any of the boys..." Paige says before licking her teeth, "But getting a good fuck with one of them... that's a whole other story... so what do you say corn-fed...up for just a stiff Valentines shag?"

"Ummm... yeah... hell yeah..." Jack Swagger replies while being stunned by Paige's blunt question.

Paige smirks, "Good think you didn't think too long corn-fed..." The former Divas Champion says, "Cause then I'd would've been even more pissed..."

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A short while later inside one of the arena offices, Paige is leaning back on a couch with her legs spread while Jack Swagger is lapping his tongue against her perfectly shaven snatch while he is kneeling on the floor, "Mmmmm fuck... ohhh yes lick my cunny..." Paige moans as she watches Swagger's blond haired head moves as he moves his tongue against the soft lips of her pussy.

"Mmmmm... mmmm..." Swagger moans as he moves his tongue up and down against Paige's snatch while he places his hands on her hips.

"Ohhhh shit.. ahhh yeah... fuck..." Paige moans as she rocks on the couch, pushing her twat against the Real American's tongue as he drags its against the entrance to her cunt.

"Mmmm... mmm.." Swagger moans as he licks the WWE's resident Glampire's cunt before gradually he starts to push his tongue into her snatch.

"Ohhhh mmmm fuck..." Paige groans lustfully as the Real American starts to dart his tongue in and out of her pussy and causing her to slouch on the couch as she raises her hips to hump herself against his face.

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." Swagger moans while he probes Paige's cunt with his tongue as she lustfully grinds herself against his face.

"Ohhhh shit... mmmm fuck... ohhh..." Paige bites her bottom lips and lifts her pale legs straight up into the air as Jack Swagger rolls his tongue within her pussy.

"Mmmmm.. mmmm..." The Big Hoss from Oklahoma moans as he tongue fucks the second generation Diva's cunt at a swift rate.

"Ohhhh fuck... ohhhh damn you corn-fed wanker... mmmm shit..." Paige moans as Swagger move his tongue around inside of her pussy for another minute before he lifts his up from her snatch. Paige licks her teeth as she watches Jack Swagger stand up and pushes his wrestling singlet let that is already rolled down to his waist downward, freeing his huge Real American dick, "Fuck... the only good thing about the bloody Valentine's holiday is finding some corn-fed wanker crushing on me who happens to have a huge dick..." Paige says as she adjusts her position on the couch while keeping her legs spread.

"Thanks...I think..." Swagger says as he gets back between Paige's legs and proceeds to guide his large tool into her very wet and tight cunt.

"Ohhhhh shit... mmmm..." Paige moans as her British cunt is invaded by the big meat pole of the former World Heavyweight Champion.

"Ahhhh... ahhh..." Swagger groans as he places his hands on Paige's thighs as he starts to pump his cock in and out of her snatch with firm thrusts.

"Ohhhhh fuck... ahhh..." Paige moans and rocks on the couch while placing both hands on Swagger's arms as he rams his dick into her pussy.

"Ahhhh... awwww..." The Big Hoss groans as he shoves his cock deeper into the Glampire's snug pussy, which soon results in his balls smacking against her flesh with each of his thrusts.

"Ohhhh yeah... mmmm fuck that twat... ohhhh shit..." Paige licks her teeth as she looks up at Swagger as she keeps her legs spread as wide as possible as he slams every inch of his dick into her pussy as he leans forward and places his hands on the couch's back rest.

"Mmmmm ahhhh... awww..." Jack Swagger grunts as he hammers Paige's pussy with powerful thrusts as if his intent is to drive the former Divas Champion through the couch.

"Ohhh yeah... mmmm fuck... ohhh... I want to be on top.... NOW..." Paige moans as she constantly feels Swagger's large balls slapping against her skin following every one of his stiff thrusts.

"Mmmmm... ahhhh..." Jack Swagger nods his head as he drives his whole dick into Paige and holds it inside of her as he grabs her by her torso and lifts her from the couch. The Big Hoss from Oklahoma turns around and sits on the couch with Paige on his lap and his dick buried in her twat.

"You had the fucking never to call me a bloody dream date when you're going over seas... fucking corn-fed wanker..." Paige smirks as she starts to move her hips, grinding her pussy down onto Swagger's cock while she feels his hands being placed on her waist.

"Ahhhh... mmmm..." Swagger moans as he watches as Paige tosses her hair back as she gradually starts to lift herself up and drop down on his big Real American dick.

"Ohhh mmmm yeah... mmm..." Paige moans as she bounces up and down on his long fat dick of The Big Hoss and she deliberately makes sure to grind her pussy down on his dick each time she drops on his tool.

"Awwww shit... mmmm seemed to work out for the best..." Jack Swagger moans as he watches Paige's pale tits bounce as she rides his dick.

"Mmmm... mmmm shit... ohhhh...bloody hell..." Paige moans whorishly as her round backside crashes down against the powerful legs of Jack Swagger while she bounces on his meat pole.

"Ohhhh fuck... awww mmmm..." The Big Hoss grits his teeth as Paige grabs two handfuls of his blond hair as she aggressively rides his cock before he finally starts to ram his dick up into her.

"Mmmmmm ahhhh shit... ahhh..." Paige screams with desire as she bounces wildly on the pistoning cock of two time NCAA Champion while she leans her head forward and slaps her tongue against his lips.

"Ahhhh awww mmm..." Swagger groans as he moves his hands behind Paige and grabs both of her ass cheeks which he squeezes each time Paige lifts herself on his pistoning dick.

"Ohhh yeah... bet you want to ram that big knob into my arse..." Paige says with gritted teeth as she drops sharply on Jack Swagger's thrusting meat stick.

"Mmmmm whatever gave you that idea?" Swagger asks as he keeps ramming his dick up into the Glampire's twat with brisk and firm thrusts as he plays with her ass cheeks.

"Ohhhh ahhh that's what all you corn-fed wankers love to do to anything you get your hands on..." Paige replies with a lustful grin as she brings herself to a stop on the former World Heavyweight Champion's thrusting dick.

"Awww... so why don't you get yourself in position then..." Swagger says as he lifts the sweat covered Glampire off of his cock and sets her next to himself on the couch.

"Give me a damn bloody chance to do so!" Paige snaps with a smirk as she pushes her damp black hair back before getting on her hands and knees on the couch. The WWE's Glampire looks back over her shoulder and licks her teeth as she watches The Big Hoss kneel behind her and proceeds to shove his huge cock between her ass cheeks and into her asshole, "Awwww fuck!" Paige groans as her ass is invaded with the huge Real American dick.

"Ahhhh.. mmmm..." Swagger grunts as he grabs Paige by her hips while he starts to pump his dick in and out of Paige's rear end.

"Ohhhhh... ohhhh fuck my arse! Ohhhhh!" Paige moans loudly as Swagger slams his dick into her anal cavity, forcing her asshole to expand around his pistoning tool while his balls slap against her backside.

"Ahhhh... ahhhhh..." Jack Swagger groans as he brutally pounds the rear end of the former Divas Champion, causing her to jolt forward only for her to violently buck back against him.

"Ohhhh mmmm fuck ahhhh yes! That's a big... fucking dick in my arse!" Paige screams and tosses her head back as she uses every ounce of strength she has to push back against the one of the larger Superstars on the WWE roster.

"Ahhhh... awww ahhhh..." The Big Hoss from Oklahoma moans as he rams every fat inch of his dick into the ass of the Diva who confronted him over naming her as his Dream Date on the WWE Network.

"Mmmmm shit... ahhhh ohhh fuck that arse you bloody corn-fed wanker!" Paige yells lustfully as she balls of Jack Swagger smack against her pussy as he repeatedly pushes his whole shaft into her asshole as sweat drips off of both of their bodies.

"Ahhhh... ahhhh awww..." Swagger grits his teeth as he complies with the Glampire's desire fueled demands with eager intensity, pounding her ass with thrusts that very few Divas past or present could withstand.

"Ohhhh... ohhh shit... mmm fuck..." Paige moans and hangs her head as her body trembles when she begins to climax as a result of the stiff ass fucking she's on the receiving end of.

"Ahhhh ahhh awww... ahhh..." Swagger grunts loudly while not easing up on the intense manner of how he's ramming his cock into Paige's fully loosened anal cavity as Paige's arms finally buckle and her upper body collapses on the couch.

"Mmmmm shit... ahhh ohhh..." Paige breath deeply with satisfaction as her climax induced by the anal pounding slowly subsides and exhaustion starts to set in while she starts to feel Swagger's cock throbbing within her deeply fucked ass.

"Awww mmm fuck..." Swagger moans as he firmly pumps his dick a few more times into Paige's rear end before removing his tool from her now gapping asshole.

"Ohhhh... like I took a fucking log up my bum..." Paige says after The Big Hoss's dick leaves her ass hole. The former Divas Champion rolls off the couch and sits on her knees on the floor, "Give me that dick... nothing like tasting my arse on some corn-fed wanker's huge cock..." Paige says while licking her lips.

"Not going to question your choice of diet..." Swagger says as he gets off the couch and steps in front of the Glampire, which allows Paige to grab his throbbing tool with her right hand.

"Just don't pop too soon..." Paige replies with a wicked grin as she laps her tongue against the bottom side of Swagger's cock followed by twirling her tongue around the large crown.

"Mmmmm..." Jack Swagger moans as Paige teases the tip of his dick with her tongue for just a few seconds before taking his tool into her mouth.

"Ohhhhh mmmm..." Paige moans as she tightly wraps her lips around the Big Hoss's dick that was slamming into the depths of her asshole just a few moments ago before she starts to bob her head.

"Awww... ahhhh fuck..." Swagger groans as his cock throbs between Paige's lips as she sucks and slurps on his tool with her sweat dampened black hair perfectly framing her pale face.

"Mmmmm... mmmm..." The second-generation Diva moans as she brings her free hand up to cup Jack Swagger's heavy balls as she slobbers whorishly on his dick.

"Ohhhh ahhh fuck... awww..." Jack Swagger moans as Paige takes his cock further into her mouth as it throbs more intensely with each passing moment.

"Mmmm... mmmmm.. ohhhh..." Paige moans as she grinds her lips against Jack Swagger's heavily throbbing cock as she continues to bob her head on his tool.

"Ohhhh fuck... awww ahhhh..." Swagger clenches his teeth and he places both hands on Paige's head as he starts to cum inside of her mouth.

"Mmmmm gahhh ahhh mmmm..." The Glampire gags slightly and moans as The Big Hoss's erupting cock as he floods her mouth with his jizz that she eagerly gulps down.

"Ohhhh ahhh damn ahhh..." Swagger moans as he keeps his hands on Paige's head for a few moments until he's totally spent at which time he pulls his dick from her between her lips.

"Mmmmm..." Paige licks her lips after Swagger's shaft leaves her mouth and she smirks up at him, "Listen you big dick corn-fed wanker... you better fucking name me as a dream date again next year if asked... so I'll have an excuse to screw you possibly on Valentine's Day..."


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