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Rated R Productions Volume 25
by Kristi (
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (

At WWE Films Studios, inside of his office, the Rated R Superstar Edge is in
a meeting with Stephanie McMahon, "What do you mean the budget is getting
slashed again?" Edge asks as he sits up straight in his office chair. "It got
slashed the last two months!"

Stephanie McMahon narrows her eyes and leans forward in her chair "Well how
about this then...." Stephanie says cupping her hands together and firmly
looking at Edge "We keep Rated R Productions going steadily along and we make
a suitable budget cut by eliminating one of MY company's biggest stars?"

Edge looks at Stephanie with a raised eyebrow, "I'm already under paid as is
for what I got to deal with half the time."

Stephanie rolls her eyes " and everybody else!" Stephanie McMahon
snaps back before presses her lips together "Now...If I can continue, Michael
Hayes has come up with a brilliant alternative..."

"This should be rich... what did the Freebird come up with?" Edge asks as he
leans back in his chair.

Stephanie lightly shrugs her shoulders "Well...its still in the planning
stages and needs to finalized work before we proceed forward...but it will
definitely save MY company a lot of money without having to get all the copy
rights to the movies that are parodied." Stephanie pauses "Unfortunately
because of this business decision Rated R Productions will be eliminated..."

"EXCUSE ME?!" Edge snaps.

Stephanie raises her eyebrow slightly at Edge and then smirks "I see husband
and wife are much alike..." Stephanie says with a laugh.

Edge pauses and looks at Stephanie, "That ain't fucking funny... what do you
mean that Rated R Productions will be eliminated?"

Stephanie McMahon sighs "Edge...what don't you understand. Rated R
Productions will be wrapping..." Stephanie lightly tosses her brown hair back
"Now...I did happen to look over the contract you have for serving as
director and you agreed to direct twenty-five volumes total...and we will
honor that"

"So this is the last one?! Fuck... you know what... I'm going to raise the
standards so fucking high that..." Edge says as he gets up from his office

Stephanie raises her hands up "Edge...wait just a moment, now...I do want you
heavily involved in this new project as well..."

"Involved how?" Edge asks.

Stephanie smirks. "I'll tell you..."

SCENE 1 - "Cock of Love"

Lead singer of D-X, Shawn Michaels is wearing a black t-shirt, red bandana
and black jeans as he looks at the camera, "Whew... the last couple of nights
to pick my final two was really intense... I mean first was being with
Jillian, who insisted on going to a Karaoke bar... and well... she tried to
sing which didn't go over to well with the locals. Of course there was
hanging with Layla at a strip club where she showed that she got the moves...
but I think the time I spent with Eve was really something.... I really felt
a connection with her...."

* * *

Screen transitions to a elegantly decorated table outside under the beautiful
moonlight as Eve Torres, dressed in a short black skirt and a somewhat
revealing white top, stands by the table eagerly awaiting Shawn Michaels
after preparing a romantic meal for him.

Shawn comes out of the mansion, wearing a tan colored cowboy hat, a loose
fitting black shirt and jeans, "Hey Eve..." Shawn says as he walks over
towards her and the table.

Eve cutely blushes and presses her shoulders up "Hey Shawn!" Eve says before
she softly and lustfully kisses Shawn on the lips once he approaches the

"Mmm..." Shawn moans as bit as Eve slides her tongue into his mouth before
she breaks the kiss, "Now that was good..." Shawn smiles.

Eve smiles as she takes Shawn's hand and leads him over to his chair at the
table "I missed you all day!"

"Well you know... had to spend equal time with the other girls... cause I got
a really big decision to make..." Shawn says as Eve has him sit down on one
of the two chairs at the table.

"But I'm your favorite Shawn, right..." Eve says with a cute laugh before she
stands in front of Shawn Michaels as he sits down on the chair "Now...I made
some dinner for you and me to have out here...but..."

"But?" Shawn raises an eyebrow as he leans back in his chair while he looks
at the gorgeous Eve Torres.

"I think we should have dessert first..." Eve replies with a sweet smile as
she leans forward and places her hands down onto Shawn's knees before she
sensually kisses his lips.

"Mmmm..." Shawn moans as he starts to return Eve's kiss by sliding his tongue
into her mouth as she kisses him. Eve flicks her tongue against Shawn's
tongue as she feels it enter her sweet mouth. Eve lustfully returns the kiss,
lapping her tongue around his tongue as she slides her hands from his knees,
up his legs and towards the crotch of his jeans.

"Mmmm..." Shawn moans as he feels Eve's hands on his crotch as she starts to
unbuckle his belt. Shawn slides his tongue around Eve's tongue as he takes
off his cowboy hat revealing a red bandana underneath. Eve slowly breaks the
kiss and sweetly smiles at Shawn Michaels as she slides the belt out from his
waist and proceeds to sink down onto her knees in front of him while she
starts to unbutton and unzip his jeans.

"I think I'm going to like what you have in mind for desert...' Shawn says as
Eve opens up his jeans and tugs them down enough so that his hardening cock
is freed. Eve tosses her beautiful, smooth, long brown hair back and smiles
up at Shawn as she places her left hand around the base of Shawn's semi-hard
cock and pulls his shaft to her pouty, sultry lips. Eve opens her mouth and
lowers her head to take the upper half of his cock into her hot and wet

"Mmmmmm..." Shawn moans as Eve slowly sucks on his long, hardening cock while
she strokes the lower half of his cock with her left hand. Eve closes her
eyes and wraps her sultry lips around Shawn's cock while she smoothly lifts
and lowers her head beginning to suck his cock at a smooth, steady pace as
she feels his cock hardening against her soft lips.

"Ahhhhh yeah...." Shawn moans as Eve's lips brush against his cock as she
lifts and lowers and her head at a nice pace on his rock hard cock. Eve turns
her head slightly on Shawn's cock as she starts to lift and lower her head on
Shawn's cock at a quicker pace. As Eve rocks her head forward, sucking on his
cock, her brown dangling hair brushes against his muscular legs.

"Mmmmm.... ohhhh yeah Eve.... ahhh..." Shawn moans as he brings his right
hand to Eve's head and he pushes her brown hair back so that he can see her
beautiful face. Eve lifts her beautiful, sultry eyes and looks up at Shawn
Michaels as she continues to move her head on his cock, grinding her soft
lips on his shaft while she lowers her head constantly further down on his

"Ahhhh.... ohhhh damn...." Shawn Michaels moans as Eve slides her tongue
against his cock as she continues to suck his cock while she looks up at him.
Eve Torres slaps her wet tongue tenderly against the bottom side of Shawn's
cock before she sharply twists her head and incredibly lowers her head down
on his entire cock.

"Mmmmm fuck... awww.... damn..." Shawn moans as he licks his lips as Eve deep
throats his meaty, long shaft. Eve slowly lifts her head up from Shawn's cock
and flicks her tongue against the head of his cock before she scoots back on
her knees to stand up from the ground.

"Fuck.... so what else is for desert?" Shawn asks as he watches Eve as she
begins to remove her white top. Eve tilts her head back slightly as she lifts
her top to expose her large and juicy, ripe tits, tossing her white top down
onto the ground before she steps forward to Shawn Michaels and gently
straddles his lap, surprising him by lowering her pussy down onto his cock,
while keeping her skirt on.

"Mmmmmm fuck..." Shawn moans as Eve lowers herself on his cock. Shawn places
his hands on Eve's waist as she begins to rock back and forth on stiff, large
dick. Eve places her hands onto Shawn's nicely hair covered, toned chest as
she smoothly rocks back and forth on his shaft, rubbing her incredibly shaped
ass against his muscular legs.

"Ohhhh yeah.... mmmm fuck..." Shawn moans as he slides his hands to Eve's ass
cheeks as she rocks on his cock. Shawn then begins to thrust his cock up into
her hot, tight and wet pussy.

"Ohhhh! Ohhhhhh yeah!" Eve moans and tilts her head back as she starts to
smoothly bounce up and down on his cock as she continues to perfectly guide
her sultry body back and forth. Shawn licks his lips as Eve grinds herself on
his cock as he pumps it up into her hot pussy. Shawn squeezes Eve's ass
cheeks as she slides her hands over his hair covered, toned and tanned chest.

"Mmmmm ohhhh yeah Shawn..." Eve moans lustfully as she sharply bounces up and
down on his cock, her juicy tits bouncing freely.

"Ohhhh fuck yeah... ahhh... mmm..." Shawn moans as he thrusts his cock firmly
into Eve's hot pussy as she bounces eagerly on his meaty cock. Eve gently
slides her hands to Shawn's shoulders as she leans forward and lustfully
kisses his lips while seductively rocking back and forth on his cock.

"Mmmmm..." Shawn moans into Eve's mouth as she slides his tongue back into
her mouth. Shawn stands up from the chair and sits Eve on the table as he
continues to drive his cock into her pussy as he kisses her.

"Mmmmm...." Eve lustfully moans into Shawn's mouth as she rocks back and
forth on the surface of the table as he deeply slams his cock into her warm
and wet pussy. Shawn slides his tongue against Eve's tongue as he drives his
cock firmly into her hot and wet pussy as she wraps her legs around his
waist. Eve sultry lips grind against Shawn's firm lips as she grinds forward
against his cock, rocking swiftly on the edge of the table, feeling his cock
deeply pumping his shaft into her.

Shawn breaks the kiss with Eve as he continues to ram his cock into her
pussy, "Ahhh yeah... mmmm yeah..." Shawn moans as Eve proceeds to lean back
on the table as he fucks her.

Eve tilts her head against the table and closes her eyes as Shawn Michaels
deeply slams his cock into her pussy causing her to slide back and forth
against the table, knocking the prepared dinner off of the table and onto the
ground. "Ohhhhh Shawn! Ohhhh!" Eve moans.

"Ahhhh... awww.... mmmm...' Shawn grunts as he deeply fucks Eve's pussy as
she thrusts herself against him so that she's matching his pace. Eve licks
her lips as she feels his long shaft ramming in and out of her wet, tight
pussy as the table beneath her that she is laying on starts to rock slightly.

"Mmmm yeah... ahhh yeah... you like that..." Shawn Michaels groans as he
drills Eve's hot pussy.

"Ohhhh! Ohhhh yeah Shawn!" Eve moans loudly as she arches her back and rocks
forward against the table to match Shawn's thrusts as he rams his cock deeply
into her pussy. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhh yeah!" Eve moans before she starts to cum on
his cock.

"Ahhhh.... ohhhh fuck.... mmmm come on baby... show me you how much you love
it...." Shawn groans as he pulls his throbbing cock out of Eve's hot, wet
pussy before he takes a step back from table. Eve sits up on the table and
eagerly licks her lipst before she places her hands down on the edge of the
table to ease herself off and down onto the floor in front of Shawn Michaels.
Eve locks her sultry eyes with Shawn as she opens her mouth and leans her
head in forward to swallow his cock.

"Ohhhhh yeah.... mmmm..." Shawn moans as he wraps a hand around the lower
half of his cock to stroke it as Eve sucks on the head of his dick. Eve
closes her eyes as she intently focuses on sucking Shawn's cock, working her
soft and pouty lips against his long, throbbing cock as she guides her tongue
against the bottom side of his shaft.

"Awww.... ahhhh fuck.... ohhhhh yeah!" Shawn moans as he starts to cum inside
of Eve's hot, wet and eager mouth.

"Mmmmmmmm!" Eve moans as she presses her lips tightly around his cock and
holds his cock deeply inside of her hot mouth as she feels and tastes his
warm cum draining from his cock.

"Ahhh... ohhh yeah..." Shawn moans, "Mmmm my decision is going to be a tough

Eve slowly lifts her head up from Shawn's cock after swallowing his cum and
she cutely smiles "I sure hope you keep me around..."

* * *

The next evening in the foyer of the Cock of Love mansion, Layla, Jillian and
Eve are all waiting to see who Shawn has picked to be in his final two. They
all look towards the open door as Shawn Michaels enters with his bodyguard
Ezekiel Jackson behind him and is holding two of the backstage access passes.
"Hey girls..." Shawn says with a smile.

"Hey Shawn..." Eve Torres says with a sweet smile.

Layla seductively licks her lips and smirks "Hey baby...."

"OH MY GOD! HI SHAWN!" Jillian Hall says over zealously.

Shawn smiles at the three gorgeous ladies, "Yesterday was incredible... and I
really got to know all of you a lot better..." Shawn says before he turns to
Ezekiel who hands him the two passes, "But only two of you can stay..." Shawn
sighs as he looks at the two passes and at the three ladies.

Jillian claps her hands eagerly together "Oh baby! I know I'm getting a

Shawn takes a deep breath, "This is not going to be easy... but...
Jillian..." Shawn starts to say.

Jillian smiles widely "Yes! Oh thank you Shawn!" Jillian Hall says before she
tosses her blonde hair back and steps down from the alter where the girls
stand and starts to approach Shawn Michaels.

"Jillian... you're not getting a pass..." Shawn Michaels says, which cause
Jillian to stop in her tracks.

Jillian opens her mouth in shock "What! No this can't be!"

"Jillian you are an incredible person... but I don't think you're right for
me...." Shawn says.

"But...I sang for you!"

"Yeah... and I must admit that you're something else behind the mic..." Shawn
says, "But it's time for you to go..." Shawn says as he motions to the door
as Ezekiel prepares himself in case there's any trouble.

Jillian Hall narrows her eyes "No! I'm not leaving!"

Shawn sighs before he looks at Ezekiel, "Zeke... " Ezekiel nods his head
once and steps towards Jillian, picks her up and puts her over his left
shoulder as he starts to carry her out the door.

"And Cut..." Edge says as he gets off of his director's chair.

Shawn Michaels walks over to him, "Hey tough break about this being the last
volume..." Shawn says.

Edge shrugs, "It's no big deal... with what Stephanie told me about the new
series I'm looking forward to it..." Edge says as he sees that Layla is
waving for him. "Talk to you later..." Edge says before he walks over to
Layla, "What's up?"

Layla places her hands onto her smoothly rounded hips and smirks at Edge
", what's this big news about Stephanie and a new project?"

Edge smirks, "The details aren't completely set, but each volume will star
one Diva in particular... for example... you'll be the star of whichever
volume you're doing multiple scenes for."

Layla narrows her eyes and smirks "Will I still get to work with my favorite

Edge licks his teeth, "Of course you'll still get to work with me..."

Layla raises an eyebrow and makes a face at Edge "You!?"

Edge raises an eyebrow, "Yeah me... you've had all your best scenes with
me..." Edge says.

Layla rolls her eyes and laughs "I wasn't talking about you! I was talking
about my good buddy, the craziest stud around...The Miz!"

"Oh... him.... yeah, I guess you'll get a few scenes with him from time to
time..." Edge says. Layla sighs and shakes her head at Edge before she
seductively walks away from Edge. Edge stands with a shocked look on his face
as he feels the presence of someone standing behind him.

Edge slides a hand through his hair as he turns around, "What?"

WWE Legend and former Head of Security for Rated R Productions, Ron Simmons
presses his lips firmly together and shakes his head as he places his hands
onto his waist. Ron Simmons glances up at the ceiling before looking at Edge.

Edge narrows his eyes, "Oh shut up! You're just as bad as Dick Johnson..."

* * *

The next day at WWE Films Studios, Edge is talking with Maria inside of her
dressing room, "Are you sure you don't want to know who's going to be in your
scene?" Edge asks.

Maria scrunches her nose up and cutely giggles "No I don't Edge..." Maria
says before she blushes and cutely lowers her head "I think it'll make it
more exciting for me...I read the script and how the scene is laid out and I
think I'll have more fun with it that way!"

"Alright..." Edge smirks, "I was a little surprised this type of scene wasn't
done earlier you know..."

Maria bites down on her bottom lip and cutely looks up at Edge "Would you
mind helping me with my lines before we start filming?"

Edge smirks, "Sure but you don't have any dialogue with anyone in the scene
except when you see the..." Edge says.

Maria blushes and laughs "I know..."

Edge grins, "Maria... have I told you that you're my favorite Diva?"

Maria rubs her sweet and pouty lips together and shakes her head "No...I
don't think so..."

"Well you are..." Edge licks his teeth.

SCENE 2 - "Punk'd"

"Hey ya'll!" CM Punk says as he speaks into a camera, wearing a 80s styled
Chicago Cubs hat, a black t-shirt and jeans, "Welcome to Punk'd the show
where we use hidden cameras to catch hot women doing even hotter things! I'm
CM Punk... and this week, we're here in a Chicago apartment complex where
this hottie named Maria lives..." CM Punk holds a picture of gorgeous red-
haired woman in a bikini, "Now I heard on good authority that she totally
loved to do some glory hold action, so what we did was get access to the next
door apartment which was vacant and drilled a partial hole into the shower
inside of Maria's apartment..." Punk then pauses as he hears something, "Oh
snap, she's coming... quick turn on the hidden cameras in her bathroom!"

* * *

Inside of her bathroom, Maria flips on the lights as she walks in. Maria
casually looks around inside her bathroom in her apartment and presses her
soft lips together as she steps over to the sink and glances into the mirror.
Maria slides her hands through her smooth, long red hair as she appears to
fixing her hair in the mirror, while dressed in a short white skirt and a
low-cut black top.

As Maria fixes her hair, she hears the sound of something falling inside of
her bathtub. She turns to investigate it and sees a hole in the wall. Maria
raises one eyebrow and then raises her other eyebrow when she sees a rather
large, and thick cock poking into her bathroom through the hole.

Maria slowly licks her lips and cutely laughs "Oh my..." Maria seductively
bites down on her bottom lip as she steps closer towards the bathtub, keeping
her eyes locked on the hard cock poking through the hole in her bathroom

From the other side of the wall, CM Punk is watching Maria on a monitor, "Man
she is hot..." Punk says as he moves his hips a bit so that his cock moves
back and forth through the hall in the wall. Maria tosses her red hair back
and leans down closer towards the mysterious cock before she places her left
hand around the lower portion of the cock and proceeds to drop down onto her
knees while now inside of the bathtub.

"Mmmmm..." Punk moans from his side of the wall as Maria begins to stroke his
cock with her left hand while she kneels inside of her bathtub. Maria leans
her head forward and closes her eyes as she brushes her wet, nicely long
tongue against the head of the mysterious cock as she lightly jerks her left
hand against the bottom portion of his thick cock.

"Ohhhh damn..." Punk moans as Maria strokes his cock while she licks the head
of his cock. Punk looks at the monitor and sees that Maria is using her right
hand to push down her skirt from her waist. "Yeah that's it..." Punk smirks.
Maria lifts her knees up slightly from the flooring of the tub as she pushes
her skirt down her waist and past her knees to expose her nicely shaved
pussy. Maria tenderly dances her wet tongue around the head of the cock as
she smoothly strokes her left hand against the shaft at a quicker pace. CM
Punk presses his entire body against the wall on his side as Maria twirls her
tongue around his cock, coating it with her saliva as she pumps her hand on
his shaft. Maria opens her hot and sweet mouth as she takes the head of his
cock into her mouth, pressing her lips soothingly against it as she starts to
bob her head.

"Ohhhh fuck... mmmm she really knows how to give head..." Punk moans as he
thrusts his cock through the hole in the wall. Punk glances at the monitor
and grins as he watches Maria drag her lips smoothly over his cock as she
blows him. Maria slides her wet tongue against the bottom side of the shaft
as she steadily and smoothly bobs her head back and forth slurping and
sensually sucking his cock as she removes her left hand from his cock and
starts to bob her head further against his cock.

"Ohhhh awww... mmm..." Punk moans as Maria slides her tongue around his cock
as she takes his cock further into her hot, wet mouth. Maria's soft and pouty
lips soothingly drag back and forth against his shaft as she slightly rocks
forward on her knees, bobbing her head at a quicker pace on his cock.

"Mmmm yeah look at her suck that cock... mmmm damn..." Punk moans as he looks
at the monitor to watch Maria as she twists her head on his shaft as she
rapidly sucks it. Maria slowly lifts her head from the mysterious cock and
cutely laughs before she slides her tongue against the long shaft and then
the thick head of the cock.

"Hmmmm.... I wonder she she's up to..." Punk says as he watches the monitor
as Maria begins to lift off her low-cut black top. Maria stands up from the
flooring of the bathtub and drops low-cut black top outside of the tub and
onto the tiled floor of the bathroom. Maria, now completely naked, takes hold
of his cock and turns around so that her back is facing the wall and guides
steps back while guiding his cock into her wet pussy.

"Awww...." Punk moans as he feels his cock entering Maria's hot, wet and
tight pussy. Punk keeps himself perfectly still as Maria slides all the way
back on his cock so that her ass are pressing against the wall of her
bathtub. Maria presses her lips together and tilts her head back with a
lustful groan as she starts to lightly rock on her feet to push against
the mysterious cock poking through the wall.

"Mmmmm fuck... she's got an incredibly tight pussy..." Punk moans as he
starts to thrust his cock through the hole in the wall so that he's fucking

"Ohhhhh! Ohhhh..." Maria moans as she places her hands onto her own knees as
she rocks against the cock poking through the hole in the wall, feeling the
cock thrusting back into her pussy. "Mmmmm! Ohhhhh yeah!"

"Mmmm fuck... ahhh..." Punk groans as he places his hands flat against the
wall as he steadily speeds up his thrusts as he fucks the gorgeous red head
through the hole in the wall.

"Ohhhh! Ohhhhh!" Maria moans as her adorably shaped, rounded ass smacks
against the wall as she pushes back eagerly against the mysterious fucking
her sweet pussy. Punk licks his lips as he looks at the monitor and watches
as Maria rocks back against his pumping cock. Maria's ass smacks loudly
against the bathroom wall as she matches the pace of the cock pumping into
her pussy.

"Ohhhhh! Ohhhh yeah!" Maria moans and tilts her head back as she perfectly
grinds herself back against the wall and his cock, feeling his long shaft
deeply driving into her pussy from the hole in the wall.

"Ahhh yeah... mmmm fuck she knows how to take some cock..." Punk groans as he
watches Maria pushing back against him on the monitor. Punk slows his thrusts
down as Maria continues to push back at a brisk pace. Maria slowly opens her
eyes and bites down on her bottom lip as she slowly steps away from the cock,
causing it to drop out from her pussy. Maria turns around and crouches down
on the flooring of the bathtub before she wraps her moist lips around the
head of the cock.

"Ohhhh shit..." Punk moans as Maria presses her lips on his cock before she
starts to suck it again. Maria presses her lips perfectly around the cock as
she smoothly and steadily rocks her head back and forth, eagerly sucking his

"Awww.... mmmm fuck... ahhh..." CM Punk moans as his cock starts to throb
inside of Maria's mouth as she bobs her head on his meaty cock as it hangs
through the hole in the wall.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmm!" Maria moans as she slaps her wet tongue against the
bottom side of the shaft and quickly moves her head on his cock.

"Ahhhh... ohhhh fuck..." Punk moans as he begins to cum inside of Maria's
hot, wet mouth as she bobs sucks his cock.

"MMMMMMM!" Maria moans and purses her lips tightly around his throbbing cock
as his warm cum sprays into her sweet and hot mouth. Maria bobs her head on
his cock a few more times before she slowly lifts her head and smiles as she
watches the cum and saliva drip from the shaft.

"Mmmmm guess it's that time of the show..." Punk says with a grin as he
slowly pulls his cock out of the hole. He pulls up his jeans and quickly
buttons him before he steps away from the hole, which allows Maria to see
through the other side.

Maria raises her eyes as she peeks into the hole drilled into the wall and
cutely laughs "Hey...where'd you go!?" Maria asks.

As Maria peeks into the hole in the wall, she doesn't noticed that she has
been joined in the bathroom, "HEY!" CM Punk says loudly with a camera crew
behind him, shocking the gorgeous and naked redheaded woman.

Maria turns her head and opens her mouth in shock as her eyes widen "What

Punk smirks at Maria, "Guess what baby... you've just been Punk'd!"

"And Cut!" Edge says with a smile, "I got to say I had my doubts about a
glory-hole scene... but that came across real well..." Edge says.

CM Punk smirks, "I'm not complaining.... it was my idea..." Punk says without
realizing that Maria is now burning a hole through him with her eyes.

Maria grits her teeth and narrows her eyes as she stands up from the bathtub,
glaring deadly at him. "I figured it was you!" Maria slightly snaps at her
ex-boyfriend. "Never can forget someone as small as you!"

CM Punk looks at Maria, "Chill out Maria... you know you loved it..."

Maria folds her arms and shakes her head "No! I did not love it! I didn't
even like it!" Maria says as she steps out of the tub.

"Bullshit..." Punk laughs.

Edge steps between the two ex-lovers and hands Maria her personal bathrobe,
"I think that's quite enough..." Edge says as he looks at Punk.

"Yeah whatever..." Punk grins as he looks at Maria, "See you around babe..."
Punk says before he walks off.

Edge looks at Maria, "I did ask if you wanted to know who you'd be with..."
Edge says.

Maria closes the bathrobe around her body and presses her lips into a frown
as she cutely pouts "He's such a jerk..."

Edge puts an arm around Maria, "Well you know... with the new set of DVDs
that are going to be put into production... you won't have to work with him
again unless you want too..."

Maria lifts her head slightly and smiles up at Edge "Really?" Maria asks Edge
and before he can reply, the sound of someone clearing their throat is heard.

Edge rolls his eyes before he turns around, "Yes?"

"Sir...there is some type of disturbance going on here?" Richard Johnson,
Studio Cop, dressed in his complete security guard attire asks as he places
his hands onto his portly waist. Richard Johnson nods his head at Maria.
"Evening ma'am..."

Edge looks at Johnson, "Nope.... but I do see a big Dick walking around..."
Edge says.

Richard Johnson raises an eyebrow and stares at Edge as his fake mustache
starts to slip from above his upper lip "Sir...."

Edge smirks, "Shouldn't you be buying some baby oil or something..."

Richard Johnson takes a deep breath and sighs "Ahhhh screw it!" Richard
Johnson says before he suddenly rips off his buttoned shirt as the classic,
fun-loving stripping music starts to mysteriously play as Richard Johnson
transforms into the partying Big Dick Johnson.

Edge closes his eyes as if he's in pain and then opens them as Big Dick
Johnson starts dancing around the set. Edge looks at Maria who's laughing at
what she sees, "You want to grab a coke or something?"

* * *

The next evening at WWE Films Studios, Edge is in Melina's dressing room,
"Melina... you're going to really ruin your reputation with all this
crying... first the Draft a few weeks back and now you're crying because this
is ending?"

Melina narrows her eyes slightly and turns around to face Edge "I'm not
crying because this is ending!" Melina snaps and rolls her eyes "Average
people just don't understand..." Melina presses her lips arrogantly together
"Edge...when you're an A-List star like myself, you need the attention!
Without this how will I showcase my talents!"

Edge laughs a bit, "Melina... your talents will still be showcased... the new
format and DVDs will focus on one Diva at a time... so when it's your turn,
you just go all out and show why you're an A-List star."

"Oh..." Melina pauses and then smirks "Great!" Melina lightly tosses her hair
back "So...I bet I'm the first Diva featured..."

"Um actually..." Edge says as he rubs the back of his neck, "Maryse got that

Melina's eyes flare with instant anger "WHAT!" Melina shouts "NO! That's not
fair!" Melina starts to yell as a knock is heard on the door to the dressing

"Hold that thought..." Edge says as he walks over to the dressing room door
and opens it, "Yes?" Edge asks as standing out in the way is the disgruntled,
snappy make artist Janet, who rolls her eyes and unpleasantly looks at Edge.
"Janet... Melina will be with you in a few minutes..." Edge starts to say.

Janet folds her arms against her chest "Your wife threw coffee on me!"

Edge closes his eyes and sighs, "What did you do to her?"

Janet closes her eyes and shakes her head "The bitch wanted coffee with
cream...there wasn't any cream so I used half and half...she didn't like
that! So the bitch threw her coffee at me!"

Edge pauses, "I'll talk to her..." Edge says before he looks back at Melina,
"You know Melina, the one great thing about this ending is that there will be
less time dealing with prima donnas like yourself..." Edge says before he
steps out into the hallway before Melina can reply.

SCENE 3 - "SAW 69"

Melina Perez's eyes slowly flutter open and gradually adjust to the eerie,
dark surrounding of the room in which she is laying on the floor. Melina,
dressed in a short jean skirt and a low-cut black top slowly sits up and
scans the darkened room.

"Where am I?" Melina says in a raspy, dry voice.

Melina raises an eyebrow as she notices a small black hand-held recorder
laying on the tiled floor with a note that reads "PLAY ME". Melina
suspiciously purses her lips together as she slowly and cautiously reaches
over to the recorder and lifts it from the tiled floor to press play.

"Melina Perez...lady of the've spent your entire life
manipulating men to your every need..."

Melina's eyes widen with fear as she hears the voice on the tape belonging to
the psychotic serial killer known as Vickie Guerrero.

"Melina you will now have to make the ultimate decision return to your
slutty, lustful ways or face your demise..." Vickie Guerrero says through the
tape follow by a cough and a high-pitched, witch-like cackle.

"There is no escape Melina Perez from your past the room are three
men, three men who want their desires become true! You will have exactly 30
minutes to make all three men reach their explosive peaks....LET THE GAME

Once the tape stops, the lights slowly start to flicker on and Melina sees
three men that she knows standing in front of her completely naked. They are
Shelton Benjamin, Brian Kendrick and Dave Batista and behind them on a wall,
is a large digital clock that is now starting to countdown from thirty
minutes. Melina squints her eyes, adjusting to the bright lights as she
notices all three of their long and thick shafts pointing at attention
between their legs.

"Hey what are you waiting for.... you got less than thirty minutes to get us
off..." Batista says to Melina as he, Kendrick and Shelton step closer to
Melina. Melina sits up on her knees as Batista, Kendrick and Shelton circle
around her. Melina licks her lips as she eagerly places her left hand around
Kendrick's cock and her right hand around Shelton's black cock as she begins
to stroke both cocks with her talented hands. Melina manages to leans forward
and wrap her lips around the head of Batista's cock.

"Mmmmm yeah... Batista groans as Melina starts to bob her head up and down on
his thick cock while she strokes Kendrick and Shelton's dicks.

"Ohhh yeah..." Kendrick licks his lips as Melina tugs on his cock with her
left hand.

"That's it baby..." Shelton groans as Melina tightens her grip on his big
black cock that she's stroking with her right hand. Melina closes her eyes
and presses her lips tightly around Batista's thick shaft as she steadily
lifts and lowers her head, sucking his cock with ease as she rock forward on
her knees towards his cock, while eagerly stroking her hands up and down the
cocks of Kendrick and Shelton.

"Ohhh fuck yeah..." Batista groans loudly as he starts to thrust his cock in
and out of Melina's mouth as she sucks his cock with ease. Kendrick and
Benjamin both reach downward and they proceed to tear off Melina's low-cut
black top, freeing her impressively large, ripe and round tits as she jerks
them off.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Melina moans as she feels Brian Kendrick and Shelton
Benjamin start to grope her large and juicy tits. Melina turns her head
sharply on Batista's cock before dropping her head down even further on his

"Ohhh yeah swallow that cock..." Batista groans as Melina takes more of his
cock into her mouth.

"Man look at these tits..." Kendrick says as he lightly tweaks Melina's left

"They are fucking great..." Shelton says as he lightly slaps Melina's right
tit. Melina grinds her left hand and right hand against the hard shafts of
Shelton and Kendrick as she continues to wildly jerk her hands against both
shafts as she remains focused on sucking the cock in her manipulative, hot
moth, belonging to Batista.

"Ahhhh fuck... I need to pound your cunt..." Batista groans before he pulls
his cock, which is throbbing lightly out of Melina's hot and wet mouth. As
Batista begins to move around to get behind Melina, Kendrick and Shelton move
almost directly in front of Melina as she keeps her hands on their large
dicks. Melina seductively grits her teeth together and narrows her eyes as
she glances up at Shelton and Kendrick, pulling both cocks immediately
closer. Melina opens her hot and wickedly skilled mouth before she
impressively crams both shafts into her mouth.

"Ohhhh fuck look at that!" Kendrick moans loudly as his cock grinds against
Shelton's as Melina gets both of their large dicks fairly deep into her

"God damn she's a slut!" Shelton replies as Melina begins to bob her head on
his and Kendrick's dicks. Batista kneels behind Melina and tears off her
short jean skirt, revealing her hot round ass and smoothly shaved pussy.

"Ready? Of course you are..." Batista smirks as he have Melina sit up higher
on her knees before he shoves his cock into her hot pussy.

"MMMMMMMM! AHHHHHH!" Melina moans loudly around both Shelton and Kendrick's
cocks inside of her hot and wet mouth, causing her lips to stretch around the
shafts as Batista's deep and firm thrust from behind causing her to rock
forward on her knees.

"Awww..." Batista grunts as he firmly grabs Melina's hips as he deeply
thrusts his cock into Melina's pussy. Kendrick and Shelton both place a hand
on Melina's head as her mouth is stretched to it's limit as she sucks their
dicks at the same time.

"Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Melina groans as she slaps her wet tongue against both rock
hard cocks inside of her mouth, impressively slurping and sucking both cock
with her talented mouth. Melina rocks back on her knees, smacking her juicy
ass against Batista's muscular waist as he drills her pussy

"Mmmm yeah... ohhh damn...." Shelton moans as his cock presses up against
Kendrick while both are inside of Melina's saliva dripping mouth. Batista
jerks Melina back towards himself as he pumps his cock sharply into her cunt
from behind. Melina turns her head on Kendrick and Shelton's cocks, forcing
both shafts to grind against each other as her wet saliva drips against their
individual cocks and her soft lips rub back and forth. Melina places her
hands down onto the floor as Batista savagely fucks her pussy from behind.

"Ohhhh yeah... ahhhh fuck... awww..." Batista grits his teeth as he drives
his large cock roughly and repeatedly in and out of Melina's hot pussy.

"Mmmm fuck..." Brian Kendrick moans as Melina slaps her tongue against his
and Shelton's dicks as she bobs her head on both.

Melina slowly lifts her head up from Kendrick and Shelton's cocks and
wickedly smirks up at them as Batista forces her to rock back and forth on
her knees from his intense thrusts. "Ohhhhh! Mmmmmm..." Melina groans as she
drags her tongue along the head of Shelton's cock, before moving to
Kendrick's cock.

"Ohhhh shit.... mmmm fuck... Batista groans as he pulls his cock out of
Melina's hot pussy as he starts to cum. Batista's warm cum sprays against e
back of Melina's gorgeous thighs.

Melina slowly glances over her shoulder and slyly smirks at Batista "Mmmm...
awesome! One down..."

"Mmmm fuck... Batista groans as he gets up and moves away from Melina.

"Yeah well how about getting on this big black dick..." Shelton says as he
pushes Melina back a bit before he lays down in front on her.

Melina bites down on her bottom lip and tosses her hair back before she moves
closer to Shelton Benjamin and gently mounts herself onto his large and thick
black cock. Melina grits her teeth as she lowers herself down, feeling his
huge cock stretching her tight pussy. "Ohhhhhhh!" Melina moans and places her
hands onto his muscular black chest before she starts to steadily rock back
and forth on his cock.

"Ohhhh yeah... fuck..." Shelton groans as Melina rocks back and forth on his
large black cock that's deep inside of her pussy. Brian Kendrick licks his
lips as he steps to the left of Melina. He grabs Melina's head and has her
turn to the left so that he can push his cock back into her desirable mouth.

"MMMMMMM!" Melina moans hungrily around Brian Kendrick's cock as she starts
to immediately smoothly bob her head to suck on his cock while she grinds her
perfect body back and forth on Shelton's black cock, riding his shaft.

"Mmmmm yeah suck it baby.... mmmm yeah suck it good..." Kendrick moans as he
tosses his dirty blond hair back as Melina bobs her head on his cock. Shelton
puts his hands on Melina's waist and he begins to pump his cock up into her
tight pussy.

Melina slides her hands against Shelton Benjamin's muscular black chest as
she sharply rocks forward, while bouncing at the same time. "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!"
Melina moans as she perfectly bobs her head and guides mouth along Kendrick's
cock, splashing her saliva against his shaft.

"Ahhhhh... awww fuck yeah ride that black dick..." Shelton groans as Melina
grinds herself on his large cock as he pumps it up into her pussy. Kendrick
grabs two handfuls of Melina's hair as she twists and turns her head on his
fat cock. Melina closes her eyes as she slides her wet tongue against the
bottom side of Kendrick's cock as she eagerly rocks her head forward, taking
his shaft deeper into her incredibly skilled mouth as she grinds her tight
pussy against Shelton's black cock that steadily slams up into her pussy.

"Mmmm yeah you like sucking that cock baby..." Kendrick groans as Melina's
tongue slides against the bottom side of his thick cock. Shelton grits his
teeth as he roughly pumps his cock up into Melina's tight and wet pussy as
she bounces on him. Melina lifts her hands from Shelton's chest and turns
slightly to place then on Kendrick's toned waist as she starts to rapidly bob
her head against his cock while Shelton continues to thrust his cock up into
her pussy.

"Ohhhh yeah.... awww fuck yeah..." Shelton moans loudly as he pumps his cock
up into Melina's pussy Kendrick grits his teeth as Melina slobbers all over
his cock as she eagerly sucks his dick.

Melina slowly pulls her head back from Brian Kendrick's cock, causing his
shaft to drip with saliva. "Mmmm yeah!" Melina moans as she rocks forward on
Shelton's black cock in her pussy

"I'm going to fuck you like a mad man..." Kendrick grins as he moves behind
Melina and pulls her off of Shelton's cock. Kendrick has Melina kneel between
Shelton's muscular black legs before he rams his fat cock into her hot pussy
from behind.

"Ohhhhhhh fuck!" Melina screams as she feels Kendrick's cock deeply ram into
her pussy from behind as she rocks forward on her knees and towards Shelton's
large black cock before she opens her mouth and eagerly takes his cock into
her mouth.

"Ohhhhh yeah.... mmmm suck that black dick..." Shelton moans as Melina bobs
her head up and down on his stiff, black dick. Kendrick grabs Melina's hips
as he eagerly pumps his cock deeply into her hot pussy from behind. Melina
wraps her lips firmly around Shelton's black cock as she steadily and
smoothly bobs her head up and down, brushing her lips against his shaft while
she greedily devours his cock with her skilled mouth. Melina rocks back on
her hands and knees as Kendrick thrusts his cock into her pussy from behind,
her ass smacking against his toned waist.

"Ahhhh... ahhh yeah... mmmm fuck!" Kendrick groans as he pumps his cock in
and out of Melina's wet pussy as she rocks back to match his pace. Shelton
puts his hands on Melina's head as she lifts and lowers her head hungrily on
his big black dick.

"Mmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Melina moans as she seductively moans around Shelton's
black cock as she slobbers her saliva all over his cock as she manages to
lower her head amazingly further down on his huge black cock. Melina starts
to grind her body back against Kendrick's cock as she feels his thrusts
becoming sharper.

"Ohhh yeah swallow that fucking dick!" Shelton moans as he watches Melina
lower her head all the way down on his cock. Kendrick begins to smack
Melina's ass with his right hand as he continues to sharply fuck her hot cunt
from behind.

"Mmmmm fuck... I want that ass..." Kendrick grits his teeth as he pulls his
cock out of Melina's pussy and shoves it into her asshole with a rough

"Ohhhhhhh fuck!" Melina loudly screams and tilts her head back as she feels
her asshole stretching to accommodate Brian Kendrick's thick cock suddenly
thrusting into her ass. "Mmmmmm! Ohhhh...I love it in the ass!"

"No fucking shit!" Brian Kendrick grunts as he rams his cock sharply into
Melina's asshole for a few moments before he grabs her firmly and rolls onto
his back, bringing her with him so that she's on top. Melina leans back
slightly and places her hands onto his toned chest as she starts to eagerly
bounce on his cock, buried deep inside of her ass.

"Ahhhh yeah... ride that cock with your perfect ass!" Kendrick groans from
underneath Melina as she bounces on his cock. Shelton sits up from the floor
and moves in front of Melina so that he's kneeling between her and Kendrick's

"Get ready... I'm going to shove this big black dick back into your slutty
cunt..." Shelton grins just before he pushes his black shaft into Melina's
hot pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh!" Melina moans loudly and grits her teeth as she feels Shelton's
large black cock invading her hot pussy as she continues to bounce sharply on
Kendrick's cock inside of her ass.

"Awww fuck... mmmm yeah..." Shelton groans as he rocks on his knees as he
fucks Melina's hot pussy as she moves between him and Kendrick. Kendrick
places his hands on Melina's hips as he pushes his cock repeatedly up into
her asshole.

"Mmmmm! Ohhhh yeah! Ohhhhhh fuck!" Melina moans loudly as she eagerly pushes
against Shelton's black cock as he deeply pumps his shaft into her, causing
her to bounce quicker on Kendrick's cock beneath her in her ass

"Ohhhhh shit... awww fuck yeah..." Brian Kendrick moans from underneath
Melina as she bounces on his thick, rock hard cock. Shelton licks his lips as
he increases the pace of his thrusts as he drills Melina's hot pussy.

"Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh yeah! Ohhhhhh fuck!" Melina loudly screams as she slams down
hard on Kendrick's cock while Shelton Benjamin quickly and deeply pumps his
black shaft into her pussy.

"Mmmmm damn... ohhh yeah... awww shit...' Shelton Benjamin groans as he
pounds Melina's hot pussy as his cock starts to throb. Shelton pulls his cock
out of Melina's pussy and strokes his cock until he starts to cum all over
her gorgeous, flat and toned stomach.

Melina closes her eyes and licks her lips as she feels Shelton's warm cum
spraying onto her toned, flat stomach as she continues to sharply rock back
and forth on Kendrick's cock inside of her ass. "Ohhhh yeah! You like that,
don't you?!"

"Ohhh yeah... ohhh fuck yeah!" Kendrick replies as he pumps his cock up into
Melina's ass. Shelton smacks his cock against Melina's thighs after he's
finished cumming and hen he proceeds to move away. Melina licks her lips and
narrows her eyes seductively as she grinds her body down sharply on
Kendrick's cock as the cum from Shelton Benjamin drips against her stomach.

"Mmmmm ahhh..." Kendrick moans before he pushes Melina up off of his cock so
that he can get out from underneath her. Melina lays on her back as Kendrick
moves to kneel between her legs. The dirty blond haired stud then pushes his
fat cock into her hot, wet and tight pussy.

"Ohhhhhhh!" Melina moans and grits her teeth as she feels Kendrick's fat cock
ramming deeply into her pussy as she lays on the cold, damp floor

"Ahhhh... awwww fuck.... ohhh yeah..." Brian Kendrick moans as he pumps his
cock deeply and quickly into Melina's hot and wet pussy.

"Mmmmmm! Ohhhhh yeah!" Melina lustfully groans as she wraps her legs around
his toned waist and starts to aggressively push against Kendrick's cock.
Brian Kendrick licks his teeth as he slams his cock sharply into Melina's
pussy. Kendrick's ball sack smacks loudly against Melina's sweat coated skin.

"Mmmmmm yeah! You like that pussy don't you!?" Melina moans as she grinds her
pussy against his shaft as she impressively pushes back against his cock.

"Ohhh yeah... mmmm fuck yeah... like fucking that pussy!" Kendrick groans as
his cock starts to throb inside of Melina's hot pussy. Melina arches her back
slightly on the cold floor as she feels Kendrick's cock deeply ramming into
her wet and warm pussy.

"Ahhhh... awww shit..." Kendrick groans as he pulls his cock out of Melina's
pussy and he stands up. Kendrick strokes his cock rapidly and aims it down at
Melina's tits as he starts to cum. Melina grits her teeth and tilts her head
back slightly as Brian Kendrick's warm, sticky cum splatters against her
large, juicy, sweat covered tits.

"Mmmm fuck..." Kendrick groans as he strokes his cock until he's finished

Melina raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks up at Kendrick once he has
completely finished cumming. "Ohhhh perfect!" Melina says with a laugh as she
glances over at the digital clock in the room to see she still has five
minutes remaining. "Hah! I won!" Melina says before she stands up from the
floor, cum dripping from her body.

After Kendrick steps away, the cellar door opens and Melina instantly looks
over as Chavo Guerrero pushes the wheel chair bound Vickie Guerrero into the
room. "Not quite..." Vickie says as she folds her hands.

Melina raises an eyebrow as she turns around to face the psychotic, wheel-
bounded Vickie Guerrero. Melina timidly presses her lips together before
taking a deep breath "But...but I completed the game!"

"Lust and desire is everyone's down fall..." Vickie explains, "Your task was
to resist the temptations that have brought you here... and you have

Melina's eyes widen with fear as her lower lip trembles. " said on
the tape...that..."

"You must now face the punishment for your failure..." Vickie says as she
motions with her right hand for Chavo to wheel her out of the room. As soon
as Vickie is past the open door she puts a hand on it as she looks back in at
Melina, "Game... over..." Vickie says coldly as she slams the door shut.

"Noooooooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Melina loudly screams as the lights in the cold,
damp room suddenly black out after the door slams shut.

"Cut!" Edge says as the he looks gets up from his director's chair as the
set's lights are still out. "Son of a.... will somebody turn on the goddamn
lights!" Edge says.

"Sorry!" The voice of one of the WWE Films crewmembers replies and with a few
moments the lights are turned back on.

"Great work everybody..." Edge says with a smirk as he watches the usual
break down of the set that occurs with the completion of a scene.

The newly named General Manager of RAW and wife of Edge, Vickie Guerrero is
wheeled over towards the Rated R Superstar by her nephew Chavo, who is
obediently pushing her in the wheel chair. "Oh baby..." Vickie says as she
reaches Edge and notices his attention is not directed towards her head "Hey!
Excuse me!"

Edge looks down at Vickie, "Yeah?" Edge says as he mind appears to be

"Didn't I just do so amazing, baby!?" Vickie Guerrero asks as she cups her
hands together in her lap.

"Yeah sure you did..." Edge says.

"See I told you Aunt Vickie..." Chavo starts to say as he cuts off Edge.

Vickie glances over her shoulder and gives her nephew, Chavo, a look "I
didn't ask you Chavo..." Vickie coldly replies before she turns her head back
to face Edge "Well baby...I guess I'll be seeing you at the big celebration
party to commemorate the ending of Rated R Productions..."

"Yeah.... yeah... I just got some things to do first... I'll see you
later..." Edge says before he starts to step away from Vickie and Chavo. Edge
walks onto the set as he watches the crewmembers breaking down the set for
the final scene of Rated R Productions. Edge sighs as he slides his hands
into the pockets of his jeans and then raises an eyebrow as he feels a hand
placed on his shoulder.

Edge looks over his shoulder, "What?" Edge asks as he starts to turn around.

"Hey! Hey! There's my brother from another mother!" The former ECW
Commentator and former RAW General Manager, Mike Adamle says in an excited
voice as he extends his left hand "Put it there pal!"

Edge can't help but laugh a bit, "What are you doing here?" Edge says as he
actually shakes Mike Adamle's outstretched hand.

"Well...The Edge..." Mike Adamle says as he claps his hands together after
shaking Edge's hand. "My home boy Shane McMahon called me down here for a
meeting today and heard you were shooting one of those rockin' scenes, that I
personally know buddy you were just killing to get the true "Ladies Man" Mike
Adamle to star in!" Mike Adamle says with a smile.

"Well Mike... you actually arrived a little late..." Edge says, "This was the
last one for Rated R Productions..."

"That's a shame partner! But say...The Edge, you and I can still go kick it
out on the town! Plenty of single ladies, baby!" Mike Adamle cheers as he
places his right arm around Edge.

Edge raises an eyebrow as he moves to his left to have Adamle's arm fall from
around him, "Well you know... we are throwing a big wrap party... and I know
Melina missed you..." Edge says.

"Have Mercy! A party! Say...Mike Adamle is always ready for a happen' party
man..." Adamle replies as he and Edge start to walk towards the exit of the
filming area "Say, The Edge...did I ever tell you that story with some of my
American Gladiator buddies and some of my buddies from the Chicago Bears down
in Tijuana?"

Edge laughs a bit, "Is this the one with you and four bottles of tequila?"

Mike Adamle laughs "There's always at least four bottles of tequila, baby!"
Mike Adamle says as he and step out the doors "Anyway...there we all were at
the rockin' club..."


We hope you have all enjoyed Rated R Productions, because we had a lot of fun
writing it. But don't worry; with Rated R Productions ending, it's opening
the door for new projects with a similar theme. Stay tuned for 'WWE Films


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